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By *obilebottom OP   Man
17 weeks ago

All over

Your personal AI barrista and cafe server robot what your favourite Sunday morning breakfast is and she will make it for you. No time for doing any breakfasts myself today. Enjoy.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
17 weeks ago

Doncaster

Eggs Benedict with mushrooms and freshly squeezed tropical fruit please mate,😁

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By *ngrylookingpenis123Woman
17 weeks ago

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Fried eggs on toast then yogurt with berry compote please Irene

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
17 weeks ago

All over


"Eggs Benedict with mushrooms and freshly squeezed tropical fruit please mate,😁"

Just as well I am still here. Sounds lovely but forgot to say that must always add 'please Irene' at the end of your order. Sorry, my bad.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
17 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Eggs Benedict with mushrooms and freshly squeezed tropical fruit please mate,😁

Just as well I am still here. Sounds lovely but forgot to say that must always add 'please Irene' at the end of your order. Sorry, my bad. "

Please Irene, I'm starving

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
17 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Your personal AI barrista and cafe server robot what your favourite Sunday morning breakfast is and she will make it for you. No time for doing any breakfasts myself today. Enjoy. "

Bit rip was going to ask for bacon baguette with hp sauce coffee

Sighs

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
17 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Your personal AI barrista and cafe server robot what your favourite Sunday morning breakfast is and she will make it for you. No time for doing any breakfasts myself today. Enjoy.

Bit rip was going to ask for bacon baguette with hp sauce coffee

Sighs "

Please Irene pretty please

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
17 weeks ago

All over


"Your personal AI barrista and cafe server robot what your favourite Sunday morning breakfast is and she will make it for you. No time for doing any breakfasts myself today. Enjoy.

Bit rip was going to ask for bacon baguette with hp sauce coffee

Sighs

Please Irene pretty please "

Just popped in to see how she is doing.

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By *eoBloomsMan
17 weeks ago

Springfield

Service a bit slow today...

Come on Irene !

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
17 weeks ago

All over


"Service a bit slow today...

Come on Irene !"

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🏆 1st Funniest forumite

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By *ife NinjaMan
17 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I hate AI. I'm off to McDonald's instead 😬🤓

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
17 weeks ago

All over


"I hate AI. I'm off to McDonald's instead 😬🤓"

Her sister works there

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago


"I hate AI. I'm off to McDonald's instead 😬🤓"

I'll take a double sausage egg mcmuffin please!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
17 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I hate AI. I'm off to McDonald's instead 😬🤓

I'll take a double sausage egg mcmuffin please! "

Yes. Exactly this with extra Hash Brown, Tropicana orange drink and large black Americano. That does me til tea time.

In fact...I might just leave in a second

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By *tr8MrEMan
17 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Plain cheese omelette with nicely drained plum tomatoes

Sets me up nicely for the day

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
17 weeks ago

Ipswich

Hank Marvin hear

And still no bacon banquette

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Does Irene deliver? Direct to my bed?

Please, Irene.

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By *EAT..85Woman
17 weeks ago

Nottingham

Full English, thank you, please Irene.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
17 weeks ago

Leeds

Fucking machines!!

CAN

I

SPEAK

TO

A

HUMAN

PLEASE.

ahhh fuck it.

The mr

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By *inxy777Woman
17 weeks ago

essex


"Fucking machines!!

CAN

I

SPEAK

TO

A

HUMAN

PLEASE.

ahhh fuck it.

The mr "
haha no chance!!!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
17 weeks ago

walsall


"Does Irene deliver? Direct to my bed?

Please, Irene."

No she only does bacon and eggs.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
17 weeks ago

All over

She is sacked, sold nearly nothing all day.

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By *ad NannaWoman
17 weeks ago

East London

Too late for breakfast.

I'll have a light tuna salad for lunch please-no onion.

Or coriander.

Or rocket.

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