FabSwingers.com forum: How do you greet someone on a date?

By *hagTonight OP Man
18 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

As some of you know I had a date last week, it was really nice, we had a walking date, we chatted all the way, when I first met her I said hey and introduced myself coupled with a wide smile and a kiss on both cheeks, we both leaned in for the cheek kiss, almost like it was planned, it was nice, when the date was over we ended it with a cheek kiss as well.

There are many ways to greet, from hugging, hand shake, air kiss, cheek kiss. I think the one that is least common is a kiss on the mouth, isnt it? I think that mouth kissing can make things feel sexual really quickly, a kiss on the cheek is more romantic. I guess it depends what kind of date it is too, a vanilla date or a sex date.

It would be interesting to see how you greet someone on a date and do you kiss them on the cheek too, or what do you prefer to do?

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By *egDaySkipperMan
18 weeks ago

Liverpool

Formal handshake!

Unless they try and go for a hug, I don't want to be left hanging awkwardly

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By *mmaleiaWoman
18 weeks ago

Trowbridge

I like to go in for a hug, it can tell me a lot about that person

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By *riar BelisseWoman
18 weeks ago

Holibobs

I'm a hugger with a kiss on the cheek, with friends and dates

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

I sing some Backstreet Boys to them.

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By *arysueCouple
18 weeks ago

West Wales

definitely kiss on the lips

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
18 weeks ago

North West

I’m a hugger too - in for the hug and a kiss on the cheek.

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By *lacKingSizedMan
18 weeks ago

Salford

Depends on how you know them before hand but at minimum a hug I would think. Probably more likely to give a cheek kiss if I didn't know them well funnily enough

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
18 weeks ago

Leeds

Probably a hug.

Mrs

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By *onbons_xxMan
18 weeks ago

Bolton

Go for the hug….glad the date went well!

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By *oneyBee200Woman
18 weeks ago

Kent

At a push, kiss on the cheek, depends on the vibe they give off. It's the goodbye I think about. I've had some bad experiences of men trying to suck my face off

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
18 weeks ago

norwich

Whats a date?

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

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By *a LunaWoman
18 weeks ago

o o OO o o

Just say _ello 👋

Hugs and kisses are for the end of the date.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

I go for a kiss on the cheek and just a gentle welcoming hug that says “nice to see you” but nothing too OTT or overbearing

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
18 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Moonwalk up to them, Shamo them Michael Jackson style and a little hug

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Snog their face off and whip their cock out. Normally.

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By *elloWoman
18 weeks ago

alpha centauri

A wave and a smile as you approach then grab their head, few seconds of motorboarding, then slap on the arse and say alright luv fancy a jump in that alley .

I've only been in 1 date and that was like 25 years ago so can't really remember but that sounds about right for me.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
18 weeks ago

Doncaster

A big cheesy grin, a hug and a kiss on the cheek is my mo, 😁🫂💋

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

I'm a hugger with cheek kisses.. unless they hold their hand out first

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By *illy IdolMan
18 weeks ago

Midlands

"I sing some Backstreet Boys to them."

Everybody?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Chichester

A respectfully distanced hug usually

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By *CBoyTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Rhondda

Surely the appropriate greeting is " Do you spit or swallow?". You need to know if you're wasting your time or not.

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By *olarbear73Man
18 weeks ago

Glasgow

I slip my hand around the small of her back, pull her in, kiss her on her cheek and tell her she smells wonderful.

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By *oughmanMan
18 weeks ago

Sunderland

Handshake, unless they come in for the hug.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

"I slip my hand around the small of her back, pull her in, kiss her on her cheek and tell her she smells wonderful. "

Date please!

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By *hagTonight OP Man
18 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"Formal handshake!

Unless they try and go for a hug, I don't want to be left hanging awkwardly

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Yes, a handshake is good too

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I hug them and keep my distance when doing so, as my reasonable sized boobs stop me getting too close.

I then offer them a jelly baby

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
18 weeks ago

Leeds

I usually slip her a polaroid of my cock.

The mr

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By *EAT..85Woman
18 weeks ago

Nottingham

Usually a quick hug. But I'm not naturally a hugger so this isn't ideal for me.

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By *eoBloomsMan
18 weeks ago

Springfield

I'm a hugger but not everyone is so normally a handshake. After we've met its easier to read their body language so usually a hug to end.

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

h goes for the finger blast

never fails

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By *elloWoman
18 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"I usually slip her a polaroid of my cock.

The mr "

Hand her a stack of penis Polaroids so she can turn them into a flip book of your cock boiiinging and waving , brilliant momento of the date.

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

"I sing some Backstreet Boys to them.

Everybody?"

As long as they love me.

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By *illy IdolMan
18 weeks ago

Midlands

"I sing some Backstreet Boys to them.

Everybody?

As long as they love me."

You don't care who they are?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
18 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Hug and kiss on the cheek

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

"I sing some Backstreet Boys to them.

Everybody?

As long as they love me.

You don't care who they are?"

Quit playing games.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
18 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

The last one I simply looked down at my watch, tapped it a few times with a raised eyebrow, told them they were on the clock and had 5 minutes to impress.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
18 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Generally big smiles and a _ello, occasionally a kiss on the cheek. I hate handshakes, feels so awkward 😬

Mrs TMN x

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By *illy IdolMan
18 weeks ago

Midlands

"I sing some Backstreet Boys to them.

Everybody?

As long as they love me.

You don't care who they are?

Quit playing games."

I'm not! I want it that way🫶

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

"I sing some Backstreet Boys to them.

Everybody?

As long as they love me.

You don't care who they are?

Quit playing games.

I'm not! I want it that way🫶"

Tell me why.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
18 weeks ago

Leeds

"I usually slip her a polaroid of my cock.

The mr

Hand her a stack of penis Polaroids so she can turn them into a flip book of your cock boiiinging and waving , brilliant momento of the date. "

Great idea! Who doesn’t love a cock scrapbook ( why didn’t I think of this earlier 🤦🏻‍♂️ ) I could accompany it with a mix tape of my sexual moans. Genius!

The mr

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By *hagTonight OP Man
18 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"A wave and a smile as you approach then grab their head, few seconds of motorboarding, then slap on the arse and say alright luv fancy a jump in that alley .

I've only been in 1 date and that was like 25 years ago so can't really remember but that sounds about right for me."
Hi _ello, yes, a wave and a smile as you approach them is good too

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By *heff32Man
18 weeks ago

sheffield

With a hug

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By *cotsman269Man
18 weeks ago

Falkirk

I thought the standard was show them your cock and say FAF 😂🤣😂

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By *hristopherd999Man
18 weeks ago

Brentwood

"Snog their face off and whip their cock out. Normally. "

Wanna meet?!

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By *hagTonight OP Man
18 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"I'm a hugger with a kiss on the cheek, with friends and dates

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Hi briar, that is good you are a hugger with a kiss on the cheek too

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
18 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

I bend over at the middle and lean over until I can see backwards through my legs shooting my extended arm and hand through the gap so that they can greet me with a handshake....

Once a Mason always a Mason

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By *heelerMan
18 weeks ago

Northants

Hello and eat another maltezer

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By *illy IdolMan
18 weeks ago

Midlands

"I bend over at the middle and lean over until I can see backwards through my legs shooting my extended arm and hand through the gap so that they can greet me with a handshake....

Once a Mason always a Mason "

Sounds more like the Rotary club

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

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By *ude LawMan
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

"I bend over at the middle and lean over until I can see backwards through my legs shooting my extended arm and hand through the gap so that they can greet me with a handshake....

Once a Mason always a Mason

Sounds more like the Rotary club"

Perry good.

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By *inx000Couple
18 weeks ago

Manchester

Definitely a hug with a big smile 😁

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By *ansoffateMan
18 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I'm glad your date went well.

Analysing past date experiences, there's some corrupt files and some compressed for storage. Data attained.

I can recall a kiss as a greeting, on a first date - it was pretty spontaneous. Met in a hotel car park, eyes met approached her. My brain was thinking hug, I can't read her mind but we were snogging in the car park and she suggested we go up to the room. I believe you are right, it does appear to lead to sex.

I think the most surprising greeting I've had was when someone turned around and flashed her bum to me, in a coffee shop. It was pretty hilarious, she had a peachy bum too.

I've contemplated this greeting myself. I reckon I've still got the legs to pull a mini-skirt off, but the whole shaving thing seems like a lot of effort.

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By *host63Man
18 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

Hug kiss on the cheek

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By *bitofaslutWoman
18 weeks ago

Cannock

I'm a hug and cheek kisser.

Lips would be a very welcome surprise, but I'm not going to start it unless the pre-meet chat has been heavily explicit.

But yeah you can tell a lot from a hug. It takes an effort to come back from a half arsed hug.

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By *eroLondonMan
18 weeks ago

Mayfair

If she doesn't curtsy for me then it's unlikely it will go further than a "How do you do?". 🎩

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18 weeks ago

"If she doesn't curtsy for me then it's unlikely it will go further than a "How do you do?". 🎩"

What? No How's your father?

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Gentle hug and kiss on the cheek. And any compliments if I can see an effort has been made

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By *cLovin2Man
18 weeks ago

London

"I usually slip her a polaroid of my cock.

The mr

Hand her a stack of penis Polaroids so she can turn them into a flip book of your cock boiiinging and waving , brilliant momento of the date. "

Make sure to include the fridge magnet

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By *hilly1515Man
18 weeks ago

coastal

This has gotten me to thinking how swingering dates go down in different countries and cultures.....

i know that's random but its popped out of my head so that explains a lot

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By *emofaJamesMan
18 weeks ago

London, Notting Hill.

I aim for the rugby tackle greeting, normally quickly dispels any nerves.

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By *cLovin2Man
18 weeks ago

London

As a greeting for women I'm very much in favour of "Hi Sugar Tits, how are they hanging"

Admittedly it seems to repel women but I've made my choice.

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By *eroLondonMan
18 weeks ago

Mayfair

"If she doesn't curtsy for me then it's unlikely it will go further than a "How do you do?". 🎩

What? No How's your father?

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I would make an exception with you. 💌

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By *appygolucky coupleCouple
18 weeks ago

colchester area

For us it depends on were we are meeting. In public its a hug and kiss on the cheak for me and a hand shake for him. If in private its a long kiss and hand on my bum. For him its still a hand shake and a wink of lets get this party started.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
18 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Smile and maybe hug. I wouldn't be overly comfortable with someone going right in for a kiss when we have literally just met. Kissing and touching is for later on once we are comfortable.

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By *emofaJamesMan
18 weeks ago

London, Notting Hill.

Living in France, I've come to accept the kiss, for both men and women. A deft touch to each cheek.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
18 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"I'm glad your date went well.

Analysing past date experiences, there's some corrupt files and some compressed for storage. Data attained.

I think the most surprising greeting I've had was when someone turned around and flashed her bum to me, in a coffee shop. It was pretty hilarious, she had a peachy bum too.

I've contemplated this greeting myself. I reckon I've still got the legs to pull a mini-skirt off, but the whole shaving thing seems like a lot of effort."
Ty, yes, it is good to be spontaneous too

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By *ennineTopMan
18 weeks ago

York

On meeting a lady on a first date I usually say something like "You look fabulous" because often they do look fabulous.

I then pause for a moment to see their reaction. If it's positive or they blush then I ask "would you like a quick hug?".

The answer is invariably yes or an embarrrassed nod, so I give them a very short hug and an air kiss on one cheek.

Most people are as nervous as hell on a first meet and it's polite to put them at ease.

If their reaction to the initial compliment is negative then you instantly know they don't find you attractive.

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By *entfootloverMan
18 weeks ago

Sevenoaks

Kiss on the cheeks. Then again I am from Europe

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By *odgerMooreMan
18 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

A punch in the arm and a loud ‘alright shagger!! Hows things’. And maybe ‘ are we shagging before the coffee or after… just im missing the match!!’

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

I think going in for a hug is a good way to start

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By *ikeValentinaCouple
18 weeks ago

London

If it’s a first date I would definitely do a smile and a hug when meeting.

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By *oodguy71pMan
18 weeks ago

Steventon

I tend to use the modern method and flash my cock immediately......I think I might have been on Fab too long!

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
18 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I'd rather a smile and _ello. Maybe a handshake at a push. What's with all this physical contact with strangers?! *shudder* Everyone seems to be in to hugging nowadays though so I expect that and perform it back but inside my head I hate it.

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By *2000ManMan
18 weeks ago

Worthing

I let them approach me for a hug and lean in to kiss.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
18 weeks ago

little house on the praire

"I'd rather a smile and _ello. Maybe a handshake at a push. What's with all this physical contact with strangers?! *shudder* Everyone seems to be in to hugging nowadays though so I expect that and perform it back but inside my head I hate it. "
why would you do something you didn't want to do. Wouldn't you of had the conversation before you met

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
18 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Possibly clacking 2 half coconuts together 🥥🥥 making neighing noises, tell her to jump on my back and gallop off outside until we found a place to grab a bite or drink.

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By *ags73Man
18 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Obi Wan style ‘_ello there!’

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By *olinOfBathMan
18 weeks ago

Corsham

If she doesn't sink immediately to her knees, I place a hand on each shoulder and apply downward pressure.

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
18 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

" Everyone seems to be in to hugging nowadays though so I expect that and perform it back but inside my head I hate it.

why would you do something you didn't want to do. Wouldn't you of had the conversation before you met"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
18 weeks ago

little house on the praire

" Everyone seems to be in to hugging nowadays though so I expect that and perform it back but inside my head I hate it.

why would you do something you didn't want to do. Wouldn't you of had the conversation before you met

Because of social norms... because I'm autistic and I have to do things I don't want to do in social settings every single day...but I don't necessarily want to have to explain myself. My observation was meant to emphasise that hugging-as-greeting seems to have become very commonplace. "
There are a lot of people that don't like being touched, I've become more aware of it over the last few years. If I didn't think someone was happy with a hug I wouldn't give them one. Wouldn't want to make them feel uncomfortable

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By *ife NinjaMan
18 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Lob my nob out, cop a feel 😋🤭🤣🤓

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By *ooBulMan
18 weeks ago

SNottingham

I say "Ay-up me ducks!!!"

Look her up & down, raise an eyebrow like Roger Moore, then a huge infectious Cheshire cat grin that maintains itself. (Think good, positive happy thoughts...)

I tell her she looks & smells great. I offer an arm & look at it and ask would she like to link arms with me and hopefully we move forward.

I tell her I'm gagging for a drink & would she like one?

There's plenty of time for hugging & kissing later.... Do that just before you leave?

I'm not from a big hugging type of family any way. This European hugging & kissing feels a bit false to me. However, when you have a French relative it is common place & would be rude not to do it....

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By *itygamesMan
18 weeks ago

i just say Hi , or Hello..the rest will fall into place if and when the times right.

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By *igblackchocolateMan
18 weeks ago

London & Essex

A hug or a hand shake and kiss on both cheek and normally end it with a hug after the date

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By *ennineTopMan
18 weeks ago

York

"Because of social norms... because I'm autistic and I have to do things I don't want to do in social settings every single day...but I don't necessarily want to have to explain myself. My observation was meant to emphasise that hugging-as-greeting seems to have become very commonplace."

There's nothing wrong with not wanting to hug straight away. It's also why I ask whether someone wants to have a quick hug rather than just assuming it.

But maybe it's best to reveal your sensitivities in messages exchanged before meeting so that this is already understood. After all the underlying theme is presumably that one is hoping to become very intimate eventually, so it's natural that an otherwise uninformed dating partner would assume that you'd be comfortable with a quick innocent hug in a public space.

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By *aizyWoman
18 weeks ago

west midlands

"Possibly clacking 2 half coconuts together 🥥🥥 making neighing noises, tell her to jump on my back and gallop off outside until we found a place to grab a bite or drink."

Giddy up

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By *B..Woman
18 weeks ago

Wiltshire

First meet a kiss on the cheek and possibly a hug

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By *obilebottomMan
18 weeks ago

All over

I am careful as some people are not huggers or want that first time so probably try and pick a signal. Personally I greet all my friends with a kiss on each cheek. If the are French, they may get up to four kisses depending on which part of France they are from.

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By *parkle1974Woman
18 weeks ago

Leeds

My last first meet walked up to me, apologised for what he was about to do and then proceeded to kiss me quite passionately.

The one before him told me he would greet me with a smile and a kiss on both cheeks x

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
18 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"My last first meet walked up to me, apologised for what he was about to do and then proceeded to kiss me quite passionately.

The one before him told me he would greet me with a smile and a kiss on both cheeks x"

He then went on to coach the Spanish women's football team to glory 🤔

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
18 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Possibly clacking 2 half coconuts together 🥥🥥 making neighing noises, tell her to jump on my back and gallop off outside until we found a place to grab a bite or drink.

Giddy up"

Oh you're lovely and light too D. I reckon you would get some mileage out of me.

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By *ony MannMan
18 weeks ago

South Newton

The receptionist at my hotel in Austria gets a hug, as does the owner and a few other staff.

My good friend from Fab who I have never intended to bed, mostly because she said so gets an air kiss.

If I am meeting for coffee it's a cheek kiss.

One lady, we said hi, got to the hotel lift and was open mouth kissing before the doors shut.

Most meets and kissing on the mouth.

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By *each needs some creamWoman
18 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

I don't date I meet so it's a full on lips kiss or my lips around his cock.

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By *jonesMan
18 weeks ago

south west

Good for you op...I love a fab date .

Dog walking and a coffee normally.

I just go in with a smile and a sort of continental hug....

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
18 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Like you do on here - cock out with 'fancy a fuck?'.

It always works on here so why shouldn't it work on the dating scene?

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple
18 weeks ago

Watermouth

We met at a club, I said do you kiss?

She said yes

Bed time, end of story.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
18 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"I let them approach me for a hug and lean in to kiss."
That is good you let them approach you too

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By *hagTonight OP Man
18 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"definitely kiss on the lips "
Hi _arysue, that is good with a kiss in the lips too

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
18 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Shag, are you seeing her again

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By *hagTonight OP Man
18 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"Shag, are you seeing her again"
Hi diamondsmiles, yes. I will see her again, the next time is on this sunday too

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
18 weeks ago

little house on the praire

"Shag, are you seeing her againHi diamondsmiles, yes. I will see her again, the next time is on this sunday too

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That's brilliant I'm really pleased for you

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By *hagTonight OP Man
18 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"Shag, are you seeing her againHi diamondsmiles, yes. I will see her again, the next time is on this sunday too

That's brilliant I'm really pleased for you

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Ty, yes. I had a great time with her too

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By *tr8MrEMan
18 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

All the above is great, but surely "Hi, or Hello" would be first thing on the agenda 🤷🤷

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
18 weeks ago

Bedfuck

I do a Regency New Romantic style spin with optional pirouette and courtsey or wavering bow ala black adder, kiss of the hand on a lady, or a swish of my hanky for a guy. Then a compliment on their beauty or how handsome, then offer to buy some refreshments.

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By *ony MannMan
17 weeks ago

South Newton

Lock eyes, read their comfortable space and act accordingly.

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By *eoBloomsMan
17 weeks ago

Springfield

"Shag, are you seeing her againHi diamondsmiles, yes. I will see her again, the next time is on this sunday too

That's brilliant I'm really pleased for you

Ty, yes. I had a great time with her too

How did your second date go Shag? 🤞

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By *anderingArtistMan
17 weeks ago

an abstract world

Usually by walking up to them and saying "Hi, I can see you're on a date. Do you mind if I sit in the corner and stare awkwardly in case it goes south then I can have a crack?"

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By *heff32Man
17 weeks ago

sheffield

I like to shake hands with a hug

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
17 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

I first hold my phone up and compare the highly filtered, cleverly angled instagram photo she sent me, and if she does well on my scale of - Fake/catfish/sneaky/okay/better in the flesh, I’ll then give a ‘celebrity air kiss’ and hug. If she’s stunning, she gets a kiss on her hand.

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By *edSirenWoman
17 weeks ago

magic mountain

99.9% of the time it’s a hug, and a little kiss.

But then I’ve also had someone come up behind me and run his finger down my spine while whispering in my ear as a _ello. I think I came in my pants just a little from that 🥵

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By *olden RatioWoman
17 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

Fistbump and then push them in a hedge.

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By *oeBeansMan
17 weeks ago

Derby

It's always generally a hug and sometimes a kiss on the cheek. I generally wait for them to lead on the latter in case they think it would too familiar too soon. Maybe I over thought this 😅

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By *oeBeansMan
17 weeks ago

Derby

"Fistbump and then push them in a hedge. "

I'm still picking the thorns out 😢

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Shhhh it will all be over soon 😬

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By *vaRoseWoman
17 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

A pre-determined secret handshake and fist bump

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Ger in the van

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By *ynamite500Man
17 weeks ago

Angus

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
17 weeks ago

Bristol

Chloroform

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By *ynamite500Man
17 weeks ago

Angus

Soak the rag and tell her to put the lotion in the basket!🤣🤣🤣

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
17 weeks ago

Central

I like to hug and a peck at the same time can be good

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By *orkshirebear74Man
17 weeks ago

Sheffield

Large glass ashtray

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By *rSuave88Man
17 weeks ago

Mirfield

'Wagwaaan my G' followed by a fist bump 👊🏽

100% success rate

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By *tr8MrEMan
17 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Slap my todger in her hand whilst I weigh up both fun bags with a full on motorboat.

Too much??

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By *es not the MessiahMan
17 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Firm handshake

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
17 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Ahoy-hoy Cap'n

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By *lix CoxMan
17 weeks ago

CF39

Simple Just smile ??

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By *ony MannMan
17 weeks ago

South Newton

"99.9% of the time it’s a hug, and a little kiss.

But then I’ve also had someone come up behind me and run his finger down my spine while whispering in my ear as a _ello. I think I came in my pants just a little from that 🥵 "

Then turned around and noticed it was not your arranged meet?

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By *dsucksTV/TS
17 weeks ago

crofton park

The door would be on the latch, so they would push it open and see me on my knee's dressed in slutty lingerie.

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By *aissez-faireMan
17 weeks ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Normally it’s just a polite handshake………… before introducing my mother ………….

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
17 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I'm thinking of changing my approach to the long lost 'pat-a-cake' and speed it up until the one that loses rhythm gets a small hug from the victor but then has to get the brews in.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
17 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Wow you turned up

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By *edSirenWoman
17 weeks ago

magic mountain

"I'm thinking of changing my approach to the long lost 'pat-a-cake' and speed it up until the one that loses rhythm gets a small hug from the victor but then has to get the brews in."

Pipe down Jessica Rabbit, you just don’t have the boobies to pull that off 😁

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
17 weeks ago

Altrincham

A hug, a kiss on the cheek and a big smile 😀

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By *pex124Man
17 weeks ago

bristol

Hand on the waist and a cheek to cheek kiss

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
17 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I'm thinking of changing my approach to the long lost 'pat-a-cake' and speed it up until the one that loses rhythm gets a small hug from the victor but then has to get the brews in.

Pipe down Jessica Rabbit, you just don’t have the boobies to pull that off 😁"

Alright I'll switch to the one with elastic bands and do cats in the cradle instead.

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By *edSirenWoman
17 weeks ago

magic mountain

"I'm thinking of changing my approach to the long lost 'pat-a-cake' and speed it up until the one that loses rhythm gets a small hug from the victor but then has to get the brews in.

Pipe down Jessica Rabbit, you just don’t have the boobies to pull that off 😁

Alright I'll switch to the one with elastic bands and do cats in the cradle instead."

I see you more as a short skirt, pigtails, bouncing up to them a la hop scotch kinda guy…

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By *lynJMan
17 weeks ago

Morden

I had a date yesterday and we kissed on the lips. 😁😁 The best day I've had for a very long time. 🥳

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
17 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I'm thinking of changing my approach to the long lost 'pat-a-cake' and speed it up until the one that loses rhythm gets a small hug from the victor but then has to get the brews in.

Pipe down Jessica Rabbit, you just don’t have the boobies to pull that off 😁

Alright I'll switch to the one with elastic bands and do cats in the cradle instead.

I see you more as a short skirt, pigtails, bouncing up to them a la hop scotch kinda guy…"

As long as I can do a trick moonwalk in there.

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By *edSirenWoman
17 weeks ago

magic mountain

"I'm thinking of changing my approach to the long lost 'pat-a-cake' and speed it up until the one that loses rhythm gets a small hug from the victor but then has to get the brews in.

Pipe down Jessica Rabbit, you just don’t have the boobies to pull that off 😁

Alright I'll switch to the one with elastic bands and do cats in the cradle instead.

I see you more as a short skirt, pigtails, bouncing up to them a la hop scotch kinda guy…

As long as I can do a trick moonwalk in there."

This is turning into a right old choreographed performance from you. What next? A rose presented to the lady from between your butt cheeks? Can just see it now… twinkle toeing your way over, little pirouette to land facing away from said victim (at this point she will be), aaaaand graceful bow from the waist for flower picking moment

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By *uke olovingmanMan
17 weeks ago

Gravesend

Smile

Hello gorgeous

Hug

Kiss

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
17 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I'm thinking of changing my approach to the long lost 'pat-a-cake' and speed it up until the one that loses rhythm gets a small hug from the victor but then has to get the brews in.

Pipe down Jessica Rabbit, you just don’t have the boobies to pull that off 😁

Alright I'll switch to the one with elastic bands and do cats in the cradle instead.

I see you more as a short skirt, pigtails, bouncing up to them a la hop scotch kinda guy…

As long as I can do a trick moonwalk in there.

Stop playing games and just pick one you would like to see FFS

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By *edSirenWoman
17 weeks ago

magic mountain

"I'm thinking of changing my approach to the long lost 'pat-a-cake' and speed it up until the one that loses rhythm gets a small hug from the victor but then has to get the brews in.

Pipe down Jessica Rabbit, you just don’t have the boobies to pull that off 😁

Alright I'll switch to the one with elastic bands and do cats in the cradle instead.

I see you more as a short skirt, pigtails, bouncing up to them a la hop scotch kinda guy…

As long as I can do a trick moonwalk in there.

Stop playing games and just pick one you would like to see FFS

I’d like you in a short skirt, pigtails, 🌹between the cheeks, whilst singing seal’s a kiss from the rose as you moonwalk over 😁

Did I miss anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
17 weeks ago

Say hi nice to meet you, my name is Rick ,this is my therapist Lucy

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By *urvyLady4BlackMenWoman
17 weeks ago

Norwich

A hug.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
17 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I'm thinking of changing my approach to the long lost 'pat-a-cake' and speed it up until the one that loses rhythm gets a small hug from the victor but then has to get the brews in.

Pipe down Jessica Rabbit, you just don’t have the boobies to pull that off 😁

Alright I'll switch to the one with elastic bands and do cats in the cradle instead.

I see you more as a short skirt, pigtails, bouncing up to them a la hop scotch kinda guy…

As long as I can do a trick moonwalk in there.

Stop playing games and just pick one you would like to see FFS

I’d like you in a short skirt, pigtails, 🌹between the cheeks, whilst singing seal’s a kiss from the rose as you moonwalk over 😁

Did I miss anything?

Because it's Seal and actually one of may favourite songs. Deal.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
17 weeks ago

Gravesend

FabaDabaDoooo!!!

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By *hornyx69Man
17 weeks ago

Folkestone

"I slip my hand around the small of her back, pull her in, kiss her on her cheek and tell her she smells wonderful.

Date please!"

I’ll take you on a date when you free xx

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