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By *inkyropecouple OP Couple
17 weeks ago

carluke

So this morning I got up switched on the coffee machine and the little diva says it wants descaling again - it seems like only yesterday it was done. Then, after it’s warmed up it tells me it’s not going to make coffee until the grounds have been emptied. All I wanted was a coffee!!

What’s got on your nerves this morning?

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By *ealitybitesMan
17 weeks ago

Belfast

My neighbour having a row with their coffee machine.

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By *inxy777Woman
17 weeks ago

essex

The parcel man at 0700 and it wasn’t even for me!!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
17 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"My neighbour having a row with their coffee machine. "

Yeah same but mine was crashing around at 6am de scaling it in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Never get limescale from water here

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"So this morning I got up switched on the coffee machine and the little diva says it wants descaling again - it seems like only yesterday it was done. Then, after it’s warmed up it tells me it’s not going to make coffee until the grounds have been emptied. All I wanted was a coffee!!

What’s got on your nerves this morning?"

People. Anyone and everyone. My personal space this morning has extended to the horizon. Anyone within that is too close to me today……and it’s only 0725hrs

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By *innMan
17 weeks ago

edinburgh

Waking up at 5am when I had planned to sleep until 7:30am!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
17 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

I have the most efficient coffee machine on the planet. Very reliable.

It's called a teaspoon.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
17 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"I have the most efficient coffee machine on the planet. Very reliable.

It's called a teaspoon. "

Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth; There is no spoon. Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends; it is only yourself."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
17 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"I have the most efficient coffee machine on the planet. Very reliable.

It's called a teaspoon.

Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth; There is no spoon. Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends; it is only yourself." "

When you want a coffee and only Zen coffee will do ......... Zen by Dai

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"I have the most efficient coffee machine on the planet. Very reliable.

It's called a teaspoon. "

Teaspoons are much easier to discale too

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By *a LunaWoman
17 weeks ago

o o OO o o

My tumble dryer. It’s beeping and telling me to clean the filter. I clean that bloody filter everytime I use the sodding thing!! 😡

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Little tip op, buy a kettle.

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By *WANDTGCouple
17 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

"Little tip op, buy a kettle.

Was literally going to say " put the kettle on ! "

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By *avie65Man
17 weeks ago

In the west.

"My tumble dryer. It’s beeping and telling me to clean the filter. I clean that bloody filter everytime I use the sodding thing!! 😡"

If it’s a condensing dryer there could be another filter on the bottom of it. Mine is about 10 inches square. I clean it in the shower or with a hose outside after if used the hoover on it to get most of the dust off.

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By *ife NinjaMan
17 weeks ago

Dunfermline

What’s got on your nerves this morning?"

Never had that problem with Mellow Birds 🤓

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
17 weeks ago

Reading

That this is day 100 without sex.

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By *ife NinjaMan
17 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"That this is day 100 without sex."

Huh, amateur 😬🤭🤓

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
17 weeks ago

Reading

"That this is day 100 without sex.

Huh, amateur 😬🤭🤓"

Oh I’ve gone longer. I’m just not inclined to accept it any longer.

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By *ife NinjaMan
17 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"That this is day 100 without sex.

Huh, amateur 😬🤭🤓

Oh I’ve gone longer. I’m just not inclined to accept it any longer. "

Me neither. Just need to get out more 🤓

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

"My tumble dryer. It’s beeping and telling me to clean the filter. I clean that bloody filter everytime I use the sodding thing!! 😡"

Feel ur pain! Mine decides it wants to have one foot shorter than the others today so now it's bouncing around!! The noise is doing my head in......but I don't want to go out yet

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By *urry BlokeMan
17 weeks ago

Mothers Day flowers

I've found two reasonably priced bunches of cream roses for Mums grave

Finding a pretty bunch to gift, that are sub £30 is proving taxing

They all seem to be rose heavy - I don't think roses are the hardiest of flowers to start with

Then retailers crush way too many bunches into the buckets, so they are asking £25+ for bunches of dig eared crushed flowers

I'm finishing my brew and then seeing if I can fare any better with an actual florist

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

The waters still turned off on my allotment

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
17 weeks ago

North West

What’s got on your nerves this morning?"

I wonder if we have the same model - is yours a Jura? The worst is when you get the trifecta of annoyance: FILL BEANS then FILL WATER then EMPTY GROUNDS. Never had that combine with CLEAN MACHINE or DESCALE. That would be the sign of the apocalypse I think.

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By *midnight-Woman
17 weeks ago

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What’s got on your nerves this morning?

My expensive twatting machine has stopped grinding beans 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
17 weeks ago

East Sussex

Our darn machine tells us that all the time. We just set the cleaning cycle in motion with ain water, that'll teach the bossy little thing

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By *unnyLinguistMan
17 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

Where I am we avoid that by having a water softener; hardest water in the country here, apparently.

Oh, and no coffee machine either. They were always too much of a faff.

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By *ad NannaWoman
17 weeks ago

East London

I woke up with a cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Son and his bloody gf being noisy as usual

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By *oeBeansMan
17 weeks ago

Derby

Pssst... Use filtered water for your coffee machine OP 😇

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
17 weeks ago

North West

"Pssst... Use filtered water for your coffee machine OP 😇"

We're in a soft water area. It never actually needs descaling, it's just on a timer of so many cycles. We still do it though just in case 🤣

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
17 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I drink tea. Problem solved.

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By *ea monkeyMan
17 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

This all sounds like a lesson in first world problems…

I on the other hand woke up this morning to find that I’d left my phone downstairs last night and I HAD TO GO AND GET IT

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By *oeBeansMan
17 weeks ago

Derby

"Pssst... Use filtered water for your coffee machine OP 😇

We're in a soft water area. It never actually needs descaling, it's just on a timer of so many cycles. We still do it though just in case 🤣"

I have heard Manchester has some of the best tap water. I always use filtered water for my coffee kettle and haven't had to descale it yet!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
17 weeks ago

North West

"This all sounds like a lesson in first world problems…

I on the other hand woke up this morning to find that I’d left my phone downstairs last night and I HAD TO GO AND GET IT"

Sucks to be you 😘🤣

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
17 weeks ago

Altrincham

"My neighbour having a row with their coffee machine. "

😂 😂 😂

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By *ilbzMan
17 weeks ago

Swindon Wiltshire

Rude people, on fab of course.

But the only way to avoid them is leave abd i am not doing that because most of you are literally fab ☺️

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

What’s got on your nerves this morning?"

Wouldn't instant coffee had solved this problem it's quicker

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By *ools and the brainCouple
17 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"The waters still turned off on my allotment

Is this a euphemism?

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By *untogetherCouple
17 weeks ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

We were supposed to be attending our first swingers pool party today...we got sick in the beginning of the week. We have been holding out hope that is would go before today...no such luck. Now we sat at home sniffling and coughing, while receiving pics and video of party about to be in full swing

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By *oeBeansMan
17 weeks ago

Derby

What’s got on your nerves this morning?

Wouldn't instant coffee had solved this problem it's quicker "

You don't deserve that username...

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