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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Do you wash your hands after you go for a pee in a pub? Because I’ve been observing and only about 50% of guys do and I was wondering if fab guys are not your average man ?

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By *iscoDougMan
18 weeks ago

London


"Do you wash your hands after you go for a pee in a pub? Because I’ve been observing and only about 50% of guys do and I was wondering if fab guys are not your average man ? "

I do because I got really sick over Xmas & I've made it a mission to do so since then

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By *oeBeansMan
18 weeks ago

Derby

Of course I do and I hate the absolute fuckers who don't. Men at the gym are are guilty of this and it's gross AF

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Of course I do and I hate the absolute fuckers who don't. Men at the gym are are guilty of this and it's gross AF "

Why do you do that ? Do you piss all over your hands ?

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Do you wash your hands after you go for a pee in a pub? Because I’ve been observing and only about 50% of guys do and I was wondering if fab guys are not your average man ?

I do because I got really sick over Xmas & I've made it a mission to do so since then"

Maybe it would be a better idea to wash them before having a pee, unless you have a really rancid cock of course?

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
18 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

How long did you wait in the toilet to do your research? Because you might only be observing the builders after 6pm.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
18 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I'm surprised it's anywhere near as high as 50% in your view.

Maybe because the only places I go with mixed gender bathrooms are lower rent.

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By *ilbzMan
18 weeks ago

Swindon Wiltshire

I do every time, but heres the thing, is it a pointless exercise? I am going go touch the door handle all the non hand washers have touched and get their pee all over my clean hands

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By *eoBloomsMan
18 weeks ago

Springfield

Nowhere near 50% wash their hands but on Fab of course it's 0%.

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By *es not the MessiahMan
18 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Yes I do.

Every time not just when in the pub

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By *oeBeansMan
18 weeks ago

Derby


"Of course I do and I hate the absolute fuckers who don't. Men at the gym are are guilty of this and it's gross AF

Why do you do that ? Do you piss all over your hands ? "

But my hand has touched my cock, which touches a door handle and multiple other things and because I'm not an absolute reprobate

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"How long did you wait in the toilet to do your research? Because you might only be observing the builders after 6pm. "

I didn’t really it was a trick. I wanna know why the guys here who say they do it, really do it ? I have a beautifully clean penis so I always make sure to wash my hands before touching it.

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By *avie65Man
18 weeks ago

In the west.

Yes, always.

You know that guys that have and those that haven’t. The guys that have come out shaking their hands either because there are no hand towels or the dryer is broken.

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By *ife NinjaMan
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Yes 🤓

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
18 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"But my hand has touched my cock, which touches a door handle"

Joe. Why is your cock touching a door handle?

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"… and multiple other things"

Okay, now I have so many questions.

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By *rymedownunderMan
18 weeks ago

London/Australia

Yes I do- but you still have to pull the door handle afterwards that everyone else who hasn't washed has already touched!

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
18 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire


"How long did you wait in the toilet to do your research? Because you might only be observing the builders after 6pm.

I didn’t really it was a trick. I wanna know why the guys here who say they do it, really do it ? I have a beautifully clean penis so I always make sure to wash my hands before touching it."

I actually do. I also leave the public toilets in the best way I can to avoid touching the door the way those that don’t would have touched it. Weird I know!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

18 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'm not a man but a lot of people don't wash their hands are peeing. It's the door handles, flushes etc that harbour the germs not your body

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"But my hand has touched my cock, which touches a door handle

Joe. Why is your cock touching a door handle?

.

… and multiple other things

Okay, now I have so many questions. "

We have something really bad on his cock?

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By *rymedownunderMan
18 weeks ago

London/Australia


"I do every time, but heres the thing, is it a pointless exercise? I am going go touch the door handle all the non hand washers have touched and get their pee all over my clean hands "

Not just pre! Amazing how many guys come put the cubicle and font wash (assuming they are in there for it's intended purpose!)

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I'm not a man but a lot of people don't wash their hands are peeing. It's the door handles, flushes etc that harbour the germs not your body "

Exactly those hard surfaces have all kinds of baddies all over them, including the taps

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
18 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Don’t tend to bother if it’s just a slash, always do for number 2’s though.

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By *eoBloomsMan
18 weeks ago

Springfield


"Don’t tend to bother if it’s just a slash, always do for number 2’s though. "

Urine is actually a good disinfectant, just splash it around a bit.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
18 weeks ago

North West

Yeah I always do, though I have noticed guys walk in and then walk straight out without washing their hands. Think it is nasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that

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By *ophie_GTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Gainsborough

I always wash my hands after using the toilet, and I'm that weird person you see pulling their jacket sleeve over their hand to hold the door handle with

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By *agic.MMan
18 weeks ago

Orpington

Yeah men are ratchet things😒

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Think washing hands in a public toilet is pointless I know my body’s clean and I never piss on my hands

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By *exxyyDy11Man
18 weeks ago

North West


"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that"

This is how the zombie apocalypse starts

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Careful OP. You can't just stand in there "observing". People get arrested for that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that"

I’d be hoping to stick my cock down her throat think about that 😂

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
18 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that"

I guess if you’re putting his cock in your mouth you’re kinda already on that particular road.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
18 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I’d be hoping to stick my cock down her throat think about that 😂"

JINX! 😂

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By *oodmessMan
18 weeks ago

yumsville

If it was one of those posh posh bar pubs where everybody did then you kind of followed the heard. If it was a pub pub with a ripped pool table, warm beer and white spirits then you were setting yourself up for a bar fight if you did.

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By *ongAndThick123Man
18 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Yes I definitely wash.

You know what I’ve noticed that’s equally gross? Men stood at the urinals, two handed texting on their phone as their piss goes all over the place 🤢

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Yep.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that

I’d be hoping to stick my cock down her throat think about that 😂"

Fair point. Works both ways.

People are gross.

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By *agic.MMan
18 weeks ago

Orpington


"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that"

There are clear indicators of a man's level of hygiene... cut and clean fingernails, non flaky or oily hair, nicely kept facial hair, no dry skin, white shiny teeth ... if a man has these in checked,I think it's safe to say he washes his hands after using the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"I’d be hoping to stick my cock down her throat think about that 😂

JINX! 😂"

😂😂😂

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By *ongAndThick123Man
18 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"I'm not a man but a lot of people don't wash their hands are peeing. It's the door handles, flushes etc that harbour the germs not your body "

Very optimistic of you. Judging from the stench in some men’s toilets, there’s definitely a lot of germs being harboured in some of those bodies.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
18 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"Don’t tend to bother if it’s just a slash, always do for number 2’s though.

Urine is actually a good disinfectant, just splash it around a bit. "

I can see Henry Cooper making an add about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

I sometimes like eye of the tiger on 👀

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
18 weeks ago

Westbury (Wiltshire)

I am guilty of washing my hands every time, but the guilt is because if there are paper towels I will keep them in my hands once they are dry and use them to open the bog(ging) door keeping my clean hands from touching the pee stained knob (from the door). Once the doors open I will chuck the paper towels at the bin, often with the accuracy of blindfolded dartist.

So it's me who chucks paper towels, or bog roll, on your pub toilet floor, namely because of all the mingers who have such wonderfully clean wants they don't feel theneed for such hygienic controls.

Although if your pub has the Dyson germ sprayers, I use my hanky to dry my hands and lob that on the floor. Luckily traditional paisley hankies are relatively cheap on Amazon (that's not an add, but fact).

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
18 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross."

Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed.

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that"

Or your sucking that cock before it’s been washed with dribbling pee at the end

How many men wash thier cock after having a pee ?

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By *errywildWoman
18 weeks ago

It's a Secret

Gross if you don't wash your hands afterwards every time where possible!

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.

Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed."

YUCK.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
18 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"YUCK. "

Like Coyote said, people are gross.

But, like, not in a horrible way. Just that bodies are gross. Sex is messy. But bodies and sex are amazing too. You’ve got to be able to laugh about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

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By *edSirenWoman
18 weeks ago

magic mountain


"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.

Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed."

Along the same note… I always get confused in (usually) American films where they’re about to get jiggy, then the woman disappears to ‘prepare’ herself. Why??? That would 100% kill the vibe. If you’ve got that far, and you’re in the moment, just go for it. Heave later.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that

Or your sucking that cock before it’s been washed with dribbling pee at the end

How many men wash thier cock after having a pee ? "

Never in my life seen a guy wash his cock in a public toilet 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.

Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed."

It's reassuring to know that hat once you're down there nothing is stopping you. No matter what you see...

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"YUCK.

Like Coyote said, people are gross.

But, like, not in a horrible way. Just that bodies are gross. Sex is messy. But bodies and sex are amazing too. You’ve got to be able to laugh about it."

I suppose when I stick my tongue in and around arseholes I can’t really judge anyone. 🙊

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By *eoBloomsMan
18 weeks ago

Springfield


"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that

Or your sucking that cock before it’s been washed with dribbling pee at the end

How many men wash thier cock after having a pee ?

Never in my life seen a guy wash his cock in a public toilet 😂"

I always dip mine in the bowl

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By *avie65Man
18 weeks ago

In the west.


"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that

Or your sucking that cock before it’s been washed with dribbling pee at the end

How many men wash thier cock after having a pee ?

Never in my life seen a guy wash his cock in a public toilet 😂"

Just carry hand gel and use the cubicle, problem solved. 😬

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"YUCK.

Like Coyote said, people are gross.

But, like, not in a horrible way. Just that bodies are gross. Sex is messy. But bodies and sex are amazing too. You’ve got to be able to laugh about it.

I suppose when I stick my tongue in and around arseholes I can’t really judge anyone. 🙊"

We all need hobbies.

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
18 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that

Or your sucking that cock before it’s been washed with dribbling pee at the end

How many men wash thier cock after having a pee ?

Never in my life seen a guy wash his cock in a public toilet 😂"

It’s quite normal in many countries but not Europe. They have a hose with a shower head by the toilet or a a push button shower on the urinal

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By *oeBeansMan
18 weeks ago

Derby


"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.

Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed.

Along the same note… I always get confused in (usually) American films where they’re about to get jiggy, then the woman disappears to ‘prepare’ herself. Why??? That would 100% kill the vibe. If you’ve got that far, and you’re in the moment, just go for it. Heave later. "

I've never seen that in films! It's usually the day after where they're late for work and just get dressed and go like it wouldn't be obvious they've had sex the night before 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.

Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed.

Along the same note… I always get confused in (usually) American films where they’re about to get jiggy, then the woman disappears to ‘prepare’ herself. Why??? That would 100% kill the vibe. If you’ve got that far, and you’re in the moment, just go for it. Heave later. "

Or if you’re being clever.. insist on hot steamy shower sex

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

In all honesty washing before preparing food especially someone else’s and basic daily washing is most important there’s lots of daily situations that can spread germs if it worries you that much go back to sanitising a million times a day but that’s not for me it wasn’t good for my skin

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By *aughtywelsh89Man
18 weeks ago

Pontyclun

Always

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
18 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.

Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed."

I always get really distracted when swingers clubs opt for cheap toilet paper with an even higher risk of disintegrating there.

Thank fuck for the wet wipe stash 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that"

Extra flavour? 🤣🤣

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By *ifeman8211Man
18 weeks ago

fife

100% yes.. and with the soap..

So many dont.. i am sometimes scared to grab a handle on the door, always look for paper towels

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By *edSirenWoman
18 weeks ago

magic mountain


"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.

Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed.

Along the same note… I always get confused in (usually) American films where they’re about to get jiggy, then the woman disappears to ‘prepare’ herself. Why??? That would 100% kill the vibe. If you’ve got that far, and you’re in the moment, just go for it. Heave later.

Or if you’re being clever.. insist on hot steamy shower sex"

If I’m in that red mist moment he (or she!) could be covered in piss and fuck knows what else and I’d still be going for it. My brain is off, my vagina has taken over, and she is a greedy, filthy deviant 😁😈

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.

Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed.

Along the same note… I always get confused in (usually) American films where they’re about to get jiggy, then the woman disappears to ‘prepare’ herself. Why??? That would 100% kill the vibe. If you’ve got that far, and you’re in the moment, just go for it. Heave later.

Or if you’re being clever.. insist on hot steamy shower sex

If I’m in that red mist moment he (or she!) could be covered in piss and fuck knows what else and I’d still be going for it. My brain is off, my vagina has taken over, and she is a greedy, filthy deviant 😁😈"

My type of girl 😘

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By *GoodGirlGemxCouple
18 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.

Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed."

I always have wet wipes with me when at a club or meet

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
18 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"My type of girl 😘"

Mine too.

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By *edSirenWoman
18 weeks ago

magic mountain


"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.

Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed.

Along the same note… I always get confused in (usually) American films where they’re about to get jiggy, then the woman disappears to ‘prepare’ herself. Why??? That would 100% kill the vibe. If you’ve got that far, and you’re in the moment, just go for it. Heave later.

I've never seen that in films! It's usually the day after where they're late for work and just get dressed and go like it wouldn't be obvious they've had sex the night before 😂"

I’m going to guess you’ve probably not watched as many chick flicks as me 😅

BUT there is something kinda sexy about not washing it off straight away. I had a fb once who jizzed all over my face. Wiped most of it away, but didn’t wash it off, then we went out for the night. We both liked the idea of us being out while I was still covered in him. Thankfully didn’t enter anywhere with UV lighting 🤣🤣

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By *edSirenWoman
18 weeks ago

magic mountain


"My type of girl 😘

Mine too. "

Well. I’d be happy to share myself between you both 😉😈

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Yes

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
18 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"Of course I do and I hate the absolute fuckers who don't. Men at the gym are are guilty of this and it's gross AF

Why do you do that ? Do you piss all over your hands ? "

But of an odd question given your Op ?

Personally absolutely every time yes because some men are ignorant pigs and one needs to look after oneself..

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By *oeBeansMan
18 weeks ago

Derby


"I’m going to guess you’ve probably not watched as many chick flicks as me 😅

BUT there is something kinda sexy about not washing it off straight away. I had a fb once who jizzed all over my face. Wiped most of it away, but didn’t wash it off, then we went out for the night. We both liked the idea of us being out while I was still covered in him. Thankfully didn’t enter anywhere with UV lighting 🤣🤣"

Well there's a new fantasy added to the bucket list! 😈

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
18 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Well. I’d be happy to share myself between you both 😉😈"

Funny you should say that. We were just talking about how much fun that would be.

.

(I did *not* expect a thread about getting piss on your hands to go this way, but I’m not complaining.)

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"Well. I’d be happy to share myself between you both 😉😈

Funny you should say that. We were just talking about how much fun that would be.

.

(I did *not* expect a thread about getting piss on your hands to go this way, but I’m not complaining.)"

Yes fucking please!! suddenly my weekend is a lot brighter.. a smoking hot redhead is what everyone needs in their lives.. and more specifically, their beds🥵🔥🔥🔥

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By *edSirenWoman
18 weeks ago

magic mountain


"

Well there's a new fantasy added to the bucket list! 😈"

As always… happy to help make dreams come true 😁

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By *edSirenWoman
18 weeks ago

magic mountain


"Well. I’d be happy to share myself between you both 😉😈

Funny you should say that. We were just talking about how much fun that would be.

.

(I did *not* expect a thread about getting piss on your hands to go this way, but I’m not complaining.)

Yes fucking please!! suddenly my weekend is a lot brighter.. a smoking hot redhead is what everyone needs in their lives.. and more specifically, their beds🥵🔥🔥🔥"

😁 what I said in my above reply to Joe! sounds like a decent way to spend an evening 😈

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By *oeBeansMan
18 weeks ago

Derby


"

Well there's a new fantasy added to the bucket list! 😈

As always… happy to help make dreams come true 😁"

Are your words making cheques your face can't cash? 😉

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By *ansoffateMan
18 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Research has shown those hand dryers actually harbour and spread bacteria, so if you are using them after you wash there's a good chance you are being even less sanitary.

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By *edSirenWoman
18 weeks ago

magic mountain


"

Well there's a new fantasy added to the bucket list! 😈

As always… happy to help make dreams come true 😁

Are your words making cheques your face can't cash? 😉"

One way to find out 😉

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
18 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"BUT there is something kinda sexy about not washing it off straight away. I had a fb once who jizzed all over my face. Wiped most of it away, but didn’t wash it off, then we went out for the night. We both liked the idea of us being out while I was still covered in him. Thankfully didn’t enter anywhere with UV lighting 🤣🤣"

There *is* something fucking hot about that. Turning the walk of shame into a stride of pride. Walking through the city still being able to taste a lover on my lips.

I’ll always remember one time, I’d been seeing this girl who was a lawyer and we met up at her flat on our lunch break … as soon as we got inside the door she dropped to her knees, her back against the wall in the hallway, pulled me towards her by the hips and unbuckled my belt. She was sucking my cock within seconds. An hour or two later, middle of the afternoon, back at my office, I got a text from her. “I’m in a board meeting. I can still taste your cum on my tongue.”

🥵😍

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By *oeBeansMan
18 weeks ago

Derby


"

Well there's a new fantasy added to the bucket list! 😈

As always… happy to help make dreams come true 😁

Are your words making cheques your face can't cash? 😉

One way to find out 😉"

So erm... Fancy going out tonight? 😜

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By *edSirenWoman
18 weeks ago

magic mountain


"

Well there's a new fantasy added to the bucket list! 😈

As always… happy to help make dreams come true 😁

Are your words making cheques your face can't cash? 😉

One way to find out 😉

So erm... Fancy going out tonight? 😜"

😈😈

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"BUT there is something kinda sexy about not washing it off straight away. I had a fb once who jizzed all over my face. Wiped most of it away, but didn’t wash it off, then we went out for the night. We both liked the idea of us being out while I was still covered in him. Thankfully didn’t enter anywhere with UV lighting 🤣🤣

There *is* something fucking hot about that. Turning the walk of shame into a stride of pride. Walking through the city still being able to taste a lover on my lips.

I’ll always remember one time, I’d been seeing this girl who was a lawyer and we met up at her flat on our lunch break … as soon as we got inside the door she dropped to her knees, her back against the wall in the hallway, pulled me towards her by the hips and unbuckled my belt. She was sucking my cock within seconds. An hour or two later, middle of the afternoon, back at my office, I got a text from her. “I’m in a board meeting. I can still taste your cum on my tongue.”

🥵😍"

I mean.. we can totally re-enact this.. incase your memory fades?😇

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By *tsJustKateWoman
18 weeks ago

London

My husband is almost obsessive about hand washing.

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By *edSirenWoman
18 weeks ago

magic mountain


"

There *is* something fucking hot about that. Turning the walk of shame into a stride of pride. Walking through the city still being able to taste a lover on my lips.

I’ll always remember one time, I’d been seeing this girl who was a lawyer and we met up at her flat on our lunch break … as soon as we got inside the door she dropped to her knees, her back against the wall in the hallway, pulled me towards her by the hips and unbuckled my belt. She was sucking my cock within seconds. An hour or two later, middle of the afternoon, back at my office, I got a text from her. “I’m in a board meeting. I can still taste your cum on my tongue.”

🥵😍"

Yep. Definitely something sexy about being ‘marked’ by a guy and carrying their scent/taste for a while 🥵

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By *edSirenWoman
18 weeks ago

magic mountain


"

I mean.. we can totally re-enact this.. incase your memory fades?😇"

😁 except we can taste it on each other’s tongues… 😈

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
18 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I mean.. we can totally re-enact this.. incase your memory fades?😇"

This is why I like you so much. 🥰

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
18 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"😁 except we can taste it on each other’s tongues… 😈"

Right. That’s it. Will you two please jump into each other’s DMs, so we can all jump into bed together?

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By *eroLondonMan
18 weeks ago

Mayfair

Yes. Always. ✔️

I did a thread about this last year. It didn't get much traction which, for me, implied that not many men wash their hands after they've relieved themselves. At the very best they tend to frighten their precious hands with a few droplets of water before heading out, as opposed to doing the full ablutions.

I'm very 'pro men' on here, male solidarity, the negation of the male bashing and so forth. But not in this case: men are the despicable, downright disgustingly foul, abhorrent, filthy and grubby, obscene and motherless motherfuckers of society. And they should be ashamed of themselves.

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By *renzMan
18 weeks ago

Between Chichester and Havant

Honestly, rarely. I'm touching the skin of my cock, nothing else, which is no different to touching the skin on my arm. If I go into a cubicle then yes, as I've probably touched the door, flushed etc. I push the room door open with my foot and try not to touch the handle. Occasionally I will have to on the way out, but then I've already gone past the sinks!

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By *eroLondonMan
18 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Do you wash your hands after you go for a pee in a pub? Because I’ve been observing and only about 50% of guys do and I was wondering if fab guys are not your average man ?

·

I do because I got really sick over Xmas & I've made it a mission to do so since then"

I see, so if you hadn't got sick you would have continued to shake hands with your bishop and carried on regardless spreading your germs...?

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By *ansoffateMan
18 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Yes. Always. ✔️

I did a thread about this last year. It didn't get much traction which, for me, implied that not many men wash their hands after they've relieved themselves. At the very best they tend to frighten their precious hands with a few droplets of water before heading out, as opposed to doing the full ablutions.

I'm very 'pro men' on here, male solidarity, the negation of the male bashing and so forth. But not in this case: men are the despicable, downright disgustingly foul, abhorrent, filthy and grubby, obscene and motherless motherfuckers of society. And they should be ashamed of themselves."

I can assure you Nero that my sanitising regime is of a standard consistent with that of a professional trauma scene cleaning service.

I leave no biological trace of any kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Pub, yes.....Home, not always

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
18 weeks ago

newport


"Yes, always.

You know that guys that have and those that haven’t. The guys that have come out shaking their hands either because there are no hand towels or the dryer is broken. "

The dryers never dry your hands even when they are working unless it’s a Dyson

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By *mateur100Man
18 weeks ago

nr faversham

If I piss on my hands, yes

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By *ags73Man
18 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Always wash hands.

Hand-dryers are a noisy waste of time though

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By *onnachakeaneMan
18 weeks ago

Dundrum

I remember an auld lad in work used to take his cock out at the urinal and pit his hands on his hips as he pissed and if you were unfortunate enough to be there he’d make conversation with you… was just odd…. Maybe it was a hygiene thing for him..

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By *ChubsMan
18 weeks ago

West Midlands

I do & always try and figure out the best way to pull the door open without touching the handle 😬

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By *oubleswing2019Man
17 weeks ago

Colchester

Always wash my hands. Without fail. With soap from a dispenser. And if it's run out, I'll inform the pub staff.

I do side-eye to see which others wash their hands too, in case they are part of my party (and if they are and they haven't, I'll say, "John ? Hands!" and none of my friends have got the arseache. It's usually a sheepish "Ooops, silly me".

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If I get up in the night to use the ensuite, even in my half-awake stupor, I still wash my hands. It is THAT ingrained in me.

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And if friends use the loo at my home, I listen for the taps running (which they would turn on if washing their hands). If they don't and come back in to the room pretty sharpish, I feel a bit sick and avoid any hand contact with them.

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I also hate opening the door to exit the men's toilets, and use my cuff because ewww.

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It is a bugbear of mine.

I'm not germophobic, just germ aware, and was raised by one parent who was a clinician.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
17 weeks ago

London


"I always wash my hands after using the toilet, and I'm that weird person you see pulling their jacket sleeve over their hand to hold the door handle with"

It's not just me then.

I've always been astounded at the number of guys who don't wash their hands after using the toilet.

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By *rdere OpusCouple
17 weeks ago

Brum - ish

Most definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

My cock is clean I wash my hands before I pee

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By *owandthenfunMan
17 weeks ago

Close By

YES

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By *eroLondonMan
17 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Honestly, rarely. I'm touching the skin of my cock, nothing else, which is no different to touching the skin on my arm."

·

Wow. Just...wow.

Skin of cock = skin on arm?!? This is vacuous stupidity personified.

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By *alcolm XtraMan
17 weeks ago

Northfleet

As others have said, my cock is immaculately clean and unless one is poorly piss is sterile.

Public toilets are far more likely to make me ill than my pecker!

I'm inclined to judge each bog on it's merits.

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
17 weeks ago

chester

He said be honest

And everyone posts - yes I always wash my hands- like religiously

Well nope I don't always wash my hands it depends on the circumstances

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago


"Do you wash your hands after you go for a pee in a pub? Because I’ve been observing and only about 50% of guys do and I was wondering if fab guys are not your average man ? "

Yes I do and always do. I find those that don't repulsive and even worse if they've had a sh*t!!!

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By *lue morphoCouple
17 weeks ago

north west

Yes, we have lived through a pandemic. If lockdown is not enough motivation to do it. Give up!

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By *ootyhunter69Man
17 weeks ago

bushey

Always wash them

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By *host63Man
17 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

Alice hygiene mind you as .ost pubs today have no soap no loo paper it's a miracle if you can

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By *ealitybitesMan
17 weeks ago

Belfast

Yes I do without fail and even have handgel in my rucksack if I go for a pee up a mountain.

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By *it4uMan
17 weeks ago

Brighton / lancashie / SW France

Always wash my hands and then open the door trying not to use the handle.

I reckon it’s about 80% that’s don’t wash their hands afterwards.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
17 weeks ago

Leeds

Yes.

The mr

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By *igblackchocolateMan
17 weeks ago

London & Essex

Always you should go the a gym is a lot worse the amount of people who don’t wash there hands

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

It's just common deceny surely?? You take a piss then wash your hands - unless you're caught short and utilising a layby at the side of the road.

I would say i guilty of overwashing my hands in general which is at odds with my penchant for rimming and watersports, but, you know, people pick and choose what laws they want to abide by in a similar way - I drive at 20 past a school, but I'm happy doing 95 on a motorway

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By *avexxMan
17 weeks ago

cheshire

in the past some pubs use to put peanuts on the bar help yourself free,,, how many guys touched them never washed there hands... leave well alone

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By *ill12369Man
17 weeks ago

knutsford chesh

Always wash my hands and use toilet roll on the gandle to open the door when leaving

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By *odd66Man
17 weeks ago

Suffolk and London


"Of course I do and I hate the absolute fuckers who don't. Men at the gym are are guilty of this and it's gross AF "

totally agree and then they touch all the weights.....but does it really matter if we suck pussy and cock anyway!!!

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By *arried curious guyMan
17 weeks ago

Motherwell

I always wash my hands, even if I was the only guy in the gents

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By *apt peteMan
17 weeks ago

Peterborough

Yep an absolute must after having a pee.

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By *he National ThrustMan
17 weeks ago

Horsham, Sussex

Yes, 100% not a mingbag

Having said that, most of the gents at pubs are absolutely rank, and you could catch 20 interesting things off the door handle....

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By *he National ThrustMan
17 weeks ago

Horsham, Sussex

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By *ubikslongswordMan
17 weeks ago

Rubiksville


"Do you wash your hands after you go for a pee in a pub? Because I’ve been observing and only about 50% of guys do and I was wondering if fab guys are not your average man ? "

Yes and I cringe when I see people who don't

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

No

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By *SB1971Man
17 weeks ago

cleethorpes

Yes always

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By *SB1971Man
17 weeks ago

cleethorpes

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By *SB1971Man
17 weeks ago

cleethorpes


"Yep an absolute must after having a pee. "

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By *ermite12ukMan
17 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

I once, while I was at work, washed my paws and left the toilets without drying them. Then seen someone outside I'd not seen in years and shook his hand.

To answer the ops question though. Always.

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By *eo PublicMan
17 weeks ago

Lincoln

Yes, why wouldn't you?

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By *ripfillMan
17 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Absolutely… then I try to open the toilet door touching a part I think no one else has touched before lol

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By *renzMan
17 weeks ago

Between Chichester and Havant


"Honestly, rarely. I'm touching the skin of my cock, nothing else, which is no different to touching the skin on my arm.

·

Wow. Just...wow.

Skin of cock = skin on arm?!? This is vacuous stupidity personified."

Tell me the difference then. Being vacuous and stupid I wouldn't know. Your more likely to transfer germs to your cock from your hands then the other way around.

Unless of course, your cock stinks and is full of puss. Mine isn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

All the above is lies, , men do not religiously wash their hands after going for a pee unless they have OCD or some sort of medical/mental condition (I’m not knocking anyone here) your telling me you do this when d*unk, absolutely flat out knackered? I call bullshit

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By *renzMan
17 weeks ago

Between Chichester and Havant


"All the above is lies, , men do not religiously wash their hands after going for a pee unless they have OCD or some sort of medical/mental condition (I’m not knocking anyone here) your telling me you do this when d*unk, absolutely flat out knackered? I call bullshit "

A lot of virtue signalling!

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By *eo PublicMan
17 weeks ago

Lincoln


"All the above is lies, , men do not religiously wash their hands after going for a pee unless they have OCD or some sort of medical/mental condition (I’m not knocking anyone here) your telling me you do this when d*unk, absolutely flat out knackered? I call bullshit "

Having obviously used a lot of toilets in pubs and other public places I'm sure you are right, but I can assure you I do. I'm not OCD but I do care enough about hygiene to wash my hands, in fact it annoys me if there's no soap/handwash and I have to use just water. Fortunately post covid a lot of places do have handgel so that's an option if the soap has gone.

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By *rdimpsMan
17 weeks ago

Hull


"Do you wash your hands after you go for a pee in a pub? Because I’ve been observing and only about 50% of guys do and I was wondering if fab guys are not your average man ? "

How many of these non hand washers used to then dip their hands into the complimentary bowls of peanuts on bars? Dirty disgusting habit, I don't care how much you've had to drink, wash your chavvy hands ffs.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
17 weeks ago

London


"All the above is lies, , men do not religiously wash their hands after going for a pee unless they have OCD or some sort of medical/mental condition (I’m not knocking anyone here) your telling me you do this when d*unk, absolutely flat out knackered? I call bullshit "

You can call it as much as you like, but for myself it's true. No matter how wrecked I have been, hands are always washed.

It's just an ingrained process due to an understanding of hygiene.

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By *lidMan
17 weeks ago

Cambridge

I do but once you have washed have to open the door using a handle pulled by those that haven't, so it's try and use your little pinky to get out.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
17 weeks ago

Chichester


"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that

Or your sucking that cock before it’s been washed with dribbling pee at the end

How many men wash thier cock after having a pee ?

Never in my life seen a guy wash his cock in a public toilet 😂"

I wash my cock with wipes I keep in my handbag. Though I use women’s bathrooms so you would never see a cock randomly in wild .

Though the hygiene in many women’s restrooms is utterly abhorrent I have observed many times

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By *rickie-dickieMan
17 weeks ago

South Durham

Yes, I work in an industry that requires washing of hands when having touched any part of my skin. So washing hands is pretty much part of going for a pee, at work, home or out at a pub etc.

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
17 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"All the above is lies, , men do not religiously wash their hands after going for a pee unless they have OCD or some sort of medical/mental condition (I’m not knocking anyone here) your telling me you do this when d*unk, absolutely flat out knackered? I call bullshit "

I know it’s like the men on here have super high standards of hygiene compared to average guys in pubs.

I would say I do about 80-90% of the time, definitely if I splashed my fingers while peeing but if I’m In grey or beige trousers or if there’s no hand dryers or a massive queue I might not. Then I got thinking about why and it actually makes no sense , there’s probably lore germs on your hands so you really should wash them before peeing if anything and definitely should wash your cock after

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
17 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"All the above is lies, , men do not religiously wash their hands after going for a pee unless they have OCD or some sort of medical/mental condition (I’m not knocking anyone here) your telling me you do this when d*unk, absolutely flat out knackered? I call bullshit

You can call it as much as you like, but for myself it's true. No matter how wrecked I have been, hands are always washed.

It's just an ingrained process due to an understanding of hygiene.

"

Can you explain the understanding of hygiene for us ? There are germs on your cock the get onto your hands or something ? Or you pee on your hands while taking a pee ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

17 weeks ago

East Sussex

^^ it isn't about the germs and bacteria on you it's about the germs and bacteria on toilet door handles etc.

I don't know about men's toilets but women's public toilets are often vile.

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By *lynJMan
17 weeks ago

Morden

I've continued to carry hand sanitizer for use post pub pee. Some of the behaviours are awful.

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By *ealitybitesMan
17 weeks ago

Belfast


"All the above is lies, , men do not religiously wash their hands after going for a pee unless they have OCD or some sort of medical/mental condition (I’m not knocking anyone here) your telling me you do this when d*unk, absolutely flat out knackered? I call bullshit "

I don't have OCD or any related medical conditions. I don't drink either so that never comes into the equation. I do it out of habit. It's ingrained.

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago


"Do you wash your hands after you go for a pee in a pub? Because I’ve been observing and only about 50% of guys do and I was wondering if fab guys are not your average man ? "

I wash my hands before and after.

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago


"All the above is lies, , men do not religiously wash their hands after going for a pee unless they have OCD or some sort of medical/mental condition (I’m not knocking anyone here) your telling me you do this when d*unk, absolutely flat out knackered? I call bullshit

You can call it as much as you like, but for myself it's true. No matter how wrecked I have been, hands are always washed.

It's just an ingrained process due to an understanding of hygiene.

Can you explain the understanding of hygiene for us ? There are germs on your cock the get onto your hands or something ? Or you pee on your hands while taking a pee ? "

Oh I can explain that, hygiene is the preventative measures taken to stop the spreading of germs, now there are two ways of eradicating germs, heat or chemicals, practically you cannot apply heat to everything you need to be clean ie your penis, nor can you pour chemicals on it too, well you can but that’s not my kink, each to their own, that is the principle of hygiene in a nutshell.

The fact I have stated in my post about calling bullshit is exactly that, no man stating they wash their hands EVERY time they go for a pee is either lying or as stated an ocd or mental affliction to be clean. We have evolved to survive surrounded by germs etc and live a long time, although pee is not a natural disinfectant, it contains mostly water salt and ammonium salt, which does nothing for cute or burns but makes it sting even more

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago


"^^ it isn't about the germs and bacteria on you it's about the germs and bacteria on toilet door handles etc.

I don't know about men's toilets but women's public toilets are often vile. "

When I was working in a bar, the worst job at the end of the night was cleaning the women's toilets, they were disgusting, you'd nearly need a hazmat suit.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
17 weeks ago

Rochester, Kent

Always.

And I try to touch as little of the door handle as possible on the way back out of the gents.

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By *eroLondonMan
17 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Honestly, rarely. I'm touching the skin of my cock, nothing else, which is no different to touching the skin on my arm.

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Wow. Just...wow.

Skin of cock = skin on arm?!? This is vacuous stupidity personified.

·

Tell me the difference then. Being vacuous and stupid I wouldn't know. Your more likely to transfer germs to your cock from your hands then the other way around.

Unless of course, your cock stinks and is full of puss. Mine isn't. "

·

I was going to answer this but there's no point: you can't reason with stupidity.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

17 weeks ago

East Sussex

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

17 weeks ago

East Sussex


"^^ it isn't about the germs and bacteria on you it's about the germs and bacteria on toilet door handles etc.

I don't know about men's toilets but women's public toilets are often vile.

When I was working in a bar, the worst job at the end of the night was cleaning the women's toilets, they were disgusting, you'd nearly need a hazmat suit. "

I'm not surprised I genuinely prefer to dodge behind a bush than use public toilets

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
17 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"[Removed by poster at 30/03/25 11:35:32]"

Oooh, that’s a shame, I was looking forward to a full explanation of ‘fudging’, thought it might be some wacky craze down there in Hastings

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

17 weeks ago

East Sussex


"[Removed by poster at 30/03/25 11:35:32]

Oooh, that’s a shame, I was looking forward to a full explanation of ‘fudging’, thought it might be some wacky craze down there in Hastings "

. Blooming autocorrect

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By *issy469TV/TS
17 weeks ago

Luton

Of course, and if the basin & mirror are strategically placed you can catch a sneaky glimpse of a cock still peeing or better still, being shaken at the urinals behind you…..shhh!

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By *enuine MikeMan
17 weeks ago

Guildford

Always... what makes me laugh are the guys who just stick their hands under a tap without soap.

Worst thing about toilets is having to open the door when you leave.

A busy pub will always have a busy restroom, so it's great to time your exit when someone walks in

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
17 weeks ago

southampton


"Do you wash your hands after you go for a pee in a pub? Because I’ve been observing and only about 50% of guys do and I was wondering if fab guys are not your average man ? "

My dick isn't dirty but yes I do although then immediately have to pull on the exit door which others have touched with unwashed hands.

Toilet doors should push open so you could use you elbow maybe.

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By *renzMan
17 weeks ago

Between Chichester and Havant


"Honestly, rarely. I'm touching the skin of my cock, nothing else, which is no different to touching the skin on my arm.

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Wow. Just...wow.

Skin of cock = skin on arm?!? This is vacuous stupidity personified.

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Tell me the difference then. Being vacuous and stupid I wouldn't know. Your more likely to transfer germs to your cock from your hands then the other way around.

Unless of course, your cock stinks and is full of puss. Mine isn't.

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I was going to answer this but there's no point: you can't reason with stupidity."

Very true!

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By *ennineTopMan
17 weeks ago

York

I wash my hands then open the door using my left hand little finger to reduce contamination.

It's not that your cock is particularly dirty, it's mainly because the zipper on your trousers might be. Because when you last had a poo you would have wiped your arse using your dominant hand then used the same hand to zip up. So traces of fecal matter can be left on the zipper.

Plus we use my hands for all kinds of things and there's nothing wrong with washing them whenever there're facilities for doing this.

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By *alcolm XtraMan
17 weeks ago

Northfleet

I wonder how many folk wash their hands after sneezing, or blowing their nose!

A far more dangerous activity I reckon.

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By *ennineTopMan
17 weeks ago

York


"I wonder how many folk wash their hands after sneezing, or blowing their nose!

A far more dangerous activity I reckon. "

Good point. The number of times I've seen people sneeze into their hands and then carry on regardless - handling their shopping trolley in a supermarket leaving a sticky residue on the handles for the next user, picking up and inspecting fruit and then putting it down to pick a better looking one. Awful behaviour!

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By *eroLondonMan
17 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I wash my hands then open the door using my left hand little finger to reduce contamination.

It's not that your cock is particularly dirty, it's mainly because the zipper on your trousers might be. Because when you last had a poo you would have wiped your arse using your dominant hand then used the same hand to zip up. So traces of fecal matter can be left on the zipper.

Plus we use my hands for all kinds of things and there's nothing wrong with washing them whenever there're facilities for doing this."

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This is a very pragmatic answer. 🩶(I use my little finger too)

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By *ackeyMan
17 weeks ago

cheshunt

A true story. The late football manager Bobby Robson was manager at Ipswich at the time and the owners were having a Christmas party at the club in the toilets they were all having a piss. When they finished Bobby walked out without washing his hands the owners said Mr Robson where we come from we wash our hands after pissing.

Bobby replyed sir where we come from we dont piss on our hands. 😀

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By *vonne5exMan
17 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Do you wash your hands after you go for a pee in a pub? Because I’ve been observing and only about 50% of guys do and I was wondering if fab guys are not your average man ? "
I do, I also do on a construction site

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By *lex46TV/TS
17 weeks ago

Near Wells

Sometimes I wash my hands after a pee and sometimes not. I’m not quite sure of the reason why I do or don’t.

I probably didn’t start washing hands after a pee until I was able 30, growing up in the seventies and eighties, not washing was normal.

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By *ypersoonMan
17 weeks ago

WHITCHURCH, Shropshire

Always

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By *onyjoCouple
17 weeks ago

Peterborough

When I used to go caravaning I was amazed and disgusted by the amount of people that came out of the cubicals from having a sh!t and just left without washing thier hands.

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