Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to The Lounge |
| Jump to newest |  |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? " Creme eggs up his arse to a party? Was it a Hen Party? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? Creme eggs up his arse to a party? Was it a Hen Party?" 👏👏👏 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? Creme eggs up his arse to a party? Was it a Hen Party? 👏👏👏" Just the 3rd funniest Bloomers. 2 behind you. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? Creme eggs up his arse to a party? Was it a Hen Party?" No it was just at our mutual friends party, a small affair | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? " Ones weird enough but eggs, plural ...😬😬🥪 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? Creme eggs up his arse to a party? Was it a Hen Party? 👏👏👏 Just the 3rd funniest Bloomers. 2 behind you." I almost wrote 'Did he get laid ?' but can't beat yours ! 🐓 🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? Creme eggs up his arse to a party? Was it a Hen Party? 👏👏👏 Just the 3rd funniest Bloomers. 2 behind you. I almost wrote 'Did he get laid ?' but can't beat yours ! 🐓 🤣" Duh took me too long to get it 🤦🏽♀️🤣😂🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? Creme eggs up his arse to a party? Was it a Hen Party? 👏👏👏 Just the 3rd funniest Bloomers. 2 behind you. I almost wrote 'Did he get laid ?' but can't beat yours ! 🐓 🤣" Yeah, a paltry response | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? Ones weird enough but eggs, plural ...😬😬🥪" I think to this party I was kind and just did the one bit on other occasions it was more 😏 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? Creme eggs up his arse to a party? Was it a Hen Party? 👏👏👏 Just the 3rd funniest Bloomers. 2 behind you. I almost wrote 'Did he get laid ?' but can't beat yours ! 🐓 🤣 Duh took me too long to get it 🤦🏽♀️🤣😂🤣" I didn't think you were picking up what I was putting down. Probably running round like a headless... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? Creme eggs up his arse to a party? Was it a Hen Party? 👏👏👏 Just the 3rd funniest Bloomers. 2 behind you. I almost wrote 'Did he get laid ?' but can't beat yours ! 🐓 🤣 Duh took me too long to get it 🤦🏽♀️🤣😂🤣 I didn't think you were picking up what I was putting down. Probably running round like a headless..." 😂🤣😂 I can’t even follow this with any funny quips, my brains shut down for the day | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? Creme eggs up his arse to a party? Was it a Hen Party? 👏👏👏 Just the 3rd funniest Bloomers. 2 behind you. I almost wrote 'Did he get laid ?' but can't beat yours ! 🐓 🤣 Duh took me too long to get it 🤦🏽♀️🤣😂🤣 I didn't think you were picking up what I was putting down. Probably running round like a headless... 😂🤣😂 I can’t even follow this with any funny quips, my brains shut down for the day " Recharge your battery, hen. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? Creme eggs up his arse to a party? Was it a Hen Party? 👏👏👏 Just the 3rd funniest Bloomers. 2 behind you. I almost wrote 'Did he get laid ?' but can't beat yours ! 🐓 🤣 Duh took me too long to get it 🤦🏽♀️🤣😂🤣 I didn't think you were picking up what I was putting down. Probably running round like a headless... 😂🤣😂 I can’t even follow this with any funny quips, my brains shut down for the day Recharge your battery, hen." 🤣😂🤣😂, just getting better | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? Creme eggs up his arse to a party? Was it a Hen Party? 👏👏👏 Just the 3rd funniest Bloomers. 2 behind you. I almost wrote 'Did he get laid ?' but can't beat yours ! 🐓 🤣 Duh took me too long to get it 🤦🏽♀️🤣😂🤣 I didn't think you were picking up what I was putting down. Probably running round like a headless... 😂🤣😂 I can’t even follow this with any funny quips, my brains shut down for the day Recharge your battery, hen. 🤣😂🤣😂, just getting better" He's really giving free range to his wit tonight ! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? Creme eggs up his arse to a party? Was it a Hen Party? 👏👏👏 Just the 3rd funniest Bloomers. 2 behind you. I almost wrote 'Did he get laid ?' but can't beat yours ! 🐓 🤣 Duh took me too long to get it 🤦🏽♀️🤣😂🤣 I didn't think you were picking up what I was putting down. Probably running round like a headless... 😂🤣😂 I can’t even follow this with any funny quips, my brains shut down for the day Recharge your battery, hen. 🤣😂🤣😂, just getting better He's really giving free range to his wit tonight !" I'm still below you in the comedy pecking order though buddy | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Am I the only one thinking it's the Best place for a creme egg. They're disgusting. A Ferrero Rocher however, that would be a crime. 🧐" Love creme eggs. Ferrero’s wouldn’t be so comfortable when melting out 🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? Creme eggs up his arse to a party? Was it a Hen Party? 👏👏👏 Just the 3rd funniest Bloomers. 2 behind you. I almost wrote 'Did he get laid ?' but can't beat yours ! 🐓 🤣 Duh took me too long to get it 🤦🏽♀️🤣😂🤣 I didn't think you were picking up what I was putting down. Probably running round like a headless... 😂🤣😂 I can’t even follow this with any funny quips, my brains shut down for the day Recharge your battery, hen. 🤣😂🤣😂, just getting better He's really giving free range to his wit tonight ! I'm still below you in the comedy pecking order though buddy" But you're cooping very well with the disappointment. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"has to be said, always have great eggs-pectations from Leo & Foxy, and once again, they haven't let the side down. " If you were anyone else Dai, I would ask you kindly to keep your beak out. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"has to be said, always have great eggs-pectations from Leo & Foxy, and once again, they haven't let the side down. " 😂🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Am I the only one thinking it's the Best place for a creme egg. They're disgusting. A Ferrero Rocher however, that would be a crime. 🧐 Love creme eggs. Ferrero’s wouldn’t be so comfortable when melting out 🤣" Let's see the Ambassador sort that mess out.  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Am I the only one thinking it's the Best place for a creme egg. They're disgusting. A Ferrero Rocher however, that would be a crime. 🧐 Love creme eggs. Ferrero’s wouldn’t be so comfortable when melting out 🤣 Let's see the Ambassador sort that mess out. "A diplomatic approach would be required I guess | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Am I the only one thinking it's the Best place for a creme egg. They're disgusting. A Ferrero Rocher however, that would be a crime. 🧐 Love creme eggs. Ferrero’s wouldn’t be so comfortable when melting out 🤣 Let's see the Ambassador sort that mess out.
A diplomatic approach would be required I guess"Yes, concentrate on the fundamentals of the situation.  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This isn’t how this thread was supposed to go but I’m liking it all the same "Apologies for the derail OP and for taking it in good spirit.🫡 I would definitely read your memoirs now. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This isn’t how this thread was supposed to go but I’m liking it all the same
Apologies for the derail OP and for taking it in good spirit.🫡 I would definitely read your memoirs now. "Honestly brightened my evening 👏🏽 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Makes you think a bit now,when the ad says,"How do you eat yours?". ...lol" I was surprised nobody said that till now….😂 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Makes you think a bit now,when the ad says,"How do you eat yours?". ...lol" I like to bite the end off and then lick out the crème … 😂 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Makes you think a bit now,when the ad says,"How do you eat yours?". ...lol I like to bite the end off and then lick out the crème … 😂" And what about the  ? 🤭 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Makes you think a bit now,when the ad says,"How do you eat yours?". ...lol I like to bite the end off and then lick out the crème … 😂 And what about the ? 🤭"That gets swallowed whole | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Makes you think a bit now,when the ad says,"How do you eat yours?". ...lol I like to bite the end off and then lick out the crème … 😂 And what about the ? 🤭
That gets swallowed whole "I sincerely hope not the ones up his ass! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Am I the only one thinking it's the Best place for a creme egg. They're disgusting. A Ferrero Rocher however, that would be a crime. 🧐 Love creme eggs. Ferrero’s wouldn’t be so comfortable when melting out 🤣 Let's see the Ambassador sort that mess out. "I've never seen a Ferrero at a single ambassador's party I've been to. It was all a lie  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Makes you think a bit now,when the ad says,"How do you eat yours?". ...lol I like to bite the end off and then lick out the crème … 😂 And what about the ? 🤭
That gets swallowed whole
I sincerely hope not the ones up his ass! "Like a magician I have one in my pocket for swallowing purposes … just like that | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Makes you think a bit now,when the ad says,"How do you eat yours?". ...lol I like to bite the end off and then lick out the crème … 😂 And what about the ? 🤭
That gets swallowed whole
I sincerely hope not the ones up his ass! "I can assure you no eggs up the ass were eaten 😂🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Am I the only one thinking it's the Best place for a creme egg. They're disgusting. A Ferrero Rocher however, that would be a crime. 🧐 Love creme eggs. Ferrero’s wouldn’t be so comfortable when melting out 🤣 Let's see the Ambassador sort that mess out.
I've never seen a Ferrero at a single ambassador's party I've been to. It was all a lie "By the sounds of it they may have been well hidden.  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"How long before the egg is a gloopy mess? Asking for a friend." I don’t know we were there for a few hours, he was clenching for most of the time while I’m laughing quietly to myself. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I don't have a lot to think back on until my 30s. But some of the experiences I've had after that were truly wild and mind blowing. I certainly feel lucky to have them. The trouble is now chasing that dragon. In a way if I don't have experiences that are on par or are memorable in their own way, sex will just feel unfulfilling and like I'm just masturbating with their body, which feels cheap in a sort of way. I guess it doesn't feel so bad now since my options are limited to those who I feel stand out from the majority, and that makes me feel like I'm making more informed and wiser decisions with who I actually choose to meet. I will say that one experience I had was so wild I just completely lost myself in the moment, no sense of identity, time or place, just so heavily invested in focusing on her pleasure, the way her body reacted and the sounds of her moans, getting so completely pulled into that rhythm of her body... oh boy 🥵" I can completely relate. I’m fortunate though I have met some great men who match my level of debauchery. Some less so but It’s good to experience different sexual relationships | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Makes you think a bit now,when the ad says,"How do you eat yours?". ...lol I like to bite the end off and then lick out the crème … 😂 And what about the ? 🤭
That gets swallowed whole
I sincerely hope not the ones up his ass!
I can assure you no eggs up the ass were eaten 😂🤣"That would indeed make for some 'kinky lips' and debauchery perhaps! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Makes you think a bit now,when the ad says,"How do you eat yours?". ...lol I like to bite the end off and then lick out the crème … 😂 And what about the ? 🤭
That gets swallowed whole
I sincerely hope not the ones up his ass!
I can assure you no eggs up the ass were eaten 😂🤣
That would indeed make for some 'kinky lips' and debauchery perhaps!"And made me very ill 🤢😂. He was not adverse to eating foods from places that weren’t conventional let’s say 😬 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Makes you think a bit now,when the ad says,"How do you eat yours?". ...lol I like to bite the end off and then lick out the crème … 😂 And what about the ? 🤭
That gets swallowed whole
I sincerely hope not the ones up his ass!
I can assure you no eggs up the ass were eaten 😂🤣
That would indeed make for some 'kinky lips' and debauchery perhaps!
And made me very ill 🤢😂. He was not adverse to eating foods from places that weren’t conventional let’s say 😬"I mean if you REALLY like someone 🤷♀️ | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I don't have a lot to think back on until my 30s. But some of the experiences I've had after that were truly wild and mind blowing. I certainly feel lucky to have them. The trouble is now chasing that dragon. In a way if I don't have experiences that are on par or are memorable in their own way, sex will just feel unfulfilling and like I'm just masturbating with their body, which feels cheap in a sort of way. I guess it doesn't feel so bad now since my options are limited to those who I feel stand out from the majority, and that makes me feel like I'm making more informed and wiser decisions with who I actually choose to meet. I will say that one experience I had was so wild I just completely lost myself in the moment, no sense of identity, time or place, just so heavily invested in focusing on her pleasure, the way her body reacted and the sounds of her moans, getting so completely pulled into that rhythm of her body... oh boy 🥵 I can completely relate. I’m fortunate though I have met some great men who match my level of debauchery. Some less so but It’s good to experience different sexual relationships " I have some levels of debauchery but only with the right person where the chemistry and energy is right to enjoy those experiences. Unfortunately I haven't quite met someone who I can explore those further with hence my need to be picky since I'm now at a stage where I just feel dejected if I meet someone who doesn't match my energy. But I guess it's not all bad, means the experiences I do end up having are worth the wait. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? " Old Advert. Cadburys cream eggs, how do you eat yours???.....well err, up my arse actually!😳👍 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Makes you think a bit now,when the ad says,"How do you eat yours?". ...lol I like to bite the end off and then lick out the crème … 😂 And what about the ? 🤭
That gets swallowed whole
I sincerely hope not the ones up his ass!
I can assure you no eggs up the ass were eaten 😂🤣
That would indeed make for some 'kinky lips' and debauchery perhaps!
And made me very ill 🤢😂. He was not adverse to eating foods from places that weren’t conventional let’s say 😬
I mean if you REALLY like someone 🤷♀️"I obviously didn’t love him enough 😂 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Testing out a remote-controlled egg with a male colleague who bought it for me in Amsterdam. I put it between my knickers and trousers and sat on the chair as he messed around with the controls. He thought it was hilarious to turn it onto a high setting as our male boss walked in. I turned around to give him a look of wtf and saw him rifling through a filing cabinet, shoulders jerking as he tried to stifle his laughter." Love this, hilarious | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? Old Advert. Cadburys cream eggs, how do you eat yours???.....well err, up my arse actually!😳👍" Less fattening | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? Old Advert. Cadburys cream eggs, how do you eat yours???.....well err, up my arse actually!😳👍 Less fattening " Doesn't rot the teeth either | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Surely a cream egg up one's butt hole would melt, and the ensuing mess would just look like an unfortunate accident or a dirty protest???" This made me chuckle. The whole fun of it was the fear of that and the fact he could feel it melting while just casually socialising. Luckily it didn’t come through his clothes | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"An ex once told me that she wanted to be minty fresh during oral. So she stripped naked and popped soft mints into herself one by one and told me not to stop until every one of them was removed by my tongue and consumed. That was pretty memorable "You should have kept a me-mentos | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"An ex once told me that she wanted to be minty fresh during oral. So she stripped naked and popped soft mints into herself one by one and told me not to stop until every one of them was removed by my tongue and consumed. That was pretty memorable
You should have kept a me-mentos"👏 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"An ex once told me that she wanted to be minty fresh during oral. So she stripped naked and popped soft mints into herself one by one and told me not to stop until every one of them was removed by my tongue and consumed. That was pretty memorable
You should have kept a me-mentos
👏"Agreed 👏🏼 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? Creme eggs up his arse to a party? Was it a Hen Party?" Fucking hell, I nearly ch0ked from laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂 I jave also thought of writing down my memoirs, especially the ones with my FWB - very a la “Bridges of Madison”, no creme eggs in sight haha | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was thinking I have some great, weird and wonderful sexual experiences I think I should write my memoirs. For example telling the story how I sent my then boyfriend to a party with creme eggs up his bum or the fun we had with nettles and chillis….. I could go on. What about you any sexual practices that you would like to share? Creme eggs up his arse to a party? Was it a Hen Party? Fucking hell, I nearly ch0ked from laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂 I jave also thought of writing down my memoirs, especially the ones with my FWB - very a la “Bridges of Madison”, no creme eggs in sight haha" So you fucking on the linoleum?  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
