FabSwingers.com forum: What your favourite name to call idiots

By *carletts OP Woman
19 weeks ago

Harpenden

I'm rather partial to Twat face

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By *avexxMan
19 weeks ago

cheshire

dick heads

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Bellend is a timeless classic.

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By *outhDublinMan86Man
19 weeks ago

shankill

Plank

Lettuce

Gobshite

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Knobheads

Muppets

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Dumb fuck.

I just love how blunt and in your face it is. It gets the point across.

Reminds me of the interview with Billy Connolly talking about the word "fuck" and how universally understood it is

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By *eoBloomsMan
19 weeks ago

Springfield

Customer Service

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
19 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Twat

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By *ynamite500Man
19 weeks ago

Angus

Cock Drop! 😁

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By *carletts OP Woman
19 weeks ago

Harpenden

"dick heads"

I'm also a fan of dickheads

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Dullards

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Numb nuts

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By *ools and the brainCouple
19 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Morons

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By *lubchuckerMan
19 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Fucktard

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By *hil_mids63Man
19 weeks ago

Leamington

Numpty

Pillock

Plonker

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By *orphia2003Woman
19 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Cock-womble

Twat

Pleb

Wanker

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By *ynamicnatureMan
19 weeks ago

Doncaster

Fuckwit

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By *IXEN200Woman
19 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Twonk

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By *ornycougaWoman
19 weeks ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

Cockwomble or bellend

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
19 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Idiot

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By *inky PaulMan
19 weeks ago

Tibshelf

I like "plum". Can be used where swearing might be frowned upon and is also a good insult/put down.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Reform UK?

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By *arriedminxCouple
19 weeks ago

here

cockwank....

fucktard....

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By *hinstrapMan
19 weeks ago

sheffield

I pretty much use all those above. With satisfaction gained with them all but I am preferably to use clown or doylem

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By *avie65Man
19 weeks ago

In the west.

Cnuts. But up here it can also be a compliment.

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By *ildatheart30Couple
19 weeks ago

Gorebridge

Fucktard

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

I'm not getting dragged into this. I know this an HR trap 🤣🤣

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By *liceDarkTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Worksop

"Fuckwit "

Fuckwit. Yep.

Fucktard as well.

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By *rightonfranceMan
19 weeks ago

brighton - chalais france

Prick is an old favourite, as is numpty, cock sucking mother fuckin' chinky bastard slut whore.. a bit like the old Pepsi advert " ace tasting cool fizzing etc"

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
19 weeks ago

Ipswich

Morons

Brain dead

Tosspot

Twonk

Bell end

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
19 weeks ago

Up North

Prick

Pillock

Or simply …. A fucking idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Pleb

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
19 weeks ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

Depends on the severity of the idiocy

Numpty

Pillock

Twat

Prat

Cockwomble

Wazzock

Fuck yard

Along with many more

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By *anielpiercedMan
19 weeks ago

Cunts, I do like a casual cunting for exceptionally annoying individuals.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
19 weeks ago

Holibobs

Genius...

If I'm vexed. It's fucking genius...

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By *onnie 90Woman
19 weeks ago

Leeds

"Dullards"

Now that's an old English word for sure.

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By *onnie 90Woman
19 weeks ago

Leeds

Goon

Retard

Drippy cunt

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Buffoon

Clown

Plonker

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Gobshite

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By *orkshirefunguyMan
19 weeks ago

Dewsbury

Wazzock

Poindexter

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By *aygallaMan
19 weeks ago

Heighington Village

Mong

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By *aybeLadyWoman
19 weeks ago

West Dublin

Tool

Eejit

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
19 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Dickhead

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
19 weeks ago

Ipswich

Dipshit

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By *ynamite500Man
19 weeks ago

Angus

"Mong"

Hahaha, yay.... I was thinking that one but wasn't sure if it was on the offenders list... Didn't want to get buggered...😳.

Another one of my favourites as well as TARD!!!

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By *ixie888Woman
19 weeks ago

Newcastle under Lyme

Wassock, but that has an endearing tone. A bit like "daft apath"

As an insult- dick swab

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By *layfullsamMan
19 weeks ago

Solihull

Cat fingering thunder c.nt

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By *oo boo bearWoman
19 weeks ago

hull

Fucktard

Cockwomble

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By *zippyMan
19 weeks ago

Wexford

Gimp

Gowl

Pleb

Dirty thick

Ludramán

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Door handle

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By *uriousscouserWoman
19 weeks ago

Wirral

Soft lad/soft shite

Absolute dickhead who works in our legal team quite often gets called twatticus finch, and that's one of my favourite ever nicknames.

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By *olinOfBathMan
19 weeks ago

Corsham

Constable.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Dobber

Cunt banana

Tubestick

Rocket

Or personal favourite a gurnip= A cross between a gherkin and turnip.

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By *bonybucksMan
19 weeks ago

High Wycombe

B#tch, b#stard, motherf#ckerz

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