FabSwingers.com forum: W and B competition for males only

By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.

Now I would love to know if anybody will put themselves forward for the W and B competition which to me is so much more important than the other - after all I would not be shagging their body if the rest is not there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errr forgive my lack of knowledge in the uk slang dept here...bit what does w and b mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W&B?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Willies and bakks

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Willy and balls?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Wits and banter

Sorry, guys xx

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

Wisdom and Bravery!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Wisdom and Bravery!"
Close

Was a bit fed up with bums, tums, abs and flabs so thought wits and banter might make a change !?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wit is massive.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"My wit is massive."
Is it always ready to strike?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And how does one judge wits and banter? Will we be given a topic to wittily banter about in whimsical and amusing...however pleasantly (don't want to get another 3 day timeout here) discussed ways?

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.

Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"And how does one judge wits and banter? Will we be given a topic to wittily banter about in whimsical and amusing...however pleasantly (don't want to get another 3 day timeout here) discussed ways?"
Its simple, you just enter the thread with your usual witty comments - as long as it is within forum rules, I sure dont want to see anybody get banned for this. It is just meant to be a bit of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wits and banter

Sorry, guys xx"

Damn it! I just took pictures of wombats and barbeques!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.

Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive

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Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-)

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Wits and banter

Sorry, guys xx

Damn it! I just took pictures of wombats and barbeques!

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Not bad!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.

Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive

Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-)"

Thought crimes of passion were a thing of the past or are you really just a old fashioned girl

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.

Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive

Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-)

Thought crimes of passion were a thing of the past or are you really just a old fashioned girl

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Nice one

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

How do we enter this????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And here I thought you were gonna want to see some eye popping mouth watering irresistible so tempring that you just cant wait to put them in your mouth waffers and biscuits...

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.

Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive

Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-)

Thought crimes of passion were a thing of the past or are you really just a old fashioned girl

Nice one

So as the call of the river got to you on this sunny day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i enter lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"W&B? "

You are living in the dark ages there cute, I thought it was Wabbit&Bunny(style)

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"How do we enter this????"
You re in it already by posting on here. Just be witty

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"And here I thought you were gonna want to see some eye popping mouth watering irresistible so tempring that you just cant wait to put them in your mouth waffers and biscuits..."
Cool reply

Gets you my attention!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.

Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive

Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-)

Thought crimes of passion were a thing of the past or are you really just a old fashioned girl

Nice one

So as the call of the river got to you on this sunny day"
I wish something or better still somebody had got to me today

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Can i enter lol "
Where would you like to go in?

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.

Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive

Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-)

Thought crimes of passion were a thing of the past or are you really just a old fashioned girl

Nice one

So as the call of the river got to you on this sunny dayI wish something or better still somebody had got to me today

Got to you or in you, you only needed to ask

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.

Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive

Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-)

Thought crimes of passion were a thing of the past or are you really just a old fashioned girl

Nice one

So as the call of the river got to you on this sunny dayI wish something or better still somebody had got to me today

Got to you or in you, you only needed to ask

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Bit of both - must be the hot sun

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.

Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive

Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-)

Thought crimes of passion were a thing of the past or are you really just a old fashioned girl

Nice one

So as the call of the river got to you on this sunny dayI wish something or better still somebody had got to me today

Got to you or in you, you only needed to ask

Bit of both - must be the hot sun

Would a bit of after sun be in order

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.

Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive

Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-)

Thought crimes of passion were a thing of the past or are you really just a old fashioned girl

Nice one

So as the call of the river got to you on this sunny dayI wish something or better still somebody had got to me today

Got to you or in you, you only needed to ask

Bit of both - must be the hot sun

Would a bit of after sun be in order

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Actually, a lot of after sun would be in order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...shall we discuss this over a cup of tea, crumpets and a game of scrabble?

May even relight the barbeque and do some more lamb chops and chicken wings..

Its a scorcher of a day today x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wits, banter and awards? fuck off..just get the legs open and prepare for a thrusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This hot weather sure brings out the Wasps and Bees

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.

Now that might be fun and what does the victor receive

Let "the punishment" fit the crime;-)

Thought crimes of passion were a thing of the past or are you really just a old fashioned girl

Nice one

So as the call of the river got to you on this sunny dayI wish something or better still somebody had got to me today

Got to you or in you, you only needed to ask

Bit of both - must be the hot sun

Would a bit of after sun be in order

Actually, a lot of after sun would be in order

After sun bath and a rub down coming straight up, I promise not to look

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"...shall we discuss this over a cup of tea, crumpets and a game of scrabble?

May even relight the barbeque and do some more lamb chops and chicken wings..

Its a scorcher of a day today x

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Deal!!!!! (Except for the lamb !)

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"wits, banter and awards? fuck off..just get the legs open and prepare for a thrusting

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Thats what I meant - a man who chooses his words carefully, balances his sexual desire with the fine lines of courtship, hides his prowess to the tune of empathy ... you got it in one, Mr Sexgod!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"This hot weather sure brings out the Wasps and Bees

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Brilliant

Now tell me about the birds please?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Miss Aphrodite, may I ask one question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.

I thought you meant black & white pics!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't do bum pics, every shot I take turns out perfectly

As for chest pics, you would need the key to my

*courtesy of the blind date department*

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Miss Aphrodite, may I ask one question?

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Indeed Miss Bambi

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"We had the bum, the chest and a few other competitions for the chaps.

I thought you meant black & white pics!

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I know YOU are witty - lets try and find the witty blokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well what with all these waffers and biscuits I have here I think I shall dunk some in chocolate and then hand feed them tho the lady with the most whiz bang to offer.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Miss Aphrodite, may I ask one question?

Indeed Miss Bambi

Who will be voting for the best W&B input?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This hot weather sure brings out the Wasps and Bees

Brilliant

Now tell me about the birds please?

Only if you are prepared to Whip my bare Behind

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"Wits and banter

Sorry, guys xx"

I can't measure that with a lynx can

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Miss Aphrodite, may I ask one question?

Indeed Miss Bambi

Who will be voting for the best W&B input?

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Good question! I would suggest your good self, Juliewonders, Miss Lickety, Misscheeky and Miss Minxie if about.

I cant vote of course -

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Wits and banter

Sorry, guys xx

I can't measure that with a lynx can

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Nice one

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

We need to have an absolute winner and an absolute looser - sort of a Worst and Best Competition.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"We need to have an absolute winner and an absolute looser - sort of a Worst and Best Competition."

Do you not care for your life and your manly jewels???

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"We need to have an absolute winner and an absolute looser - sort of a Worst and Best Competition."

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"We need to have an absolute winner and an absolute looser - sort of a Worst and Best Competition.

Do you not care for your life and your manly jewels???

just spilt my rose wine!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Miss Aphrodite, may I ask one question?

Indeed Miss Bambi

Who will be voting for the best W&B input?

Good question! I would suggest your good self, Juliewonders, Miss Lickety, Misscheeky and Miss Minxie if about.

I cant vote of course -

Another question please! What is the deadline?

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Care lots for the family jewels, but sometimes chances have to be taken - live dangerously - I am a man not a mouse, or a Wallaby and Bush-Baby

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Why is it only open t0 men? Dont females have wit and banter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if any of the wonderous lady judges would like to give my wildly beguiling tongue and wickedly beseiging mind a once oved and test my worthyness or utter bullocks for this competition they are most welcome to bestow thier inquiries intimately upon me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it only open t0 men? Dont females have wit and banter?"

Only when they're in the company of a man!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Why is it only open t0 men? Dont females have wit and banter?

Only when they're in the company of a man!

Of course, he either can't put a word in or cant think for himself

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Why is it only open t0 men? Dont females have wit and banter?

Only when they're in the company of a man!

We just dumb ourselves when with a guy.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss Aphrodite, may I ask one question?

Indeed Miss Bambi

Who will be voting for the best W&B input?

Good question! I would suggest your good self, Juliewonders, Miss Lickety, Misscheeky and Miss Minxie if about.

I cant vote of course -

What have you got me doing now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it only open t0 men? Dont females have wit and banter?

Only when they're in the company of a man!

Of course, he either can't put a word in or cant think for himself

Because he hasn't got time to!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Miss Aphrodite, may I ask one question?

Indeed Miss Bambi

Who will be voting for the best W&B input?

Good question! I would suggest your good self, Juliewonders, Miss Lickety, Misscheeky and Miss Minxie if about.

I cant vote of course -

Another question please! What is the deadline?

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Shall we say Wednesday night?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Why is it only open t0 men? Dont females have wit and banter?"
Of course we do - not even a question!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Miss Aphrodite, may I ask one question?

Indeed Miss Bambi

Who will be voting for the best W&B input?

Good question! I would suggest your good self, Juliewonders, Miss Lickety, Misscheeky and Miss Minxie if about.

I cant vote of course -

What have you got me doing now?

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You're part of the jury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Aphrodite did I mention your Wicked Breasts

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Miss Aphrodite did I mention your Wicked Breasts

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Hey - thank you

and flattery and stuff gets you almost anywhere. THing is... I am not part of the jury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in! If wit were shit, I'd have verbal diarrhoea

...wait, I have! Hurrah

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Miss Aphrodite did I mention your Wicked Breasts

Hey - thank you

and flattery and stuff gets you almost anywhere. THing is... I am not part of the jury

xx"

Quite a coincidence that everyone on the jury has wonderful bums.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Im in! If wit were shit, I'd have verbal diarrhoea

...wait, I have! Hurrah

If wit were shit and shit were rubber, you'd be a bouncing ding-heap.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Im in! If wit were shit, I'd have verbal diarrhoea

...wait, I have! Hurrah

You re in! I understand anal ogies

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Miss Aphrodite did I mention your Wicked Breasts

Hey - thank you

and flattery and stuff gets you almost anywhere. THing is... I am not part of the jury

Quite a coincidence that everyone on the jury has wonderful bums.

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Dont distract me

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Dam, meant dung not ding.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Dam, meant dung not ding.

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Could not work out what the Avon lady had to do with anything

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Dam, meant dung not ding.

Could not work out what the Avon lady had to do with anything

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss Aphrodite, may I ask one question?

Indeed Miss Bambi

Who will be voting for the best W&B input?

Good question! I would suggest your good self, Juliewonders, Miss Lickety, Misscheeky and Miss Minxie if about.

I cant vote of course -

What have you got me doing now?

You're part of the jury

Good stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss Aphrodite did I mention your Wicked Breasts

Hey - thank you

and flattery and stuff gets you almost anywhere. THing is... I am not part of the jury

Quite a coincidence that everyone on the jury has wonderful bums.

Its true that the jury are all Worthy Babes

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Miss Aphrodite did I mention your Wicked Breasts

Hey - thank you

and flattery and stuff gets you almost anywhere. THing is... I am not part of the jury

Quite a coincidence that everyone on the jury has wonderful bums.

Its true that the jury are all Worthy Babes

"
Smooth talking operator

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"[Removed by poster at 06/05/13 19:30:24]"
Now removing your posts does not count lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss Aphrodite did I mention your Wicked Breasts

Hey - thank you

and flattery and stuff gets you almost anywhere. THing is... I am not part of the jury

Quite a coincidence that everyone on the jury has wonderful bums.

Its true that the jury are all Worthy Babes

Smooth talking operator

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. So Where have you Been all of my life

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Miss Aphrodite did I mention your Wicked Breasts

Hey - thank you

and flattery and stuff gets you almost anywhere. THing is... I am not part of the jury

Quite a coincidence that everyone on the jury has wonderful bums.

Its true that the jury are all Worthy Babes

Smooth talking operator

. So Where have you Been all of my life

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OMG I m creased up here. Well done! Miss Bambi, Juliewonders and all the others... are you listening and taking notes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in! If wit were shit, I'd have verbal diarrhoea

...wait, I have! Hurrah

You re in! I understand anal ogies

Oooh - analogies - You've got an 'ology'!!!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Miss Aphrodite did I mention your Wicked Breasts

Hey - thank you

and flattery and stuff gets you almost anywhere. THing is... I am not part of the jury

Quite a coincidence that everyone on the jury has wonderful bums.

Its true that the jury are all Worthy Babes

Smooth talking operator

. So Where have you Been all of my life

OMG I m creased up here. Well done! Miss Bambi, Juliewonders and all the others... are you listening and taking notes?

Wondrous Beauties, all of them.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at [Removed by poster at 06/05/13 19:02:08]06/05/13 19:02:08]

Just quoting diamonds lol although I got mine a bit mixed up a bit

Double Diamond seems to work wonders though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upon further review of judges in this contest Ihave realized that all wonderous beauties thay are judges really should be treated to a whimsical bemusement of lyric song wine food and foot rubs!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"[Removed by poster at [Removed by poster at 06/05/13 19:02:08]06/05/13 19:02:08]

Just quoting diamonds lol although I got mine a bit mixed up a bit

Double Diamond seems to work wonders though

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Upon further review of judges in this contest Ihave realized that all wonderous beauties thay are judges really should be treated to a whimsical bemusement of lyric song wine food and foot rubs!"
Holy mackerel, where is my OED ...

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Upon further review of judges in this contest Ihave realized that all wonderous beauties thay are judges really should be treated to a whimsical bemusement of lyric song wine food and foot rubs!"

Such Woeful Bribery will not Win, Best give up now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a hot day in the sun I like nothing better than to Wash my Balls

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

I'd like to offer the judges a drink - wine or beer?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Upon further review of judges in this contest Ihave realized that all wonderous beauties thay are judges really should be treated to a whimsical bemusement of lyric song wine food and foot rubs!

Such Woeful Bribery will not Win, Best give up now."
Im feeling floored

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over a year ago

You wonder brilliantly at ways best used to wittily battle for the wanted bonus of winning brightly...carry on ol chap I welcome beautiful competition.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"You wonder brilliantly at ways best used to wittily battle for the wanted bonus of winning brightly...carry on ol chap I welcome beautiful competition."
Wow - this is getting better by the minute

Just hope my jury is watching

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Upon further review of judges in this contest Ihave realized that all wonderous beauties thay are judges really should be treated to a whimsical bemusement of lyric song wine food and foot rubs!

Such Woeful Bribery will not Win, Best give up now.Im feeling floored

If you're feeling the floor I guess you've already imbibed wine or beer?

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"You wonder brilliantly at ways best used to wittily battle for the wanted bonus of winning brightly...carry on ol chap I welcome beautiful competition."

Wow - Brilliant post. Won't Belittle it.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Upon further review of judges in this contest Ihave realized that all wonderous beauties thay are judges really should be treated to a whimsical bemusement of lyric song wine food and foot rubs!

Such Woeful Bribery will not Win, Best give up now.Im feeling floored

If you're feeling the floor I guess you've already imbibed wine or beer?

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Ruthless, unfounded allegations!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I would like to nominate my very good friend Yorkie.

His Willy and Bottom definately turn me on.....................

Oh hell, got it wrong, but then again his wit and banter are soooooooooo good too

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over a year ago

"You wonder brilliantly at ways best used to wittily battle for the wanted bonus of winning brightly...carry on ol chap I welcome beautiful competition.

Wow - Brilliant post. Won't Belittle it.

Thanks man! Cheers!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I would like to nominate my very good friend Yorkie.

His Willy and Bottom definately turn me on.....................

Oh hell, got it wrong, but then again his wit and banter are soooooooooo good too

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Good proposal - can he put himself forward with his W and B, please?

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Upon further review of judges in this contest Ihave realized that all wonderous beauties thay are judges really should be treated to a whimsical bemusement of lyric song wine food and foot rubs!

Such Woeful Bribery will not Win, Best give up now.Im feeling floored

If you're feeling the floor I guess you've already imbibed wine or beer?

Ruthless, unfounded allegations!

Not Wine or Beer? Guess it was Whisky or Brandy, or Water with Babycham?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Battling for a Wonderfully Beautiful, Witty Banter competition, I like my words to be a Wonder To Behold.

Was that too much Bullshit

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Upon further review of judges in this contest Ihave realized that all wonderous beauties thay are judges really should be treated to a whimsical bemusement of lyric song wine food and foot rubs!

Such Woeful Bribery will not Win, Best give up now.Im feeling floored

If you're feeling the floor I guess you've already imbibed wine or beer?

Ruthless, unfounded allegations!

really?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Upon further review of judges in this contest Ihave realized that all wonderous beauties thay are judges really should be treated to a whimsical bemusement of lyric song wine food and foot rubs!

Such Woeful Bribery will not Win, Best give up now.Im feeling floored

If you're feeling the floor I guess you've already imbibed wine or beer?

Ruthless, unfounded allegations!

really?"
Shhhh you are part of the jury! I am not. I can imbibe for medicinal purposes a tiny glass of St Emilion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This contest is quite refreshing and fun! As wildly befuddling as some of this witty banter is to come up with at least it is not resulting in scores of wet bottoms!

Hehehehehe. Towel?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"This contest is quite refreshing and fun! As wildly befuddling as some of this witty banter is to come up with at least it is not resulting in scores of wet bottoms!

Hehehehehe. Towel?

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It is hilarious and I am loving every minute and every post

Selfish? Yep !

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"This contest is quite refreshing and fun! As wildly befuddling as some of this witty banter is to come up with at least it is not resulting in scores of wet bottoms!

Hehehehehe. Towel?

I thought this was about wit and banter, not about the number of posts or quantity of times someone can string words together that start with W and B. Can Write Better

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"This contest is quite refreshing and fun! As wildly befuddling as some of this witty banter is to come up with at least it is not resulting in scores of wet bottoms!

Hehehehehe. Towel?

I thought this was about wit and banter, not about the number of posts or quantity of times someone can string words together that start with W and B. Can Write Better

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over a year ago

"This contest is quite refreshing and fun! As wildly befuddling as some of this witty banter is to come up with at least it is not resulting in scores of wet bottoms!

Hehehehehe. Towel?

I thought this was about wit and banter, not about the number of posts or quantity of times someone can string words together that start with W and B. Can Write Better

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Now that's just Wicked Bambi

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"This contest is quite refreshing and fun! As wildly befuddling as some of this witty banter is to come up with at least it is not resulting in scores of wet bottoms!

Hehehehehe. Towel?

I thought this was about wit and banter, not about the number of posts or quantity of times someone can string words together that start with W and B. Can Write Better

Now that's just Wicked Bambi

Lol

Coincidently, my pet name for my equipment is Willie and the Boys.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"This contest is quite refreshing and fun! As wildly befuddling as some of this witty banter is to come up with at least it is not resulting in scores of wet bottoms!

Hehehehehe. Towel?

I thought this was about wit and banter, not about the number of posts or quantity of times someone can string words together that start with W and B. Can Write Better

Now that's just Wicked Bambi

Love it!!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"This contest is quite refreshing and fun! As wildly befuddling as some of this witty banter is to come up with at least it is not resulting in scores of wet bottoms!

Hehehehehe. Towel?

I thought this was about wit and banter, not about the number of posts or quantity of times someone can string words together that start with W and B. Can Write Better

Now that's just Wicked Bambi

Love it!!

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DOnt allow them to lure you into this... you still got to judge them

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

It has come to my attention that some entrants have been fabing the judges photos to add to their Wank Bank.

Is this Wanton Behavior?

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over a year ago

"It has come to my attention that some entrants have been fabing the judges photos to add to their Wank Bank.

Is this Wanton Behavior?"
Lol I won't Waste my Breath arguing with that

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"This contest is quite refreshing and fun! As wildly befuddling as some of this witty banter is to come up with at least it is not resulting in scores of wet bottoms!

Hehehehehe. Towel?

I thought this was about wit and banter, not about the number of posts or quantity of times someone can string words together that start with W and B. Can Write Better

Now that's just Wicked Bambi

Love it!!

DOnt allow them to lure you into this... you still got to judge them

I Will By God! Just flirting, teasing, Willingly Bantering with the contestants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What Bollocks Why Bother?????

We Bloody know that Well Big cocks rule.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"What Bollocks Why Bother?????

We Bloody know that Well Big cocks rule.

White or Black ones?

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over a year ago

"What Bollocks Why Bother?????

We Bloody know that Well Big cocks rule.

White or Black ones?

Well Bambi that Would Be down to individual taste obviously.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"What Bollocks Why Bother?????

We Bloody know that Well Big cocks rule.

Well Big cocks don't rule if wielded badly.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Willies Battling to Win Best Witty Banter? I won't be engaging with blokes offering witless banality.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"What Bollocks Why Bother?????

We Bloody know that Well Big cocks rule.

White or Black ones?

Well Bambi that Would Be down to individual taste obviously."

Mmmmmmm Wow Baby, you know how to Woo a Bambi

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Willies Battling to Win Best Witty Banter? I won't be engaging with blokes offering witless banality."

ROFLMAOooooo

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Mmmmmmm Wow Baby, you know how to Woo a Bambi

I'll give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Willies Battling to Win Best Witty Banter? I won't be engaging with blokes offering witless banality."
Wanna Bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without Bambi we would be all but lost in this contest. Through her wisdom and benevolence shall we all be judged...as for me I am hanging up the towel boy trophy (sorry 3rd) and shall now be........the Water Boy.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Without Bambi we would be all but lost in this contest. Through her wisdom and benevolence shall we all be judged...as for me I am hanging up the towel boy trophy (sorry 3rd) and shall now be........the Water Boy."

Now, there's a Witty Boy!!

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

Will put my self up for this one..... Reckon Im cheeky enough to use my alternative sense of humour to be sarcastic and get people smiling, witty enough to laugh a woman into bed... or if all else fails....drop my pants and wait for a passing elephant to say with derision "you are not seriously gonna tell me you can breathe with that thing"

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Who wants to see my elephant impression? Turns trouser pockets inside out and unzips fly.

Elephant Impression Avatar Comp - blokes only.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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RAFLMAO You guys crack me up!!! I'm gonna need tenna ladies soon...be kind to an old lady and stop making me laugh

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Any other forum poster ever experienced the feeling that a thread has overtaken them?

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"RAFLMAO You guys crack me up!!! I'm gonna need tenna ladies soon...be kind to an old lady and stop making me laugh

I'm not really into watersports but I do like a good laugh.

Shall I come round with my towel?

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"RAFLMAO You guys crack me up!!! I'm gonna need tenna ladies soon...be kind to an old lady and stop making me laugh

I'm not really into watersports but I do like a good laugh.

Shall I come round with my towel?

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I am used to putting mine down

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

"RAFLMAO You guys crack me up!!! I'm gonna need tenna ladies soon...be kind to an old lady and stop making me laugh

I'm not really into watersports but I do like a good laugh.

Shall I come round with my towel?

I am used to putting mine down

Were you in Menorca back in 95 lol

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over a year ago

"You wonder brilliantly at ways best used to wittily battle for the wanted bonus of winning brightly...carry on ol chap I welcome beautiful competition.Wow - this is getting better by the minute

Just hope my jury is watching

I am here

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"You wonder brilliantly at ways best used to wittily battle for the wanted bonus of winning brightly...carry on ol chap I welcome beautiful competition.Wow - this is getting better by the minute

Just hope my jury is watching

I am here

I am too

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over a year ago

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"You wonder brilliantly at ways best used to wittily battle for the wanted bonus of winning brightly...carry on ol chap I welcome beautiful competition.Wow - this is getting better by the minute

Just hope my jury is watching

I am here

I am too

You do realise the huge responsibility you carry ? Where are the other jury members out of interest?;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies of the jury...may I present to you my internationally know act of warmhearted bedabbling arts of rose scented foot rubs and complimentary chocolates. Behold the wild skills tamed into these mere mortal hands...

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Ladies of the jury...may I present to you my internationally know act of warmhearted bedabbling arts of rose scented foot rubs and complimentary chocolates. Behold the wild skills tamed into these mere mortal hands..."

I believe they are contemplating in silence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W & B males?

Wankers and bullshiters yeah?

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

If I might Winge Briefly, whilst some contestants will be getting their Wonder Bras in a twist, I'm off out to the theatre (Arts Centre) to see the Stage version of 'Allo 'Allo.

Waves Byebye

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"W & B males?

Wankers and bullshiters yeah?

No such luck

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm off out to the theatre (Arts Centre) to see the Stage version of 'Allo 'Allo.

I shall say zis only wonce! The troon carrying the painting has been bummed by the RAF.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm off out to the theatre (Arts Centre) to see the Stage version of 'Allo 'Allo.

I shall say zis only wonce! The troon carrying the painting has been bummed by the RAF."
Did you see the flying nin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first bit of sun we have and there are Wobbly Bits as far as the eye can see

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"The first bit of sun we have and there are Wobbly Bits as far as the eye can see

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pmsl - you are meant to be charming as well as witty. Perhaps I should have called it the CBW ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw some Well Burnt ladies today would have been better to see wobbly bits.

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I saw some Well Burnt ladies today would have been better to see wobbly bits."

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I'm off out to the theatre (Arts Centre) to see the Stage version of 'Allo 'Allo.

I shall say zis only wonce! The troon carrying the painting has been bummed by the RAF.Did you see the flying nin? "

All that and more, very enjoyable, still chuckling away over it, very well staged.

Also had some merlot in the interval

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm off out to the theatre (Arts Centre) to see the Stage version of 'Allo 'Allo.

I shall say zis only wonce! The troon carrying the painting has been bummed by the RAF.Did you see the flying nin?

All that and more, very enjoyable, still chuckling away over it, very well staged.

Also had some merlot in the interval

Good for you! Gald you had fun!

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over a year ago

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"You wonder brilliantly at ways best used to wittily battle for the wanted bonus of winning brightly...carry on ol chap I welcome beautiful competition.Wow - this is getting better by the minute

Just hope my jury is watching

I am here

I am too

You do realise the huge responsibility you carry ? Where are the other jury members out of interest?;-)

They might not know they have to judge on this

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm off out to the theatre (Arts Centre) to see the Stage version of 'Allo 'Allo.

I shall say zis only wonce! The troon carrying the painting has been bummed by the RAF.Did you see the flying nin?

All that and more, very enjoyable, still chuckling away over it, very well staged.

Also had some merlot in the interval

Good for you! Gald you had fun!

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I never laughed as much as in the theatre performance of Allo Allo - it was hilarious and such innocent humour.

Anyway back to W and B!!!!

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You wonder brilliantly at ways best used to wittily battle for the wanted bonus of winning brightly...carry on ol chap I welcome beautiful competition.Wow - this is getting better by the minute

Just hope my jury is watching

I am here

I am too

You do realise the huge responsibility you carry ? Where are the other jury members out of interest?;-)

They might not know they have to judge on this

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Heck - perhaps I need to inform them?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Miss Aphrodite did I mention your Wicked Breasts

Hey - thank you

and flattery and stuff gets you almost anywhere. THing is... I am not part of the jury

Quite a coincidence that everyone on the jury has wonderful bums.

Its true that the jury are all Worthy Babes

Flatterer!!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"You wonder brilliantly at ways best used to wittily battle for the wanted bonus of winning brightly...carry on ol chap I welcome beautiful competition.Wow - this is getting better by the minute

Just hope my jury is watching

I am here

I am too

You do realise the huge responsibility you carry ? Where are the other jury members out of interest?;-)

They might not know they have to judge on this

Heck - perhaps I need to inform them? "

No s**t Sherlock! (sorry it just came out quicker than I thought it would

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over a year ago

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"You wonder brilliantly at ways best used to wittily battle for the wanted bonus of winning brightly...carry on ol chap I welcome beautiful competition.Wow - this is getting better by the minute

Just hope my jury is watching

I am here

I am too

You do realise the huge responsibility you carry ? Where are the other jury members out of interest?;-)

They might not know they have to judge on this

Heck - perhaps I need to inform them?

No s**t Sherlock! (sorry it just came out quicker than I thought it would

)"
Thing is - I cant remember who wanted to be on the jury...ooops

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By *uxtapositionMan
over a year ago

CARDIFF

Almost everyone I know tells me I am " full of wit "

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

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"Almost everyone I know tells me I am " full of wit ""

A laxative should leave you less full...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many fab forums topics seem to be full of Willy Bravado at the moment. While being the owner of a cock surely does not mean attempting to behave like one.

Wednesday beer anyone?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Many fab forums topics seem to be full of Willy Bravado at the moment. While being the owner of a cock surely does not mean attempting to behave like one.

Wednesday beer anyone?"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

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well ive been wickedly brought whining blubbing and whinging before wonderful beauties with bountiful whoppers because what blows weak bloke`s widgets are beautiful women xxx

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over a year ago

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"well ive been wickedly brought whining blubbing and whinging before wonderful beauties with bountiful whoppers because what blows weak bloke`s widgets are beautiful women xxx"

All I hear is wbla wbla wbla!! Good effort though

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

The attractive wobbling bosoms and winsome buts of the judges has me wistfully begging and waffling badly, and winking bashfully for their attention.

Right on ladies and good night

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Right, that's enough of this inane drivel, it's enough to drive a man to distraction

Oh shit, I've forgotten to put the bins out

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