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By *aptain V OP Man
8 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester

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By *aveyougotmymarblesMan
8 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Sends a dick pic

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By *end1Man
8 weeks ago

southend on sea

Wipes his cock on the curtains 😊

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
8 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Uses the phrase " cum for daddy "

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By *issmorganWoman
8 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Sends a cringey graphic messages, detailing what they'd do to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Who cannot string a sentence together..

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
8 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Meet now this very minute

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
8 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Arrogant

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By *aptain V OP Man
8 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester

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By *amesboroMan
8 weeks ago

Teesside

Stinks !!

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By *inx_xxWoman
8 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Still has his socks on

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By *ampireLoveMan
8 weeks ago

Essex

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By *ampireLoveMan
8 weeks ago

Essex

That calls her by the wrong name

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By *ampireLoveMan
8 weeks ago

Essex

Calls her buddy, pal, mate, champ, fatso?

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By *ife NinjaMan
8 weeks ago

Dunfermline

My face pic 🤓

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By *ldbutrandyMan
8 weeks ago

West Midlands

"Still has his socks on"

I keep my socks on so I don't have to wipe my cock on the curtains 😏

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By *ed FlameWoman
8 weeks ago

South Gloucestershire

"Still has his socks on"

This

And a toilet in their pictures 📸

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
8 weeks ago

North West mainly. Sometimes London/SouthWest

Who has hobbit feet

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
8 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

"Meet now this very minute

Sorry I can't kwet this very minute

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By *aptain V OP Man
8 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Meet now this very minute

Sorry I can't meet this very minute lol

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By *issmorganWoman
8 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Bad teeth.

Or long dirty nails.

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By *illy-ButcherMan
8 weeks ago

Brigstock

Breathes?

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By *bitofaslutWoman
8 weeks ago

Cannock

"I r dominate. Bedn ova."

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By *oml and mwgcCouple
8 weeks ago

Birstall

Smokes

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By *iss DevilWoman
8 weeks ago

Bedford

Uses text speak! Or expects me to be in lingerie, stockings, stilettos and full make up when we meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Has my mug 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Has a big toe shorter than the one next to it

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby

Proposes on a first date

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"Proposes on a first date"

Disagree. Ready to be a wife, Joe. Let’s date

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Watermouth

Expects to be in command

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Who wants to cuddle...

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By *infullyObedientWoman
8 weeks ago

Woodley

Tells me all the rough things they are going to do to me because I'm sub without talking boundaries or even a hello

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By *ansoffateMan
8 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Isn't fully charged

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby

"Proposes on a first date

Disagree. Ready to be a wife, Joe. Let’s date "

But I don't meet the criteria of old man with a heart problem

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By *eliWoman
8 weeks ago

Thumbs ups everything.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"Has a big toe shorter than the one next to it "

OK fess-up, how many people looked straight at their feet?!!! 🦶

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By * F 2018Couple
8 weeks ago

shropshire

Sends a dick pic

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

No doubt this one will fill up quick. So I won't be too negative. But you know when you're in the heat of the moment and a guy says something a bit daft.. yea that.

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By *ofusplusCouple
8 weeks ago

Manchester

Is cheating

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By *ansoffateMan
8 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"No doubt this one will fill up quick. So I won't be too negative. But you know when you're in the heat of the moment and a guy says something a bit daft.. yea that. "

What like: fancy a kebab after this or more...

I love you 🥰

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Is condescending.

Or calls himself daddy, or you baby girl, when you're in your fifties.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"No doubt this one will fill up quick. So I won't be too negative. But you know when you're in the heat of the moment and a guy says something a bit daft.. yea that.

What like: fancy a kebab after this or more...

I love you 🥰"

I'll take the kebab.. but "I love you" and "do you like that?" or similar.. instant turn offs

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By *mmaleiaWoman
8 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Calls me baby girl 🤮

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By *KentMan
8 weeks ago

Canterbury

Managing to spell their location incorrectly.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
8 weeks ago

Holibobs

Is a Drama Llama

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By *andC1000Couple
8 weeks ago

Ashford

"Bad teeth.

Or long dirty nails. "

This

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By *isskxxyvWoman
8 weeks ago

Reading

"No doubt this one will fill up quick. So I won't be too negative. But you know when you're in the heat of the moment and a guy says something a bit daft.. yea that.

What like: fancy a kebab after this or more...

I love you 🥰

I'll take the kebab.. but "I love you" and "do you like that?" or similar.. instant turn offs

I love when they say ‘do you like that’ in correct situations 🥵🙈

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By *viatrixWoman
8 weeks ago

Redhill

Expects said woman in amazing lingerie and they rock up in “casual” attire, with zero thought on wanting to make a good impression.

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By *aloma PicassoWoman
8 weeks ago

Waterford city

Lies about his age.

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By *ecretxLoverWoman
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

Says he can lick you out for hours

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
8 weeks ago

Bristol

"Says he can lick you out for hours

5 minutes at best, with a break to catch our breath

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"No doubt this one will fill up quick. So I won't be too negative. But you know when you're in the heat of the moment and a guy says something a bit daft.. yea that.

What like: fancy a kebab after this or more...

I love you 🥰

I'll take the kebab.. but "I love you" and "do you like that?" or similar.. instant turn offs

I love when they say ‘do you like that’ in correct situations 🥵🙈"

I'm probably just being a naggy Annie

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
8 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Tells her those jeans make her bum look big.

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By *ansoffateMan
8 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"No doubt this one will fill up quick. So I won't be too negative. But you know when you're in the heat of the moment and a guy says something a bit daft.. yea that.

What like: fancy a kebab after this or more...

I love you 🥰

I'll take the kebab.. but "I love you" and "do you like that?" or similar.. instant turn offs

I love when they say ‘do you like that’ in correct situations 🥵🙈

I'm probably just being a naggy Annie

I think you both make very valid points, it's situational.

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By *uffnmuffCouple
8 weeks ago

London

"Uses the phrase " cum for daddy ""

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By *aptain V OP Man
6 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Says he can lick you out for hours

Only if you want me to

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
6 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Asks her "do you like that" 😳🤢

Or "I can lick for hours" 🤣

Mr PF 😀

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
6 weeks ago

the moon

Keeps whinging

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By *awpleasureMan
6 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

Picks his nose and flicks the bogey at you

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By *vaRoseWoman
6 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Wants to be called Daddy

Wants to call me mummy

Mansplains

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By *inkycouplev2Couple
6 weeks ago

Morpeth

Sends a pic of a clearly unwashed cock 🤮

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By *r TriomanMan
6 weeks ago

Somewhere Southwest

That doesn't send them a well thought out funny, friendly, descriptive, entertaining messages in response to their "will fill out later" profile text.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

😆

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Chichester

That doesn’t laugh at their bad humour

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By *ohn 66Man
6 weeks ago

South Birmingham

"Proposes on a first date"

Proposes what?

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
6 weeks ago

the moon

"Proposes on a first date

Proposes what?

Anal ?

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By *ohn 66Man
6 weeks ago

South Birmingham

"Wants to be called Daddy

Wants to call me mummy

Mansplains"

For those who don't know, mansplaining is when a man assumes that someone else, usually a woman, doesn't understand something so they explain it for them.

I hope that helps

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
6 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Wants to be called Daddy

Wants to call me mummy

Mansplains

For those who don't know, mansplaining is when a man assumes that someone else, usually a woman, doesn't understand something so they explain it for them.

I hope that helps

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
6 weeks ago

East Sussex

Spits or sniffs.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Sadly, this is true .....

Out having light lunch and a coffee last week. I had cake because I was not in the mood for a meal and watched my lunch partner down two meals and two cakes and two drinks ....... seriously , I felt sick watching

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
6 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Exists 💜

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"Exists 💜"

Oh stop that loathing. It's bad for your complexion !

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By *odgerMooreMan
6 weeks ago

Up Your Frock!

Calls you his cuddly cum dump and then cries when he comes…

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Todger ! I'd come to the conclusion that you were going straight

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By *r.and.Mrs.DSCouple
6 weeks ago

Somewhere in Neverland

Wants to be called/calls himself Daddy.

Calls me a "good girl" Idk what it is, but it creeps me out 🤢

Insists he's a "nice guy" 🚩

Says my name too much.

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By *alcon2Man
6 weeks ago

North

wears short trousers with sandals with socks..

(converse trainers with socks works though.)

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By *alcon2Man
6 weeks ago

North

sports a physics -defying, 8th wonder-of- the-world type comb over..

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By *odgerMooreMan
6 weeks ago

Up Your Frock!

"Todger ! I'd come to the conclusion that you were going straight "

Always been straight… orientation wise… but utterly corrupt morally

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By *ansoffateMan
6 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"That doesn't send them a well thought out funny, friendly, descriptive, entertaining messages in response to their "will fill out later" profile text. "

Supply command, it's not rocket appliances. What goes around is all around. It's clear who makes the pants around here. Worst case Ontario.

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By *odgerMooreMan
6 weeks ago

Up Your Frock!

"That doesn't send them a well thought out funny, friendly, descriptive, entertaining messages in response to their "will fill out later" profile text.

Supply command, it's not rocket appliances. What goes around is all around. It's clear who makes the pants around here. Worst case Ontario."

At last an articulate post that describes the situation perfectly !!!

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By *ed FlameWoman
6 weeks ago

South Gloucestershire

"Spits or sniffs. "

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By *oni-massage-guyMan
6 weeks ago

Fareham

Posts on forums pandering to fems lol !

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By *odgerMooreMan
6 weeks ago

Up Your Frock!

"Posts on forums pandering to fems lol !"

Don’t listen to him ladies…. He’s just bitter!! Just message me instead Im a ‘nice’ guy and won’t break your heart!!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
6 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Exists 💜

Oh stop that loathing. It's bad for your complexion !"

Oh.

Is that why I'm getting a zit?

Goddamn it.

Men are great 💜

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

"Wants to be called Daddy

Wants to call me mummy

Mansplains

For those who don't know, mansplaining is when a man assumes that someone else, usually a woman, doesn't understand something so they explain it for them.

I hope that helps

😂😂😂

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By *Silver-Man
6 weeks ago

North Wales

Has a shit and bungs her toilet up

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By *2000ManMan
6 weeks ago

Worthing

Asks for a face pic, receives it and finding he is not like her favourite man "on the telly".

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands

"Wants to be called Daddy

Wants to call me mummy

Mansplains

For those who don't know, mansplaining is when a man assumes that someone else, usually a woman, doesn't understand something so they explain it for them.

I hope that helps

For mansplaining to be really effective, if the man is seated he has to spread his legs wide, lean slightly forward towards the woman he is speaking too and rest his elbows on his thighs.

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By *ansoffateMan
6 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Wants to be called Daddy

Wants to call me mummy

Mansplains

For those who don't know, mansplaining is when a man assumes that someone else, usually a woman, doesn't understand something so they explain it for them.

I hope that helps

For mansplaining to be really effective, if the man is seated he has to spread his legs wide, lean slightly forward towards the woman he is speaking too and rest his elbows on his thighs."

🧘🏻 I knew that yoga class with the feminist book club was turning me into a misogynist.

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By *unkyfella01Man
6 weeks ago

newton abbot

Doesn't smell nice

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By *inglenottsMan
6 weeks ago

derby

Talk about superheroes

Like eating Olives and Wotsits

Play the sims 4

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
6 weeks ago

little house on the praire

creep into my inbox being creepy

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By *andTWoman
6 weeks ago

Altrincham

Starts a message with ya photo of his cock

And

Once you establish a 'situation' they start play games

🤷🏼‍♂️

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By *opeycool100Man
6 weeks ago

Morley

Is Kermit feet ok😂

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
6 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

A guy who keeps his socks on during the deed

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By *odgerMooreMan
6 weeks ago

Up Your Frock!

"A guy who keeps his socks on during the deed "

Ewww socks during sex !!! No way !! ( is my duffel coat, scarf and mittens ok?)

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
6 weeks ago

Cheshire

A guy who insists he has read your profile and even though he doesn't fit the bill, decided to message anyway and try to convince you otherwise.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
6 weeks ago

Somewhere in Hampshire

Considers 'Mmmmmm' to be an enticing chat up line

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By *ackformore100Man
6 weeks ago

Tin town

Holds the door open for them

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
6 weeks ago

Reading

Doesn't know the difference between your/you're or their/there/they're

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By *ustus5555Woman
6 weeks ago

Mansfield

Starts a message with " I know I'm not what you're looking for but"

Done.

Delete.

Next.

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ustus5555Woman
6 weeks ago

Mansfield

Oh. Forgot to add.

Can we meat 🍖

🤣🤣

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
6 weeks ago

Stoke

I'm a Bull 🤢

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Watermouth

Cold hands

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By *ynamite500Man
6 weeks ago

Angus

Cries and says sorry after he's ejaculated!!🥴

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Doesn't listen to what I am saying

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By *ynamite500Man
6 weeks ago

Angus

"Doesn't listen to what I am saying "

😳

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester

Doesn't respect boundries

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester

Sends you a message telling you he's sat there "waiting to unload" or "needs to empty his balls"

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By *uttercupWoman
6 weeks ago

Borders

Bad/miserable/angry attitude. Doesn't respect boundaries, sense of entitlement ❌

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Sitting on the table

Asks to come round so they can dress up, wants me to do their make up for them and treat them like a "sissy"

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
6 weeks ago

Cambs

Faf message or anything that means they haven't even glanced at the wordy words in my bio,

Boundaries being ignored.. toilet pics

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By *all me FlikWoman
6 weeks ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

Either hasn't read the profile or potentially worse, has read the profile and decides to ignore it anyway on the basis that they don't take no for an answer.

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By *HUSH-Man
6 weeks ago

London

"Wants to be called Daddy

Wants to call me mummy

Mansplains

For those who don't know, mansplaining is when a man assumes that someone else, usually a woman, doesn't understand something so they explain it for them.

I hope that helps

😂 😂 😂

When you quote Yoda, in the Yoda voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Can anyone tell me what low key meets is I read in man bio also it said enjoys stretching 🤣🤣

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
6 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

"Can anyone tell me what low key meets is I read in man bio also it said enjoys stretching 🤣🤣"
who doesn't like a good long stretch in the morning 🤣

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Midlands

Says he usually only usually meets white women but is happy to make an exception for you 🙄

Mrs

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By *ot workman 88Man
6 weeks ago

Colchester

Want to ware you knickera

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By *ackformore100Man
6 weeks ago

Tin town

"Can anyone tell me what low key meets is I read in man bio also it said enjoys stretching 🤣🤣"

I think low key means back of the van..? No drinks no coffee no dinner

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