FabSwingers.com forum: Random facts thread

By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
5 weeks ago

North West

Just a thread for random facts since I'm bored. I will start there are eight species of bears - black, brown, panda, polar, moon, sun, sloth and spectacled.

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By *tr8MrEMan
5 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

There's 9, you forgot Pooh Bear

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By *rSuave88Man
5 weeks ago

Mirfield

There is also a fabled 10th species.. 'care'

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By *ild_oatsMan
5 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Is the fear of long words….

No sense of irony there…..

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
5 weeks ago

North West

"There's 9, you forgot Pooh Bear

I forgot Paddington too. Silly me

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By *tr8MrEMan
5 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"There is also a fabled 10th species.. 'care'"

You forgot about the 11th "thread"

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By *elshie_69Man
5 weeks ago

Mean streets of Hounslow

Professional boxer Guis Waldorf actually had a sanctioned bout in 1949 with a real life Bear..

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By *tr8MrEMan
5 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Cocaine bear is loosely based on a true story

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By *lue collar bi guyMan
5 weeks ago

the shire

Schindler didn't actually have a list.

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By *bitofaslutWoman
5 weeks ago

Cannock

There's a word for the doodles monks made in their manuscripts. Marginalia.

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By *allwirral995Man
5 weeks ago

Wirral

Ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises.

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By *alcolm XtraMan
5 weeks ago

Northfleet

Forebears is not a comprehensive list.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
5 weeks ago

walsall

"Schindler didn't actually have a list.

But he did have a lift

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By *effdelightMan
5 weeks ago

Grimsby

"Ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises. "
and the females have two vaginas. They direct the ducks they don't fancy into the dud one.

The reason drakes penis is helical is because they copulate by uninvitedly and it's harder to pull off a corkscrew cock.

Rapist bastards

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By *icolerobbieCouple
5 weeks ago

walsall

"There is also a fabled 10th species.. 'care'

You forgot about the 11th "thread""

And 12th….. gummy

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By *lue collar bi guyMan
5 weeks ago

the shire

"Schindler didn't actually have a list.

But he did have a lift"

Turns out it wasn't enamelwear his factory was making after all.

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By *lue collar bi guyMan
5 weeks ago

the shire

"There is also a fabled 10th species.. 'care'

You forgot about the 11th "thread"

And 12th….. gummy"

Why has no-one remembered the most important one. There is a plethora on fab everyday for all to see.

The. Bear BUM.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
5 weeks ago

Markfield

Rupert Bear too!

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By *rymedownunderMan
5 weeks ago

London/Australia

"Ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises. "

I think only the male one's

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
5 weeks ago

Willenhall

There are more aeroplanes on the sea floor than there are submarines in the sky.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
5 weeks ago

Leeds

If you rub a mink and a stoat together. You can create enough energy to power a small electric steam boat for 27 minutes.

The mr

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By *allnHandsome12Man
5 weeks ago

Teesside

Australia is the size of the moon

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By *allySlinkyWoman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

If you rub a stoat and a mink together do you create a stink ?

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By *leaningdutiesMan
5 weeks ago

South London

Gil Scott-Heron's father was the first black player to play for Celtic

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By *leaningdutiesMan
5 weeks ago

South London

Jonathan Spector's (ex manchester united, West Ham and Birmingham fottoballer) grandfather, Art Spector, was an NBA basketball player and the first player to be signed by the Boston Celtics in 1946, which led to him becoming known as the "Original Celtic"

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By *bitofaslutWoman
5 weeks ago

Cannock

"If you rub a mink and a stoat together. You can create enough energy to power a small electric steam boat for 27 minutes.

The mr "

I've had ferrets and this is very believable.

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By *ny1localMan
5 weeks ago

READING

"Rupert Bear too!"
and yogi.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

Bear Gryll

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By *allySlinkyWoman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

s !

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
5 weeks ago

North West

Should have renamed this to the bear thread 🤔

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By *uttercupWoman
5 weeks ago

Borders

Giraffes sleep on average 30 minutes a day🦒

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By *allySlinkyWoman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

"Should have renamed this to the bear thread 🤔 "

We'll bear with you !

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

You forgot Pom Bears!!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

Bears have the largest relative brain size of any carnivore

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Yogi Bear

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By *allnHandsome12Man
5 weeks ago

Teesside

Running at a black bear to try and intimidate it will lead to being ripped apart, it’s not backing down

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By *allySlinkyWoman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

If it's brown, lie down

If it's black, fight back

If it's white, goodnight

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Running at a black bear to try and intimidate it will lead to being ripped apart, it’s not backing down"

Similar thing, if you cover yourself in the piss of a juvenile bear to mask your human scent and walk into bear country you will probably just stink of bear piss until you get ripped apart.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"If it's brown, lie down

If it's black, fight back

If it's white, goodnight "

And if it's Grylls

Prepare for the thrills

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Should have renamed this to the bear thread 🤔 "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *allySlinkyWoman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

" cover yourself in the piss of a juvenile bear to mask your human scent "

Is this why it's called Eau de Toilette ?

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By *adbod2godbodMan
5 weeks ago

Manchester

The average American is fatter than the average American pig, by body fat %

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

It's a tigers body that is stripey not it's fur

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By *iamond couple twoCouple
5 weeks ago

Wakefield

Bear boobs ?

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By *elloWoman
5 weeks ago

alpha centauri

There are currently over 500 varieties of carrot in the world.

They were originally purple or yellow. Thanks to centuries of breeding, the orange colour has become dominant.

I hate the taste of carrots

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By *allnHandsome12Man
5 weeks ago

Teesside

"If it's brown, lie down

If it's black, fight back

If it's white, goodnight "

Same outcome every time mind

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"If it's brown, lie down

If it's black, fight back

If it's white, goodnight

Same outcome every time mind"

I beg to differ. Leonardo Di Caprio only got bummed and went on to live a bit in the Revenant using

If it's a grizzly

Look hot and sizzly

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By *allnHandsome12Man
5 weeks ago

Teesside

"If it's brown, lie down

If it's black, fight back

If it's white, goodnight

Same outcome every time mind

I beg to differ. Leonardo Di Caprio only got bummed and went on to live a bit in the Revenant using

If it's a grizzly

Look hot and sizzly"

Ah of course, how could I forget a bare behind is a bears kryptonite

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By *he MinionMan
5 weeks ago

"Australia is the size of the moon"

Almost.

Australia is wider than the moon.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

" how could I forget a bare behind is a bears kryptonite"

Do Moon bears moon ?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
5 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

" how could I forget a bare behind is a bears kryptonite

Do Moon bears moon ?"

Do Panda bears panda (sic)

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By *allnHandsome12Man
5 weeks ago

Teesside

" how could I forget a bare behind is a bears kryptonite

Do Moon bears moon ?"

Ohh what’s a moon bear?

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By *avie65Man
5 weeks ago

In the west.

There was a new species of bear discovered recently but I’ll be damned if I can remember what it is called.

If you bear with me I’m sure it will come back to me.

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By *iscoDougMan
5 weeks ago

London

Ken Barlow & Mike Baldwin once got high off KET, stole a tour bus & drove through a McDonalds drive-thru at 2 in the morning in Doncaster laughing like teenagers. The papers didn't report it at the time due out of respect to Ken. Best Corrie story I've ever heard.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

" The papers didn't report it at the time due out of respect to Ken. "

The papers didn't have much respect for Ken Barlow/William Roach when they nicknamed him cockroach for his predatory behaviour

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By *eoBloomsMan
5 weeks ago

Springfield

"If it's brown, lie down

If it's black, fight back

If it's white, goodnight "

If it's hairy, say Hail Mary.

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By *agic.MMan
5 weeks ago

Orpington

Female lions when in heat have sex up to 12 times a day and if their male partners can't continue the lioness bites their testicles to stimulate them 😐... this must be why so many women call themselves "lioness"

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
5 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Female lions when in heat have sex up to 12 times a day and if their male partners can't continue the lioness bites their testicles to stimulate them 😐... this must be why so many women call themselves "lioness""

🤣🤣

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By *ongAndThick123Man
5 weeks ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 27/03/25 09:26:27]

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By *ongAndThick123Man
5 weeks ago

Leeds

On a similar note - I only just learned that a female cat can have a single litter of kittens to multiple fathers

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By *allySlinkyWoman
5 weeks ago

Leeds

On a similar note - I only just learned that a female cat can have a single litter of kittens to multiple fathers"

So can a woman having twins or triplets,etc

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By *aturefit62Man
5 weeks ago

derby

"Ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises. and the females have two vaginas. They direct the ducks they don't fancy into the dud one.

The reason drakes penis is helical is because they copulate by uninvitedly and it's harder to pull off a corkscrew cock.

Rapist bastards"

The drakes also drown the females in the process sometimes

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