FabSwingers.com forum: What are the best ways to let someone down?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wrong answers only

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Gatwick

It’s you, not me… 🤔

P.S. good to see you back, Pepinillo 🤗 😘

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s you, not me… 🤔

P.S. good to see you back, Pepinillo 🤗 😘 "

That’s classic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, you remind me of Stephen and his pickle...

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Just completely stop replying to them or generally acknowledging their existence. Disappear! Poof!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Put it off for as long as possible then just when they’ve relocated to be near you tell them via WhatsApp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry, you remind me of Stephen and his pickle..."

Yeah, I wouldn’t sleep with a woman that reminded me of him

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Don't be sad for what we've lost, be grateful for what we had.

My bro actually said that to an ex. He called me up confused asking me why she slapped him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just completely stop replying to them or generally acknowledging their existence. Disappear! Poof!"
📝

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait till there at the front door then shout it through the letterbox

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just completely stop replying to them or generally acknowledging their existence. Disappear! Poof!"

I do this all the time. Not to people I don’t like. Just to everyone. Because it adds to the thrill of being with me

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Post them a letter without telling them how you found their address, pop a teeny tiny turd in with it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Post them a letter without telling them how you found their address, pop a teeny tiny turd in with it. "

Drink water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post them a letter without telling them how you found their address, pop a teeny tiny turd in with it. "
that’s shit 😂

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By *allnHandsome12Man
over a year ago

Teesside

Contact them on every social media profile and work contact detail informing them that their dog may have chlymidia

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Post them a letter without telling them how you found their address, pop a teeny tiny turd in with it. "

Shitogram

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Post them a letter without telling them how you found their address, pop a teeny tiny turd in with it.

Drink water

Who said it was my turd?

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By *onko the SaneMan
over a year ago

3rd rock from the sun

Unscrew their belly button and let them deflate

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Go unlos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up to a date filthy, stinking and be really loud & obnoxious

Then cry when they mention something.

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Stick a pin in them and just let them deflate slowly.

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By *r_Mrs.DSCouple
over a year ago

Voldsøy

You’ll make someone that isn’t me very happy some day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go silent at the last minute having arranged to meet someone else at same time and place and let them observe this

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By *etwife8230Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Sit on the willy and tell them I'm just not feeling it

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
over a year ago

North West

Get stuck climbing out of the window and need rescuing by the fire brigade.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
over a year ago

Hatfield

"Turn up to a date filthy, stinking and be really loud & obnoxious

Then cry when they mention something.

That’s more like marriage ..

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

If I ever need to again, I am going to talk about hamsters every conversation.

Success is guaranteed, they'll stop messaging within a week.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
over a year ago

Hatfield

"Post them a letter without telling them how you found their address, pop a teeny tiny turd in with it. "

Oh god no .. you is evil ..

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
over a year ago

Hatfield

Women… the sex last night was fantastic I want more …

Man .. but we didn’t have sex last night?

Women .. as I said … see ya ..

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
over a year ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"I just need a little time and space"

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Make a thread asking for advice on how to do it and send them the link

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
over a year ago

Hatfield

"Make a thread asking for advice on how to do it and send them the link

There’s harsh and then there’s this ..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Pop them with a pin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off?

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

My first boyfriend I dumped saying I hadn't slept with enough people so didn't want to be tied down to just him.

I have been informed this is the wrong way to break up with someone whose ready to propose

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Fuck off?"

Short. To the point. Eloquent if delivered in a Leslie Philips style voice 🤓

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Bump into them six months later

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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over a year ago

Central

Do it on a roadside, similar to when it's someone's big birthday. Use black balloons.

Or send a messaged cake, to their work in a big box.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Premature ejaculation should let them down

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