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And I've been asked my a consultant who was reviewing my test results if I had been exposed to lots of radiation or grew up in a place that had alot of radiation like Chernobyl  wow after that I had to turn the lights off to see if I was glowing in the dark | |||
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 No bullshit! Should have asked for a certificate, I’d be getting all the action round here.
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If I lost two stone I would look like Skelotor
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"I was once told my vagina was perfect by a gynaecologist No bullshit! Should have asked for a certificate, I’d be getting all the action round here.
Mrs TMN x"A Nurse during my smear test said I had a pretty cervix, I told all my friends and had a smile for weeks, not sure why it made me so happy lol | |||
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"Not a Dr but a male Chiropodist once told me, as my foot was in his lap, that I had lovely feet. Awkward! 😐 " Ok that's a tad creepy to be told that by a chiropodist during a treatment | |||
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"My ex wife had a problem with thrush and the doctor suggested painting her vagina with gentian violet. She asked if I could apply it. The doctor asked if I was a gynaecologist. She said no... He's an interior decorator " Would he stop halfway for a tea break, oh and the biscuit crumbs would irritate just as much as the thrush | |||
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"My ex wife had a problem with thrush and the doctor suggested painting her vagina with gentian violet. She asked if I could apply it. The doctor asked if I was a gynaecologist. She said no... He's an interior decorator "  | |||
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"I had to laugh/cry when the consultant told me that I may feel a little uncomfortable whilst he stuck a camera up my dick,🤣😭 " Yeah 'a little uncomfortable' is medical speak for absolute agony | |||
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"I had a letter from a doctor in which he stated *in writing* that and I quote directly 'this woman appears normal'. Not everyone has medical proof of that." Worth framing that and putting on display | |||
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"I had to laugh/cry when the consultant told me that I may feel a little uncomfortable whilst he stuck a camera up my dick,🤣😭 Yeah 'a little uncomfortable' is medical speak for absolute agony "And the so called numbing gel they use is false advertising,🤣 | |||
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"I had to laugh/cry when the consultant told me that I may feel a little uncomfortable whilst he stuck a camera up my dick,🤣😭 " Was it a Polaroid camera? | |||
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"I had to laugh/cry when the consultant told me that I may feel a little uncomfortable whilst he stuck a camera up my dick,🤣😭 Yeah 'a little uncomfortable' is medical speak for absolute agony
And the so called numbing gel they use is false advertising,🤣"Yep. It only numbs the entry point. I had a cystoscopy and the numbing gel might as well have been washing up liquid for all the food it was | |||
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"I had to laugh/cry when the consultant told me that I may feel a little uncomfortable whilst he stuck a camera up my dick,🤣😭 Yeah 'a little uncomfortable' is medical speak for absolute agony
And the so called numbing gel they use is false advertising,🤣
Yep. It only numbs the entry point.
I had a cystoscopy and the numbing gel might as well have been washing up liquid for all the food it was "I had EMG tests on my urethral sphincter. That involved them inserting a thin needle into the muscle at the entry to my urethra. I've had better days out. | |||
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"I've been told numerous times my BMI is too high (obese category) and they want me to lose two stone to get my BMI into the 'healthy' range
If I lost two stone I would look like Skelotor
BMI is bullshit "It's not but you do need a clinician who can interpret the results and not just read them. | |||
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" A few years back I was asking my GP for some stronger painkillers over the phone whilst waiting for spine surgery. (I was going private for the surgery and couldn't really walk and was in intense pain.) I told him I'm paying 10 grand to be operated on shortly. He said "..really ..is that how much it's costing?..we've let you down haven't we.." . -Not really funny.. "I do think drs get so upset and frustrated with not be able to provide the care they want, it all comes down to funding. But I don't think they're meant to tell you things like this | |||
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" A few years back I was asking my GP for some stronger painkillers over the phone whilst waiting for spine surgery. (I was going private for the surgery and couldn't really walk and was in intense pain.) I told him I'm paying 10 grand to be operated on shortly. He said "..really ..is that how much it's costing?..we've let you down haven't we.." . -Not really funny..
I do think drs get so upset and frustrated with not be able to provide the care they want, it all comes down to funding. But I don't think they're meant to tell you things like this "I told him I was sourcing cannabis oil illegally and even that combined with morphine wasn't touching the pain. I couldn't wait 2 years or more for an operation in that pain...I probably would have taken my own life. It permanently felt like both my legs had snapped / I had been run over. | |||
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"You're just gonna feel a small prick "They get really annoyed when you reach out , cop a feel and say oh well it's personality that counts | |||
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"A consultant told my daughter that her two badly infected ingrowing toenails just needed soap and water, when I queried how soap and water will get the nails which were both deeply embedded to magically un-ingrown, he spluttered 'oh well we can operate if you want that'. Lol so it went from soap and water to an actual operation on both feet
And I've been asked my a consultant who was reviewing my test results if I had been exposed to lots of radiation or grew up in a place that had alot of radiation like Chernobyl wow after that I had to turn the lights off to see if I was glowing in the dark"Oh, it's radiation, I thought it was the sun shining out of your arse 😂😂 🌞🐴 | |||
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"Sad to say but plenty of Drs are winging it, while a fair minority are incompetent. Have had two major and one minor conditions completely misdiagnosed/ignored and in one case mistreated at great expense. A niece almost died because the Dr got her diagnosis completely wrong. "This and some consultants are waste if space and arrogant to go with it. And that after waiting months or even years for appointments. Sometimes getting there and not even who you were expecting but someone they just dragged in for the day with not a clue and nit even read your records. | |||
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"Sad to say but plenty of Drs are winging it, while a fair minority are incompetent. Have had two major and one minor conditions completely misdiagnosed/ignored and in one case mistreated at great expense. A niece almost died because the Dr got her diagnosis completely wrong. "My nan’s GP misdiagnosed her with Shingles. She had in fact had a brain haemorrhage | |||
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"A consultant told my daughter that her two badly infected ingrowing toenails just needed soap and water, when I queried how soap and water will get the nails which were both deeply embedded to magically un-ingrown, he spluttered 'oh well we can operate if you want that'. Lol so it went from soap and water to an actual operation on both feet
And I've been asked my a consultant who was reviewing my test results if I had been exposed to lots of radiation or grew up in a place that had alot of radiation like Chernobyl wow after that I had to turn the lights off to see if I was glowing in the dark
Oh, it's radiation, I thought it was the sun shining out of your arse 😂😂 🌞🐴"Pmsl, my arse IS amazing, it shines on the worthy and is also where I pull all of my wit out from  | |||
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" A few years back I was asking my GP for some stronger painkillers over the phone whilst waiting for spine surgery. (I was going private for the surgery and couldn't really walk and was in intense pain.) I told him I'm paying 10 grand to be operated on shortly. He said "..really ..is that how much it's costing?..we've let you down haven't we.." . -Not really funny..
I do think drs get so upset and frustrated with not be able to provide the care they want, it all comes down to funding. But I don't think they're meant to tell you things like this
I told him I was sourcing cannabis oil illegally and even that combined with morphine wasn't touching the pain.
I couldn't wait 2 years or more for an operation in that pain...I probably would have taken my own life.
It permanently felt like both my legs had snapped / I had been run over."It's likely you should have had neuropathic pain meds as well. | |||
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"A consultant told my daughter that her two badly infected ingrowing toenails just needed soap and water, when I queried how soap and water will get the nails which were both deeply embedded to magically un-ingrown, he spluttered 'oh well we can operate if you want that'. Lol so it went from soap and water to an actual operation on both feet
And I've been asked my a consultant who was reviewing my test results if I had been exposed to lots of radiation or grew up in a place that had alot of radiation like Chernobyl wow after that I had to turn the lights off to see if I was glowing in the dark
Oh, it's radiation, I thought it was the sun shining out of your arse 😂😂 🌞🐴
Pmsl, my arse IS amazing, it shines on the worthy and is also where I pull all of my wit out from "
My arse is more coherent on some days | |||
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" A few years back I was asking my GP for some stronger painkillers over the phone whilst waiting for spine surgery. (I was going private for the surgery and couldn't really walk and was in intense pain.) I told him I'm paying 10 grand to be operated on shortly. He said "..really ..is that how much it's costing?..we've let you down haven't we.." . -Not really funny..
I do think drs get so upset and frustrated with not be able to provide the care they want, it all comes down to funding. But I don't think they're meant to tell you things like this
I told him I was sourcing cannabis oil illegally and even that combined with morphine wasn't touching the pain.
I couldn't wait 2 years or more for an operation in that pain...I probably would have taken my own life.
It permanently felt like both my legs had snapped / I had been run over.
It's likely you should have had neuropathic pain meds as well."I think I had some of those already. Discs were actually cracking/ breaking and the pieces were sticking into the nerves. Had 2 operations. | |||
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"I had a bit off uh oh moment relating to the crown jewels anyway...one of the final checks was an ultra sound thing ... goes into the room lady nurse middle aged .. which threw me into a unexpected oh no panic about the obvious happening as this was going to be up close and personal .. I have never been so embarrassed in all my life being instructed to hold my willy this way that way having my sack manipulated and pulled taut that way and the other way.. bless her she must of sensed my awkward embarrassment And then at the end she declared that's a happy ending it all looks to be in perfect working order to me ... your results will be documented for the doctor I was dressed and out that door in about 5 seconds ... steam evaporating off my glowing face " If I had her job I would definitely use the words 'happy ending' constantly and 'lets see the little chap' | |||
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"A consultant told my daughter that her two badly infected ingrowing toenails just needed soap and water, when I queried how soap and water will get the nails which were both deeply embedded to magically un-ingrown, he spluttered 'oh well we can operate if you want that'. Lol so it went from soap and water to an actual operation on both feet
And I've been asked my a consultant who was reviewing my test results if I had been exposed to lots of radiation or grew up in a place that had alot of radiation like Chernobyl wow after that I had to turn the lights off to see if I was glowing in the dark
Oh, it's radiation, I thought it was the sun shining out of your arse 😂😂 🌞🐴
Pmsl, my arse IS amazing, it shines on the worthy and is also where I pull all of my wit out from "You're right, it is amazing, I've fabbed it...twice. 😃 You said wit, I really hope that's not a typo 😂 | |||
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"A consultant told my daughter that her two badly infected ingrowing toenails just needed soap and water, when I queried how soap and water will get the nails which were both deeply embedded to magically un-ingrown, he spluttered 'oh well we can operate if you want that'. Lol so it went from soap and water to an actual operation on both feet
And I've been asked my a consultant who was reviewing my test results if I had been exposed to lots of radiation or grew up in a place that had alot of radiation like Chernobyl wow after that I had to turn the lights off to see if I was glowing in the dark
Oh, it's radiation, I thought it was the sun shining out of your arse 😂😂 🌞🐴
Pmsl, my arse IS amazing, it shines on the worthy and is also where I pull all of my wit out from
You're right, it is amazing, I've fabbed it...twice. 😃
You said wit, I really hope that's not a typo 😂"Sorry was meant to say 'charm'  | |||
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"When I was 17 my family doctor told me I’d be dead before I was 25 because I was a poof, I’d never get life insurance and I’d be removed from the medical practice. This was in 1994." Wow, what a prick he was | |||
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"I had a bit off uh oh moment relating to the crown jewels anyway...one of the final checks was an ultra sound thing ... goes into the room lady nurse middle aged .. which threw me into a unexpected oh no panic about the obvious happening as this was going to be up close and personal .. I have never been so embarrassed in all my life being instructed to hold my willy this way that way having my sack manipulated and pulled taut that way and the other way.. bless her she must of sensed my awkward embarrassment And then at the end she declared that's a happy ending it all looks to be in perfect working order to me ... your results will be documented for the doctor I was dressed and out that door in about 5 seconds ... steam evaporating off my glowing face If I had her job I would definitely use the words 'happy ending' constantly and 'lets see the little chap'" lol yep deal with the elephant in the room early | |||
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"I had a bit off uh oh moment relating to the crown jewels anyway...one of the final checks was an ultra sound thing ... goes into the room lady nurse middle aged .. which threw me into a unexpected oh no panic about the obvious happening as this was going to be up close and personal .. I have never been so embarrassed in all my life being instructed to hold my willy this way that way having my sack manipulated and pulled taut that way and the other way.. bless her she must of sensed my awkward embarrassment And then at the end she declared that's a happy ending it all looks to be in perfect working order to me ... your results will be documented for the doctor I was dressed and out that door in about 5 seconds ... steam evaporating off my glowing face If I had her job I would definitely use the words 'happy ending' constantly and 'lets see the little chap' lol yep deal with the elephant in the room early "You been perving my profile | |||
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"I had a bit off uh oh moment relating to the crown jewels anyway...one of the final checks was an ultra sound thing ... goes into the room lady nurse middle aged .. which threw me into a unexpected oh no panic about the obvious happening as this was going to be up close and personal .. I have never been so embarrassed in all my life being instructed to hold my willy this way that way having my sack manipulated and pulled taut that way and the other way.. bless her she must of sensed my awkward embarrassment And then at the end she declared that's a happy ending it all looks to be in perfect working order to me ... your results will be documented for the doctor I was dressed and out that door in about 5 seconds ... steam evaporating off my glowing face If I had her job I would definitely use the words 'happy ending' constantly and 'lets see the little chap' lol yep deal with the elephant in the room early
You been perving my profile "Pmsl I did not realise you was a game warden... big job that  | |||
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"I had to laugh/cry when the consultant told me that I may feel a little uncomfortable whilst he stuck a camera up my dick,🤣😭 Yeah 'a little uncomfortable' is medical speak for absolute agony
And the so called numbing gel they use is false advertising,🤣"Certainly is,plus they gave it a full three seconds to work before going for it. I found the flash bulb worse though | |||
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"I had to laugh/cry when the consultant told me that I may feel a little uncomfortable whilst he stuck a camera up my dick,🤣😭 Yeah 'a little uncomfortable' is medical speak for absolute agony
And the so called numbing gel they use is false advertising,🤣
Certainly is,plus they gave it a full three seconds to work before going for it. I found the flash bulb worse though "It's when they send in a whole camera crew that you need to worry 😂🎥🎬🎞️ | |||
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"When i was having a procedure done and had my legs in stirrups the doctor said you look good for 40 even tho he was looking down below at the time.. "Hahahaha | |||
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"I had to laugh/cry when the consultant told me that I may feel a little uncomfortable whilst he stuck a camera up my dick,🤣😭 " | |||
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"I had to laugh/cry when the consultant told me that I may feel a little uncomfortable whilst he stuck a camera up my dick,🤣😭 "The camera is ok, it's the film crew that starts | |||
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"During a chiropractic appointment he stopped and said I probably have spina bifida due to some dimples on my low back. But not to worry about it. I was like WTF !" Chiropractors lay in that kind of 'experimental' field i find. I went to 4 different ones when I had spine issues. Although you might find something beneficial in the beginning stages, I found physiotherapy much more useful. | |||
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"I had to laugh/cry when the consultant told me that I may feel a little uncomfortable whilst he stuck a camera up my dick,🤣😭 Was it a Polaroid camera? " I couldn't look,🫣 It sure felt like it though,😂😂 | |||
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"I had to laugh/cry when the consultant told me that I may feel a little uncomfortable whilst he stuck a camera up my dick,🤣😭 " The camera going up is bad enough, but that first pee afterwards. Pure torture | |||
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"I had to laugh/cry when the consultant told me that I may feel a little uncomfortable whilst he stuck a camera up my dick,🤣😭 The camera going up is bad enough, but that first pee afterwards. Pure torture" That's bloody right mate,🔥😲 | |||
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"I've been told numerous times my BMI is too high (obese category) and they want me to lose two stone to get my BMI into the 'healthy' range
If I lost two stone I would look like Skelotor
BMI is bullshit "Same..... I'm a UK dress size 10, weigh just over 10 stone, I train 5 days a week in the gym and cardio train 5 days a week 2 but coz I'm 163cm tall, apparently that makes me overweight. BMI is absolutely 💯 bullshit! | |||
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"I had to laugh/cry when the consultant told me that I may feel a little uncomfortable whilst he stuck a camera up my dick,🤣😭 The camera going up is bad enough, but that first pee afterwards. Pure torture That's bloody right mate,🔥😲" same for us women | |||
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"An appropriate joke to lighten the mood? A 50 year old woman goes to the doc because she finds a small lump on her breast. The doctor examines her and tells her she has nothing to worry about, he also compliments her by saying that she has the breasts of a 25 year old. Relieved and happy she goes home to hubby who didn’t look up from watching football on tv. “ By the way” she exclaimed “ I’m sure you will be pleased to know that the doctor says I’m ok and that I have the breasts of a 25year old” Hubby looks up and says “ did he mention your 50 year old twat?” “No” she replied “we didn’t talk about you!”" | |||
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"I was told that my endometriosis and polycystic ovaries would ‘be cured if I popped out a few kids’…. Also, it seems that all my health problems would be ‘cured’ if I dropped half my body weight to hit my healthy BMI….. I’d look like a child in a third world country if I dropped to 8st, the only time I was 8st I was about 7 years old….." That seems standard for endometriosis and polycycstic ovaries unfortunately. I remember being told that at aged 15 or so with my dad in the doctor's surgery. He didn't look impressed | |||
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"I was told that my endometriosis and polycystic ovaries would ‘be cured if I popped out a few kids’…. Also, it seems that all my health problems would be ‘cured’ if I dropped half my body weight to hit my healthy BMI….. I’d look like a child in a third world country if I dropped to 8st, the only time I was 8st I was about 7 years old….. That seems standard for endometriosis and polycycstic ovaries unfortunately. I remember being told that at aged 15 or so with my dad in the doctor's surgery. He didn't look impressed "It’s such an annoying get out of jail free excuse | |||
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""But you’re numbed!", said to me as I cried out in pain while being stitched up after giving birth. I just thought, "Well, it clearly hasn’t fucking worked, has it???" But I was in autistic shutdown, so I couldn’t even say anything and just lay there in agony while he carried on stitching." Wimmiz don't feel pain, silly. Hysteroscopies - they tell you to take a paracetamol beforehand | |||
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""But you’re numbed!", said to me as I cried out in pain while being stitched up after giving birth. I just thought, "Well, it clearly hasn’t fucking worked, has it???" But I was in autistic shutdown, so I couldn’t even say anything and just lay there in agony while he carried on stitching. Wimmiz don't feel pain, silly. Hysteroscopies - they tell you to take a paracetamol beforehand "Oh, I know! Fortunately, I had a very lovely team of women when I had my hysteroscopy who took my comfort very seriously. | |||
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