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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
18 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

The story of a man from Leeds whose daughter is abducted on a day trip to Rotherham.

What other movies can be regionalised?

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

A group of football fans look on the bright side as they hope that one day Rochdale will return to the Football League.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotland Mind

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By *anielpiercedMan
18 weeks ago

Return of T'Jedi

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

An angel is sent from Dalkeith to help a desperately frustrated motorist by showing him what his journey would have been like if the Forth Bridge had never existed.

It's a Wonderful Fife.

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

A janitor at MIT has a gift for mathematics, but needs help from the ghost of Oliver Cromwell to find direction in his life.

Good Will Huntingdon.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
18 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

The Shaw Shank Redemption

The compelling story of a north Manchester butchers shop's road to perfection after receiving a 4star hygiene rating.

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

A fly on the wall documentary about what exactly goes on in South Yorkshire after sunset.

Donny Darko.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
18 weeks ago

North West

Six criminals are hired to steal water in a heist in Derbyshire. One of them is an undercover United Utilities worker. Ladybower Reservoir Dogs.

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

Geoff Lebowski from North East Lincolnshire is mistaken for Jeff "the Dude" Lebowski in this low budget remake.

The Brigg Lebowski.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
18 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Police Academical

Police procedural centering on matchday policing in a southern Scottish town.

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

One does not simply walk into Mordor - one has to take the A505.

The Lord of the Ring Road.

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By *oodmessMan
18 weeks ago

yumsville

Chain smoking Cockney pulls women and shoots people for love of Harry.

James Bond

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
18 weeks ago

North West

"One does not simply walk into Mordor - one has to take the A505.

The Lord of the Ring Road."

If I didn't fancy you before, I do now! 😍😂👌

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

"One does not simply walk into Mordor - one has to take the A505.

The Lord of the Ring Road.

If I didn't fancy you before, I do now! 😍😂👌"

😂😍

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
18 weeks ago

North West

A group of sixth formers from a northern mining town try and get their end away.

Wigan Pie (the North Stand sequel)

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

Heathcliff wanders a bit too far in the mist and ends up near Whitby.

Wuthering Sleights

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By *ea monkeyMan
18 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

When someone is being charged a huge rate of interest in their loan, they look to see who did it; the usural suspects

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
18 weeks ago

North West

An intrepid explorer sets off to find a new watering hole for the human race.

InterStella™

This one plays after the previous film, "Wetherspoons Heights"

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
18 weeks ago

North West

The Thomas Crown Point Affair. A man with hundreds of pounds in the bank steals artwork from a McDonald's in Denton.

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

Daniel Day-Lewis gives perhaps the greatest, certainly the most exotic performance of his career as a York bar owner in the early 20th century, who opens a tavern on the banks of the River Ouse.

There Will Be Flood.

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By *ea monkeyMan
18 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Someone is dumping bodies in a West Country river; Severn

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By *oeBeansMan
18 weeks ago

Derby

The Mayor of a North-East city desperately attempts to get some Mackems into construction against their will. The Bridge Over The River Tyne

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
18 weeks ago

North West

A bunch of Fabbers witness a group deal gone bad.

No Cuntry for Old Men

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By *entlemanFoxMan
18 weeks ago

North East / London

Love triangle Northern England:

Sharon Tracy Carlisle

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

Omar Sharif plays a young doctor who is trying to find the best price for his weekend getaway to the Quantocks.

Dr Trivago.

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By *oeBeansMan
18 weeks ago

Derby

A bunch of wizards visit a landmark desperate to unearth the magic behind it. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stonehenge.

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By *ea monkeyMan
18 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

An animated feature film of a Belgian detective, and their dog In Leeds that delves into the mystery of the item that went missing from the tin; Tin’tin Tin

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
18 weeks ago

North West

"An animated feature film of a Belgian detective, and their dog In Leeds that delves into the mystery of the item that went missing from the tin; Tin’tin Tin "

👏👏👏

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
18 weeks ago

North West

Death finds himself in a human body working on a fairground selling donuts and wearing a Kiss Me Quick hat. Meet Joe Blackpool.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
18 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Wor Horse

An ownership dispute gets murderous in the upper echelons of Redcar society.

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

Shoppers in Birmingham start rioting after early closing catches them out.

Raging Bullring.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
18 weeks ago

North West

Points failure on the West Coast Mainline sees a group of passengers held hostage.

Manchester-Euston Express (calling at Crewe, Stafford, Rugby and Milton Keynes Central)

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By *eoBloomsMan
18 weeks ago

Springfield

Gunfight at the Scottish Parliament.

Once Upon a Time in Holyrood

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By *lynJMan
18 weeks ago

Morden

"A bunch of Fabbers witness a group deal gone bad.

No Cuntry for Old Men"

A follow up to the same group who find their preferred Indian restaurant has closed.

No Curry for Old Men

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By *ou only live onceMan
18 weeks ago

London

A gruff Yorkshireman finds fame following a TV reality show but realises it's not all it cracked up to be in...

The Talented Mr Ripley

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By *eyond PurityCouple
18 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Stephen King recruits Ant and Dec for his new book adaption - The Fog on the Tyne

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By *ermite12ukMan
18 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

The Red Brothers.

Two colour blind and sunburnt bro's. (One fresh out of prison.) Embark on a mission, to help their local church raise some capital.

The slightly fucked up, the absolute asshole and the one that fell out of the ugly tree and got smacked by every branch on the way down.

The Good, The Bad & Da Ugly.

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
18 weeks ago

Carlisle

Yam Alone

A lal lad is left at yam whilst his family go off to see his aunty and uncle in far away Manchester.

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By *allnHandsome12Man
18 weeks ago

Teesside

So disappointed this wasn’t about the PlayStation game.

As you were.

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By *illy IdolMan
18 weeks ago

Midlands

Charlie, a young boy from an impoverished family, and four other children win a tour of an amazing crisp factory run by an imaginative crispatier, Gary Lineker

Charlie and the crisp factory.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Not in your area

"So disappointed this wasn’t about the PlayStation game.

As you were."

I feel catfished tbh

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By *allnHandsome12Man
18 weeks ago

Teesside

"So disappointed this wasn’t about the PlayStation game.

As you were.

I feel catfished tbh"

Same, still feeling the initial let down so I’m on the drive home wondering how it happened again

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
18 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Spirited Howay

Four friends re-unite, with the ghost of their recently deceased friend, for a final night on the Toon

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Not in your area

"So disappointed this wasn’t about the PlayStation game.

As you were.

I feel catfished tbh

Same, still feeling the initial let down so I’m on the drive home wondering how it happened again"

The gallery made me think I was getting Tekken, but when I turned up at the house all I got was Battle Arena Toshinden..

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

Jor-El and his wife Lara send their baby son to Earth but an asteroid sends him spinning off course, eventually landing in North Somerset.

Weston-super-man

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

A betting shop in the Potteries starts selling the local delicacy, angering local traders. A Mexican stand off ensues.

Gunfight at the Oatcake Coral.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Outside any job centre in the uk.

Lock, stock and two smoking chavs

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By *ea monkeyMan
18 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A gritty film about cold weather sheet metal repairs by a Russian assassin; The Winter solder

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

A group of walkers stroll from Hessle to Filey but feel unfulfilled at the end of it all.

The Wold Is Not Enough.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield

Max and his mates take risks traversing Bolton stealing milk.

Mad Max: Bury Road

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By *illy IdolMan
18 weeks ago

Midlands

A race against time for a Welsh farmer to track down his missing price winning sheep.

The Curious Case of Benjamin's Mutton.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

The noir story of a retired detective called back to track down a group of renegade athletes barred from participating in the Swindon to Oxford marathon.

Its...

Lechlade Runner

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

At the start of the golden age of Hollywood, a long time ago, in a galaxy of stars far, far away...

A plucky group of street walkers fight to destroy the monopoly of a celebrity-lookalike prostitution empire. Operating from a hidden base in a shabby motel, they've been winning a growing number of contracts.

It's...

Star Whores

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield

South London will never be the same again, dammit, after trans sexual Transylvanian family uproot motorbike boy and his girlfriend alongside newly engaged college kids during science experiment gone wrong. Breaking news. Storm disaster leaves wheelchair user stranded.

The Brockley Horror picture show.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Central

Andy Burnham and a host of others, go out at night, in this dark Pennine-noir, The Manchesturian Candidate

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Bit niche this one. A "donga" is a dry gully formed by soil erosion and often an indication of poor farming practices. So...

A moving story of life in a Northen Kwazulu-Natal farming town, chronicling the loss of thay way of life, and its effects on the family.

It's...

How Brown Was My Donga

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"South London will never be the same again, dammit, after trans sexual Transylvanian family uproot motorbike boy and his girlfriend alongside newly engaged college kids during science experiment gone wrong. Breaking news. Storm disaster leaves wheelchair user stranded.

The Brockley Horror picture show. "

🤣

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield

The Brockley Horror picture show.

🤣"

Thought you might like that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
18 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Hugh Grant gets severely frustrated on his morning attempt to get his son to school through Milton Keynes...

Roundabout A Boy .

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By *eoBloomsMan
18 weeks ago

Springfield

Great thread OP 👏 👏

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

The Brockley Horror picture show.

🤣

Thought you might like that

I rather do. I shivered in antici...

...pation.

Very nicely done.

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By *eoBloomsMan
18 weeks ago

Springfield

Former hit man goes on rampage of revenge after baggage handlers lose his dog's luggage.

Gat Wick

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

In ancient Rome, a heroic general must decide whether or not to overcome his fear of cunnilingus, and orally pleasure the Emperor's sister, who he's known since their youth, and who may, or may not, have had a child by him.

It's...

Glad He Ate Her

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

Two surfers park their vehicle at a popular seaside town in North Cornwall, but return to find it missing.

Bude, Where's My Car?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

* are you not entertained?

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By *nterblueMan
18 weeks ago

manchester

Barista gets stuck in a time loop creating latte art for premiership footballer clientele who fail to recognise the talent. Can the caffeinated cycle be broken?

Alderley Edge Of Tomorrow

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

A beloved cartoon character dies after a severe case of seafood poisoning in a picturesque Cornish town.

Looe Killed Roger Rabbit.

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By *eoBloomsMan
18 weeks ago

Springfield

Road trip movie where the protagonist sets fire to his car at the end of the M4

Burn After Reading

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield

"* are you not entertained? "

I am, Spar (shopping) - take us?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
18 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

A crack team of overly flamboyant early 20th century posh aristocrats are sent in to retrieve downed soldiers.

Blackhawk Downtown Abbey

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
18 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

A heart warming animated tale about a shy fish who struggles to overcome his shyness and woo the love of his life ...

A Quiet Plaice .

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A top spy suffers sever frostbite after having to immerse his hand in freezing water to punch in the keycodes to disarm an villainous megalomaniac's doomsday device.

It's...

Coldfinger

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
18 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

A Manchester inventor accidentally shrinks his own brother, hilarity ensues.

Honey, I Shrunk Our Kid!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield

Tube train filled with books apparently spontaneously combusts. Act of terror? Espionage? Insider threat? Conspiracy theorists reminisce in an underground world gone paperless.

Farringdon 451

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

"A Manchester inventor accidentally shrinks his own brother, hilarity ensues.

Honey, I Shrunk Our Kid!

😂

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
18 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Is anyone else just sitting back and enjoying the mighty wordplay tussle between Beef and Nude Law?

I’m definitely not doing that.

(faps in corner)

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By *illy IdolMan
18 weeks ago

Midlands

"Is anyone else just sitting back and enjoying the mighty wordplay tussle between Beef and Nude Law?

I’m definitely not doing that.

(faps in corner)"

🙋‍♂️ I can't help but keep checking in

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

Yorkshire shipbuilder Anic lives up to all available stereotypes by cutting corners and using cheap materials, causing his latest vessel to sink without trace.

Tight Anic.

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By *eoBloomsMan
18 weeks ago

Springfield

"Is anyone else just sitting back and enjoying the mighty wordplay tussle between Beef and Nude Law?

I’m definitely not doing that.

(faps in corner)"

Well lots of other people have made great contributions but guess they don't count. 🤣

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A Scottish artist puts on an exhibition in Glasgow of paintings mocking various aspects of Scots' national life.

Its...

Brave Art

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
18 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Is anyone else just sitting back and enjoying the mighty wordplay tussle between Beef and Nude Law?

I’m definitely not doing that.

(faps in corner)

Well lots of other people have made great contributions but guess they don't count. 🤣"

I didn’t say that, Leo.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A group of posh students get hammered on a night out in Cowley.

It's...

Oxford Booze

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By *illy IdolMan
18 weeks ago

Midlands

"Is anyone else just sitting back and enjoying the mighty wordplay tussle between Beef and Nude Law?

I’m definitely not doing that.

(faps in corner)

Well lots of other people have made great contributions but guess they don't count. 🤣

I didn’t say that, Leo. "

Funniest forumite has gone to his head 😱😉

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Two kinky swingers dressed as cats relate their adventures shagging their way around the Formula One circuit.

It's...

The Fast and the Furry Us

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
18 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Andy Burnham and a host of others, go out at night, in this dark Pennine-noir, The Manchesturian Candidate"

This was the sequel to the critically acclaimed film of the bucket hat wearing gorilla walking northerner applying for a job (I know I know).

The Mancunian Candidate.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
18 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

A Man's legal struggle to sue a Supermarket that sold him a faulty foot spa that electrocuted his feet ..

Lidl Shop of Horrors .

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
18 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Is anyone else just sitting back and enjoying the mighty wordplay tussle between Beef and Nude Law?

I’m definitely not doing that.

(faps in corner)

Well lots of other people have made great contributions but guess they don't count. 🤣

I didn’t say that, Leo.

Funniest forumite has gone to his head 😱😉"

Who’s the funniest forumite?

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
18 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

A visually stunning IMAX documentary on the geology of the Jurassic Coast.

Rocky

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

Man moves to a famous Cheshire railway town but instantly regrets it.

He's Just Not That Into Crewe

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A fabulous tgirl, riding on a luxury coach trip to exciting places, gets stuck into a range of expensive puddings from Mark's and Spencer's.

It's...

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert

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By *nterblueMan
18 weeks ago

manchester

Cary Grant mistakenly goes to the wrong train station in Wigan and ends up in Glasgow.

North by Wigan Northwestern

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

Clark Gable has a dodgy curry in Pendle, with the worst possible results.

Colne With The Wind.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A Romano-British immigrant farmer invents the forerunner of Wensleydale.

It's...

Julius Cheeser

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A pair of mismatched cops from the big city clean up the mean streets of a Shropshire town.

It's...

The Taming of the Shrewsbury

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
18 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

A colossal struggle between 2 communities. Flat cap wearing whippet breeding men armed to the teeth with shepherds crooks take on the renowned working men with short arms and long pockets in

Gangs of York

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A Scottish peer belches in the face of the king after an ill-advised visit to a fast food outlet on his way to the palace.

It's...

Mac Breath

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
18 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Hipsters, fleeing high avacado prices in central London, find a portal to a parallel dimension hidden at the back of a quirky second hand book shop in a dilapidated Kent seaside town.

Both become gentrified.

Margate

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A group of Stockton lads on a night out run into trouble when their car breaks down on the bridge over the Tees while they're driving to a club in Redcar. It's a mistake. It's one party too many. It's...

A Bridge To Redcar

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
18 weeks ago

North West

A far-right supremacist develops an inseparable bond with a wild horse.

White Beauty.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Hipsters, fleeing high avacado prices in central London, find a portal to a parallel dimension hidden at the back of a quirky second hand book shop in a dilapidated Kent seaside town.

Both become gentrified.

Margate

Wasn't there a television spinoff where they brought the portal back to London and used it as a base for further adventures in gentrification?

I think it was...

Margate SW1

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A group of Afrikaner Nationalists plot the return of Apartheid during a d*unken braai one festive season.

It's...

White Christmas

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A group of astronauts celebrate after discovering a wormhole to a planet that will become humanity's new home.

It's...

Into Stella

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

The rise of a Whitby fisherman's son to control the fishing industry across the North East of England.

It's...

The Codfather

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"A group of astronauts celebrate after discovering a wormhole to a planet that will become humanity's new home.

It's...

Into Stella"

Oh crao, it's already been done... and better. 🙄

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By *ecky and justCouple
18 weeks ago

Godalming

😂

These are all genius..!

Struggling to come up with any.

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By *aizyWoman
18 weeks ago

west midlands

"😂

These are all genius..!

Struggling to come up with any. "

Same! Really enjoyed reading them all

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
18 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Julia Roberts & Denzel Washington become embroiled in a sinister plot to steal valuable birds from a zoo !!

The Pelican Thief.

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By *ickshawedCouple
18 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

A policeman has to use a fellow cop with the proper accent to infiltrate the local coal mining gangs

Black Country Klansman

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Tom Cruise is a US Marine chef, battling against the odds to feed an impossibly large number of soldiers on the battlefield in a makeshift field kitchen. Jack Nicholson is the intractable general who insists his men won't be fed hard tack and MRIs.

It's...

A Few Food Men

("The tooth? You can't handle the tooth!")

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

Gwyneth Paltrow puts an offer in for a house in south Sheffield, but is gazumped at the last minute.

The film then rewinds and the scene is replaced, except now the offer has been accepted.

The film continues, alternating between the two storylines in which different events ensue.

Sliding Dores.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
18 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Michael Myers escapes from a mental hospital and returns to the quiet market town in the West Midlands to kill again.

Halesowen

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
18 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Ken Loach directs this gritty drama. As the draw of cheap European flights and guaranteed sunshine puts pressure on the livelihoods of the seasonal workers in a North Somerset town, a young boy makes friends with a herring gull.

All Quiet on the Weston Front

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By *aven3Man
18 weeks ago

Stoford

"The Shaw Shank Redemption

The compelling story of a north Manchester butchers shop's road to perfection after receiving a 4star hygiene rating.

oh dear! Calling Shaw ,"north Manchester".It's Oldham.

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
18 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"The Shaw Shank Redemption

The compelling story of a north Manchester butchers shop's road to perfection after receiving a 4star hygiene rating.

oh dear! Calling Shaw ,"north Manchester".It's Oldham."

Thanks for the geography lesson Vasco da Gama 👍. Last time I checked Oldham was part of Greater Manchester.

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

Two forumites attend a frat house party, but end up arguing about unitary boundaries.

Oldham School.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
18 weeks ago

North West

"The Shaw Shank Redemption

The compelling story of a north Manchester butchers shop's road to perfection after receiving a 4star hygiene rating.

oh dear! Calling Shaw ,"north Manchester".It's Oldham."

That was your contribution to this thread? Wonderful.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
18 weeks ago

North West

"Two forumites attend a frat house party, but end up arguing about unitary boundaries.

Oldham School."

👌😂

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By *eyond PurityCouple
18 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

A group of school leavers all want to get laid so they go to the pier and one fucks his mates mum.

Wigan Pie (and peas 👀)

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

A priest gets relocated from inner city London to the East Yorkshire coast, with hilarious results.

Father of the Brid.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
18 weeks ago

North West

A young child is neglected by their parents and spends Christmas in a windswept Travelodge, all alone. Seagulls nick the ice cream they buy with the last few quid on Dad's prepaid debit card.

Home Alone: Lost in New Brighton

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By *ulieAndBeef OP Couple
18 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Slow cinema masterpiece, focusing on the sheep farming on the west of Scotland's costal lowlands.

Ayr Plain

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Excitement and martial arts in a coastal town as Kurt Russel takes on a gang smuggling in cheap zimmer frames from Taiwan.

It's...

Big Trouble in Littlehampton

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By *illy IdolMan
18 weeks ago

Midlands

A retired balloon salesman from Wensleydale fulfills his lifelong dream of travelling to Norwich, by tying balloons to his cottage.

Ey Up!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
18 weeks ago

North West

A church tower is the venue for a scary slasher horror film.

Kill Bell

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
18 weeks ago

Markfield

Four children make a magical diversion in otherwise boring shopping day out. Never to return home again this unsolved mystery opens the chronicles.

IKEA, the Witch and the wardrobes.

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By *avie65Man
18 weeks ago

In the west.

Just a tale of everyday folk laughing, joking, loving everyone and generally making merry.

Happyenders.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
18 weeks ago

North West

The aforementioned children become so exhausted that they need a rest.

Sit By Me (in a POÄNG)

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By *illy IdolMan
18 weeks ago

Midlands

A Leicester City police officer tries to save his estranged wife and several others taken hostage by terrorists during a Christmas party at the Pukka Pie factory in Syston.

Pie 'ard

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By *lynJMan
18 weeks ago

Morden

"Stephen King recruits Ant and Dec for his new book adaption - The Fog on the Tyne

Soundtrack by Lindisfarne. 😁

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
18 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A dark and dreary tale of the decline of a North Somerset coastal town after the pier starts charging £2 entry and all the tourists stop coming, the chippies and arcades close down and even the fucking seagulls sod off down to Minehead.

"All Quiet on the Weston Front"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"A dark and dreary tale of the decline of a North Somerset coastal town after the pier starts charging £2 entry and all the tourists stop coming, the chippies and arcades close down and even the fucking seagulls sod off down to Minehead.

"All Quiet on the Weston Front""

Must be a remake... 😛

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By *esthetic21Man
18 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Eddie Gordo wins 🏆

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