FabSwingers.com forum: What's your super power?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We all have one.

Whether it's you can catch Maltesers in your mouth, or turn anything into a pun.

What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAB invisibility

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"We all have one.

Whether it's you can catch Maltesers in your mouth, or turn anything into a pun.

What's yours?"

D*unken navigation using the kebab compass. Always get home, no matter what state.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Attracting a small crowd when I go to a straight bar

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By *iscoDougMan
over a year ago

London

"We all have one.

Whether it's you can catch Maltesers in your mouth, or turn anything into a pun.

What's yours?"

Autism.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Knowing exactly what time it will be when I get out of the shower. And not because I always shower for the same length of time.

Oh, and spotting signs in airports and train stations so you know which way to go without having to stop and look around, thus causing an obstruction.

I’m a catch 👌

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What about you, OP? X

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By *bitofaslutWoman
over a year ago

Cannock

Going by my last aborted meet, I have the power to make homeless men stand outside hotels shouting "it's a bloke!" every time I leave and return 😡

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brains analytical and problem solving skills capabilities.

There is also my intuition which is extremely powerful. Means I can see right through someone's mask whether it's seeing them in person or even reading what they wrote through text.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
over a year ago

Castlebar

Following Google maps and still getting lost.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about you, OP? X"

Attention to detail in pictures.

When others are focusing on the tits, I'm noticing the wonky picture frames in the background.

I'd rather the navigation kebab,though. That sounds very useful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can listen....

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Overthinking to an extreme degree

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By *bitofaslutWoman
over a year ago

Cannock

"What about you, OP? X

Attention to detail in pictures.

When others are focusing on the tits, I'm noticing the wonky picture frames in the background."

Ooh I have that superpower too! I'll be going through a profile and I'll be, like, ooh I've got those boots, that rug, I know where she got that teddy....

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"I can listen...."

Hit 'reply and quote' if you are on about the bloke above 😉

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I can make a Revels share bag disappear in front of your eyes.

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

I can roughly predict the time middle of the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t do a pint in five seconds, sometimes less.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t do a pint in five seconds, sometimes less.

*can

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By *he milf next doorWoman
over a year ago

bluebell woods

Being mysterious

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By *li LuckWoman
over a year ago

North devon

Looking like everything is fine while its all going to shit really.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

invisibility

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

Not much of a super power but I'm great at being a knobhead (a loveable one I hope but at times it's probably annoying).

My head's constantly full of dad jokes, puns and stupid comments galore.

Let's spin it positively and say it's a super power because I can diffuse tense situations and brighten peoples days (even though it doesn't always work 😬)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cook a meal out of anything put in front of me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"FAB invisibility

You're not invisible Barry! I see you.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I do pretty good job of pissing people off.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAB invisibility

You're not invisible Barry! I see you. "

Dammit

But also, yay

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere just outside London

Make a worm with my toungue

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Making wine disappear 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make a worm with my toungue"
now I'd like to see that lol

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By *aidbacklover2021Man
over a year ago

perth

Healing Hands x

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By *liviaGTV/TS
over a year ago

Garstang

Hiding cock in my mouth & ass

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Also not giving a single flying fuck about other people's sexual preferences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make beer disapeer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to stick my own size 12 in my mouth with regular frequency

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can raise each eyebrow individually. Great for adding sophisticated emphasis to something.

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By *olo180Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

Looking like I work in whatever shop I happen to be in…always being asked where something is or if I can I get something from the shelf ha

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By *hegreatcornholioMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I have a sixth sense if a company is going sour and to leave before they go bump!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling the time accurately without a watch or phone.

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By *irmelaterMan
over a year ago

Telford

Sending MSG's and not getting replies

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I have a Mutley Laugh

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedfuck

"Looking like I work in whatever shop I happen to be in…always being asked where something is or if I can I get something from the shelf ha"

Me too, Halfords, various clothes stores, Brent Cross information and mistaken for a lifeguard.

Funniest one mistaken for topless sunbather and four pairs of female beach goers took their tops off behind me thinking it was ok on Bournemouth beach.

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By *ilbzMan
over a year ago

Swindon Wiltshire

Being able to get things off low shelves without bending down (short person super power) 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it's raining, I get wet

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedfuck

I can see the future except the lottery results.

I can read Putins mind too.

Right now he is thinking King Charles is a weak Monarch, and he could do better as Zsar of UK.

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

I can run for 26miles, BUT ONLY when I’m listening to my music 🎧

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By *olo180Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Looking like I work in whatever shop I happen to be in…always being asked where something is or if I can I get something from the shelf ha

Me too, Halfords, various clothes stores, Brent Cross information and mistaken for a lifeguard.

Funniest one mistaken for topless sunbather and four pairs of female beach goers took their tops off behind me thinking it was ok on Bournemouth beach.

Haha…

Surely it’s ok on Bournemouth beach?

Saw my first pair of strangers boobies on that beach when I was a kid haha

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By *vaRoseWoman
over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

I can accurately calculate the carbs for most meals at a glance

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"We all have one.

Whether it's you can catch Maltesers in your mouth, or turn anything into a pun.

What's yours?"

Having a personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a female repellent!! 🤣🤣

But I have a cracking personality!! 🤣

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By *pace cowboy05Man
over a year ago

wales/london/ southwest

I can read minds...

How many read this as said "no you cant"

Spooky eh

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedfuck

"Looking like I work in whatever shop I happen to be in…always being asked where something is or if I can I get something from the shelf ha

Me too, Halfords, various clothes stores, Brent Cross information and mistaken for a lifeguard.

Funniest one mistaken for topless sunbather and four pairs of female beach goers took their tops off behind me thinking it was ok on Bournemouth beach.

Haha…

Surely it’s ok on Bournemouth beach?

Saw my first pair of strangers boobies on that beach when I was a kid haha "

Technically it isn't OK but they turn a ......blind eye. Studland's is....reserved for the nudey stuff. Lol.

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By *irsSubCouple
over a year ago

Stockton

Mr is a repeater, Mrs is surprisingly strong for her small stature

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

I can tell from one message whether we’ll get on or not.

I’ve learnt never to eat vol-au-vents at a sex club.

I’ve also learnt that vol-au-vents isn’t easy to type!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Looking like a hardened criminal.

Every time we went into a nice shop, the security guard would follow us around. My wife said it never happened to her on her own. An acquaintance once asked me where he could buy drugs, because I looked like I'd know. Someone told my wife she must feel very safe out with me because I looked too scary for anyone to bother us. Several people we knew were astounded I was so good with our daughter because "you just look too scary to be a good dad".

Yeah, there's a trend here... 😐

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By *edbiker66Man
over a year ago

Scarborough

To be kind enough to help people less fortunate than myself when possible

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

That I have common sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being remembered from my time as a barman in the early 90s, saved me from a sound kicking once and I'm continually bemused at people talking to me at gigs etc who know me but I've no clue who they are, I was very, very d*unk most of the time back then

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By *ildTimes.Man
over a year ago

Wherever I May Roam

Winding people up, I have no filter! I also don't care 🤷🏻‍♂️🥪

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make owl noises

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By *olo180Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

"I can make owl noises"

Bet you’re a hoot at a party

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northwest

I can belch “raggamuffin”

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"I can make a Revels share bag disappear in front of your eyes."

If you can spit them back out of there get yourself to Thailand madam.

Particularly if you put them in whilst in the bag and machine gunned them out individually 😉

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Telekinesis. I'd love to have Jean Greys powers, (before she became the phoenix)

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I can belch “raggamuffin”"

When I belch I involuntarily say the word Burp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I inject people with happiness and leave them feeling better than when I first found them.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Being invisible

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By *ioletVvitchTV/TS
over a year ago

Folkestone

Retracing my steps easily and apparently my passive perception is very high and I notice things none of my friends do haha

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By *hat.coupleCouple
over a year ago

Kent

"FAB invisibility

Who said that?

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making women recoil in disgust apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I inject people with happiness and leave them feeling better than when I first found them. "

I know people that pay good money for that...👀

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

lincs /Hudd & Derby cinema

Can climax without having my penis touched

(As a sufferer of PE it's a super power I wish I didn't have )

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Overthinking things so a spectacular extent.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I can make a Revels share bag disappear in front of your eyes.

If you can spit them back out of there get yourself to Thailand madam.

Particularly if you put them in whilst in the bag and machine gunned them out individually 😉"

Wash your mouth out, I don't waste Revels, spit them out indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can read my own thoughts. Sometimes.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Be More understanding of people in general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love the superpower leaving no odour

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

London

"I can make owl noises"

And on what occasion would this superpower be used?🤔

Ps welcome back darling

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

London

My superpower is the ability to make people happier after a meeting with me.

I'm told that I have a cheery disposition and I rub off positivity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Telling the time accurately without a watch or phone."

What time is it now?

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
over a year ago

La La Land

Turning straight women bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turning straight women bi

Ooooo spaghetti time! More sauce vicar?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Turning straight women bi

So much better if that was from a man 😂

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

London

"Turning straight women bi

Ah ha so you're the damn culprit...

Damnit tell us your secret. Us men need all the help we can get

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
over a year ago

La La Land

"Turning straight women bi

So much better if that was from a man 😂"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
over a year ago

La La Land

"Turning straight women bi

Ah ha so you're the damn culprit...

Damnit tell us your secret. Us men need all the help we can get "

I give them my last rolo

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Falling asleep.

Dentist's chair? Quickly drowsy. Flying? I'm usually sparko before the plane's taken off.

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Is having 1 always in the tank prepared for a game of 'pull my finger' a talent

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By *aren_nylonsWoman
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

Wearing stockings 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget all that stuff about drinking. My super power is being a granddad. There really is nothing like it.

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