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By *ikesEmBig OP   Man
17 weeks ago

Herts

They're fucking strange looking things in all honesty. Ladies are much tidier looking and aesthetically pleasing

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By *hantomfemmeWoman
17 weeks ago

Sligo/Galway depends on the day


"They're fucking strange looking things in all honesty. Ladies are much tidier looking and aesthetically pleasing "

I live a good willy clean shaven and all but christ I don't wanna see everyones willy

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By *ikesEmBig OP   Man
17 weeks ago

Herts


"They're fucking strange looking things in all honesty. Ladies are much tidier looking and aesthetically pleasing

I live a good willy clean shaven and all but christ I don't wanna see everyones willy"

That's why my profile is such a cunning disguise

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By *elloWoman
17 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"They're fucking strange looking things in all honesty. Ladies are much tidier looking and aesthetically pleasing

I live a good willy clean shaven and all but christ I don't wanna see everyones willy

That's why my profile is such a cunning disguise "

that's your willy ? I thought it was a Belgian detective, very good disguise

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By *ude LawMan
17 weeks ago

Harrogate


"They're fucking strange looking things in all honesty. Ladies are much tidier looking and aesthetically pleasing

I live a good willy clean shaven and all but christ I don't wanna see everyones willy

That's why my profile is such a cunning disguise

that's your willy ? I thought it was a Belgian detective, very good disguise "

Those little grey bells.

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By *umfun24Man
17 weeks ago

wilmslow

Agreed. I forget where the expression comes from, but…… the last turkey in the shop, is often an accurate expression.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
17 weeks ago

Chichester


"They're fucking strange looking things in all honesty. Ladies are much tidier looking and aesthetically pleasing "

I disagree as I find often a nice looking cock/ball bag is just nice looking

Though like a pussy / cock some look good some don’t

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By *vaRoseWoman
17 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"They're fucking strange looking things in all honesty. Ladies are much tidier looking and aesthetically pleasing "

Going to have to disagree…

I find Fannie’s a bit off putting if I’m honest. They all remind me of predator.

Then again willies are a bit weird too

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By *oiluvfunMan
17 weeks ago

Penrith


"They're fucking strange looking things in all honesty. Ladies are much tidier looking and aesthetically pleasing "

It makes me laugh when I read that oft-used phrase of “Don’t like cock pics, they all look the same!” …….because they don’t

Same with vaginas; they range from ‘pussy’ to ‘growler’ …….

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By *uxurycollectionCouple
17 weeks ago

Port Talbot

It depends on the angles used, the light etc. some dick pics on here look fantastic but then some don’t.

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By *he naughty pairCouple
17 weeks ago

Bicester


"They're fucking strange looking things in all honesty. Ladies are much tidier looking and aesthetically pleasing

Going to have to disagree…

I find Fannie’s a bit off putting if I’m honest. They all remind me of predator.

Then again willies are a bit weird too"

Funny you say predator I always thought a fanny looks just like a face hugger from alien, although I'd happily have a fanny on my fave and not a face hugger

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By *upanovaMan
17 weeks ago

Sheffield

I think mine looks good and I have been complements on how 'normal' it looks. Straight, no weird bends helmet in proportion lol.

These are not my words lol.

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By *vaRoseWoman
17 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"They're fucking strange looking things in all honesty. Ladies are much tidier looking and aesthetically pleasing

Going to have to disagree…

I find Fannie’s a bit off putting if I’m honest. They all remind me of predator.

Then again willies are a bit weird too

Funny you say predator I always thought a fanny looks just like a face hugger from alien, although I'd happily have a fanny on my fave and not a face hugger"

Face hugger would be another great comparison. I just don’t find them aesthetic at all.

The right dick on a man I fancy the pants off however, yes please

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By *uri00620Woman
17 weeks ago

Croydon


"They're fucking strange looking things in all honesty. Ladies are much tidier looking and aesthetically pleasing

Going to have to disagree…

I find Fannie’s a bit off putting if I’m honest. They all remind me of predator.

Then again willies are a bit weird too"

Yep, I mean it's a pretty big spectrum on both accounts - very aesthetically pleasing to very much not so. Interpretations on this are broad though. I find lots of willies can be pretty comedy looking, as for women sometimes it's like looking down at the Sarlacc

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By *elloWoman
17 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"

Funny you say predator I always thought a fanny looks just like a face hugger from alien."

Funny you should say that

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By *he naughty pairCouple
17 weeks ago

Bicester


"

Funny you say predator I always thought a fanny looks just like a face hugger from alien.

Funny you should say that "

Why may I ask

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By *elloWoman
17 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"

Funny you say predator I always thought a fanny looks just like a face hugger from alien.

Funny you should say that

Why may I ask "

I have a photo in my gallery which is alien Vs predator themed

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By *ikesEmBig OP   Man
17 weeks ago

Herts


"They're fucking strange looking things in all honesty. Ladies are much tidier looking and aesthetically pleasing

I live a good willy clean shaven and all but christ I don't wanna see everyones willy

That's why my profile is such a cunning disguise

that's your willy ? I thought it was a Belgian detective, very good disguise "

I know right

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By *ildTimes.Man
17 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"They're fucking strange looking things in all honesty. Ladies are much tidier looking and aesthetically pleasing

Going to have to disagree…

I find Fannie’s a bit off putting if I’m honest. They all remind me of predator.

Then again willies are a bit weird too"

Just ruined the whole fanny thing for me...thanks .🤦🏻‍♂️🥪

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By *ikesEmBig OP   Man
17 weeks ago

Herts


"They're fucking strange looking things in all honesty. Ladies are much tidier looking and aesthetically pleasing

Going to have to disagree…

I find Fannie’s a bit off putting if I’m honest. They all remind me of predator.

Then again willies are a bit weird too

Funny you say predator I always thought a fanny looks just like a face hugger from alien, although I'd happily have a fanny on my fave and not a face hugger

Face hugger would be another great comparison. I just don’t find them aesthetic at all.

The right dick on a man I fancy the pants off however, yes please "

Gotta better than the Sarlacc pit from Return of the Jedi

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Groundskeeper Willie - Rowdie Roddy Peeper.

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By *elloWoman
17 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"

Funny you say predator I always thought a fanny looks just like a face hugger from alien.

Funny you should say that

Why may I ask

I have a photo in my gallery which is alien Vs predator themed "

Although someone might have recently reported it has after being in here for yonks now been rejected as too rude lol omg toy figurines are too rude ,

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By *ikesEmBig OP   Man
17 weeks ago

Herts


"

Funny you say predator I always thought a fanny looks just like a face hugger from alien.

Funny you should say that

Why may I ask

I have a photo in my gallery which is alien Vs predator themed

Although someone might have recently reported it has after being in here for yonks now been rejected as too rude lol omg toy figurines are too rude , "

They were innocent

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By *elloWoman
17 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"

Funny you say predator I always thought a fanny looks just like a face hugger from alien.

Funny you should say that

Why may I ask

I have a photo in my gallery which is alien Vs predator themed

Although someone might have recently reported it has after being in here for yonks now been rejected as too rude lol omg toy figurines are too rude , They were innocent"

That was my favourite photo, but looking at the rules I guess I put them off their dinner . So sad after being in here for 10 months . But the Red dwarf ones weren't off putting it seems

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By *ikesEmBig OP   Man
17 weeks ago

Herts


"

Funny you say predator I always thought a fanny looks just like a face hugger from alien.

Funny you should say that

Why may I ask

I have a photo in my gallery which is alien Vs predator themed

Although someone might have recently reported it has after being in here for yonks now been rejected as too rude lol omg toy figurines are too rude , They were innocent

That was my favourite photo, but looking at the rules I guess I put them off their dinner . So sad after being in here for 10 months . But the Red dwarf ones weren't off putting it seems "

perhaps changing the light bulb colour helped

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By *elloWoman
17 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"

Funny you say predator I always thought a fanny looks just like a face hugger from alien.

Funny you should say that

Why may I ask

I have a photo in my gallery which is alien Vs predator themed

Although someone might have recently reported it has after being in here for yonks now been rejected as too rude lol omg toy figurines are too rude , They were innocent

That was my favourite photo, but looking at the rules I guess I put them off their dinner . So sad after being in here for 10 months . But the Red dwarf ones weren't off putting it seems perhaps changing the light bulb colour helped"

Better not go to brown alert

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago


"They're fucking strange looking things in all honesty. Ladies are much tidier looking and aesthetically pleasing "

I agree.

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By *ikesEmBig OP   Man
17 weeks ago

Herts


"

Funny you say predator I always thought a fanny looks just like a face hugger from alien.

Funny you should say that

Why may I ask

I have a photo in my gallery which is alien Vs predator themed

Although someone might have recently reported it has after being in here for yonks now been rejected as too rude lol omg toy figurines are too rude , They were innocent

That was my favourite photo, but looking at the rules I guess I put them off their dinner . So sad after being in here for 10 months . But the Red dwarf ones weren't off putting it seems perhaps changing the light bulb colour helped

Better not go to brown alert "

especially in reverse

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Id rather put a penis in mouth than delve into the moist nooks and crannies hidden down there...

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By *ikesEmBig OP   Man
17 weeks ago

Herts


"Id rather put a penis in mouth than delve into the moist nooks and crannies hidden down there..."

Moist is such a divisive word

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By *oiluvfunMan
17 weeks ago

Penrith


"Id rather put a penis in mouth than delve into the moist nooks and crannies hidden down there..."

I’ll take my chances with the moist nooks and crannies, they’ve not let me down so far…..

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By *he naughty pairCouple
17 weeks ago

Bicester


"

Funny you say predator I always thought a fanny looks just like a face hugger from alien.

Funny you should say that

Why may I ask

I have a photo in my gallery which is alien Vs predator themed

Although someone might have recently reported it has after being in here for yonks now been rejected as too rude lol omg toy figurines are too rude , "

Well on a plus it may have been deleted but it gave me a great opportunity to have a perv!! And I'm very much glad I did!

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By *my-blackTV/TS
17 weeks ago

Poole

I like both male and female bits n bobs. Though there are nice looking fannies and cocks and not so nice.

It is interesting how certain photos can really turn you on, I saw one the other day of an older guy (but reasonably fit) stood naked with a great looking erection and it really pushed my "submissive want to be kneeling in front of" buttons.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
17 weeks ago

North West

There are some very aesthetically pleasing willies and fannies and there are some that really are not. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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By *tsJustKateWoman
17 weeks ago

London


"They're fucking strange looking things in all honesty. Ladies are much tidier looking and aesthetically pleasing "

Some are beautiful!

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By *outhDublinMan86Man
17 weeks ago

shankill

They’re definitely not as pretty as most men seem to think they are. Of course id subscribe to the “some are aesthetically pleasing just like some fannys are”

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By *hastity_roseTV/TS
17 weeks ago

Nowhere

What about locked ones ?

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
17 weeks ago

North West

Please don’t send willies to my inbox to rate their aesthetics. I’m hungover to shit and it’s making me heave.

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By *outhDublinMan86Man
17 weeks ago

shankill


"Please don’t send willies to my inbox to rate their aesthetics. I’m hungover to shit and it’s making me heave."

What a surprise, men couldn’t just leave it

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
17 weeks ago

Chigwell


"Agreed. I forget where the expression comes from, but…… the last turkey in the shop, is often an accurate expression. "

Blackadder Goes Forth

Lt. George disguise himself as a girl and won the General's heart.

Blackadder says to George, "... lift up your frock on the wedding night only to find he was looking at the last turkey in the shop."

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