FabSwingers.com forum: What is the most annoying thing people do in public

By (user no longer on site) OP
19 weeks ago

Afternoon everyone

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By *parkle1974Woman
19 weeks ago

Leeds

Stop in the middle of the aisles when shopping!!!!

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By *ags73Man
19 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Exist.

Actually the dead stop one when walking too

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By *eoBloomsMan
19 weeks ago

Springfield

Weave about like d*unken sailors because they're on the phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Get to the checkout & haven't got their method of payment ready even though they've been in the que waiting for their turn but when it's time to pay , they root around for whatever they need ,wether money or cards .

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Chew gum loudly

Continue talking on their phone when they're paying for shopping at a cashier

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Breathing.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Spit and throw rubbish

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By *all_Dark_DirtyMan
19 weeks ago

all over

"Stop in the middle of the aisles when shopping!!!!

I can cope with them being in the middle as long as I can apologise for squeezing past, trolly at one side while talking to a friend who’s blocking the other side boils my blood though😡

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By *zeroMan
19 weeks ago

Glasgow

Be completely oblivious and stuck in their own world. Not only do I have to watch where I'm going but now I have to look out for someone mindlessly walking in front of me or slowly crossing the road when I'm turning a corner

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By *hilly1515Man
19 weeks ago

coastal

Noisy eaters as in with mouth open consistently,

Thankfully not something encountered too often..

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
19 weeks ago

South Wales

Spitting! Xx

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By *tagge_fyxeCouple
19 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Play music without headphones

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
19 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

People walking slow in front of you & your in a rush

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By *outhDublinMan86Man
19 weeks ago

shankill

Walking slow or walking two/three abreast whilst walking slow on a narrow path. Does my tits in

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By *ynamite500Man
19 weeks ago

Angus

"Stop in the middle of the aisles when shopping!!!!

Not just that but the bloody door way,as their head swivels around like a fucking owl😡

Get in, then fucking look!!😠

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By *icolerobbieCouple
19 weeks ago

walsall

Criticise others going about their business.

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By *cLovin2Man
19 weeks ago

London

Worst thing is smokers puffing out their cancerous poison to the people walking behind them. Not allowing us to overtake them. Or smoking where other people are. Inconsiderate.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

not clean up after their dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Weeing in shop doorways

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
19 weeks ago

Leeds

Breath

Mrs

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By *outhDublinMan86Man
19 weeks ago

shankill

"Criticise others going about their business. "

This directed to the people in this thread?

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By *egoCharizardMan
19 weeks ago

leicester

Have phone calls on loud speaker so the entire world can hear and then get annoyed because you hear everything

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By *allandathleticMan
19 weeks ago

Asgard

Indecisiveness. It absolutely ruins me. Especially if there's a doorway or escalators involved.

"EITHER GO IN OR DONT!"

*even thinking about it has me riled.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
19 weeks ago

Leeds

The 90 year old that need to read the back of stuff, thus standing in everyone’s way with their trolley, like come on marjorie you’ve bought the same bread for 40 years, put it in the trolley and fuck off, some of us have shit to do that’s not sit down exercises.

The mr

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By *ad NannaWoman
19 weeks ago

East London

Smell terrible and sit beside me on the bus.

Garlic eaters, you know I'm talking about you.

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By *elix SightedMan
19 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Check their receipts in the doorway of the shop

Use their phone on speaker, especially in Costa

Stand in doorways smoking

Parking like they’re abandoning the car forever

Allow their children to use restaurants as playgrounds

Stand in everyone’s way like a fucking mouth breathing moron

Allow dogs to jump all over my clean clothes

Not stuff socks into their baby’s mouths so I can’t hear them screaming

Throw litter

Be noisy

Be common

Stand next to me

Stand near me

Exist anywhere near me

Breathe

Blink

Look

And that’s just page one.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Check their receipts in the doorway of the shop

Use their phone on speaker, especially in Costa

Stand in doorways smoking

Parking like they’re abandoning the car forever

Allow their children to use restaurants as playgrounds

Stand in everyone’s way like a fucking mouth breathing moron

Allow dogs to jump all over my clean clothes

Not stuff socks into their baby’s mouths so I can’t hear them screaming

Throw litter

Be noisy

Be common

Stand next to me

Stand near me

Exist anywhere near me

Breathe

Blink

Look

And that’s just page one."

Have you been reading my mind?? 🤣🤣

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By *layfull pairingCouple
19 weeks ago

Bristol

"Check their receipts in the doorway of the shop

Use their phone on speaker, especially in Costa

Stand in doorways smoking

Parking like they’re abandoning the car forever

Allow their children to use restaurants as playgrounds

Stand in everyone’s way like a fucking mouth breathing moron

Allow dogs to jump all over my clean clothes

Not stuff socks into their baby’s mouths so I can’t hear them screaming

Throw litter

Be noisy

Be common

Stand next to me

Stand near me

Exist anywhere near me

Breathe

Blink

Look

And that’s just page one."

Everything he said !!

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Not Indicating

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
19 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Spit. Dirty bastards

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
19 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

People texting on there phones & not looking where they going & almost walk into you

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By *ynamite500Man
19 weeks ago

Angus

"not clean up after their dogs "

Really good point...I know it's not the dogs fault, so owners (if caught) should be made to EAT IT!!! By force!!😡 Bet they'll pick up then!!!😡

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By *idssissyTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Nr cricket ground birm

Listen to music or watch social media without headphones

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By * F 2018Couple
19 weeks ago

shropshire

Spitting

Stopping suddenly

Getting in my way

Dropping litter

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By *itygamesMan
19 weeks ago

dont cover there mouth when they cough or sneeze

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By *itygamesMan
19 weeks ago

"Walking slow or walking two/three abreast whilst walking slow on a narrow path. Does my tits in"

there walking cyclists lol

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By *obilebottomMan
19 weeks ago

All over

"Check their receipts in the doorway of the shop

Use their phone on speaker, especially in Costa

Stand in doorways smoking

Parking like they’re abandoning the car forever

Allow their children to use restaurants as playgrounds

Stand in everyone’s way like a fucking mouth breathing moron

Allow dogs to jump all over my clean clothes

Not stuff socks into their baby’s mouths so I can’t hear them screaming

Throw litter

Be noisy

Be common

Stand next to me

Stand near me

Exist anywhere near me

Breathe

Blink

Look

And that’s just page one."

Can I please add not using tongs provided but their hands to pick stuff up and

Standing right up and breathing on your neck at checkout tills pls

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

"Stop in the middle of the aisles when shopping!!!!

THIS..

Even worse at Xmas time its like the fekin dodgems at the shows.

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
19 weeks ago

stockport

Walk out in front of my car with headphones on and looking at their phone with total disregard for incoming traffic.Too lazy or stupid to walk a few yards to a controlled pedestrian crossing.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
19 weeks ago

Doncaster

Not much gets me wound up.

Spitting in public is pretty disgusting.

Obnoxious/ loud behaviour no matter who might be in earshot.

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Just being rude. If being a cunt makes you believe your the best thing since sliced bread, I'm sorry, I've got some news for you.......

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Using the 'hands free' or the loudspeaker option when talking on their phone, despite having both hands free. Not everyone wants to hear your shit.

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By *uri00620Woman
19 weeks ago

Croydon

I would have said spitting or being obnoxious with music in public, particularly on only transport etc.

However, recently i saw a chap empty the entire contents of his nose in a bin. I've never seen anything like it, he stopped right in front of me. So much was evicted from nose, straight into bin. It was really grim.

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By *illy IdolMan
19 weeks ago

Midlands

"I would have said spitting or being obnoxious with music in public, particularly on only transport etc.

At least he did it in a bin and not the floor

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By *illy IdolMan
19 weeks ago

Midlands

Drive right up your arse.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Drive right up your arse."

That's some gaping arse you have if you can fit a car up it 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ynamite500Man
19 weeks ago

Angus

"Drive right up your arse.

That's some gaping arse you have if you can fit a car up it 🤣🤣🤣"

Hahaha🤣🤣🤣....hang on! Right up?😳

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
19 weeks ago

Ipswich

Que jumpers

In traffic even in supermarkets

People pfft

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By *aizyWoman
19 weeks ago

west midlands

"Drive right up your arse.

That's some gaping arse you have if you can fit a car up it 🤣🤣🤣"

Thats how he won fab's massive gaping arse award that time 🏆

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By *layfullsamMan
19 weeks ago

Solihull

For some people it’s just Breathing

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By *pleaseyouMan
19 weeks ago

glasgow

[Removed by poster at 19/03/25 19:56:02]

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By *pleaseyouMan
19 weeks ago

glasgow

"Weeing in shop doorways "
im banned from tesco for this. Should have waited untill they closed maybe

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Drive right up your arse.

That's some gaping arse you have if you can fit a car up it 🤣🤣🤣

Thats how he won fab's massive gaping arse award that time 🏆"

🤣🤣😋

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By *luebell888Woman
19 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Thanks.x

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By *illy IdolMan
19 weeks ago

Midlands

[Removed by poster at 19/03/25 20:01:29]

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By *illy IdolMan
19 weeks ago

Midlands

"Drive right up your arse.

That's some gaping arse you have if you can fit a car up it 🤣🤣🤣

Thats how he won fab's massive gaping arse award that time 🏆

🤣🤣😋"

Wherever there's blame, there's a claim 🏆

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Drive right up your arse.

That's some gaping arse you have if you can fit a car up it 🤣🤣🤣

Thats how he won fab's massive gaping arse award that time 🏆

🤣🤣😋

Wherever there's blame, there's a claim 🏆 "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
19 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Pick and eat. You know what i am on about. They think they are not being watched. It'snot on.

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By *uri00620Woman
19 weeks ago

Croydon

"I would have said spitting or being obnoxious with music in public, particularly on only transport etc.

At least he did it in a bin and not the floor

Was it you? 😯

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Either

Stop randomly in the middle of shop doorways

Use a cash machine. Then spend FUCKING eons sorting out their purse/bag/wallet/life wothout any regard to the queue behind them 😣😣😣🤯🤯🤯

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By *illy IdolMan
19 weeks ago

Midlands

"I would have said spitting or being obnoxious with music in public, particularly on only transport etc.

At least he did it in a bin and not the floor

Was it you? 😯"

Yeah, sorry about that. You never did leave a verification

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By *bonybucksMan
19 weeks ago

High Wycombe

Stare and I look at them they look away. We could have exchanged smiles

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By *orksRockerMan
19 weeks ago

Bradford

Talk on the phone with a regular voice on the train...

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple
19 weeks ago

Watermouth

"Stop in the middle of the aisles when shopping!!!!

That's ghe one x

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman
19 weeks ago

kendal

People who fill thier car at a petrol station, then pop in to pay leaving thier car at the pump, then decide they're gonna do a weekly shop, stop for a chat with Sue from number 46 and then go to the cash machine ...... have a special place waiting for them in the hottest part of hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Open there mouths

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By *im le2Man
19 weeks ago

AYLESTONE

Sit in my favourite seat at the bar.

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By *isurreyguy2019Man
19 weeks ago

surrey

"People who fill thier car at a petrol station, then pop in to pay leaving thier car at the pump, then decide they're gonna do a weekly shop, stop for a chat with Sue from number 46 and then go to the cash machine ...... have a special place waiting for them in the hottest part of hell!"

That, plus the cockwombles who block the entrance of the petrol station for everyone else while they wait for someone to leave instead of just picking the shortest que and waiting there. 🤬

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By *avie65Man
19 weeks ago

In the west.

Take a seat in a coffee shop before they have even ordered. Wait you fekin turn and you will get a seat.

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By *layfullsamMan
19 weeks ago

Solihull

Spit

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By *ilthyRacersCouple
19 weeks ago

Coventry

Watching videos/films on public transport with no headphones.

Having zoom/teams meetings on public transport - a very mardy chap was properly huffing on a train to Scotland recently when the train manager told him and his two collages it wasn’t a boardroom and he shouldn’t be sharing the sound of their meeting with the entire carriage, and they definitely should not have been telling off other passengers for “interrupting”.

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
19 weeks ago

Glasgow

wearing pyjamas when out and about

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By *heff32Man
19 weeks ago

sheffield

When they don't give way

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
19 weeks ago

little house on the praire

People on mobile phones in the street

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By *tr8MrEMan
19 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

The fucking dumbass woman in the car in front of me yesterday...

Sorting her hair out, her sunnies, cleavage. Just so she could take a selfie of herself....whilst driving!!!

What made it doubly worse is the fact she had a baby in the front seat next to her!!!!!

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
19 weeks ago

Bedfuck

I like to annoy shoppers by pretending I'm blind and ask them to read the title of choice cuts ham back to me to confirm what it is I'm buying.

It's got to be choice cuts.

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By *igboobstCouple
19 weeks ago

barrow

Drop litter

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By *exyScientistsCouple
19 weeks ago

Castlebar

Spitting 🤮

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By *udy3Man
19 weeks ago

Corby

FaceTime loud as

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
19 weeks ago

Bristol

"Spitting 🤮"

100% this, it’s absolutely vile

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By *effdelightMan
19 weeks ago

Grimsby

Breath

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By *idnightMischiefMan
19 weeks ago

London

Leave their kids to cry or screech - it seems to happen a lot in East London supermarkets!

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By *antsOffMan
19 weeks ago

Cambs

Pick their nose. Yuck

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple
18 weeks ago

Watermouth

Sit in a public area, with their phone on speaker and shouting at it. Why does anyone want others to here their conversation?

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Breath

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By *NormalMan01Man
18 weeks ago

Harrogate

Walk slowly

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By *ony MannMan
18 weeks ago

South Newton

"Sit in a public area, with their phone on speaker and shouting at it. Why does anyone want others to here their conversation? "

Yes, happened on holiday and he was a British man.

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By *ooBulMan
18 weeks ago

SNottingham

"Stop in the middle of the aisles when shopping!!!!

Yes!!! Exactly this! Make a fucking list & don't clog up the aisle... It's not rocket fuel science Next!!!!!! Jeeeesuuuuus.

Oh, & eating as they walk... Go & sit down. It's not healthy. Chew & think about what you are eating. It's not good to bolt food down... Just putting it out there...

Apart from that I'm quite calm & jokey. Honest!

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By *moothstaffspeepsCouple
18 weeks ago

Stafford

People out shopping with their unruly children talking to them loudly. Normally benefit claiming obese types who have and never will contribute to society.

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By *ewbootsandpanties99Man
18 weeks ago

Darkest South East Surrey

"Sit in a public area, with their phone on speaker and shouting at it. Why does anyone want others to here their conversation? "

This.... and also listen to music and videos in public through their speakers. No manners at all.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
18 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Walk slowly "

This too. I'm great at weaving in and out of people when they get in my way. I'm a walking tailgater and then cut people up 🤣

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
18 weeks ago

Swansea

Dropping litter and spitting

Mrs

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By *rookedsmileMan
18 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Smoke, argue,take up all the pavement.

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By *ucka39Man
18 weeks ago

Newcastle

Have a full blown out conversation whilst standing in the middle of a walk way

Not looking where they are going

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By *2000ManMan
18 weeks ago

Worthing

Using the 'f' word in everyday speak.

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By *fffunCouple
18 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

When they cough and don't cover thier mouth

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By *outhernC0mfortMan
18 weeks ago

Cumbria

Not really annoying per se but now and then lately crossings don't work at the side of the road, so people just stand there looking around them figuring out what is going on, and deciding if they should take that giant leap into the road first.

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By *ackformore100Man
18 weeks ago

Tin town

Spitting? Littering?

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
18 weeks ago

from mars

Breathe

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By *ackformore100Man
18 weeks ago

Tin town

"Spitting? Littering? "

Swearing? Talking on mobiles? Listening to music that nobody se wants to hear? Coughing?

Generally I guess having no appreciation that other people exist and merit some consideration.

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By *cLovin2Man
18 weeks ago

London

"Smell terrible and sit beside me on the bus.

Garlic eaters, you know I'm talking about you. "

I love garlic, I'm coming round to do a garlic fart through your letter box

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago

Watching/listening to devices without headphones in public spaces 🙃🙃🙃🙃

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By *ndycoinsMan
18 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Existing.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
18 weeks ago

Chichester

spitting . dirty heathen bastards, I really have to control myself to not break peoples jaws when I see them doing it in public

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By *ansoffateMan
18 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

That performative tone when it's obvious that they want to be noticed and the conversation itself is arbitrary.

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