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"Where do the testers sign up? " (You understand and consent to me still being nearly alive during the testing stage) ? | |||
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"I’m leaving mine to Aldi. Find it in the middle aisle. " You're relentlessly sharp of tongue... (never lick a pussy) | |||
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"Where do the testers sign up? (You understand and consent to me still being nearly alive during the testing stage) ? "Pmsl 'nearly'  | |||
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"That would be handy, I'd put your tongue to great use, I'd use it to lick and seal the stamps and envelopes for the fan letters I sent to all the star trek actors , save my tongue a lot of work "Would would you do if it dried out after adding postage payment to so many letters? | |||
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"That would be handy, I'd put your tongue to great use, I'd use it to lick and seal the stamps and envelopes for the fan letters I sent to all the star trek actors , save my tongue a lot of work "Very.. enterprising | |||
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"That would be handy, I'd put your tongue to great use, I'd use it to lick and seal the stamps and envelopes for the fan letters I sent to all the star trek actors , save my tongue a lot of work " | |||
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"That would be handy, I'd put your tongue to great use, I'd use it to lick and seal the stamps and envelopes for the fan letters I sent to all the star trek actors , save my tongue a lot of work
Would would you do if it dried out after adding postage payment to so many letters? " Hmmmm probably have to keep your tongue somewhere dark and moist | |||
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"Happy for ladys to use mine" The testing criteria is strict to say the least. These are the first three questions: * Can you do a pess-up on it * Can you do a windmill with it * Can you lick off any fallen toothpaste on you belly button when brushing your teeth | |||
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"That would be handy, I'd put your tongue to great use, I'd use it to lick and seal the stamps and envelopes for the fan letters I sent to all the star trek actors , save my tongue a lot of work
Would would you do if it dried out after adding postage payment to so many letters?
Hmmmm probably have to keep your tongue somewhere dark and moist "You have an old ink jar? Question is. Where the quill gone? | |||
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"Happy for ladys to use mine The testing criteria is strict to say the least. These are the first three questions: * Can you do a pess-up on it * Can you do a windmill with it * Can you lick off any fallen toothpaste on you belly button when brushing your teeth "Don't forget to lick out all the goo from a cream egg lol  | |||
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"Happy for ladys to use mine The testing criteria is strict to say the least. These are the first three questions: * Can you do a pess-up on it" nope "* Can you do a windmill with it? " nope "* Can you lick off any fallen toothpaste on you belly button when brushing your teeth " . Dropped toothpaste doesn't reach the belly, my tits catch toothpaste as well as crumbs | |||
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"Happy for ladys to use mine The testing criteria is strict to say the least. These are the first three questions: * Can you do a pess-up on it * Can you do a windmill with it * Can you lick off any fallen toothpaste on you belly button when brushing your teeth
Don't forget to lick out all the goo from a cream egg lol "You should have lead with that! That's the secret last question. If you tick 'yes' to that one...... You'll be collected immediately by a swat team of scantily clad bra busters and strapped to the testing table. (Good luck mate) All you're going to see for the next 12hrs is pussy and bumholes. | |||
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"I gotta try this oussy licking lark. Luckily next door has a cat.." Hope it's got nine lives! | |||
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"I gotta try this oussy licking lark. Luckily next door has a cat.." I wouldn't recommend it, you'll be hacking up hair all night , maybe a mole would be better aren't they bald,? Guys you should be offering to lick our moles for hours, oh wait moles are variations of warts maybe that's not a good idea. What else is bald a vultures head is bald isn't it, so it would be 'hey babe I want to lick your vulture for hours' | |||
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"I gotta try this oussy licking lark. Luckily next door has a cat.. I wouldn't recommend it, you'll be hacking up hair all night , maybe a mole would be better aren't they bald,? Guys you should be offering to lick our moles for hours, oh wait moles are variations of warts maybe that's not a good idea. What else is bald a vultures head is bald isn't it, so it would be 'hey babe I want to lick your vulture for hours' "So if you were sapiosexual would that mean you have a culture vulture? | |||
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"I gotta try this oussy licking lark. Luckily next door has a cat.. I wouldn't recommend it, you'll be hacking up hair all night , maybe a mole would be better aren't they bald,? Guys you should be offering to lick our moles for hours, oh wait moles are variations of warts maybe that's not a good idea. What else is bald a vultures head is bald isn't it, so it would be 'hey babe I want to lick your vulture for hours' "Moleskin is black and velvety. Naked more rats look like agrower on a very, very cold day. | |||
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"I gotta try this oussy licking lark. Luckily next door has a cat.. Hope it's got nine lives! "Time of its life x 9. Exhausting | |||
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"Happy for ladys to use mine The testing criteria is strict to say the least. These are the first three questions: * Can you do a pess-up on it * Can you do a windmill with it * Can you lick off any fallen toothpaste on you belly button when brushing your teeth
Don't forget to lick out all the goo from a cream egg lol
You should have lead with that! That's the secret last question. If you tick 'yes' to that one...... You'll be collected immediately by a swat team of scantily clad bra busters and strapped to the testing table. (Good luck mate) All you're going to see for the next 12hrs is pussy and bumholes. "Well a man's gotta do what a guys gotta do! | |||
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"I've just re-read Love Honey's T&C. .... No moles or any other animals permitted. Only Pussy (wet ones, that make a satisfying soft squishy sound when they part open. "They sell rabbits and fox tails , cats ears , but not moles, moleists !!!, | |||
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"Lick for hours or orgasms per minute?" Statistics weren't disclosed. (A guy rolls the dice) | |||
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"I gotta try this oussy licking lark. Luckily next door has a cat.. Hope it's got nine lives!
Time of its life x 9.
Exhausting "Poor Kitty. You have 9"? | |||
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"I've just re-read Love Honey's T&C. .... No moles or any other animals permitted. Only Pussy (wet ones, that make a satisfying soft squishy sound when they part open.
They sell rabbits and fox tails , cats ears , but not moles, moleists !!!, "They're not anything'ist. Just most specific on the details for their test subjects. (I only just passed mustard myself, on account of my length. (I passed the licking a Mr whippy off my nose last August). It was a hot day too. | |||
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"I was told by a lady friend that my fingers should be sold at Ann Summers. "Don't sell all of them. (Never lose that grip on your me time hand) | |||
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"I only just passed mustard " Did it burn? When you passed the mustard? I'm sure there's some cream you can apply to ease the sting | |||
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"I only just passed mustard Did it burn? When you passed the mustard? I'm sure there's some cream you can apply to ease the sting " I was fine, thanks for asking. (Bit of bonjela) Works everytime. | |||
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"They can examine it and design a blueprint to create the ultimate self pleasuring toy for women. "Just the tongue? I’m on the list for a local uni to save the kids paying for a funeral. | |||
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