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"Plenty of men enjoy those things too OP." Of course, both statements are true 🤷♂️ | |||
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"And if we're brutally honest, good thing it's like that for the benefit of some women on here." Oof, someone get the paramedics on standby for the incoming burns 😅 | |||
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"You forgot baseball bats! 😬🥪" Oh there's those too, and bed posts, but I felt that if I listed everything, we would be here all day 😅 | |||
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"And if we're brutally honest, good thing it's like that for the benefit of some women on here. Oof, someone get the paramedics on standby for the incoming burns 😅" Hahaha, but it's true! In the interests of fairness on equality. Sometimes you come across profiles that have more stringent requirements than the SAS, and you wonder if all that entitlement is merited ...and yes supply/demand still works in their favour and they get a lot out of Fab which they most likely wouldn't irl. It's fantastic that it works for them, but perhaps have some self-awareness when looking down on lesser mortals. | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate "I think it says quite a lot when those things are preferable to men. *Men might fuck anything, but *women will fuck anything rather than *men. 😬 *some - heaven forbid we generalise. | |||
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"Most men will. Trouble is men get horny and their brains switch off, the lustful desires of their cock controls them. Once they cum, the switch in our head is flicked back on and reality dawns." Post nut clarity is a bane and a blessing. | |||
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"And if we're brutally honest, good thing it's like that for the benefit of some women on here. Oof, someone get the paramedics on standby for the incoming burns 😅 Hahaha, but it's true! In the interests of fairness on equality. Sometimes you come across profiles that have more stringent requirements than the SAS, and you wonder if all that entitlement is merited ...and yes supply/demand still works in their favour and they get a lot out of Fab which they most likely wouldn't irl. It's fantastic that it works for them, but perhaps have some self-awareness when looking down on lesser mortals." I understand the psychology to them, I mean I get it 🤷♂️ but, nooooo thank you, pass 👋 | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
I think it says quite a lot when those things are preferable to men.
*Men might fuck anything, but *women will fuck anything rather than *men. 😬
*some - heaven forbid we generalise. "😂 that is true, lord knows what kind of useless men they've been with in the past and prefer the performance of turnip 😂🤣 | |||
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"Them items, don't talk, don't give std's and probably much less hassle than Dave with his dick in anything that'll so much as look his way. Mrs " Yeah, it wasn't quite the cutting put down the OP thought it was. | |||
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"Them items, don't talk, don't give std's and probably much less hassle than Dave with his dick in anything that'll so much as look his way. Mrs " Fair tbh | |||
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"Most men will. Trouble is men get horny and their brains switch off, the lustful desires of their cock controls them. Once they cum, the switch in our head is flicked back on and reality dawns. Post nut clarity is a bane and a blessing." Women after they orgasm - "i'll fucking do it again!" 🤪 Men after they orgasm - "it is with a heavy heart that I reflect on my life and realise I've wasted so many years" 💀 | |||
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"Not all men...." Someone's been domm scrolling facebook posts 😂🤣 | |||
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"Them items, don't talk, don't give std's and probably much less hassle than Dave with his dick in anything that'll so much as look his way. Mrs Yeah, it wasn't quite the cutting put down the OP thought it was. " Lol it's not a cutting put down, it's humour through observation | |||
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"Most men will. Trouble is men get horny and their brains switch off, the lustful desires of their cock controls them. Once they cum, the switch in our head is flicked back on and reality dawns. Post nut clarity is a bane and a blessing. Women after they orgasm - "i'll fucking do it again!" 🤪 Men after they orgasm - "it is with a heavy heart that I reflect on my life and realise I've wasted so many years" 💀" More likely... Eureka moment on a fantastic engineering solution on the current DIY project  | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate "What is this sorcery? Things have more than one use? What's wrong with hair brush handles? | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
What is this sorcery? Things have more than one use? What's wrong with hair brush handles? "OMG! I completely forgot about the toilet brushes bristles first?1 😂🤣 | |||
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"Them items, don't talk, don't give std's and probably much less hassle than Dave with his dick in anything that'll so much as look his way. Mrs Yeah, it wasn't quite the cutting put down the OP thought it was. Lol it's not a cutting put down, it's humour through observation " Lol | |||
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"Do you really think all men will fuck anything, I don't. Some will but I should imagine most won't, just the same for woman. Think there's a tendency on here to look negatively towards each other at times. Let's spread some positivity instead, love to everyone 💕💕💕💋 Mrs x" No I really don't and this thread isn't supposed to be taken seriously 👍😄 | |||
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"'with a spine and still warm.'" If you can compromise on the warmth, rigor mortis will probably ensure you can do away with the spine requirement too... | |||
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"'with a spine and still warm.' If you can compromise on the warmth, rigor mortis will probably ensure you can do away with the spine requirement too..." Rotton com did some corrupting…. | |||
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"You forgot baseball bats! 😬🥪" And fire extinguishers.  | |||
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"'with a spine and still warm.' If you can compromise on the warmth, rigor mortis will probably ensure you can do away with the spine requirement too... Rotton com did some corrupting…." I'm your age. I was joking with a friend the other age that they still need to do proper studies on the impact of the Internet at that time on our development. It definitely helped make dark humours even darker, for starters. | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate "Women have always had a fantastic choice of sex toys and things to stick up their hoohaa’s. Plus they all love horse riding for a stimulating reason. A friend of mine straddles the fuel hoses at petrol stations so it vibrates against her pussy when she’s filling up the car. She’s come in front of a Texaco forecourt full of people. | |||
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"A friend of mine straddles the fuel hoses at petrol stations so it vibrates against her pussy when she’s filling up the car. She’s come in front of a Texaco forecourt full of people." Now that's a new one | |||
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"'with a spine and still warm.' If you can compromise on the warmth, rigor mortis will probably ensure you can do away with the spine requirement too... Rotton com did some corrupting…. I'm your age. I was joking with a friend the other age that they still need to do proper studies on the impact of the Internet at that time on our development. It definitely helped make dark humours even darker, for starters." Then you know the phrase "like parking in a disabled spot, i hope nobody sees this"... 😂 | |||
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"Do you really think all men will fuck anything, I don't. Some will but I should imagine most won't, just the same for woman. Think there's a tendency on here to look negatively towards each other at times. Let's spread some positivity instead, love to everyone 💕💕💕💋 Mrs x No I really don't and this thread isn't supposed to be taken seriously 👍😄" I never said you did or that I'm taking this thread seriously, I'm just expressing my thoughts, Mrs x | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Women have always had a fantastic choice of sex toys and things to stick up their hoohaa’s.
Plus they all love horse riding for a stimulating reason.
A friend of mine straddles the fuel hoses at petrol stations so it vibrates against her pussy when she’s filling up the car. She’s come in front of a Texaco forecourt full of people."Don't think that'll qualify for Club Card points ! | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Women have always had a fantastic choice of sex toys and things to stick up their hoohaa’s.
Plus they all love horse riding for a stimulating reason.
A friend of mine straddles the fuel hoses at petrol stations so it vibrates against her pussy when she’s filling up the car. She’s come in front of a Texaco forecourt full of people."What in the hell?! 😂 | |||
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"Do you really think all men will fuck anything, I don't. Some will but I should imagine most won't, just the same for woman. Think there's a tendency on here to look negatively towards each other at times. Let's spread some positivity instead, love to everyone 💕💕💕💋 Mrs x No I really don't and this thread isn't supposed to be taken seriously 👍😄I never said you did or that I'm taking this thread seriously, I'm just expressing my thoughts, Mrs x" I strongly doubt that, but if you say so 😏 | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
I think it says quite a lot when those things are preferable to men.
*Men might fuck anything, but *women will fuck anything rather than *men. 😬
*some - heaven forbid we generalise. "Good point! Sometimes when I need a quick "fix", I'd much rather use a toy than try to get a meet. | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Women have always had a fantastic choice of sex toys and things to stick up their hoohaa’s.
Plus they all love horse riding for a stimulating reason.
A friend of mine straddles the fuel hoses at petrol stations so it vibrates against her pussy when she’s filling up the car. She’s come in front of a Texaco forecourt full of people."How often does she fill up? | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Women have always had a fantastic choice of sex toys and things to stick up their hoohaa’s.
Plus they all love horse riding for a stimulating reason.
A friend of mine straddles the fuel hoses at petrol stations so it vibrates against her pussy when she’s filling up the car. She’s come in front of a Texaco forecourt full of people.
How often does she fill up? "I'd imagine after she used up however much fuel it took to get her there from the previous time lol | |||
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"You forgot baseball bats! 😬🥪 Oh there's those too, and bed posts, but I felt that if I listed everything, we would be here all day 😅" You forgot car gear sticks. Though with autos and electric cars this will become a ting of the past soon. | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Women have always had a fantastic choice of sex toys and things to stick up their hoohaa’s.
Plus they all love horse riding for a stimulating reason.
A friend of mine straddles the fuel hoses at petrol stations so it vibrates against her pussy when she’s filling up the car. She’s come in front of a Texaco forecourt full of people.
Don't think that'll qualify for Club Card points ! "My exwife used to lean again again the autoclavein her lab!! | |||
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"You forgot baseball bats! 😬🥪 Oh there's those too, and bed posts, but I felt that if I listed everything, we would be here all day 😅 You forgot car gear sticks. Though with autos and electric cars this will become a ting of the past soon. " I don't know, I hear the older used car market is booming these days 🤷♂️ | |||
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"Do you really think all men will fuck anything, I don't. Some will but I should imagine most won't, just the same for woman. Think there's a tendency on here to look negatively towards each other at times. Let's spread some positivity instead, love to everyone 💕💕💕💋 Mrs x No I really don't and this thread isn't supposed to be taken seriously 👍😄I never said you did or that I'm taking this thread seriously, I'm just expressing my thoughts, Mrs x I strongly doubt that, but if you say so 😏" Haha that's not you thinking negative of me is it? Mrs x | |||
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"Do you really think all men will fuck anything, I don't. Some will but I should imagine most won't, just the same for woman. Think there's a tendency on here to look negatively towards each other at times. Let's spread some positivity instead, love to everyone 💕💕💕💋 Mrs x No I really don't and this thread isn't supposed to be taken seriously 👍😄I never said you did or that I'm taking this thread seriously, I'm just expressing my thoughts, Mrs x I strongly doubt that, but if you say so 😏Haha that's not you thinking negative of me is it? Mrs x" On the contrary, I'm thinking positively of you as it gives me a better sense of you as a person 😉 | |||
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"Do you really think all men will fuck anything, I don't. Some will but I should imagine most won't, just the same for woman. Think there's a tendency on here to look negatively towards each other at times. Let's spread some positivity instead, love to everyone 💕💕💕💋 Mrs x No I really don't and this thread isn't supposed to be taken seriously 👍😄I never said you did or that I'm taking this thread seriously, I'm just expressing my thoughts, Mrs x I strongly doubt that, but if you say so 😏Haha that's not you thinking negative of me is it? Mrs x On the contrary, I'm thinking positively of you as it gives me a better sense of you as a person 😉" 💋 Mrs x | |||
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"Plenty of men enjoy those things too OP." Ask anyone who's worked in an A&E department | |||
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"Do you really think all men will fuck anything, I don't. Some will but I should imagine most won't, just the same for woman. Think there's a tendency on here to look negatively towards each other at times. Let's spread some positivity instead, love to everyone 💕💕💕💋 Mrs x No I really don't and this thread isn't supposed to be taken seriously 👍😄I never said you did or that I'm taking this thread seriously, I'm just expressing my thoughts, Mrs x I strongly doubt that, but if you say so 😏Haha that's not you thinking negative of me is it? Mrs x On the contrary, I'm thinking positively of you as it gives me a better sense of you as a person 😉💋 Mrs x" 🫡 | |||
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"Not all men...." Not all but certainly a high majority lol  | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate "not me pal not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook each to their own | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
not me pal
not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook
each to their own
"Damn, thought I was in there. | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
not me pal
not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook
each to their own
Damn, thought I was in there."sorry love no exceptions | |||
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"Not me. My object of choice is a living, breathing, bona fide penis on a hot man "What if said hot man has the prosthetic Super-Cock 5000 with adjustable length, girth and 10 vibration settings, and the app to customise vibration combinations? 🤔 | |||
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"not me pal not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook each to their own " Now that's not very nice to say about our lovely curvy friends 😐 | |||
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"not me pal not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook each to their own Now that's not very nice to say about our lovely curvy friends 😐" as h says each to their own I mean they can be quite funny | |||
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"Wanking’s not the same as fucking though, is it
Mrs TMN x"Let's be brutally honest, often it's better | |||
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"Wanking’s not the same as fucking though, is it
Mrs TMN x
Let's be brutally honest, often it's better "Depends on the sex! It’s a totally different thing for me 🤷♀️ | |||
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"Wanking’s not the same as fucking though, is it
Mrs TMN x
Let's be brutally honest, often it's better "Even better when it's not my hand 😁 | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
not me pal
not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook
each to their own
"Charming.... | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
not me pal
not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook
each to their own
"Why would a woman want to cook for a man they just want to fuck? | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
not me pal
not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook
each to their own
Why would a woman want to cook for a man they just want to fuck?"I would love to cook for a woman I want to have sex with, I guess we are not the same 😏 | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate "1. Because we can. 2. Are you a tad bitter about having no meets? 3. Often we have to finish what a male started but was incapable of finishing. 4. You sure you're not bitter about anything? Have a nice day | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
not me pal
not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook
each to their own
Why would a woman want to cook for a man they just want to fuck?
I would love to cook for a woman I want to have sex with, I guess we are not the same 😏"I guess there’s a difference between wanting to cook for someone and being turned down because you “won’t cook” for a man. | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
not me pal
not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook
each to their own
Why would a woman want to cook for a man they just want to fuck?"not sure h can answer why? my preference is a proper women we all have a type babe | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
not me pal
not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook
each to their own
Why would a woman want to cook for a man they just want to fuck?
I would love to cook for a woman I want to have sex with, I guess we are not the same 😏"me to pal h loves to cook one of my many talents | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
1. Because we can.
2. Are you a tad bitter about having no meets?
3. Often we have to finish what a male started but was incapable of finishing.
4. You sure you're not bitter about anything?
Have a nice day "Lmao what?! 😂🤣 What kind of weak jab at me is that? 😂 | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
not me pal
not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook
each to their own
Why would a woman want to cook for a man they just want to fuck?
not sure h can answer why?
my preference is a proper women
we all have a type babe "Define " proper woman " ... | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
not me pal
not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook
each to their own
Why would a woman want to cook for a man they just want to fuck?
I would love to cook for a woman I want to have sex with, I guess we are not the same 😏
I guess there’s a difference between wanting to cook for someone and being turned down because you “won’t cook” for a man."Yeah. Cooking is not necessarily something I'd associate with Fab | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
not me pal
not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook
each to their own
Why would a woman want to cook for a man they just want to fuck?
not sure h can answer why?
my preference is a proper women
we all have a type babe
Define " proper woman " ..."now you’re being silly | |||
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"Yeah. Well some of us uglies have to make do with whatever we can get… (And I’m fairly sure the remote control hides itself so it doesn’t have to come near me 😢)" Awh don't say that, I'm sure you're a very beautiful woman. Clearly your remote doesn't have eyes, it's their loss 🤷♂️ | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
not me pal
not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook
each to their own
Why would a woman want to cook for a man they just want to fuck?
I would love to cook for a woman I want to have sex with, I guess we are not the same 😏
I guess there’s a difference between wanting to cook for someone and being turned down because you “won’t cook” for a man.
Yeah. Cooking is not necessarily something I'd associate with Fab "Really? Don't let Mobilebottom hear that. | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
not me pal
not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook
each to their own
Why would a woman want to cook for a man they just want to fuck?
not sure h can answer why?
my preference is a proper women
we all have a type babe
Define " proper woman " ..."Ooh... I'll get the popcorn ready if anyone wants some 🍿🍿🍿 | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
not me pal
not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook
each to their own
Why would a woman want to cook for a man they just want to fuck?
not sure h can answer why?
my preference is a proper women
we all have a type babe
Define " proper woman " ...
now you’re being silly "Many arguments have been had on this subject. Skin and bones, put down the ice cream love, what do curves mean, women are only attractive above or below a certain size etc etc. It's hotly contested here. | |||
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"I would love to cook for a woman I want to have sex with, I guess we are not the same 😏 I guess there’s a difference between wanting to cook for someone and being turned down because you “won’t cook” for a man. Yeah. Cooking is not necessarily something I'd associate with Fab " I find the fastest way to a woman's vagina is through her stomach 😁 | |||
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"I would love to cook for a woman I want to have sex with, I guess we are not the same 😏 I guess there’s a difference between wanting to cook for someone and being turned down because you “won’t cook” for a man. Yeah. Cooking is not necessarily something I'd associate with Fab I find the fastest way to a woman's vagina is through her stomach 😁" I find these cheap manipulative tactics inflict such vaginal dryness on me that I seek medical attention. | |||
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"Define proper woman" One that cooks and isn't a "fatty" apparently 🤣 | |||
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"I would love to cook for a woman I want to have sex with, I guess we are not the same 😏 I guess there’s a difference between wanting to cook for someone and being turned down because you “won’t cook” for a man. Yeah. Cooking is not necessarily something I'd associate with Fab I find the fastest way to a woman's vagina is through her stomach 😁 I find these cheap manipulative tactics inflict such vaginal dryness on me that I seek medical attention." Hospitality and enjoying cooking for other people is manipulative? Well damn... 😬 | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
not me pal
not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook
each to their own
Why would a woman want to cook for a man they just want to fuck?
not sure h can answer why?
my preference is a proper women
we all have a type babe
Define " proper woman " ...
now you’re being silly
Many arguments have been had on this subject.
Skin and bones, put down the ice cream love, what do curves mean, women are only attractive above or below a certain size etc etc.
It's hotly contested here."you talk others listen I get it h has a preference not sure why that’s a problem I do love a nice quiche btw x | |||
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"I would love to cook for a woman I want to have sex with, I guess we are not the same 😏 I guess there’s a difference between wanting to cook for someone and being turned down because you “won’t cook” for a man. Yeah. Cooking is not necessarily something I'd associate with Fab I find the fastest way to a woman's vagina is through her stomach 😁 I find these cheap manipulative tactics inflict such vaginal dryness on me that I seek medical attention. Hospitality and enjoying cooking for other people is manipulative? Well damn... 😬" "The fastest way to a woman's vagina" is neither hospitality nor enjoying cooking. Don't insult my intelligence, mate. | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
not me pal
not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook
each to their own
Why would a woman want to cook for a man they just want to fuck?"Sandwiches are also acceptable..🥪 | |||
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"To be fair I've known a few men who have claimed they will fuck anything. One claimed he would fuck anything 'alive and with a spine'. This was modified shortly after to. 'with a spine and still warm.' " Beat me to it, I was going to say it is of note that corpses is NOT in the OP's list.  | |||
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" Sandwiches are also acceptable..🥪" now you’re talking son brown bread, cheese and onion, bit of pepper, small amount of proper butter good times | |||
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"I would love to cook for a woman I want to have sex with, I guess we are not the same 😏 I guess there’s a difference between wanting to cook for someone and being turned down because you “won’t cook” for a man. Yeah. Cooking is not necessarily something I'd associate with Fab I find the fastest way to a woman's vagina is through her stomach 😁 I find these cheap manipulative tactics inflict such vaginal dryness on me that I seek medical attention. Hospitality and enjoying cooking for other people is manipulative? Well damn... 😬 "The fastest way to a woman's vagina" is neither hospitality nor enjoying cooking. Don't insult my intelligence, mate." Wow... did your vibrator die on you mid masturbation? 😂 You took that comment way too seriously and now I'm questioning your intelligence. Sorry not sorry but you need to chill tf out. 😑 | |||
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"I would love to cook for a woman I want to have sex with, I guess we are not the same 😏 I guess there’s a difference between wanting to cook for someone and being turned down because you “won’t cook” for a man. Yeah. Cooking is not necessarily something I'd associate with Fab I find the fastest way to a woman's vagina is through her stomach 😁 I find these cheap manipulative tactics inflict such vaginal dryness on me that I seek medical attention. Hospitality and enjoying cooking for other people is manipulative? Well damn... 😬 "The fastest way to a woman's vagina" is neither hospitality nor enjoying cooking. Don't insult my intelligence, mate. Wow... did your vibrator die on you mid masturbation? 😂 You took that comment way too seriously and now I'm questioning your intelligence. Sorry not sorry but you need to chill tf out. 😑" Oh. Using the old definition of hysteria on me, because I can read. Delightful. | |||
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"I would love to cook for a woman I want to have sex with, I guess we are not the same 😏 I guess there’s a difference between wanting to cook for someone and being turned down because you “won’t cook” for a man. Yeah. Cooking is not necessarily something I'd associate with Fab I find the fastest way to a woman's vagina is through her stomach 😁 I find these cheap manipulative tactics inflict such vaginal dryness on me that I seek medical attention. Hospitality and enjoying cooking for other people is manipulative? Well damn... 😬 "The fastest way to a woman's vagina" is neither hospitality nor enjoying cooking. Don't insult my intelligence, mate. Wow... did your vibrator die on you mid masturbation? 😂 You took that comment way too seriously and now I'm questioning your intelligence. Sorry not sorry but you need to chill tf out. 😑 Oh. Using the old definition of hysteria on me, because I can read. Delightful." No not the definition of hysteria, I don't believe you're being "hysterical". I believe you're venting for absolutely no justifiable reason other than to be abrasive towards me. 🤷♂️ | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
not me pal
not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook
each to their own
Why would a woman want to cook for a man they just want to fuck?
I would love to cook for a woman I want to have sex with, I guess we are not the same 😏"If they were a FWB then I would but for a random fuck...no way | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
not me pal
not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook
each to their own
Why would a woman want to cook for a man they just want to fuck?
I would love to cook for a woman I want to have sex with, I guess we are not the same 😏
If they were a FWB then I would but for a random fuck...no way"Well I don't do random fucks so the situation I find myself in where we are going to have sex, means I can cook for them as part of the process of the meet... unless it was at a hotel 🤷♂️ | |||
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"I usually read threads backwards and I always know who’s said what before I see their name 🤣🤣. God I’ve been here too long!" Indeed you have Nora 😉 | |||
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"I usually read threads backwards and I always know who’s said what before I see their name 🤣🤣. God I’ve been here too long!" It's not a bad idea, I read it forwards and I can't even remember what it was about. I got hungry, at some point - ate Mac and cheese. I also have a mild resentment about cooking for my partner (which I can't explain) and I am contemplating the mechanics of how a woman has an orgasm from a petrol pump - I have to admit I'd never contemplated that before. | |||
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"I usually read threads backwards and I always know who’s said what before I see their name 🤣🤣. God I’ve been here too long! It's not a bad idea, I read it forwards and I can't even remember what it was about. I got hungry, at some point - ate Mac and cheese. I also have a mild resentment about cooking for my partner (which I can't explain) and I am contemplating the mechanics of how a woman has an orgasm from a petrol pump - I have to admit I'd never contemplated that before." It’s not a good thing as I read half the comments then comment myself and realise it’s nothing to do with the actual op 🤣 | |||
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"Not me. My object of choice is a living, breathing, bona fide penis on a hot man
What if said hot man has the prosthetic Super-Cock 5000 with adjustable length, girth and 10 vibration settings, and the app to customise vibration combinations? 🤔"If I had a steel vagina I'd say yes, but, I don't. So, no. | |||
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"Not me. My object of choice is a living, breathing, bona fide penis on a hot man
What if said hot man has the prosthetic Super-Cock 5000 with adjustable length, girth and 10 vibration settings, and the app to customise vibration combinations? 🤔
If I had a steel vagina I'd say yes, but, I don't. So, no."Well damn that counts me out 😂🤣 | |||
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"I usually read threads backwards and I always know who’s said what before I see their name 🤣🤣. God I’ve been here too long! It's not a bad idea, I read it forwards and I can't even remember what it was about. I got hungry, at some point - ate Mac and cheese. I also have a mild resentment about cooking for my partner (which I can't explain) and I am contemplating the mechanics of how a woman has an orgasm from a petrol pump - I have to admit I'd never contemplated that before. It’s not a good thing as I read half the comments then comment myself and realise it’s nothing to do with the actual op 🤣" Is that wrong? I may need to rethink my life - meh maybe next week. 😁 | |||
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"I usually read threads backwards and I always know who’s said what before I see their name 🤣🤣. God I’ve been here too long! It's not a bad idea, I read it forwards and I can't even remember what it was about. I got hungry, at some point - ate Mac and cheese. I also have a mild resentment about cooking for my partner (which I can't explain) and I am contemplating the mechanics of how a woman has an orgasm from a petrol pump - I have to admit I'd never contemplated that before. It’s not a good thing as I read half the comments then comment myself and realise it’s nothing to do with the actual op 🤣 Is that wrong? I may need to rethink my life - meh maybe next week. 😁" Have a wank, the post nut clarity will bring you wisdom 👍 | |||
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"Anything that vibrates !!" So I'm guessing a blender is last on the fucket list? 🤔 | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
Women have always had a fantastic choice of sex toys and things to stick up their hoohaa’s.
Plus they all love horse riding for a stimulating reason.
A friend of mine straddles the fuel hoses at petrol stations so it vibrates against her pussy when she’s filling up the car. She’s come in front of a Texaco forecourt full of people.
How often does she fill up?
I'd imagine after she used up however much fuel it took to get her there from the previous time lol"It takes a bit of time to get to climax so she waits for an empty tank and then fills slowly… 😈 It’s the fact she’s doing it in front of everyone that makes her come. | |||
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"I would love to cook for a woman I want to have sex with, I guess we are not the same 😏 I guess there’s a difference between wanting to cook for someone and being turned down because you “won’t cook” for a man. Yeah. Cooking is not necessarily something I'd associate with Fab I find the fastest way to a woman's vagina is through her stomach 😁" I’m getting Hannibal Lector vibes… | |||
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"I would love to cook for a woman I want to have sex with, I guess we are not the same 😏 I guess there’s a difference between wanting to cook for someone and being turned down because you “won’t cook” for a man. Yeah. Cooking is not necessarily something I'd associate with Fab I find the fastest way to a woman's vagina is through her stomach 😁 I’m getting Hannibal Lector vibes… " I do like a nice Chianti 😁 | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
not me pal
not a fan of the fattys or those that won’t cook
each to their own
"You just have to love those that are so perfect they just invite themselves onto your block list lol | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate "I have only used some of these to engage my past partners. Other than that, I find my fingers will suffice and maybe the off toy here and there. So some men will sleep with anything or necrophilia would not exist! | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate "To be fair. The cucumber didn't send me an unsolicited dick pic or call me any names. So it's already ranking higher than the majority of men. Also, when your gender is losing out to inanimate objects as the most desirable option, that's not really on anyone else. Also also, I can guarantee that literally anything a woman has tried putting up there, a man somewhere has also tried putting up his ass 💜 | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate
To be fair. The cucumber didn't send me an unsolicited dick pic or call me any names. So it's already ranking higher than the majority of men.
Also, when your gender is losing out to inanimate objects as the most desirable option, that's not really on anyone else.
Also also, I can guarantee that literally anything a woman has tried putting up there, a man somewhere has also tried putting up his ass 💜"Lmao right! Like guys come on there's no way you're performing worse than a vegetable 😂🤣 But also true about men... I've seen some disturbing xray scans 😂 | |||
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"Reading through the replies there are a fair few males airing their bitterness. Guys. We all know that when you say you haven't had any meets because you're "very selective" it just means you haven't had any meets because the women are selective, haven't chosen you and you don't like that. You're so easy to read." "I wouldn't lower myself to fuck anyone whose standards are so low they'd fuck me. I have self respect" 💜 | |||
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"Reading through the replies there are a fair few males airing their bitterness. Guys. We all know that when you say you haven't had any meets because you're "very selective" it just means you haven't had any meets because the women are selective, haven't chosen you and you don't like that. You're so easy to read." That's pretty narrow minded to think that. Why shame men for having preferences and holding a certain standard for themselves? 🤨 Is this bitterness coming from you for having standards and being berated by men who you rejected? 🤔 There's obviously bitter people wherever you go and isn't gender specific when it comes to dating/hookup/swinging sites. But to make broad assumptions like that just tells me you carry some bitterness yourself. You think I'm easy to read but the fact you know absolutely nothing about my life, who I speak to and what I've got going on outside of fab tells me your own perceptions are influenced by your own resentments. It's actually pretty funny that you have me so completely and utterly wrong. But you carry on having that perception of me if it makes you feel better 😉 | |||
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"Define proper woman One that cooks and isn't a "fatty" apparently 🤣" Oh well I'm definitely not proper then 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Well I for one have absolutely no attraction for the so called bbw's of this world nothing sexy or attractive having a large flabby belly hanging down. Or a vagina almost hidden. So no I wouldn't fuck anything." Why such abrasive wording for our curvy friends? ☹️ Be kind bro 🙏 | |||
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"Is this bitterness coming from you for having standards and being berated by men who you rejected? 🤔 There's obviously bitter people wherever you go and isn't gender specific when it comes to dating/hookup/swinging sites. But to make broad assumptions like that just tells me you carry some bitterness yourself. You think I'm easy to read but the fact you know absolutely nothing about my life, who I speak to and what I've got going on outside of fab tells me your own perceptions are influenced by your own resentments. It's actually pretty funny that you have me so completely and utterly wrong. But you carry on having that perception of me if it makes you feel better 😉" Paragraph 1. You appear to be of the belief that me having standards is unacceptable? If any man feels the need to berate me for rejecting them that alone speaks volumes about him as an individual. I'd call it a close escape. Belive me, I have no bitterness whatsoever about rejecting a man with such undesirable traits. Paragraph 2 and 3. You completely contradict yourself. It's one or the other. You can't have both. Paragraph 4. *It's actually pretty funny that you have me so completely and utterly wrong. But you carry on having that perception of me if it makes you feel better 😉 *Yes that's copied and pasted. But my reply couldn't have been worded better. Finally, for whatever reason, you took my reply as a personal attack. Any particular reason why? Because it certainly wasn't aimed at you or any other specific individual. Have a pleasant weekend. | |||
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"Well I for one have absolutely no attraction for the so called bbw's of this world nothing sexy or attractive having a large flabby belly hanging down. Or a vagina almost hidden. So no I wouldn't fuck anything. Why such abrasive wording for our curvy friends? ☹️ Be kind bro 🙏 " Because he's not respectful despite claiming to be so on his profile... | |||
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"Is this bitterness coming from you for having standards and being berated by men who you rejected? 🤔 There's obviously bitter people wherever you go and isn't gender specific when it comes to dating/hookup/swinging sites. But to make broad assumptions like that just tells me you carry some bitterness yourself. You think I'm easy to read but the fact you know absolutely nothing about my life, who I speak to and what I've got going on outside of fab tells me your own perceptions are influenced by your own resentments. It's actually pretty funny that you have me so completely and utterly wrong. But you carry on having that perception of me if it makes you feel better 😉 Paragraph 1. You appear to be of the belief that me having standards is unacceptable? If any man feels the need to berate me for rejecting them that alone speaks volumes about him as an individual. I'd call it a close escape. Belive me, I have no bitterness whatsoever about rejecting a man with such undesirable traits. Paragraph 2 and 3. You completely contradict yourself. It's one or the other. You can't have both. Paragraph 4. *It's actually pretty funny that you have me so completely and utterly wrong. But you carry on having that perception of me if it makes you feel better 😉 *Yes that's copied and pasted. But my reply couldn't have been worded better. Finally, for whatever reason, you took my reply as a personal attack. Any particular reason why? Because it certainly wasn't aimed at you or any other specific individual. Have a pleasant weekend." I got to the first paragraph you wrote before I decided to stop reading... you have every right to having standards and everyone should respect that. However the same goes for me. You think I'm easy to read? Love your approach to what I've commented made you completely open to failure because you came into this with misguided assumptions. Usually that's a pretty bad move to make when your intentions are to try shame someone. You just make yourself look a fool. I didn't need to read your whole bio to see that your projecting your own issues onto me. I've dealt with enough manipulative people and studied psychology to see right through your flimsy attempt to try bring me down. Not gonna happen sorry so best not waste any more of your time. Move along. | |||
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"Well I for one have absolutely no attraction for the so called bbw's of this world nothing sexy or attractive having a large flabby belly hanging down. Or a vagina almost hidden. So no I wouldn't fuck anything. Why such abrasive wording for our curvy friends? ☹️ Be kind bro 🙏 Because he's not respectful despite claiming to be so on his profile... " Well people love to claim to be a good person but really cannot put it into practice. There's really no need to say such things about a particular kind of people just because they're not attracted to them. So sad 😕 | |||
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"Well I for one have absolutely no attraction for the so called bbw's of this world nothing sexy or attractive having a large flabby belly hanging down. Or a vagina almost hidden. So no I wouldn't fuck anything. Why such abrasive wording for our curvy friends? ☹️ Be kind bro 🙏 Because he's not respectful despite claiming to be so on his profile... Well people love to claim to be a good person but really cannot put it into practice. There's really no need to say such things about a particular kind of people just because they're not attracted to them. So sad 😕" Oh I realise, I'm of a generation where I was taught if you've nothing nice to say, say nothing. Evidently not everyone got that memo | |||
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"Well I for one have absolutely no attraction for the so called bbw's of this world nothing sexy or attractive having a large flabby belly hanging down. Or a vagina almost hidden. So no I wouldn't fuck anything. Why such abrasive wording for our curvy friends? ☹️ Be kind bro 🙏 Because he's not respectful despite claiming to be so on his profile... " When has anyone who is actually nice or respectful or genuine had to actually tell you they are? The ones who are just show it. The ones who have to tell you soon demonstrate otherwise 💜 | |||
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"Well I for one have absolutely no attraction for the so called bbw's of this world nothing sexy or attractive having a large flabby belly hanging down. Or a vagina almost hidden. So no I wouldn't fuck anything. Why such abrasive wording for our curvy friends? ☹️ Be kind bro 🙏 Because he's not respectful despite claiming to be so on his profile... When has anyone who is actually nice or respectful or genuine had to actually tell you they are? The ones who are just show it. The ones who have to tell you soon demonstrate otherwise 💜" Oh I know, it's like these people on YouTube filming themselves giving food or whatever to homeless people in the hope that everyone will go ... Oh look aren't they amazing ... Smh... | |||
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"Is this bitterness coming from you for having standards and being berated by men who you rejected? 🤔 There's obviously bitter people wherever you go and isn't gender specific when it comes to dating/hookup/swinging sites. But to make broad assumptions like that just tells me you carry some bitterness yourself. You think I'm easy to read but the fact you know absolutely nothing about my life, who I speak to and what I've got going on outside of fab tells me your own perceptions are influenced by your own resentments. It's actually pretty funny that you have me so completely and utterly wrong. But you carry on having that perception of me if it makes you feel better 😉 Paragraph 1. You appear to be of the belief that me having standards is unacceptable? If any man feels the need to berate me for rejecting them that alone speaks volumes about him as an individual. I'd call it a close escape. Belive me, I have no bitterness whatsoever about rejecting a man with such undesirable traits. Paragraph 2 and 3. You completely contradict yourself. It's one or the other. You can't have both. Paragraph 4. *It's actually pretty funny that you have me so completely and utterly wrong. But you carry on having that perception of me if it makes you feel better 😉 *Yes that's copied and pasted. But my reply couldn't have been worded better. Finally, for whatever reason, you took my reply as a personal attack. Any particular reason why? Because it certainly wasn't aimed at you or any other specific individual. Have a pleasant weekend. I got to the first paragraph you wrote before I decided to stop reading... you have every right to having standards and everyone should respect that. However the same goes for me. You think I'm easy to read? Love your approach to what I've commented made you completely open to failure because you came into this with misguided assumptions. Usually that's a pretty bad move to make when your intentions are to try shame someone. You just make yourself look a fool. I didn't need to read your whole bio to see that your projecting your own issues onto me. I've dealt with enough manipulative people and studied psychology to see right through your flimsy attempt to try bring me down. Not gonna happen sorry so best not waste any more of your time. Move along." Attempting to correct and justify a flawed initial response just reeks of desperation. Stop it. | |||
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"Well I for one have absolutely no attraction for the so called bbw's of this world nothing sexy or attractive having a large flabby belly hanging down. Or a vagina almost hidden. So no I wouldn't fuck anything. Why such abrasive wording for our curvy friends? ☹️ Be kind bro 🙏 Because he's not respectful despite claiming to be so on his profile... When has anyone who is actually nice or respectful or genuine had to actually tell you they are? The ones who are just show it. The ones who have to tell you soon demonstrate otherwise 💜 Oh I know, it's like these people on YouTube filming themselves giving food or whatever to homeless people in the hope that everyone will go ... Oh look aren't they amazing ... Smh..." Those videos are cringe. I've helped homeless people a number of times and the idea of plastering that over social media would make me feel dirty. Virtue signalling is the bane of genuine compassion and kindness 😒 | |||
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"Well I for one have absolutely no attraction for the so called bbw's of this world nothing sexy or attractive having a large flabby belly hanging down. Or a vagina almost hidden. So no I wouldn't fuck anything. Why such abrasive wording for our curvy friends? ☹️ Be kind bro 🙏 Because he's not respectful despite claiming to be so on his profile... " I 100% agree. | |||
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"Is this bitterness coming from you for having standards and being berated by men who you rejected? 🤔 There's obviously bitter people wherever you go and isn't gender specific when it comes to dating/hookup/swinging sites. But to make broad assumptions like that just tells me you carry some bitterness yourself. You think I'm easy to read but the fact you know absolutely nothing about my life, who I speak to and what I've got going on outside of fab tells me your own perceptions are influenced by your own resentments. It's actually pretty funny that you have me so completely and utterly wrong. But you carry on having that perception of me if it makes you feel better 😉 Paragraph 1. You appear to be of the belief that me having standards is unacceptable? If any man feels the need to berate me for rejecting them that alone speaks volumes about him as an individual. I'd call it a close escape. Belive me, I have no bitterness whatsoever about rejecting a man with such undesirable traits. Paragraph 2 and 3. You completely contradict yourself. It's one or the other. You can't have both. Paragraph 4. *It's actually pretty funny that you have me so completely and utterly wrong. But you carry on having that perception of me if it makes you feel better 😉 *Yes that's copied and pasted. But my reply couldn't have been worded better. Finally, for whatever reason, you took my reply as a personal attack. Any particular reason why? Because it certainly wasn't aimed at you or any other specific individual. Have a pleasant weekend. I got to the first paragraph you wrote before I decided to stop reading... you have every right to having standards and everyone should respect that. However the same goes for me. You think I'm easy to read? Love your approach to what I've commented made you completely open to failure because you came into this with misguided assumptions. Usually that's a pretty bad move to make when your intentions are to try shame someone. You just make yourself look a fool. I didn't need to read your whole bio to see that your projecting your own issues onto me. I've dealt with enough manipulative people and studied psychology to see right through your flimsy attempt to try bring me down. Not gonna happen sorry so best not waste any more of your time. Move along. Attempting to correct and justify a flawed initial response just reeks of desperation. Stop it." You mean you want me to stop calling you out on your bullshit? Stop commenting then and move along 🤷♂️ Unless you want something to complain about... in which case I'll keep setting the record straight to show how utterly wrong you are. | |||
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"Is this bitterness coming from you for having standards and being berated by men who you rejected? 🤔 There's obviously bitter people wherever you go and isn't gender specific when it comes to dating/hookup/swinging sites. But to make broad assumptions like that just tells me you carry some bitterness yourself. You think I'm easy to read but the fact you know absolutely nothing about my life, who I speak to and what I've got going on outside of fab tells me your own perceptions are influenced by your own resentments. It's actually pretty funny that you have me so completely and utterly wrong. But you carry on having that perception of me if it makes you feel better 😉 Paragraph 1. You appear to be of the belief that me having standards is unacceptable? If any man feels the need to berate me for rejecting them that alone speaks volumes about him as an individual. I'd call it a close escape. Belive me, I have no bitterness whatsoever about rejecting a man with such undesirable traits. Paragraph 2 and 3. You completely contradict yourself. It's one or the other. You can't have both. Paragraph 4. *It's actually pretty funny that you have me so completely and utterly wrong. But you carry on having that perception of me if it makes you feel better 😉 *Yes that's copied and pasted. But my reply couldn't have been worded better. Finally, for whatever reason, you took my reply as a personal attack. Any particular reason why? Because it certainly wasn't aimed at you or any other specific individual. Have a pleasant weekend. I got to the first paragraph you wrote before I decided to stop reading... you have every right to having standards and everyone should respect that. However the same goes for me. You think I'm easy to read? Love your approach to what I've commented made you completely open to failure because you came into this with misguided assumptions. Usually that's a pretty bad move to make when your intentions are to try shame someone. You just make yourself look a fool. I didn't need to read your whole bio to see that your projecting your own issues onto me. I've dealt with enough manipulative people and studied psychology to see right through your flimsy attempt to try bring me down. Not gonna happen sorry so best not waste any more of your time. Move along. Attempting to correct and justify a flawed initial response just reeks of desperation. Stop it. You mean you want me to stop calling you out on your bullshit? Stop commenting then and move along 🤷♂️ Unless you want something to complain about... in which case I'll keep setting the record straight to show how utterly wrong you are." Issuing orders and threats? Now we see who you really are. | |||
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"... says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, TV remotes, water bottles, corn, plastic balls, candles, 17 different toys and a water faucet to masturbate "· I don't blame them. They are the only things that don't answer back. | |||
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"Meh, admins should shit this thread now. It's descended into a dog fight." Yeah this was meant to be a bit of fun and banter and I don't understand why it was necessary to start with personal attacks. I intend no harm but I take no shit but eventually I am gonna sit here wondering "wtf is their problem?" 🤨 | |||
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" Issuing orders and threats? Now we see who you really are." https://youtu.be/-YriinrRGug?si=B-zFqcDPjxezRJQ- (Spice Girls) | |||
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I don't blame them. They are the only things that don't answer back."🤣🤣 | |||
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"Well I for one have absolutely no attraction for the so called bbw's of this world nothing sexy or attractive having a large flabby belly hanging down. Or a vagina almost hidden. So no I wouldn't fuck anything. Why such abrasive wording for our curvy friends? ☹️ Be kind bro 🙏 Because he's not respectful despite claiming to be so on his profile... When has anyone who is actually nice or respectful or genuine had to actually tell you they are? The ones who are just show it. The ones who have to tell you soon demonstrate otherwise 💜 Oh I know, it's like these people on YouTube filming themselves giving food or whatever to homeless people in the hope that everyone will go ... Oh look aren't they amazing ... Smh... Those videos are cringe. I've helped homeless people a number of times and the idea of plastering that over social media would make me feel dirty. Virtue signalling is the bane of genuine compassion and kindness 😒" Oh 100 .. it's nothing short of using the people they film urghhh can't stand it... | |||
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"Well this is a bit of a dumpster fire 😅" 🔥🔥🤭 | |||
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"Well I for one have absolutely no attraction for the so called bbw's of this world nothing sexy or attractive having a large flabby belly hanging down. Or a vagina almost hidden. So no I wouldn't fuck anything. Why such abrasive wording for our curvy friends? ☹️ Be kind bro 🙏 Because he's not respectful despite claiming to be so on his profile... When has anyone who is actually nice or respectful or genuine had to actually tell you they are? The ones who are just show it. The ones who have to tell you soon demonstrate otherwise 💜 Oh I know, it's like these people on YouTube filming themselves giving food or whatever to homeless people in the hope that everyone will go ... Oh look aren't they amazing ... Smh... Those videos are cringe. I've helped homeless people a number of times and the idea of plastering that over social media would make me feel dirty. Virtue signalling is the bane of genuine compassion and kindness 😒 Oh 100 .. it's nothing short of using the people they film urghhh can't stand it..." Definitely. One time an ex asked me if I helped this homeless guy we saw on a night out in Cardiff as some kind of performance for her and I just looked at her like "are you high?" 🤨 Poor guy was just slumped there with his dog next to him and I couldn't bare the thought of walking by without helping while hundreds of people passed like he was invisible. I hope him and his dog are okay 😕 | |||
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"Well this is a bit of a dumpster fire 😅" I know! 😭😭😭 Why do people gotta spoil the fun with being rude, mean and disrespectful? It was going good before I started having accusations thrown at me for literally no reason. Or those disrespectful comments about plus size women 😒 | |||
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" Issuing orders and threats? Now we see who you really are. https://youtu.be/-YriinrRGug?si=B-zFqcDPjxezRJQ- (Spice Girls)" Now don't go wasting, my precious time. | |||
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I don't blame them. They are the only things that don't answer back."And they don't leave the toilet seat up either | |||
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I don't blame them. They are the only things that don't answer back.
And they don't leave the toilet seat up either "No woman has that issue with me, I'm so lazy I sit down to pee because I just can't be bothered to stand there trying to aim 😂😂😂 | |||
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"It wasn’t long ago that although we knew Neanderthals lived alongside Homo Sapiens 50,000 years ago, the scientific community couldn’t be sure that there was interbreeding. It wasn’t until DNA analysis in 2010 when they were able to actually prove Homo Sapiens mated with Neanderthals. Seeing as men will fuck anything, how was it ever in doubt…? " I don't think they needed to do any research, plenty neanderthals exist even today 😁 | |||
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"It wasn’t long ago that although we knew Neanderthals lived alongside Homo Sapiens 50,000 years ago, the scientific community couldn’t be sure that there was interbreeding. It wasn’t until DNA analysis in 2010 when they were able to actually prove Homo Sapiens mated with Neanderthals. Seeing as men will fuck anything, how was it ever in doubt…? I don't think they needed to do any research, plenty neanderthals exist even today 😁" 🤣 | |||
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"It wasn’t long ago that although we knew Neanderthals lived alongside Homo Sapiens 50,000 years ago, the scientific community couldn’t be sure that there was interbreeding. It wasn’t until DNA analysis in 2010 when they were able to actually prove Homo Sapiens mated with Neanderthals. Seeing as men will fuck anything, how was it ever in doubt…? I don't think they needed to do any research, plenty neanderthals exist even today 😁 🤣" All the Fab ladies “yeah, I’m married to one / dated a few” | |||
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"It wasn’t long ago that although we knew Neanderthals lived alongside Homo Sapiens 50,000 years ago, the scientific community couldn’t be sure that there was interbreeding. It wasn’t until DNA analysis in 2010 when they were able to actually prove Homo Sapiens mated with Neanderthals. Seeing as men will fuck anything, how was it ever in doubt…? I don't think they needed to do any research, plenty neanderthals exist even today 😁 🤣 All the Fab ladies “yeah, I’m married to one / dated a few”" All of the fab men - “not all men” Oh not “all” of the fab men… Some of the men, somewhere and some of the women. Oh and some of the… See what happens when people make sweeping statements? Humour is so niche and missed on text | |||
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"It wasn’t long ago that although we knew Neanderthals lived alongside Homo Sapiens 50,000 years ago, the scientific community couldn’t be sure that there was interbreeding. It wasn’t until DNA analysis in 2010 when they were able to actually prove Homo Sapiens mated with Neanderthals. Seeing as men will fuck anything, how was it ever in doubt…? I don't think they needed to do any research, plenty neanderthals exist even today 😁 🤣 All the Fab ladies “yeah, I’m married to one / dated a few” All of the fab men - “not all men” Oh not “all” of the fab men… Some of the men, somewhere and some of the women. Oh and some of the… See what happens when people make sweeping statements? Humour is so niche and missed on text " Well put. | |||
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