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By (user no longer on site) OP
13 weeks ago

Ruler.

I have got a 9" penis. Get yer'selves ready girls, the knob man has arrived!

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By *dam1971Man
13 weeks ago

Bedford

I can use a normal ruler, I just make sure I measure from my navel to slightly beyond the tip.

Hypotenuse for winners

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Well judging by Pythagoras theory I still come up short

Triceratops is not an equation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
13 weeks ago

"I can use a normal ruler, I just make sure I measure from my navel to slightly beyond the tip.

Hypotenuse for winners

So,... You're also a 9" fabster.

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By *dam1971Man
13 weeks ago

Bedford

"I can use a normal ruler, I just make sure I measure from my navel to slightly beyond the tip.

Hypotenuse for winners

So,... You're also a 9" fabster.

We’re ok to round up, right?

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
13 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

"Ruler.

I have got a 9" penis. Get yer'selves ready girls, the knob man has arrived!

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proof a dick pic with that ruler please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
13 weeks ago

"Well judging by Pythagoras theory I still come up short

Triceratops is not an equation "

Would you like me to post you the fabled fab ruler? So you can attain an accurate measurement?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
13 weeks ago

"I can use a normal ruler, I just make sure I measure from my navel to slightly beyond the tip.

Hypotenuse for winners

So,... You're also a 9" fabster.

We’re ok to round up, right?"

Of course Sir, I am a gentleman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
13 weeks ago

"Ruler.

I have got a 9" penis. Get yer'selves ready girls, the knob man has arrived!

proof a dick pic with that ruler please

I can't unfortunately. The Fabled Fab Ruler has an engraving on it. (Send to the next man to measure else you will never get a message again)

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Well judging by Pythagoras theory I still come up short

Triceratops is not an equation

Would you like me to post you the fabled fab ruler? So you can attain an accurate measurement?

I wouldn't post just yet, Cortney's need is greater than mine 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP
13 weeks ago

"Well judging by Pythagoras theory I still come up short

Triceratops is not an equation

Would you like me to post you the fabled fab ruler? So you can attain an accurate measurement?

I wouldn't post just yet, Cortney's need is greater than mine 🤣🤣"

You are a considerate gent mate. It's ok, I'm posting it to anyway. I'm certain the lady has an inbox full of them already.

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Well judging by Pythagoras theory I still come up short

Triceratops is not an equation

Would you like me to post you the fabled fab ruler? So you can attain an accurate measurement?

I wouldn't post just yet, Cortney's need is greater than mine 🤣🤣

You are a considerate gent mate. It's ok, I'm posting it to anyway. I'm certain the lady has an inbox full of them already.

Well it certainly won't ruin my message ratio, so cool 🤣🤣

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
13 weeks ago

North West

Unfortunately, I can only count to 5

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Unfortunately, I can only count to 5

Get a grip!! 🤣🤣

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By *dam1971Man
13 weeks ago

Bedford

"Unfortunately, I can only count to 5

That’s plenty

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
13 weeks ago

North West

"Unfortunately, I can only count to 5

Get a grip!! 🤣🤣"

I can't!! My hands are too big 😱

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
13 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge

Are you sure you’re not looking at it the wrong way round and it’s really a 6 🙃

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Are you sure you’re not looking at it the wrong way round and it’s really a 6 🙃"

I told him it wasn't a good idea for him to read measurements in a mirror

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By (user no longer on site) OP
13 weeks ago

"Are you sure you’re not looking at it the wrong way round and it’s really a 6 🙃"

I measure it like an Egyptian.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
13 weeks ago

"Unfortunately, I can only count to 5

Get a grip!! 🤣🤣

I can't!! My hands are too big 😱"

Send a measurement of your two hands (One above the other to Fab Admin) Perhaps a truer Fabled Fab Ruler may be made.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
13 weeks ago

Markfield

I’ve got 12 inches but don’t use it as a rule.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I’ve got 12 inches but don’t use it as a rule. "

😖

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
13 weeks ago

North West

"Unfortunately, I can only count to 5

Get a grip!! 🤣🤣

I can't!! My hands are too big 😱

Send a measurement of your two hands (One above the other to Fab Admin) Perhaps a truer Fabled Fab Ruler may be made.

👐🏻

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By (user no longer on site) OP
13 weeks ago

"Unfortunately, I can only count to 5

Get a grip!! 🤣🤣

I can't!! My hands are too big 😱

Send a measurement of your two hands (One above the other to Fab Admin) Perhaps a truer Fabled Fab Ruler may be made.

👐🏻"

Bring on the truth. 9" on Fab, a handful but no more in RL.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
13 weeks ago

Herts

I got mine from temu, it's 13"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
13 weeks ago

Got to be one of the best profile pics ever for comic value. But no more than 12 and a quarter" That Temu ruler has fibbed to you.

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By *effdelightMan
13 weeks ago

Grimsby

Measure from navel lol?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
13 weeks ago

"Measure from navel lol?! "

That is not 9" by the Fabled Fab Ruler! It's 11"

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By *bitofaslutWoman
13 weeks ago

Cannock

"Ruler.

Special offer 2.5" for the price of one.

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