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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
19 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Do chicken farmers send each other unsolicited cock photos ???

What today has made you go "hmmm"

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By *illy IdolMan
19 weeks ago

Midlands

Is it a bigger flex that you can afford Sky TV, or that your penis is as big as the remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

How does the bloke who drives a snow plough get to his work?

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By *bitofaslutWoman
19 weeks ago

Cannock

[Removed by poster at 22/03/25 11:52:59]

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By *bitofaslutWoman
19 weeks ago

Cannock


"Is it a bigger flex that you can afford Sky TV, or that your penis is as big as the remote?"

Wasting money on sky when you can get loads of Streaming services for half as much isn't much of a flex.

And they can keep those monsters away from me. Average is plenty!

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By *aizyWoman
19 weeks ago

west midlands


"Is it a bigger flex that you can afford Sky TV, or that your penis is as big as the remote?

Wasting money on sky when you can get loads of Streaming services for half as much isn't much of a flex.

And they can keep those monsters away from me. Average is plenty!"

Are sky remotes really that big tho? Maybe Sydney University could do a study on the real size of sky remotes 🤔

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By *bitofaslutWoman
19 weeks ago

Cannock


"Is it a bigger flex that you can afford Sky TV, or that your penis is as big as the remote?

Wasting money on sky when you can get loads of Streaming services for half as much isn't much of a flex.

And they can keep those monsters away from me. Average is plenty!

Are sky remotes really that big tho? Maybe Sydney University could do a study on the real size of sky remotes 🤔"

My good friend is hooking up with a guy whose dick is literally the size of a monster can. She can't even look at them now.

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By *aizyWoman
19 weeks ago

west midlands


"Is it a bigger flex that you can afford Sky TV, or that your penis is as big as the remote?

Wasting money on sky when you can get loads of Streaming services for half as much isn't much of a flex.

And they can keep those monsters away from me. Average is plenty!

Are sky remotes really that big tho? Maybe Sydney University could do a study on the real size of sky remotes 🤔

My good friend is hooking up with a guy whose dick is literally the size of a monster can. She can't even look at them now."

That is bigger than a sky remote! 😬

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By *abioMan
19 weeks ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Is it a bigger flex that you can afford Sky TV, or that your penis is as big as the remote?"

See… but the remote controls are not what they use to be! The original ones were huge and built like a brick.. the sky q one I have now (I’m literally looking at it as I am typing) not that impressive!

People are going to have to go back to the old days and use the “special brew” cans!!

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
19 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Actions not matching words. 🤔

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
19 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Is it a bigger flex that you can afford Sky TV, or that your penis is as big as the remote?

Wasting money on sky when you can get loads of Streaming services for half as much isn't much of a flex.

And they can keep those monsters away from me. Average is plenty!

Are sky remotes really that big tho? Maybe Sydney University could do a study on the real size of sky remotes 🤔

My good friend is hooking up with a guy whose dick is literally the size of a monster can. She can't even look at them now."

Was that length or girth? Latter would certainly make eyes water I'd of thought 🤔

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By *dam1971Man
19 weeks ago

Bedford


"How does the bloke who drives a snow plough get to his work?"

Wasn’t that a Volkswagen advert?

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By *ynamite500Man
19 weeks ago

Angus


"Is it a bigger flex that you can afford Sky TV, or that your penis is as big as the remote?

See… but the remote controls are not what they use to be! The original ones were huge and built like a brick.. the sky q one I have now (I’m literally looking at it as I am typing) not that impressive!

People are going to have to go back to the old days and use the “special brew” cans!! "

How to tell us you've measured your cock against a sky Q remote, without telling us you've measured your cock against a sky Q remote! 🤣🤣🤣

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By *bitofaslutWoman
19 weeks ago

Cannock


"Is it a bigger flex that you can afford Sky TV, or that your penis is as big as the remote?

Wasting money on sky when you can get loads of Streaming services for half as much isn't much of a flex.

And they can keep those monsters away from me. Average is plenty!

Are sky remotes really that big tho? Maybe Sydney University could do a study on the real size of sky remotes 🤔

My good friend is hooking up with a guy whose dick is literally the size of a monster can. She can't even look at them now.

Was that length or girth? Latter would certainly make eyes water I'd of thought 🤔"

Both reportedly! She says she's getting used to it lol

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By *elloWoman
19 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Today's thought is...

Why is there everyday a post in the forums about trans women but I don't ever remember seeing a post on here for trans men where are all the trans men appreciation threads

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
19 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Today's thought is...

Why is there everyday a post in the forums about trans women but I don't ever remember seeing a post on here for trans men where are all the trans men appreciation threads "

That's because they are usually on strike so get double the shit...oh trans men. Sorry I thought you meant trains

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By *abioMan
19 weeks ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Is it a bigger flex that you can afford Sky TV, or that your penis is as big as the remote?

See… but the remote controls are not what they use to be! The original ones were huge and built like a brick.. the sky q one I have now (I’m literally looking at it as I am typing) not that impressive!

People are going to have to go back to the old days and use the “special brew” cans!!

How to tell us you've measured your cock against a sky Q remote, without telling us you've measured your cock against a sky Q remote! 🤣🤣🤣"

No….. that’s not where that was going!!! my original thought was “where has Eurosport gone on my sky channel guide, I want to watch the cycling!”

I’m going to save that old man grumble for another thread …..

Then I saw this thread.. saw my sky q removed.. remember the original sky remote was mahoosive! Remembered the old fosters can comparison, then remembered something went special brew for bonus points!

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By *cottish guy 555Man
19 weeks ago

London

Are the department of transport really sorry for the delays caused as they improve my journeys?

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By *ermite12ukMan
19 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

Who picks up, guide dog sh*t?

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