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"First things first, don’t panic. Now calmly describe what beer we’re dealing with here exactly. " His beer. Thought we knew this. | |||
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"First things first, don’t panic. Now calmly describe what beer we’re dealing with here exactly. " It's a can of Red Stripe (Been in the fridge and ice cold) | |||
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"First things first, don’t panic. Now calmly describe what beer we’re dealing with here exactly. His beer. Thought we knew this. " Don't mind giving more specific deets. This is after all a matter of great urgency. | |||
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"First things first, don’t panic. Now calmly describe what beer we’re dealing with here exactly. It's a can of Red Stripe (Been in the fridge and ice cold) " You mean a babycham really, admit it | |||
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"First things first, don’t panic. Now calmly describe what beer we’re dealing with here exactly. It's a can of Red Stripe (Been in the fridge and ice cold) You mean a babycham really, admit it " Shush you | |||
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"A slice of lime in a baby ham? "FIFY | |||
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"I think anyone putting a slice of lime in their beer needs a stern talking to. "Will you be wearing a Headmistress uniform and have a crop on your desk? If so, I'll be right over for that pep talk. | |||
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"If I were you I'd call the remaining bomb squad who aren't in Hastings and St. Leonard's seafront. The lack of fizz is a concern 🤔" Do you think I should tip it away?  | |||
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"A slice of lime in a Red Stripe? "Sometimes I put 2 slices in! | |||
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"Red Stripe? That takes me back! Anyway, back to the urgency. Put some ice in it. That'll make it fizz." Thank you for your help, but the ice would make what used to be a 5% lager and now only 4.7% even weaker. Might as well pour a glass of water. There must be a better solution? | |||
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"If I were you I'd call the remaining bomb squad who aren't in Hastings and St. Leonard's seafront. The lack of fizz is a concern 🤔 Do you think I should tip it away? "Nooo. What's the worst that could happen? Drink it, then jump up and down to encourage the fizz, that should solve the problem. | |||
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"If I were you I'd call the remaining bomb squad who aren't in Hastings and St. Leonard's seafront. The lack of fizz is a concern 🤔 Do you think I should tip it away?
Nooo. What's the worst that could happen?
Drink it, then jump up and down to encourage the fizz, that should solve the problem. "Okay, that's a sensible and enjoyable suggestion. I just hope the fizz doesn't go to my head. I might get delusions of thinking women like cock pics and randomly select a lucky poster to send it too? | |||
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"If I were you I'd call the remaining bomb squad who aren't in Hastings and St. Leonard's seafront. The lack of fizz is a concern 🤔 Do you think I should tip it away?
Nooo. What's the worst that could happen?
Drink it, then jump up and down to encourage the fizz, that should solve the problem. "So he becomes Sebastion Fizzypiss? Just the once? | |||
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"If I were you I'd call the remaining bomb squad who aren't in Hastings and St. Leonard's seafront. The lack of fizz is a concern 🤔 Do you think I should tip it away?
Nooo. What's the worst that could happen?
Drink it, then jump up and down to encourage the fizz, that should solve the problem.
So he becomes Sebastion Fizzypiss? Just the once? "How do I block someone on here.... Is it this big red button? | |||
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"It’s beer not a fruit salad OP so just drink it. Even if it is a skunk beer. "He added fruit. It’s a hoppy cocktail now. No longer merely beer. | |||
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"If I were you I'd call the remaining bomb squad who aren't in Hastings and St. Leonard's seafront. The lack of fizz is a concern 🤔 Do you think I should tip it away?
Nooo. What's the worst that could happen?
Drink it, then jump up and down to encourage the fizz, that should solve the problem.
Okay, that's a sensible and enjoyable suggestion. I just hope the fizz doesn't go to my head. I might get delusions of thinking women like cock pics and randomly select a lucky poster to send it too? " | |||
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"Is it possible that the lime is faulty? I hate to blame beer for anything. " It did feel a bit soft actually. Perhaps past its fizzy best? | |||
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"If I were you I'd call the remaining bomb squad who aren't in Hastings and St. Leonard's seafront. The lack of fizz is a concern 🤔 Do you think I should tip it away?
Nooo. What's the worst that could happen?
Drink it, then jump up and down to encourage the fizz, that should solve the problem.
So he becomes Sebastion Fizzypiss? Just the once? "Yes 😬 | |||
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"It’s beer not a fruit salad OP so just drink it. Even if it is a skunk beer. "Your so right. I need to man up, and drink it! | |||
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"Is it possible that the lime is faulty? I hate to blame beer for anything. It did feel a bit soft actually. Perhaps past its fizzy best? " What about the lime? | |||
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"Could you try placing the lime in an alternative beer to see if the fault is replicated? " Too scientific at this hour. And the fact the others are now empty. | |||
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"If I were you I'd call the remaining bomb squad who aren't in Hastings and St. Leonard's seafront. The lack of fizz is a concern 🤔 Do you think I should tip it away?
Nooo. What's the worst that could happen?
Drink it, then jump up and down to encourage the fizz, that should solve the problem.
Okay, that's a sensible and enjoyable suggestion. I just hope the fizz doesn't go to my head. I might get delusions of thinking women like cock pics and randomly select a lucky poster to send it too?
""Do you feel lucky. Well do yer' Punk" (do you want the sky remote one or over an unflushed loo?) | |||
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"I've just put a slice of lime in my can of beer and it hasn't made that satisfying fizzling sound! Do I drink it or not? "how did you manage to get a slice of lime throught that small hole in top of the can of beer 🍋🟩🥫 | |||
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"Is it possible that the lime is faulty? I hate to blame beer for anything. It did feel a bit soft actually. Perhaps past its fizzy best? What about the lime? " It's a citrus fruit usually found in the fruit and veg aisle next to the lemons. | |||
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"I believe that drinking a beer through a pair of used knickers brings back the fizz worth a try "It did work actually. Can you post me another pair? | |||
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"I believe that drinking a beer through a pair of used knickers brings back the fizz worth a try
It did work actually. Can you post me another pair? "Oh shucks I've completed the antibiotics course now so I don't think it'll work with mine now  | |||
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"I've just put a slice of lime in my can of beer and it hasn't made that satisfying fizzling sound! Do I drink it or not?
how did you manage to get a slice of lime throught that small hole in top of the can of beer 🍋🟩🥫"It was a tight squeeze admittedly, but my fab experience prevailed and I worked in it gently. | |||
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"I believe that drinking a beer through a pair of used knickers brings back the fizz worth a try
It did work actually. Can you post me another pair?
Oh shucks I've completed the antibiotics course now so I don't think it'll work with mine now "The first pair you sent do still have their uses. I'm wearing them on my head now. | |||
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"A slice of lime in a Red Stripe? "Classed as a cocktail in some parts of the country. 🤷♂️ | |||
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"It’s beer not a fruit salad OP so just drink it. Even if it is a skunk beer.
He added fruit. It’s a hoppy cocktail now. No longer merely beer. "That would require a minimum of 2 liquids and the afore mentioned fruit. Shandies and Coke with a slice of oranage are not cocktails either. Margaritas fit the bill perfectly. | |||
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"It’s beer not a fruit salad OP so just drink it. Even if it is a skunk beer.
He added fruit. It’s a hoppy cocktail now. No longer merely beer.
That would require a minimum of 2 liquids and the afore mentioned fruit. Shandies and Coke with a slice of oranage are not cocktails either. Margaritas fit the bill perfectly. "I feel a taxonomy wank coming on. | |||
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"A slice of lime in a Red Stripe?
Classed as a cocktail in some parts of the country. 🤷♂️"You mistake me Sir. I have no class and live in only one region of the country. | |||
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"It’s beer not a fruit salad OP so just drink it. Even if it is a skunk beer.
He added fruit. It’s a hoppy cocktail now. No longer merely beer.
That would require a minimum of 2 liquids and the afore mentioned fruit. Shandies and Coke with a slice of oranage are not cocktails either. Margaritas fit the bill perfectly.
I feel a taxonomy wank coming on. "I'm wearing purple slippers and look a bit stubbly if that helps? | |||
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"It’s beer not a fruit salad OP so just drink it. Even if it is a skunk beer.
He added fruit. It’s a hoppy cocktail now. No longer merely beer.
That would require a minimum of 2 liquids and the afore mentioned fruit. Shandies and Coke with a slice of oranage are not cocktails either. Margaritas fit the bill perfectly.
I feel a taxonomy wank coming on.
I'm wearing purple slippers and look a bit stubbly if that helps? "Oh god yes | |||
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"I had some lovely Spanish IPA this evening. No need for any of that lime nonsense!!! But I did have a piece of chocolate afterwards, and that’s a fruit. Gbat " Baileys would agree with that. (How did you stop at only one piece though. You must have the discipline of a monk?!) | |||
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"It’s beer not a fruit salad OP so just drink it. Even if it is a skunk beer.
He added fruit. It’s a hoppy cocktail now. No longer merely beer.
That would require a minimum of 2 liquids and the afore mentioned fruit. Shandies and Coke with a slice of oranage are not cocktails either. Margaritas fit the bill perfectly.
I feel a taxonomy wank coming on. "I’m off to ask Dr G about that.  | |||
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"It’s beer not a fruit salad OP so just drink it. Even if it is a skunk beer.
He added fruit. It’s a hoppy cocktail now. No longer merely beer.
That would require a minimum of 2 liquids and the afore mentioned fruit. Shandies and Coke with a slice of oranage are not cocktails either. Margaritas fit the bill perfectly.
I feel a taxonomy wank coming on.
I’m off to ask Dr G about that. "I think it's where you wank with one hand and the other hand is typing numbers from receipts into a calculator | |||
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"It’s beer not a fruit salad OP so just drink it. Even if it is a skunk beer.
He added fruit. It’s a hoppy cocktail now. No longer merely beer.
That would require a minimum of 2 liquids and the afore mentioned fruit. Shandies and Coke with a slice of oranage are not cocktails either. Margaritas fit the bill perfectly.
I feel a taxonomy wank coming on.
I'm wearing purple slippers and look a bit stubbly if that helps?
Oh god yes "Also wearing grey joggers (tight ones that leave little to the imagination)..... Have you finished that wank now? | |||
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"It’s beer not a fruit salad OP so just drink it. Even if it is a skunk beer.
He added fruit. It’s a hoppy cocktail now. No longer merely beer.
That would require a minimum of 2 liquids and the afore mentioned fruit. Shandies and Coke with a slice of oranage are not cocktails either. Margaritas fit the bill perfectly.
I feel a taxonomy wank coming on.
I’m off to ask Dr G about that. "Who is Dr G?.... More importantly, a she with assets any man would love to moterboat? | |||
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"It’s beer not a fruit salad OP so just drink it. Even if it is a skunk beer.
He added fruit. It’s a hoppy cocktail now. No longer merely beer.
That would require a minimum of 2 liquids and the afore mentioned fruit. Shandies and Coke with a slice of oranage are not cocktails either. Margaritas fit the bill perfectly.
I feel a taxonomy wank coming on.
I’m off to ask Dr G about that.
I think it's where you wank with one hand and the other hand is typing numbers from receipts into a calculator "Ah lucrative multitasking. | |||
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"It’s beer not a fruit salad OP so just drink it. Even if it is a skunk beer.
He added fruit. It’s a hoppy cocktail now. No longer merely beer.
That would require a minimum of 2 liquids and the afore mentioned fruit. Shandies and Coke with a slice of oranage are not cocktails either. Margaritas fit the bill perfectly.
I feel a taxonomy wank coming on.
I'm wearing purple slippers and look a bit stubbly if that helps?
Oh god yes
Also wearing grey joggers (tight ones that leave little to the imagination)..... Have you finished that wank now? "Well I was going to pace myself but if you’re doing the whole grey joggers and purple slippers thing.. | |||
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"It’s beer not a fruit salad OP so just drink it. Even if it is a skunk beer.
He added fruit. It’s a hoppy cocktail now. No longer merely beer.
That would require a minimum of 2 liquids and the afore mentioned fruit. Shandies and Coke with a slice of oranage are not cocktails either. Margaritas fit the bill perfectly.
I feel a taxonomy wank coming on.
I’m off to ask Dr G about that.
I think it's where you wank with one hand and the other hand is typing numbers from receipts into a calculator "Totaling up the expense of all your worn knickers? | |||
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"It’s beer not a fruit salad OP so just drink it. Even if it is a skunk beer.
He added fruit. It’s a hoppy cocktail now. No longer merely beer.
That would require a minimum of 2 liquids and the afore mentioned fruit. Shandies and Coke with a slice of oranage are not cocktails either. Margaritas fit the bill perfectly.
I feel a taxonomy wank coming on.
I'm wearing purple slippers and look a bit stubbly if that helps?
Oh god yes
Also wearing grey joggers (tight ones that leave little to the imagination)..... Have you finished that wank now?
Well I was going to pace myself but if you’re doing the whole grey joggers and purple slippers thing.."I fibbed, I'm not wearing grey joggers. I'm draped in a towel with just the tip of my willy showing at the side. Pace yourself! | |||
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