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By *uckoldandWife OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Manchester

Seen a few vids on here recently where the bed is louder than the person being fucked. How squeaky is your bed, does the sound turn you on or put you off?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
19 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Seen a few vids on here recently where the bed is louder than the person being fucked. How squeaky is your bed, does the sound turn you on or put you off? "

Not the squeak but the banging of the headboard is definitely a turn on.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My bed is wooden, and it creaks a bit. Like me. Lol.

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By *adtaffladMan
19 weeks ago

Rhyl

I can't remember

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By *aomilatteCouple
19 weeks ago

Midlands

We have a water bed and it's very quiet. We do find beds in hotels can be a bit noisy sometimes.

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By *araphillCouple
19 weeks ago

Dublin

Old four poster very loud

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By *he Silver FuxMan
19 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Seen a few vids on here recently where the bed is louder than the person being fucked. How squeaky is your bed, does the sound turn you on or put you off? "

It’s incredibly distracting as an engineer with an overwhelming urge to fix shit. Tore my current bed apart to reinforce it, stop the squeaks and fit restraint points on the headboard and bed frame corners.

It’s not a bed anymore, it’s sex toy you can rest on.

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By *uckoldandWife OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

Manchester


"Seen a few vids on here recently where the bed is louder than the person being fucked. How squeaky is your bed, does the sound turn you on or put you off?

It’s incredibly distracting as an engineer with an overwhelming urge to fix shit. Tore my current bed apart to reinforce it, stop the squeaks and fit restraint points on the headboard and bed frame corners.

It’s not a bed anymore, it’s sex toy you can rest on."

seems like a new business idea, “bed silencer”

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By *oughmanMan
19 weeks ago

Sunderland

I've got a metal bedframe but I try and keep the bolts tightened. I really must get around to building the solid wood one I want to make. The wood isn't cheap though.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
19 weeks ago

Wirral


"Seen a few vids on here recently where the bed is louder than the person being fucked. How squeaky is your bed, does the sound turn you on or put you off?

Not the squeak but the banging of the headboard is definitely a turn on."

I don't have a headboard attached to the bed for this reason. I like my neighbours, I don't want them to loathe me!

Currently looking at some beautiful wall setups but undecided on what i want.

My bed isn't squeaky at all OP, the noisiest thing in my bedroom is undoubtedly me.

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By *hunky GentMan
19 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

A water bed is best.

Just don't puncture it.

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By *wingingphil69Man
19 weeks ago

castleford

Nothing worse than a bed squeaking in time with you. 😂😂😂

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
19 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Seen a few vids on here recently where the bed is louder than the person being fucked. How squeaky is your bed, does the sound turn you on or put you off?

It’s incredibly distracting as an engineer with an overwhelming urge to fix shit. Tore my current bed apart to reinforce it, stop the squeaks and fit restraint points on the headboard and bed frame corners.

It’s not a bed anymore, it’s sex toy you can rest on.

seems like a new business idea, “bed silencer”"

Already invented. Pillows stuffed behind the headboard.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
19 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"A water bed is best.

Just don't puncture it. "

A waterbed is the worst!! All that hip thrust fucking completely absorbed by a surface that just wastes energy.

A firm surface any day, helps with a good pounding.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
19 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Seen a few vids on here recently where the bed is louder than the person being fucked. How squeaky is your bed, does the sound turn you on or put you off?

It’s incredibly distracting as an engineer with an overwhelming urge to fix shit. Tore my current bed apart to reinforce it, stop the squeaks and fit restraint points on the headboard and bed frame corners.

It’s not a bed anymore, it’s sex toy you can rest on.

seems like a new business idea, “bed silencer”

Already invented. Pillows stuffed behind the headboard."

Yup 😏

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By *hunky GentMan
19 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"A water bed is best.

Just don't puncture it.

A waterbed is the worst!! All that hip thrust fucking completely absorbed by a surface that just wastes energy.

A firm surface any day, helps with a good pounding."

Go with the flow. 😆 🤣 😂

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By *he Silver FuxMan
19 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"I've got a metal bedframe but I try and keep the bolts tightened. I really must get around to building the solid wood one I want to make. The wood isn't cheap though."

I built one for a friend that had 6” x 6” base frame and legs/ uprights but connected at the top on all four sides with the steel tube used in handrail systems that had adjustable collars with tie rings that could be moved around. The maiden ‘voyage’ of this superking sized behemoth was two ladies chained up and spread at either end. The one I build for myself will have a few refinements following the prototype testing with the objective of suspending a spread eagled individual above the bed and allowing action to go on below..😈

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By *parkle1974Woman
19 weeks ago

Leeds

My headboard is attached to the wall...bed doesn't make a sound but wouldn't care anyway as I have a detached house 😀

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By *estructionDollyWoman
19 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

I've had to stuff old pillows down behind the headboard of my bed to reduce the noise after complaints from my neighbours 🤣 but my bed is still annoyingly a bit squeaky when things get vigorous.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
19 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"My headboard is attached to the wall...bed doesn't make a sound but wouldn't care anyway as I have a detached house 😀"

Holla!

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By *he Silver FuxMan
19 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"I've had to stuff old pillows down behind the headboard of my bed to reduce the noise after complaints from my neighbours 🤣 but my bed is still annoyingly a bit squeaky when things get vigorous. "

You need Fuxlube™️, the silencer for your sex crib squeaks.

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‘I use it on my wife’s leather donut for DAP and don’t hear a squeak out of her’ George (Analmaniacs on Fabswingers’

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By *akeland-ladMan
19 weeks ago

South Lakes

Horrendously squeaky and I've tried everything - metal bed frame and nuts are as tight as they can be (pun intended). Bar spraying WD40 I'm not sure what else I can do? Is there any thick mattress toppers or something that would work?

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
19 weeks ago

Voldsøy

It's the springs of our terrible matress on a devan base that makes the noise. It really does put me off unless I'm just lost in the moment, it's irritating

At a hotel, I couldn't care less 🤷‍♀️

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By *EAT..85Woman
19 weeks ago

Nottingham

One side creeks more than the other. It definitely needs a fresh screwing

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By *liza_13Woman
19 weeks ago

Motherwell

My bed is broken (not because of that aha) so it’s very squeaky

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
19 weeks ago

Reading

When I was first with an ex, we lived with his mother for a bit and he wouldn't have sex with me because the bed creaked. I was so upset with him. But I quickly found a solution - we had sex on the floor, problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

If my floor started squeaking it would be a slip hazard

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
19 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"My bed is broken (not because of that aha) so it’s very squeaky "

I'm sure there will be a Fab tradesman offering his repair services anytime soon 😂

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By *elloWoman
19 weeks ago

alpha centauri

My bed is very squeaky but luckily the popping and creaking from my knees drowns it out.

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