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By *iker Jack OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Fab myths….

Being a site supporter opens a door to non stop sex

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By *rdere OpusCouple
3 weeks ago

Brum - ish

Getting your first veri means you’ll be beating them off with a shitty stick.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

little house on the praire

lowering your standards won't get you a shag

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By *KentMan
3 weeks ago

Canterbury

Placing a remote next to your penis makes you irresistible.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"Placing a remote next to your penis makes you irresistible. "

Or a deodorant can....

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
3 weeks ago

Honeysuckle lane

Women have it easy on here

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By *illy-ButcherMan
3 weeks ago

Brigstock


"Placing a remote next to your penis makes you irresistible.

Or a deodorant can...."

Or a pack of polos

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Just because your last 6000 'Hey' messages were deleted without response, doesn't mean that the next one also won't work 💜

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By *rdere OpusCouple
3 weeks ago

Brum - ish

It’s only a sex site, so you shouldn’t be looking for (friendships, a partner, a connection - delete as appropriate)

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By *hat.coupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Dartford

Carefully worded messages get you a response, biggest lie on fab x

Mrs x

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

If you are online you are available to meet the next person who asks.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Swinging is only for couples to swap

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By *andPextraCouple
3 weeks ago

North West

People can read.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
3 weeks ago

Honeysuckle lane


"If you are online you are available to meet the next person who asks. "
agree kat

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Women get hundreds of messages a day and that's why they don't reply to yours...

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By *egDaySkipperMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Women are always right

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By *olo180Man
3 weeks ago

West London


"Carefully worded messages get you a response, biggest lie on fab x

Mrs x"

True Dat!

And having Veris make people read your profile!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
3 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Women get hundreds of messages a day and that's why they don't reply to yours..."

It's true enough if your filters are open and you're looking for single guys. Especially if you upload a photo/video or update your status.

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By *B..Woman
3 weeks ago

Wiltshire

When your online your sat in your lingerie and horny

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By *andTWoman
3 weeks ago

Altrincham


"Fab myths….

Being a site supporter opens a door to non stop sex"

An opening message with a dickpic scores plus points 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"Women get hundreds of messages a day and that's why they don't reply to yours...

It's true enough if your filters are open and you're looking for single guys. Especially if you upload a photo/video or update your status."

Et to, Julie?

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By *aissez-faireMan
3 weeks ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Cock pics open every door.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Personality is most important 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"When your online your sat in your lingerie and horny "

I’m sat around dressed in slut mode 24/7 just on the off chance you want to call in on the way home from work , pub, takeaway, while wife out shopping or on school run - and stick your unwashed smelly cock in me

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
3 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Women get hundreds of messages a day and that's why they don't reply to yours...

It's true enough if your filters are open and you're looking for single guys. Especially if you upload a photo/video or update your status.

Et to, Julie?"

Oh yes, c'est moi. I still forget which account I'm on sometimes. 🤦‍♀️

J

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

Foreskin matters when it comes to getting sex.

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By *wertyjk01Man
3 weeks ago

NW London/Kent/Midlands

[Removed by poster at 25/03/25 18:45:15]

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By *wertyjk01Man
3 weeks ago

NW London/Kent/Midlands


"When your online your sat in your lingerie and horny

I’m sat around dressed in slut mode 24/7 just on the off chance you want to call in on the way home from work , pub, takeaway, while wife out shopping or on school run - and stick your unwashed smelly cock in me "

Wait you're not... this is worse than finding out Santa isn't real

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By *RcplSldnCouple
3 weeks ago

London

Put lots of detail into your profile, so people can read it first, find out just what you are after, and if they don't fit the bill, they'll leave you alone.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Everyone is secretly bi.

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By *iker Jack OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

[Removed by poster at 25/03/25 19:00:28]

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By *iker Jack OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Be visible in the forums and you’ll get loads of messages

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By *og-ManMan
3 weeks ago

somewhere

Size doesn't matter

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By *wiggy2112Woman
3 weeks ago

some where in Yorkshire

Genuine honest guy ....but cheating on wife/partner...

Oh its fab it's not cheating hummm

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By *he Black ExperienceMan
3 weeks ago

Buckingham

Fabbing pics that say" Fab to fuck me" will definitely get you a shag.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Handles open doors

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By *olo180Man
3 weeks ago

West London


"Fabbing pics that say" Fab to fuck me" will definitely get you a shag. "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Genuine honest guy ....but cheating on wife/partner...

Oh its fab it's not cheating hummm "

It's fine, he/she has their permission

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

All women are only interested in men who are over 6ft tall, incredibly muscular with visible abs, and a 10 inch penis.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
3 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"All women are only interested in men who are over 6ft tall, incredibly muscular with visible abs, and a 10 inch penis. "

Phew! That's lucky

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By *ellinever70Woman
3 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Swingers are the best at doing the sex

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By *elly and daveCouple
3 weeks ago

gateshead

I'm ready to run out the door cause you want a quick shag!

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By *eeman400Man
3 weeks ago

nottingham

Carefully worded messages after reading the profiles get you a response, biggest myth

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By *allnHandsome12Man
3 weeks ago

Teesside

Putting straight on a profile means guys won’t message me

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Straight guys not looking for guys or TVs will never message a TV with hi gorgeous or hey babe or you free now

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By *quirrel!Man
3 weeks ago

x

….are attracted to the light!

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By *quirrel!Man
3 weeks ago

x


"….are attracted to the light! "

Oh you said myth!

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By *olo180Man
3 weeks ago

West London


"….are attracted to the light!

Oh you said myth! "

🤣🤣

We are all like moths and Fab is the light!

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby

People go to clubs to be social and if anything happens, it's a bonus!

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
3 weeks ago

Oldham

All Women have it easy.

And all men have it hard.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

If it says so on someone's profile, it's legally binding, they're not allowed to change their mind and be flexible in any way, shape or form.

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By *orny PTMan
3 weeks ago

Peterborough

FAB is fab

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
3 weeks ago

Ipswich

Over 55s have it easy on fab

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By *orny PTMan
3 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Over 55s have it easy on fab "

Only 7 months to go then?

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby


"If it says so on someone's profile, it's legally binding, they're not allowed to change their mind and be flexible in any way, shape or form."

And if the word "preference" is used, that's final and cannot be questioned ever

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By *tr8MrEMan
3 weeks ago

Shireoaks, Worksop

Every woman wants to have sex with you

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By *nnCeeWoman
3 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"It’s only a sex site, so you shouldn’t be looking for (friendships, a partner, a connection - delete as appropriate)"

We all know what we're here for, so we might as well do it with every one. After all, swingers aren't at all choosy about who they bonk!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

3 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

It's just pee.

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London


"All women are only interested in men who are over 6ft tall, incredibly muscular with visible abs, and a 10 inch penis. "

You been checking my profile out again! 🥪

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Sydney University cares massively about Karen from Bristols pics of her flaps...🥪

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Central

Any man must be better than using a toy. Only real penis is wanted, which is why we're logged in..

If it's nighttime, we must be a little tired and don't even have the energy to lift our dildo, so must be messaged as a matter of urgency

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By *ildTimes.Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester/London

Sex is shit without a connection 🥪

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By *55 ManMan
3 weeks ago

Castlerea

"Fab is now a public traded entity......."

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By *EAT..85Woman
3 weeks ago

Nottingham


"Sex is shit without a connection 🥪"

True! I've had lots of great disconnected sex in my time

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By *mmaleiaWoman
3 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Women prefer length over girth … 👀

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By *ongAndThick123Man
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

“Free?” gets you a meet

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Men can't afford to be choosy

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By *entleman JayMan
3 weeks ago

Wakefield

Women care about punctuation and grammar.

They don’t want to see c… pics but men aren’t listening.

Men love to show off their c….

I could continue.

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By *he Black ExperienceMan
3 weeks ago

Buckingham

Single guys can get membership an Chams

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By *and12Couple
3 weeks ago

flint

Because your the female of the couple your going to shaggy every single guy that asks behind your hubby's back

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By *ynamicnatureMan
3 weeks ago

Doncaster

Adding that Sydney university blurb on your profile affords you any legal protection

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By *lan157Man
3 weeks ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

When a woman views your profile but does not message she is wanting you to message her.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

All these are sooooo appropriate lol

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By *rthur WrightusMan
3 weeks ago

Round the Bend


"Handles open doors "

No no, someone above opens doors with his cock, . . . I think

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By *orthernLadCoolMan
3 weeks ago

Manchester


"Carefully worded messages get you a response, biggest lie on fab x

Mrs x"

This is so true!!

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By *each needs some creamWoman
3 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

That this is still a swinging site.

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"That this is still a swinging site. "

People on here meet 🤭😬🤓

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By *iss.BellaWoman
3 weeks ago

Wales

The male half of the couple is happy to just watch..

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By *orny PTMan
3 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Sydney University cares massively about Karen from Bristols pics of her flaps...🥪"

No, Lizzie from Muir's bum and tits.

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