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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have just stabbed myself in the foot by stepping on a high heeled shoe.....

What strange accidents have you had??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stood on a plug

puy my back out by sneezing!

Drank old cooking oil by mistake (mother had it in a milk carton!!!)

Not all today thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell down the stairs on Tuesday... Sober and not wearing heels

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Nearly washed my teeth with my face cream this morning (similar tubes)

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I have just stabbed myself in the foot by stepping on a high heeled shoe.....

What strange accidents have you had??"

Ouch!! Hope you're ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trod on the eye end of a needle, in the carpet, snapped it in half.....

A&E had fun and left me with half a dozen stitches.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I almost cut my fingers off with a grinder

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just stabbed myself in the foot by stepping on a high heeled shoe.....

What strange accidents have you had??"

I stepped on a piece of wood with a nail sticking out as a child, fell down two stairs and sprained my ankle, gave myself a small electric shock ( burned my finger), stabbed myself with my tweezers. I think that is it lol

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"Trod on the eye end of a needle, in the carpet, snapped it in half.....

A&E had fun and left me with half a dozen stitches.....

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield


"I have just stabbed myself in the foot by stepping on a high heeled shoe.....

What strange accidents have you had??

I stepped on a piece of wood with a nail sticking out as a child, fell down two stairs and sprained my ankle, gave myself a small electric shock ( burned my finger), stabbed myself with my tweezers. I think that is it lol "

Was this all at once...?if so deserving of a new scene in home alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell on a cucumber .lol.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just stabbed myself in the foot by stepping on a high heeled shoe.....

What strange accidents have you had??

I stepped on a piece of wood with a nail sticking out as a child, fell down two stairs and sprained my ankle, gave myself a small electric shock ( burned my finger), stabbed myself with my tweezers. I think that is it lol

Was this all at once...?if so deserving of a new scene in home alone

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lol wouldn't that be a good film lol but no it wasn't hehe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stood on a Butt plug

puy my back out by sneezing!

Drank old cooking oil by mistake (mother had it in a milk carton!!!)

Not all today thankfully "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stapled my finger at work the other day. Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stood on a Butt plug

puy my back out by sneezing!

Drank old cooking oil by mistake (mother had it in a milk carton!!!)

Not all today thankfully

"

haha should br sat on a butt plug...by accident of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprained my ankle while decorating was pregnant at the time not good having a bump and having to use crutches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jammed my thumb in the car door and for some strange sadistic reason the mrs stood there laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stood on a Butt plug

puy my back out by sneezing!

Drank old cooking oil by mistake (mother had it in a milk carton!!!)

Not all today thankfully

haha should br sat on a butt plug...by accident of course "

Accident my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

carrying an 8x4 plywood board on a building site around edges were nails wind caught me and spun me round making loose my grip next thing i knew i was attached to the board via a nail sticking through my finger, hacksawed the nail off and in A&E was the viewing pleasure of the trainee nurses as it was removed with a set of pliers ( still got the nail ) lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My sister shut my forefinger in a car door as I was getting in and then as I was getting out of the same door I fell flat on my face cutting my eyebrow and knee on a metal bar on the pavement. I then had to go to a surprise party the next evening with a lovely black eye, a bandaged hand and a giant plaster on my knee.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Walked into a concrete bollard whilst ogling some totty, result, 3 days off work with swollen knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stabbed myself in the hand with a fillet knife and also knocked myself out on a dj stand in a club...and i set my face on fire when d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stood on a rake,no,seriously,i stood on a bloody rake!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Walked into a concrete bollard whilst ogling some totty, result, 3 days off work with swollen knee

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Not a very tall bollard then?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I stabbed myself in the hand with a fillet knife and also knocked myself out on a dj stand in a club...and i set my face on fire when d*unk."

You are supposed to swallow the alcohol not pour it over you and set fire to it. Unless you're a pudding. Ouch.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Walked into a concrete bollard whilst ogling some totty, result, 3 days off work with swollen knee

Not a very tall bollard then? "

Ah bollards to ya, just a little sympathy might have been nice

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Walked into a concrete bollard whilst ogling some totty, result, 3 days off work with swollen knee

Not a very tall bollard then?

Ah bollards to ya, just a little sympathy might have been nice "

If it was a bigger bollard I would have rubbed your sore bits better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tripped over a balloon and knocked myself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

somehow managed to shut my thumb in the door when I was closing it when I was having a labor pain...kinda took my mind off my pain in my lower area for a sec or 2...then 6 months to the day, I somehow did it again to the exact same thumb (no labor pain that day thank god!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decided to stand up while playing on the swings in the local park, fell off and ended up with 4 stitches in my forehead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was cutting some wood on a band saw, I was talking to some one and didn't realise the wood had finshed Being cut. My hand slipped and touched the blade, luckily all I got was a cut about the size of a penny to my finger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuck a garden fork through my foot!

Bit of a faux pas!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Walked into a concrete bollard whilst ogling some totty, result, 3 days off work with swollen knee

Not a very tall bollard then?

Ah bollards to ya, just a little sympathy might have been nice

If it was a bigger bollard I would have rubbed your sore bits better."

If it was a bigger bollard, I might have noticed it's presence and performed a "cool" manswerve around the obstacle

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Fell on a cucumber .lol.x "

I soooo want to ask..............but daren't! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once wen wed there was a dripping noise in loft wife at tine nagging me to check it out so like the idiot i am climbed into loft naked and in bad mood. At the time loft was not boarded i found leak then lost balancei fell thru ceiling one leg either side of beam. Lots of blood and splinters in leg and bollox all she did was moan about the mess had to get fire brigade to get me out and was in hospital for two weeks as splinters in my nuts had to be carefully removed and were massively swollen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stood on a plug

puy my back out by sneezing!

Drank old cooking oil by mistake (mother had it in a milk carton!!!)

Not all today thankfully "

Was it butt plug

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By *otwifeHunter808Man
over a year ago

Bury

Was in a rush one morning and jumped in my car knocked it in reverse and smash down the garage doors ..funny now not at 5am , insurance people thought it was funny when they came out !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nearly washed my teeth with my face cream this morning (similar tubes)

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Hope you didn't use the toothpaste on your face?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Stood on a plug

Was it butt plug "

Check out Rusty's post above

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have just stabbed myself in the foot by stepping on a high heeled shoe.....

What strange accidents have you had??"
I burnt my boob ( left one) on the cooker....Ive snapped a bone in my Thumb trying to pick up a Le Cruset saucepan full of water ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dislocated my shoulder numerous times cant think which 1s worse though 1) while playing on a kids play area or 2) attempting to snowboard on a broken board the day before surgery on said shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh pain of all pain. Blazing hot day in August back in 2000. Got disposable BBQ on patio. Had great time etc. started cleaning up, moved BBQ pack and pretty much straight away stood where this thing had been smouldering for a few hours.

I have forgotten child birth. I have not forgotten this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was barefoot and the cat tripped me, I caught my little toe on the corner of a chair. The to was completely perpendicular to my foot. Worse yet I was leaving for a vacation toDisneyland Iin 3 days! Most painful vacation ever.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I burnt my boob ( left one) on the cooker....Ive snapped a bone in my Thumb trying to pick up a Le Cruset saucepan full of water .... "

Femme step away from the kitchen

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