FabSwingers.com forum: I need a man

By (user no longer on site) OP
3 weeks ago

To dig up a tree. I have started but now I just want to have a coffee and maybe a little nap.

What do you want doing for you?

None sex related please. This is not the place for that.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Oh look who it is! Hi.

Anyway I need a kiss.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ou only live onceMan
3 weeks ago

London

I'm not digging up a tree, but happy to have a coffee with you while someone else does.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *obilebottomMan
3 weeks ago

All over

I also need a man to paint my fences please. Can make coffees, cajes bacon sandwiches, you name it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
3 weeks ago

"Oh look who it is! Hi.

Anyway I need a kiss. "

Stephen.

That sounds a little bit sex related.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rLothbrokMan
3 weeks ago

Lancs

I could do with someone giving me a cuddle and looking after me, as I’m feeling poorly. Some soup would be lovely too.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eliWoman
3 weeks ago

Hey OP! Happy Saturday.

I've been thinking about what I'd really like and I'd love for a man to sate my oral fixation right now. Perhaps not full on throat fucking, mascara running and choosing his cock over breathing but I'd be happy with cock worshipping.

Thank you for giving me a platform to share this.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I need someone to groom my dog.

I've got the majority of her coat sorted but the toe beans are definitely a two man job 💜

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

As ever, someone to put the laundry away. Please. 🙏

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
3 weeks ago

"I'm not digging up a tree, but happy to have a coffee with you while someone else does."

Bring cake please.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
3 weeks ago

"I also need a man to paint my fences please. Can make coffees, cajes bacon sandwiches, you name it.

You had to go one better MB

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ou only live onceMan
3 weeks ago

London

"I'm not digging up a tree, but happy to have a coffee with you while someone else does.

Bring cake please. "

I'll bring an almond croissant, but that's the best I can do.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oopy FroodMan
3 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Done it before.

Not looking to do it again

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ansoffateMan
3 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I got a lad to drag a tree stump out with a rope and his van, after my spade snapped. Vowed my tree digging days to be over, so no can do.

I could use a new gate and a new bathroom, but I am feeling the itchy feet of a move on the horizon, so not sure there's much point.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ackson 501Man
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

I could prepare a snack for you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *thletic Fella!!Man
3 weeks ago

Wigan

A guy could be very busy doing jobs from this feed.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eoBloomsMan
3 weeks ago

Springfield

"Hey OP! Happy Saturday.

Thank you for giving me a platform to share this."

Both digging the wood in your own ways.😊

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *obilebottomMan
3 weeks ago

All over

"I also need a man to paint my fences please. Can make coffees, cajes bacon sandwiches, you name it.

You had to go one better MB"

I am sure there will sti be no offers sadly 😭

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
3 weeks ago

"I could do with someone giving me a cuddle and looking after me, as I’m feeling poorly. Some soup would be lovely too.

I'm not a fan of germs so I'll pass, I can wing you over a cup a soup though?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
3 weeks ago

kent

I need someone to explain elevator descent speeds to me. How long would it take to descend a mine shaft about 900 metres down?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inkyycurvyyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

A man to come and clean my house top to bottom would be perfect, while maybe making me drinks and cooking me dinner 🥰

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aralluWoman
3 weeks ago

...

I need someone to replace a bathroom and do some tailoring of clothes. Male or female. If you can do both then I’ll skip the coffee and supply you with wine instead… although that’s probably not the best way to get a job finished 🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

If it were even possible, I'd ask someone to go take a piss for me. The dog is laid all over me and I don't want to disturb him!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
3 weeks ago

N. Wales

"As ever, someone to put the laundry away. Please. 🙏"

I'd drop my knickers for this... Bane of my life!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
3 weeks ago

"Hey OP! Happy Saturday.

Thank you for giving me a platform to share this."

I stopped reading at oral fixation and I'm just gonna guess you want someone to narrate a good crime book whilst you nibble on cheese.

Very wholesome Meli.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uke_silverMan
3 weeks ago

London

I'll take full rights to whatever's underneath please, especially if the tree is part of a big W.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
3 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

I need a good foot massage please!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
3 weeks ago

"I need someone to groom my dog.

I've got the majority of her coat sorted but the toe beans are definitely a two man job 💜"

I think I ❤️ toe beans more than Joebeans.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
3 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I need someone to groom my dog.

I've got the majority of her coat sorted but the toe beans are definitely a two man job 💜

I think I ❤️ toe beans more than Joebeans. "

😆

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *luebell888Woman
3 weeks ago

Glasgowish

I need six, topless men in jeans to paint my garden fence whilst I sit back and observe whilst sipping my wine.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
3 weeks ago

"I'm not digging up a tree, but happy to have a coffee with you while someone else does.

Bring cake please.

I'll bring an almond croissant, but that's the best I can do."

Oh I don't mind those, I might be out of coffee so if you can pick up an iced cinnamon bun latte on your way as well that'll be grand!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
3 weeks ago

"As ever, someone to put the laundry away. Please. 🙏"

Id rather dig the tree up than do this

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rdere OpusCouple
3 weeks ago

Brum - ish

I have a radiator leak that needs sorting. If not, my dad will try and that’s not always a good thing.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *sWyldWoman
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Someone to replace my shower would be helpful

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ron100Man
3 weeks ago

leyland

I mean i dig holes for liveing send me ur post code I'll do.it 🤣😬

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aughtywelsh89Man
3 weeks ago

Pontyclun

Do me a nice coffee

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iFruityCoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Watermouth

How high is the tree and how close to a building

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
3 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Could someone go snack shopping for me please and thanks.

After 4 hours in the bath today I really can't be arsed. 🤷‍♂️

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

"As ever, someone to put the laundry away. Please. 🙏

Id rather dig the tree up than do this"

Swap?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

"As ever, someone to put the laundry away. Please. 🙏

Id rather dig the tree up than do this

Swap? "

Ah. No. Never mind. 😂😭

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

None sex related?

I don’t need a man to do anything.

Sex related…. It’s a preference rather than a need 🤣🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anderingArtistMan
3 weeks ago

an abstract world

Give me alcohol and hire a mini digger then you've got a deal.

Also, sign this piece of paper that indemnifies me from any other holes which may or may not be dug during my time operating said digger. After all, any hole's a goal 🤷🏽‍♂️

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eddedwandererMan
3 weeks ago

Swindon

We should normalise this. Is it because there are too many weirdos and chancers that we can't actually do this...

I mean how great would it be if we could offer a helping hand without expectations of sexual favours.

I really don't mind folding washing, ironing, gardening or the odd easy handy person job. X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aralluWoman
3 weeks ago

...

"Could someone go snack shopping for me please and thanks.

After 4 hours in the bath today I really can't be arsed. 🤷‍♂️"

What snacks dk you want?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rLothbrokMan
3 weeks ago

Lancs

"I could do with someone giving me a cuddle and looking after me, as I’m feeling poorly. Some soup would be lovely too.

I'm not a fan of germs so I'll pass, I can wing you over a cup a soup though? "

Can women catch the man flu?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
3 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I could do with someone giving me a cuddle and looking after me, as I’m feeling poorly. Some soup would be lovely too.

I'm not a fan of germs so I'll pass, I can wing you over a cup a soup though?

Can women catch the man flu?

Yes of course, except we just get on with things

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ell GwynnWoman
3 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I need someone, gender irrelevant, to work alongside me as I decorate the living room, bathroom, bedroom, fix the leaky taps, and sort the garage roof. Just keep me on track.

I'll bake rhubarb crumble cake as a thank you.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
3 weeks ago

kent

"I need someone, gender irrelevant, to work alongside me as I decorate the living room, bathroom, bedroom, fix the leaky taps, and sort the garage roof. Just keep me on track.

I'll bake rhubarb crumble cake as a thank you."

If you provide the cake, we’ll both come and help 😘

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *obilebottomMan
3 weeks ago

All over

"I need someone, gender irrelevant, to work alongside me as I decorate the living room, bathroom, bedroom, fix the leaky taps, and sort the garage roof. Just keep me on track.

I'll bake rhubarb crumble cake as a thank you.

If you provide the cake, we’ll both come and help 😘"

Not fair, I offered cake first

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
3 weeks ago

kent

"I need someone, gender irrelevant, to work alongside me as I decorate the living room, bathroom, bedroom, fix the leaky taps, and sort the garage roof. Just keep me on track.

I'll bake rhubarb crumble cake as a thank you.

If you provide the cake, we’ll both come and help 😘

Not fair, I offered cake first

Oh… I only read the most recent message. Cake road trip coming up! 🍰

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
3 weeks ago

"I need someone, gender irrelevant, to work alongside me as I decorate the living room, bathroom, bedroom, fix the leaky taps, and sort the garage roof. Just keep me on track.

I'll bake rhubarb crumble cake as a thank you.

If you provide the cake, we’ll both come and help 😘

Not fair, I offered cake first

You don't have boobs though

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ell GwynnWoman
3 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"I need someone, gender irrelevant, to work alongside me as I decorate the living room, bathroom, bedroom, fix the leaky taps, and sort the garage roof. Just keep me on track.

I'll bake rhubarb crumble cake as a thank you.

If you provide the cake, we’ll both come and help 😘"

Two people! Even better!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *obilebottomMan
3 weeks ago

All over

"I need someone, gender irrelevant, to work alongside me as I decorate the living room, bathroom, bedroom, fix the leaky taps, and sort the garage roof. Just keep me on track.

I'll bake rhubarb crumble cake as a thank you.

If you provide the cake, we’ll both come and help 😘

Not fair, I offered cake first

You don't have boobs though"

Not to speak of, no

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rLothbrokMan
3 weeks ago

Lancs

"I could do with someone giving me a cuddle and looking after me, as I’m feeling poorly. Some soup would be lovely too.

I'm not a fan of germs so I'll pass, I can wing you over a cup a soup though?

Can women catch the man flu?

Yes of course, except we just get on with things

It definitely can’t be the same flu then!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *EAT..85Woman
3 weeks ago

Nottingham

My kitchen tap drips and drives me insane. That please.

Maybe the overhang of next doors tree in my garden trimming back.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Should have said earlier, could have got you a rootball machine from work, done in 5 mins.

The mr

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
3 weeks ago

East London

Ignoring my terribly neglected garden I need someone to sort all the clutter from my house and dump it.

I also need some decongestants.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orphia2003Woman
3 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

"I also need a man to paint my fences please. Can make coffees, cajes bacon sandwiches, you name it.

"
.

Does it have to be a man. I love painting and DIY.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *obilebottomMan
3 weeks ago

All over

"I also need a man to paint my fences please. Can make coffees, cajes bacon sandwiches, you name it.

Does it have to be a man. I love painting and DIY."

No, not at all but too far sadly.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *esthetic21Man
3 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Back rubs. In a non sexual way

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
3 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I could do with someone giving me a cuddle and looking after me, as I’m feeling poorly. Some soup would be lovely too.

I'm not a fan of germs so I'll pass, I can wing you over a cup a soup though?

Can women catch the man flu?

Yes of course, except we just get on with things

It definitely can’t be the same flu then!

Orrrr you men exaggerate 🤣🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rLothbrokMan
3 weeks ago

Lancs

"I could do with someone giving me a cuddle and looking after me, as I’m feeling poorly. Some soup would be lovely too.

I'm not a fan of germs so I'll pass, I can wing you over a cup a soup though?

Can women catch the man flu?

Yes of course, except we just get on with things

It definitely can’t be the same flu then!

Orrrr you men exaggerate 🤣🤣"

I don’t think any studies have confirmed this yet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iFruityCoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Watermouth

"I need someone, gender irrelevant, to work alongside me as I decorate the living room, bathroom, bedroom, fix the leaky taps, and sort the garage roof. Just keep me on track.

I'll bake rhubarb crumble cake as a thank you."

If it's rhubarb, I'll be there, can I bring Peach?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *wertyjk01Man
2 weeks ago

NW London/Kent/Midlands

Building anothed koi pond in the garden and extending the railway down to the bottom half of the garden if anyones particularly skilled feel free to join.

Or those just wanting to look at some fish and trains go around a garden

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
2 weeks ago

East London

I need a man with a shoulder big enough for me to cry on 😢

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ant3Man
2 weeks ago

la cucina

*reads comments

*intrusive thoughts*

Nope I ain't touching this one...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cLovin2Man
2 weeks ago

Reading

I came onto this thread as I heard the OP needed a good digging. Coyote I am most disappointed madame.

Myself I could do with someone at work telling me that I am fantastic at my job and they want to hire me as a permie. Yes I know I have low standards, but it's been a crap year

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *obilebottomMan
2 weeks ago

All over

Thanks OP, earlier today a man offered to help me paint my fences. The power of good threads are amazing

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ebastian_TiddlewickMan
2 weeks ago

Singleton On Sea

Just for you to take some pics as I do it to post here afterwards to look sexy. (Make sure to capture the one where I've removed my shirt and am thrusting my tool in)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iFruityCoupleCouple
2 weeks ago

Watermouth

"Building anothed koi pond in the garden and extending the railway down to the bottom half of the garden if anyones particularly skilled feel free to join.

Or those just wanting to look at some fish and trains go around a garden "

Give Mr May a 📞

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ucka39Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle

I want a woman

to dig out the w.e.e.d.s 😂

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *BC-BigDMan
2 weeks ago

Exeter/Plym

If anyone needs a car valeted, holla at me 😂😂

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *obilebottomMan
2 weeks ago

All over

I certainly do and need to book a mobile one. Sadly too far

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *obilebottomMan
2 weeks ago

All over

"If anyone needs a car valeted, holla at me 😂😂"

I certainly do and need to book a mobile one. Sadly too far

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *BC-BigDMan
2 weeks ago

Exeter/Plym

"If anyone needs a car valeted, holla at me 😂😂

I certainly do and need to book a mobile one. Sadly too far

I do mobile but yes, I don’t think you’ll want to pay my fuel up to you ontop 😂

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *enfella4uMan
2 weeks ago

staffs

I would happily come do odd jobs for a woman or couple in return if some good naughty sexual fun xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss NaturalWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

To lick my bum hole and pussy make brews give me massages take me to countryside 🤣🤣🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ucka39Man
2 weeks ago

Newcastle

"To lick my bum hole and pussy make brews give me massages take me to countryside 🤣🤣🤣"

What about the bins 🤣😂

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
2 weeks ago

I dug up the tree.

I no longer need a man.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
2 weeks ago

kent

"I dug up the tree.

I no longer need a man."

Good job. Will you chop it up and chip it as well?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eoBloomsMan
2 weeks ago

Springfield

"I dug up the tree.

I no longer need a man."

Also you've now got a nice spot to bury one of the buggers.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *wertyjk01Man
2 weeks ago

NW London/Kent/Midlands

"Building anothed koi pond in the garden and extending the railway down to the bottom half of the garden if anyones particularly skilled feel free to join.

Or those just wanting to look at some fish and trains go around a garden

Give Mr May a 📞 "

He keeps ignoring my calls

guessing he wasn't a fan of the biscuit selection I had

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss NaturalWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester

"To lick my bum hole and pussy make brews give me massages take me to countryside 🤣🤣🤣

What about the bins 🤣😂"
🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *alcon2Man
2 weeks ago

North

"I dug up the tree.

I no longer need a man."

..how are you gonna open the lids off jars though...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread