Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to The Lounge |
| Jump to newest |  |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Wouldn't that be a bit weird, "alright mate nice size bulge you have there" I will have fries with that, nice bulge you got there yes go on then make it a large meal haha" 🤣🤣🤣 I think it depends on the context! I’ve been complimented at clubs and spas | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I have once or twice in a swingers club but I wouldn't dream of doing so to a random man in public" You beat me to it! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
""Which way is the train station please ? Oh my goodness I'm so distracted by the size of your bulge". " Maybe he's just pointing the way ? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
""Which way is the train station please ? Oh my goodness I'm so distracted by the size of your bulge". Maybe he's just pointing the way ? " To Cockfosters ? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"No. Never. The mr " Not even to the man at the next urinal ? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
""Which way is the train station please ? Oh my goodness I'm so distracted by the size of your bulge". Maybe he's just pointing the way ? To Cockfosters ?" Or Bell End 👉 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"No. Never. The mr Not even to the man at the next urinal ?" Only if also holding | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
And also been frisked at supermarket thinking I was a shop lifter | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"No. Never. The mr Not even to the man at the next urinal ?" No. My mate once headbutted a bloke because the bloke said my mate had a nice cock, so I’m guessing it’s frowned upon. The mr | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Have you stuffed a Big Mac down the front of your cycling shorts ?" Bradley Biggins | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Have you stuffed a Big Mac down the front of your cycling shorts ? Bradley Biggins" Much better endowed than his elder brother Christopher | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Once had a guy at urinal say my mrs would love that ! I was a bit shocked when another guy at I urinal said she sure would as she enjoyed mine too "Which club were you at ? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Once had a guy at urinal say my mrs would love that ! I was a bit shocked when another guy at I urinal said she sure would as she enjoyed mine too
Which club were you at ?"Wasn’t at a club ( never been ) Was at a nice pub in Bristol | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Have you stuffed a Big Mac down the front of your cycling shorts ?" I do put my gloves down my cycling shorts to keep them warm when I stop at a coffee shop! No-ones ever commented though! 😟🤣🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"No " It would be nice tho if I got some compliments | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A long, long time ago I was in a pub with friends and while over at the bar one of the guys grabbed my crotch. Just out of the blue went right for it and cupped my cock and balls. He was a mate but not a close mate, y’know? And we were both straight. So I dunno what the fuck he was thinking. But he got a bit of a shocked look on his face and said something like “Fair play, that’s a decent handful.” I went back to my table, where I was sitting with my girlfriend and a couple of female pals. He followed and announced (towards my girl, but deliberately to everyone …) “He’s got a good size cock, hasn’t he? You’re a lucky lass.” then wandered off. What none of them knew was that I was in the middle of an affair with one of the other girls at the table. We’d had sex for the first time the night before. Her face was an absolute picture, trying not to react. She went bright red. My girlfriend just thought she was embarrassed … 🤐" Did you ever see the mate again and did the affair continue? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Have you stuffed a Big Mac down the front of your cycling shorts ? I do put my gloves down my cycling shorts to keep them warm when I stop at a coffee shop! No-ones ever commented though! 😟🤣🤣" They probably think you’ve got a string a string of sausages down there. Lol | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Have you ever complimented someone on the size of their bulge and what was their reaction?" “Thanks mate but unfortunately this is a hernia. I’ve actually got a micro penis” | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I get a few stares and smiles when I wear my 32-“ jeans , women are as bad as guys for perving strangers, ne er had a compliment though. " I think that’s the difference though. Women will usually just look men on other hand are more likely to say something. Camel toe / lips etc | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A long, long time ago I was in a pub with friends and while over at the bar one of the guys grabbed my crotch. Just out of the blue went right for it and cupped my cock and balls. He was a mate but not a close mate, y’know? And we were both straight. So I dunno what the fuck he was thinking. But he got a bit of a shocked look on his face and said something like “Fair play, that’s a decent handful.” I went back to my table, where I was sitting with my girlfriend and a couple of female pals. He followed and announced (towards my girl, but deliberately to everyone …) “He’s got a good size cock, hasn’t he? You’re a lucky lass.” then wandered off. What none of them knew was that I was in the middle of an affair with one of the other girls at the table. We’d had sex for the first time the night before. Her face was an absolute picture, trying not to react. She went bright red. My girlfriend just thought she was embarrassed … 🤐" You are the fucking devil😂 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"To be fair to Bin Guy, you do have magnificent tits. I’d be distracted too." Thank you. I’d like to take credit for them but they were a divorce present to myself. That and a trip to Mexico with an fb at the time 😁 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"So going up to someone and saying “is that a large banana in your pants or are to happy to see me” isn’t appropriate. This must be where I’m going wrong in Tesco " I hear Aldi customers are much more accommodating to a fruity line or 2 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"To be fair to Bin Guy, you do have magnificent tits. I’d be distracted too. Thank you. I’d like to take credit for them but they were a divorce present to myself. That and a trip to Mexico with an fb at the time 😁" Omg they’re not! They’re fantastic fakes I wouldn’t never have guessed! They’re definitely drool worthy 🥵❤️ | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"To be fair to Bin Guy, you do have magnificent tits. I’d be distracted too. Thank you. I’d like to take credit for them but they were a divorce present to myself. That and a trip to Mexico with an fb at the time 😁 Omg they’re not! They’re fantastic fakes I wouldn’t never have guessed! They’re definitely drool worthy 🥵❤️" They are indeedy 😁 and you can drool over them anytime you want 😈😘 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Thank you. I’d like to take credit for them but they were a divorce present to myself …" Frankly, they’re a gift to us all. 🙏 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"To be fair to Bin Guy, you do have magnificent tits. I’d be distracted too. Thank you. I’d like to take credit for them but they were a divorce present to myself. That and a trip to Mexico with an fb at the time 😁 Omg they’re not! They’re fantastic fakes I wouldn’t never have guessed! They’re definitely drool worthy 🥵❤️ They are indeedy 😁 and you can drool over them anytime you want 😈😘" We need to get this arranged..🥵❤️ | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"To be fair to Bin Guy, you do have magnificent tits. I’d be distracted too. Thank you. I’d like to take credit for them but they were a divorce present to myself. That and a trip to Mexico with an fb at the time 😁 Omg they’re not! They’re fantastic fakes I wouldn’t never have guessed! They’re definitely drool worthy 🥵❤️ They are indeedy 😁 and you can drool over them anytime you want 😈😘 We need to get this arranged..🥵❤️" We do 😉 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"We do 😉" I love watching you two flirt. And I can’t wait to see you kiss. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"We do 😉 I love watching you two flirt. And I can’t wait to see you kiss. " That’s it? Just us kissing?? Ok cool… 😈 if that’s all you want to see… 😈 you can be tied to a chair blindfolded for when the kissing becomes more 💁🏻♀️ | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"We do 😉 I love watching you two flirt. And I can’t wait to see you kiss. That’s it? Just us kissing?? Ok cool… 😈 if that’s all you want to see… 😈 you can be tied to a chair blindfolded for when the kissing becomes more 💁🏻♀️" You devil.. I love this idea.. maybe some music over his ears when you’re making me cum because.. that would be far too hot for him if all he wants to see is us kiss😜 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"We do 😉 I love watching you two flirt. And I can’t wait to see you kiss. That’s it? Just us kissing?? Ok cool… 😈 if that’s all you want to see… 😈 you can be tied to a chair blindfolded for when the kissing becomes more 💁🏻♀️ You devil.. I love this idea.. maybe some music over his ears when you’re making me cum because.. that would be far too hot for him if all he wants to see is us kiss😜" 😁 I did think about some noise cancelling ear defenders… but I thought that too cruel. I love how you don’t have any qualms about that though 😂 fuck it. He did say…. 😁 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I should have known better than to start off subtle. 😅" You ?? Subtle? Give over 🤣🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I should have known better than to start off subtle. 😅" We will have Sooooo much fun.. at your expense 😇😈 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Wouldn't that be a bit weird, "alright mate nice size bulge you have there" I will have fries with that, nice bulge you got there yes go on then make it a large meal haha" 😂😂 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I should have known better than to start off subtle. 😅 We will have Sooooo much fun.. at your expense 😇😈" *High fives | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was last night. But only after I put on her leggings🤣🤣" No need for a banana there either! 🤣🤣😈 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"We will have Sooooo much fun.. at your expense 😇😈" I’m not seeing a downside here, y’know. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"We will have Sooooo much fun.. at your expense 😇😈 I’m not seeing a downside here, y’know." You will. When you can feel one straddling you and hovering, not quite touching you where you need it, and the other face deep in her from behind 😈😉 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"You will. When you can feel one straddling you and hovering, not quite touching you where you need it, and the other face deep in her from behind 😈😉" Now you’re just making every other guy in the thread jealous of me … 😏 I don’t mind being tortured if it’s going to be that exquisite. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Wouldn't that be a bit weird, "alright mate nice size bulge you have there" I will have fries with that, nice bulge you got there yes go on then make it a large meal haha" Same thought 💭, | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"We will have Sooooo much fun.. at your expense 😇😈 I’m not seeing a downside here, y’know. You will. When you can feel one straddling you and hovering, not quite touching you where you need it, and the other face deep in her from behind 😈😉" I would like to be the one behind you pretty please.. I very much agree we should torture him😇😘 more torture .. straddle his neck not his face.. so he can see but can’t lick.. and straddle just above his dick so we can kiss but he is so close but so far from pleasure 😘😘 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"We will have Sooooo much fun.. at your expense 😇😈 I’m not seeing a downside here, y’know. You will. When you can feel one straddling you and hovering, not quite touching you where you need it, and the other face deep in her from behind 😈😉 I would like to be the one behind you pretty please.. I very much agree we should torture him😇😘 more torture .. straddle his neck not his face.. so he can see but can’t lick.. and straddle just above his dick so we can kiss but he is so close but so far from pleasure 😘😘" But he didn’t want to see more than a kiss, remember 😈 so he can keep the blindfold on while I finger fuck you you until you’re gushing over his face Damn. This thread is taking a bit of a turn isn’t it 😁 probably shouldn’t hijack it this much 😅 apologies OP! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Damn. This thread is taking a bit of a turn isn’t it 😁 probably shouldn’t hijack it this much 😅 apologies OP!" I mean … I’m breathless, even if he’s not! 🥵 (Besides, anytime you want to seduce my girl … I’m hardly gonna quibble about which thread you use to do it.) | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Have you ever complimented someone on the size of their bulge and what was their reaction?" Is this before or after foreplay? 
Before or after I've gotten my hands on it?
Well I told my playmate on Friday night that it was cock appreciation night....after he tied me up and I had sucked it.....and then he half untied me and I sucked it again in the cinema in Hellfire.  
I'd say he had a delighted reaction.  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"No I do not harass strangers However I did once accidentally grab a guys lunchbox walking down the street. It was a lovely summers day, I had headphones in and was swinging my arms to the music…. Lost in my own little world. As my arm swung back I managed to grab hold of the guy behind me. Both of us were embarrassed and laughing. I apologised, shuffled off and wished the world would open and swallow me. " Lol! New fear unlocked..will keep my hands folding while on the street now. I will unfold them in the swingers/fetish/naturist clubs. lol! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"So going up to someone and saying “is that a large banana in your pants or are to happy to see me” isn’t appropriate. This must be where I’m going wrong in Tesco I hear Aldi customers are much more accommodating to a fruity line or 2" Does etiquette depend upon the supermarket? Lidl: Is that a cucumber in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Aldi: Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Morrisons: Is that a sweet potato in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Tesco: Is that a Fairtrade mooli in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Marks and Spencer: Is that an organic aubergine in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Waitrose: OK Mr. Worral Thompson...either take the bottle of Chateau de Rochemorin out of your pants or we're calling the police. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
