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By *ritonv8 OP   Man
17 weeks ago

Reading

So today I found myself on the road driving a hired van through work, I was feeling a bit horny as I hadn’t cum in a few days and decided to pull in at the next services and have a quick wank, there was an Asda within the Texaco which also had a drive through Mc Donald’s, I decided to treat myself to a Mc Donald’s but not before shot my load, I went into the toilet and got some nudes up on my phone and started to wank while sitting on the lid of the toilet. That’s when I noticed it! The random marks running down the toilet door, didn’t take me long to realise it was multiple dried in cum shots that had dried into the back of the door, obviously the person who cleans the toilets never closes the door while in there and sees the back of the door! I was so put off I left! Continuing my journey I couldn’t help but wonder how many times a day that door or walls get plastered in cum? Also didn’t take me long to get hard again and pulled in to a quiet country lane and shot my load over the dash and seats of the hired van!

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By *aizyWoman
17 weeks ago

west midlands

You need to copy and paste this OP and send it to the McDonald's complaints department.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
17 weeks ago

East Sussex

God help the poor person who hires that van next or the one who has to clean it 🤮

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By *oeBeansMan
17 weeks ago

Derby

Great, now we're all connected by this story... 😑

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
17 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Great story, just one or two questions to clear up this great plot.

If you were so horny you needed to wank right away , why did you get nudes up on your phone?

And where were you going to shoot your load ?

These things are important. Thanks

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By *s_macWoman
17 weeks ago

Traffic land


"You need to copy and paste this OP and send it to the McDonald's complaints department."

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple
17 weeks ago

Watford

Needs more dragons.

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Be a tricky explanation if forensics ever have reason to give the van a once over.

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

I can't stop laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Did you have a McDonald’s though?

Although I imagine not a vanilla milkshake.

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By *oeBeansMan
17 weeks ago

Derby


"Be a tricky explanation if forensics ever have reason to give the van a once over."

Them scouring the van for DNA and there's just a puddle of his

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By *estructionDollyWoman
17 weeks ago

Manchester

I love that you seemed disgusted at the sight of "multiple cum shots" staining the back of the cubicle door but you were sat on the toilet with the lid down about to have a wank so where were you expecting your load to go? 🤔

Honestly, cleaners do not get paid enough 🤢

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago


"I love that you seemed disgusted at the sight of "multiple cum shots" staining the back of the cubicle door but you were sat on the toilet with the lid down about to have a wank so where were you expecting your load to go? 🤔

Honestly, cleaners do not get paid enough 🤢"

Life finds a way (Jurassic Park orchestra swells)

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
17 weeks ago

kent


"Did you have a McDonald’s though?

Although I imagine not a vanilla milkshake. "

Should’ve gone to KFC… finger lickin’ good.

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago


"Did you have a McDonald’s though?

Although I imagine not a vanilla milkshake.

Should’ve gone to KFC… finger lickin’ good. "

🤢

That’s ruined for me forever 🤣

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
17 weeks ago

little house on the praire

whose cleaning the spunk out the van

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By *aizyWoman
17 weeks ago

west midlands


"Did you have a McDonald’s though?

Although I imagine not a vanilla milkshake.

Should’ve gone to KFC… finger lickin’ good. "

Is that where the expression, ch*ke the chicken comes from?? 🤔

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By *ritonv8 OP   Man
17 weeks ago

Reading


"I love that you seemed disgusted at the sight of "multiple cum shots" staining the back of the cubicle door but you were sat on the toilet with the lid down about to have a wank so where were you expecting your load to go? 🤔

Honestly, cleaners do not get paid enough 🤢"

Would of stood up and shot my load down the loo like a normal person

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By *riar BelisseWoman
17 weeks ago

Holibobs

When driving down the motorway, is the urge to cum, like the urge to pee...

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By *carlettsWoman
17 weeks ago

Harpenden


"When driving down the motorway, is the urge to cum, like the urge to pee...

"

If so I need to stop every hour

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By *ritonv8 OP   Man
17 weeks ago

Reading

Yeah, like when your bladder is full it hurts and when your balls are full they ache! Most guys will confirm this!

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By *stwo60Couple
17 weeks ago

Hampshire


"Yeah, like when your bladder is full it hurts and when your balls are full they ache! Most guys will confirm this!"

You do know your balls don’t get full right?.

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By *ritonv8 OP   Man
17 weeks ago

Reading

Obviously not full, I mean when you have a very large load stored up

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By *ools and the brainCouple
17 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"I love that you seemed disgusted at the sight of "multiple cum shots" staining the back of the cubicle door but you were sat on the toilet with the lid down about to have a wank so where were you expecting your load to go? 🤔

Honestly, cleaners do not get paid enough 🤢

Would of stood up and shot my load down the loo like a normal person "

I'd suggest that a normal person has restraint and the ability to decide when and where is an appropriate place to wank in the first place, a toilet in a fast food restaurant with families with children most definitely isn't an appropriate place,spaffing down the loo or not this is grim.

I genuinely can't think of a less sexy place to bash one's bishop.

This is why I don't use public toilets unless it's an absolute emergency.

Weird, creepy and disgusting.

Mr

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