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"Go on. I can’t guarantee that I’ll answer with anything remotely relevant or at all but feel free to ask…" FAF? | |||
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"How you doing?" Are you asking in a Joey way or an interested way? | |||
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"Go on. I can’t guarantee that I’ll answer with anything remotely relevant or at all but feel free to ask… FAF?" I do actually | |||
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"Go on. I can’t guarantee that I’ll answer with anything remotely relevant or at all but feel free to ask… FAF? I do actually " Oo! 😏💕 | |||
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"How you doing? Are you asking in a Joey way or an interested way? " 😁 Bit of both | |||
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"Have you ever imagined riding on the outer edge of the universe as it continued to expand at the speed of light into the nothingness beyond? "Actually I have. I’ve wondered what the edge of everything looks like and if the black abyss beyond really is what Wetherspoons feels like | |||
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"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? " Sadly not | |||
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"How you doing? Are you asking in a Joey way or an interested way? 😁 Bit of both" In the former; hop on In the latter; I can’t wait for my week off | |||
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"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Sadly not " Sigh. You're also in Manchester. 😖 | |||
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"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Sadly not Sigh. You're also in Manchester. 😖" Yarp | |||
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"Go on. I can’t guarantee that I’ll answer with anything remotely relevant or at all but feel free to ask…" Custard cream or bourbon? | |||
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"Do you feel that you live authentically to your values?" Yes I do. I’m out as poly, bi and as a swinger at work and with my friends. I try to live ethically and with respect for others | |||
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"George Michael sang that he was never gonna dance again, but he did. So does that make him a moral vacuum you couldn’t trust with your goldfish, or are people allowed to make bold statements influencing millions and later rescind aforementioned fiat about their own lives? " Retcon is a real thing. Even for George | |||
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"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" 27 | |||
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"Go on. I can’t guarantee that I’ll answer with anything remotely relevant or at all but feel free to ask… Custard cream or bourbon?" Custard cream | |||
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"Go on. I can’t guarantee that I’ll answer with anything remotely relevant or at all but feel free to ask… Custard cream or bourbon? Custard cream " Are you dunking? | |||
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"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 27 " Correct! 😳 | |||
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"Have you ever imagined riding on the outer edge of the universe as it continued to expand at the speed of light into the nothingness beyond?
Actually I have. I’ve wondered what the edge of everything looks like and if the black abyss beyond really is what Wetherspoons feels like"If it does....the loos will be even further beyond than the beyond. 🤷♂️ | |||
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"Go on. I can’t guarantee that I’ll answer with anything remotely relevant or at all but feel free to ask…" Would you rather have dicks for fingers or bollocks for toes? | |||
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"Would you like a toasted teacake? (Anyone who gets this can have sexual favours) "Can we choose who this favour comes from? I assume as you're so many billion miles away on a space mining vessel, you're not going to (also, you're not my type sorry, I don't do talking toasters) | |||
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"Would you like a toasted teacake? (Anyone who gets this can have sexual favours)
Can we choose who this favour comes from? I assume as you're so many billion miles away on a space mining vessel, you're not going to (also, you're not my type sorry, I don't do talking toasters)"I will compromise with a cheese and ham bravel? | |||
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"Why in a building they called stairs,outside of a building they called steps" Used to be stairs on outside of old buildings, some still exist now. But it was so dangerous due to people falling off they decided to encase them, hence staircase was born and why it is considered bad luck to pass on the stairs! | |||
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"Ask me anything" Can I borrow a tenner 'til payday? | |||
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"What is your purpose in life? " 42 | |||
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"♾️, where does it start?" Where the snake bites its tail | |||
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"What’s the last book you read and loved?" Anything by Robin Hobb, she’s great | |||
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"Go on. I can’t guarantee that I’ll answer with anything remotely relevant or at all but feel free to ask… Would you rather have dicks for fingers or bollocks for toes?" Dicks for fingers. Bollocks for toes would make walking difficult | |||
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"Would you like a toasted teacake? (Anyone who gets this can have sexual favours) "I don’t get it 😭 | |||
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"Have you ever worn an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini? And can I see a picture? "I’ve not but you can have a picture anyway | |||
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"Confucius says be who you are not who you want to be Now give me lottery numbers for tomorrow night winning numbers only Well tried everything else "Is there a question in there? | |||
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"Do you think the six nations table finished as it 'should have' this year (as in form, not who you wanted)?" The table doesn’t lie. Whether or not I wanted France to win | |||
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"Where do missing socks go?" In the snakes mouth with its tail | |||
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"Why in a building they called stairs,outside of a building they called steps" Because words | |||
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"Do you think anyone ever finally took that lady to Funky Town?" Oooh! Interesting | |||
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"Will the Apprentice ever have a candidate that isn’t a muppet?" No. It makes for good TV | |||
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"What came first, the chicken 🍗 or the egg 🥚? 🤔" The dinosaur | |||
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"What's the most controversial opinion you hold that would surprise most people?" In my head, it’s not controversial | |||
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"Ask me anything Can I borrow a tenner 'til payday?" Sure, pop round and get it | |||
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"How do blind people know when to stop wiping?" That’s what noses are for | |||
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"What is your most important boundary and why? " My front door. It keeps the queue orderly | |||
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"What is your most important boundary and why? My front door. It keeps the queue orderly " Back door it is then | |||
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"You missed my question 😭😭" I absolutely didnt | |||
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"What is your most important boundary and why? My front door. It keeps the queue orderly Back door it is then" For you, Willy? Always | |||
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"Hey, potato?" Boiled, mashed or stuck in a stew? | |||
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"You missed my question 😭😭 I absolutely didnt" Oh I see it ... It wasn't what I expected. Got it. Soz 🤭 | |||
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"Are there any individuals you would be uncomfortable/unwilling to share your partners with? If YES explain why this is." My choices aren’t theirs and I have no control over who they meet. Having said that, if I know that a person is cheating, and abuser or a narcissist, I will say so my partner can make informed choices | |||
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"You missed my question 😭😭 I absolutely didnt Oh I see it ... It wasn't what I expected. Got it. Soz 🤭" Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition | |||
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"I've got a brand new combine harvester. Do you have the key?" I gave it to Jethro | |||
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"Do you believe that total honesty is a good thing?" No. Honesty is a good thing but only when married with kindness and respect. Not everyone is owed your complete honesty or story. That’s not the same thing as obscuring or lying | |||
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"Who would win a triceramisu building competition between me and you? 🤔" It depends if the use of AI would be allowed | |||
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"Should pants be abolished? Give reasons for and against. Mrs TMN x" Around me? Underwear should not be allowed | |||
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"Should pants be abolished? Give reasons for and against. Mrs TMN x Around me? Underwear should not be allowed " Nope, for everyone, everywhere | |||
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"Should pants be abolished? Give reasons for and against. Mrs TMN x Around me? Underwear should not be allowed Nope, for everyone, everywhere" That would make the swimming baths quite risky | |||
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"Should pants be abolished? Give reasons for and against. Mrs TMN x Around me? Underwear should not be allowed Nope, for everyone, everywhere That would make the swimming baths quite risky" Is that going in the arguments against section? | |||
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"Who would win a triceramisu building competition between me and you? 🤔 It depends if the use of AI would be allowed " No AI. Only real ingredients. | |||
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"I live in Scotland and I’m going to the gym soon. Will I need a rain jacket or just a hoodie?" Are you Scottish? If so toughen up. Its tshirt weather | |||
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"I live in Scotland and I’m going to the gym soon. Will I need a rain jacket or just a hoodie? Are you Scottish? If so toughen up. Its tshirt weather" Or taps aff. Skin’s waterproof after all. | |||
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"I live in Scotland and I’m going to the gym soon. Will I need a rain jacket or just a hoodie? Are you Scottish? If so toughen up. Its tshirt weather Or taps aff. Skin’s waterproof after all." Not sure I’d get away with that as much as I’d like to😜 | |||
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"Peeing in the shower.... is this acceptable? "Yes, that is why they were invented. It saves water. | |||
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"Go on. I can’t guarantee that I’ll answer with anything remotely relevant or at all but feel free to ask…" Have you ever had tea with a monkey? | |||
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"I live in Scotland and I’m going to the gym soon. Will I need a rain jacket or just a hoodie? Are you Scottish? If so toughen up. Its tshirt weather Yes I am. That is all year for some. Or taps aff. Skin’s waterproof after all. But I might get sunburnt, what with my peely wally skin, freckles and ginger hair. Not sure I’d get away with that as much as I’d like to😜" You won’t know unless you try it.  | |||
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"I live in Scotland and I’m going to the gym soon. Will I need a rain jacket or just a hoodie?" Yes | |||
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"Should pants be abolished? Give reasons for and against. Mrs TMN x Around me? Underwear should not be allowed Nope, for everyone, everywhere That would make the swimming baths quite risky Is that going in the arguments against section? " It depends on your life choices | |||
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"I live in Scotland and I’m going to the gym soon. Will I need a rain jacket or just a hoodie? Yes" Hoodie it is then. | |||
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"Who would win a triceramisu building competition between me and you? 🤔 It depends if the use of AI would be allowed No AI. Only real ingredients. " Probably you. *wipes tiramisu off face* | |||
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"Where’s the floral dressing gown from? My nans asking " My bedroom door… want to borrow it? | |||
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"Peeing in the shower.... is this acceptable? "Are you getting out to pee? | |||
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"Did fab turn me gay or was I there already & didn't realise?" The fitting answer is; bit of both | |||
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"Go on. I can’t guarantee that I’ll answer with anything remotely relevant or at all but feel free to ask… Have you ever had tea with a monkey? " Not since the zoo got the injunction in place | |||
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"Go on. I can’t guarantee that I’ll answer with anything remotely relevant or at all but feel free to ask…" I'm about to insulate my timber / tiled porch roof. With the baton, 25mm PIR board buildup, i'm thinking put the vapour barrier over all of that then board over the lot, rather than vapour above the PIR ?. Got to be that way hasnt it due to the temperature change, it will cause condensation any other way. Thats how i'm gonna do it anyway but do you concur ? | |||
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"Go on. I can’t guarantee that I’ll answer with anything remotely relevant or at all but feel free to ask…" Why are people such selfish cunts today? | |||
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"Go on. I can’t guarantee that I’ll answer with anything remotely relevant or at all but feel free to ask… I'm about to insulate my timber / tiled porch roof. With the baton, 25mm PIR board buildup, i'm thinking put the vapour barrier over all of that then board over the lot, rather than vapour above the PIR ?. Got to be that way hasnt it due to the temperature change, it will cause condensation any other way. Thats how i'm gonna do it anyway but do you concur ? " … sure… | |||
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"Go on. I can’t guarantee that I’ll answer with anything remotely relevant or at all but feel free to ask… Why are people such selfish cunts today?" Only today? | |||
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"What's your biggest turn on? Or turn off x" Big eyes, being smelly | |||
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"What's your biggest turn on? Or turn off x Big eyes, being smelly " What if they have big eyes and are also smelly? God, I’m so contrary today | |||
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"What’s your favourite recipe for a quick tasty dinner?" Deliveroo | |||
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"Which question has been the most challenging for you to answer and why?" The one about infinity | |||
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"Have u ever followed through with a fart on public transport 😬" No… should I have? | |||
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