FabSwingers.com forum: Coffee shop embarrassment...

By (user no longer on site) OP
18 weeks ago

I've just stood up from enjoying a relaxing coffee in a coffee shop.

My left leg decided it was going to have a nap without telling me.

I promptly buckled, caught the table but knocked the tray to the floor. The Loud crash had all eyes on me causing me turn a shade of red that should only be on nails or lips.

I soon scuttled out dragging my embarrassment with me.

But to you I am asking when was the most inconvenient time you developed pins and needles? Xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

That's how it begins.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
18 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Oh dear op sorry to here that.

The worst place has been having sex and trying to style it out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *urves and MischiefWoman
18 weeks ago

North West

"Oh dear op sorry to here that.

The worst place has been having sex and trying to style it out"

😂😂😂. Tried that too and failed miserably

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anctionedSecretsCouple
18 weeks ago

S. Northants

In a meeting with my big bosses. Had been sat with one leg up on the other. When I went to move I had a dead leg and pins and needles. Was a little awkward to say the least.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adbod2godbodMan
18 weeks ago

Manchester

"Oh dear op sorry to here that.

The worst place has been having sex and trying to style it out"

Didn't have pins and needles but did get cramp in my calf and tried to do the same

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *umalotagainMan
18 weeks ago

a town called malice

Ever since a botched appendix op 10 years ago I get random abdominal cramps worst is during sex when the entirity of my torso goes goes into spasm

It really isn’t comfortable at all

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
18 weeks ago

Oh dear that's embarrassing... Hopefully they understood.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
18 weeks ago

"Oh dear op sorry to here that.

The worst place has been having sex and trying to style it out"

Thanks, yeah I'm over it now with a funny story. Xx

Oh dear, were you stationary for that long?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
18 weeks ago

East Sussex

It wasn't pins and needles but it was a coffee shop embarrassment

We joined a coffee club which met monthly for coffee tasting and pairing. The idea was to sip and slurp in the same way as wine tasting.

I didn't quite get the hang of it, sipped and slurped, it went down the wrong way, the whole lot shot out of my nose 😱 and all over my legs. I felt a right fool

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orphia2003Woman
18 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Prior to my spinal fusion surgery, I would lose all sensation in my legs and randomly fall over, or they would seize up leaving my unable to move.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *a LunaWoman
18 weeks ago

o o OO o o

Not pins and needles related but I did earlier accidentally ring my GP surgery asking for my dogs blood results.

🤦🏻‍♀️🐕🤦🏻‍♀️

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *obilebottomMan
18 weeks ago

All over

"Not pins and needles related but I did earlier accidentally ring my GP surgery asking for my dogs blood results.

🤦🏻‍♀️🐕🤦🏻‍♀️"

Hahaha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
18 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Not pins and needles related but I did earlier accidentally ring my GP surgery asking for my dogs blood results.

🤦🏻‍♀️🐕🤦🏻‍♀️"

Did they say you were barking up the wrong tree?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *a LunaWoman
18 weeks ago

o o OO o o

"Not pins and needles related but I did earlier accidentally ring my GP surgery asking for my dogs blood results.

🤦🏻‍♀️🐕🤦🏻‍♀️

Did they say you were barking up the wrong tree?

They said “you’ve made a howler of a mistake”

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *vaRoseWoman
18 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"Not pins and needles related but I did earlier accidentally ring my GP surgery asking for my dogs blood results.

🤦🏻‍♀️🐕🤦🏻‍♀️"

That’s made me properly chuckle 🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
18 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Not pins and needles related but I did earlier accidentally ring my GP surgery asking for my dogs blood results.

🤦🏻‍♀️🐕🤦🏻‍♀️

Did they say you were barking up the wrong tree?

They said “you’ve made a howler of a mistake”

That was a bit ruff 🤣🤣

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *55 ManMan
18 weeks ago

Castlerea

Getting out of a kayak on a beach. Got out on right side stood up, transferred weight to left leg and went down like I'd been poleaxed. Left leg was so asleep I didn't even know it was asleep. Landed across the kayak. Big noise, but no witnesses.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
18 weeks ago

"Not pins and needles related but I did earlier accidentally ring my GP surgery asking for my dogs blood results.

🤦🏻‍♀️🐕🤦🏻‍♀️"

This brightened my day. Sorry your mistake made me happy but also glad to know we're all going mad together lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
18 weeks ago

"Getting out of a kayak on a beach. Got out on right side stood up, transferred weight to left leg and went down like I'd been poleaxed. Left leg was so asleep I didn't even know it was asleep. Landed across the kayak. Big noise, but no witnesses."

If you fall and no one is around to see it, then did you ever fall at all? Lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uttercupWoman
18 weeks ago

Borders

Broke my ankle getting out of bed. Same thing happened to me as what happened to you.

Dead leg, stood up, ankle buckled.

Felt a right tit in A&E on a sunday morning explaining that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
18 weeks ago

"Broke my ankle getting out of bed. Same thing happened to me as what happened to you.

Dead leg, stood up, ankle buckled.

Felt a right tit in A&E on a sunday morning explaining that"

That's awful. Hope you've healed up ok.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anctionedSecretsCouple
18 weeks ago

S. Northants

"Broke my ankle getting out of bed. Same thing happened to me as what happened to you.

Dead leg, stood up, ankle buckled.

Felt a right tit in A&E on a sunday morning explaining that"

Tore ligaments in my ankle shutting the front door

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olyGlamorousWoman
18 weeks ago

Altrincham

"I've just stood up from enjoying a relaxing coffee in a coffee shop.

My left leg decided it was going to have a nap without telling me.

I promptly buckled, caught the table but knocked the tray to the floor. The Loud crash had all eyes on me causing me turn a shade of red that should only be on nails or lips.

I soon scuttled out dragging my embarrassment with me.

But to you I am asking when was the most inconvenient time you developed pins and needles? Xx"

Mid orgasm, pins n needles with a dash of cramp too 👌🏼

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread