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"I managed to drip honey from a slice of toast all over my handbag..." • I bet you're Prada yourself now. 👜 | |||
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"I managed to drip honey from a slice of toast all over my handbag... • I bet you're Prada yourself now. 👜" Dior not think she's feeling bad enough about this? 🫢 | |||
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"Bet that Rowsed you even more." Answer the question, please, my learned friend. | |||
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"Bet that Rowsed you even more. Answer the question, please, my learned friend." I don't get cross. I get even. | |||
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"Why were you eating toast in the car? is my next question ...🥪" What was your first question? | |||
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"I fell out of bed in the middle of the night, I was dreaming about getting away from a huge spider next thing CRASH !! hit the bedroom floor sideways hip first also smacking my head on the bedside drawer. Back is fucking killing me now. Not happy!" Oh lord! Hope you’re feeling better soon. | |||
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"I kicked the front door because it wouldn't open (it was locked 🫣), while I was already fuming... Broke my big toe, didn't I!? 👀🤣" Bet you felt much less cross after that. Oh wait… | |||
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"I managed to drip honey from a slice of toast all over my handbag... • I bet you're Prada yourself now. 👜 Dior not think she's feeling bad enough about this? 🫢" For the record, I don’t have a designer handbag ![]() | |||
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"Bet that Rowsed you even more. Answer the question, please, my learned friend. I don't get cross. I get even." What if you’re cross with yourself? | |||
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"I kicked the front door because it wouldn't open (it was locked 🫣), while I was already fuming... Broke my big toe, didn't I!? 👀🤣 Bet you felt much less cross after that. Oh wait…" Still seething now... It's still not right! 🫣 | |||
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"Bet that Rowsed you even more. Answer the question, please, my learned friend. I don't get cross. I get even. What if you’re cross with yourself?" Then I better watch out. | |||
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"I managed to drip honey from a slice of toast all over my handbag... • I bet you're Prada yourself now. 👜 Dior not think she's feeling bad enough about this? 🫢" Chanel your anger in a positive manner. | |||
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"Bet that Rowsed you even more. Answer the question, please, my learned friend. I don't get cross. I get even. What if you’re cross with yourself? Then I better watch out." Watch out, Nude Law’s about… | |||
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"I kicked the front door because it wouldn't open (it was locked 🫣), while I was already fuming... Broke my big toe, didn't I!? 👀🤣 Bet you felt much less cross after that. Oh wait… Still seething now... It's still not right! 🫣" Eek, you poor thing! | |||
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"I managed to drip honey from a slice of toast all over my handbag... • I bet you're Prada yourself now. 👜 Dior not think she's feeling bad enough about this? 🫢 Chanel your anger in a positive manner. " · Loewe™ and behold we have a winner..🩶 | |||
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"I was rushing first thing so forgot to do Ringo." This was the initial first line to Paperback Writer. | |||
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"I was out late from work , then found I had a parking ticket in a bike bay. £40 fine for a £1.09p all day bay . I was rushing first thing so forgot to do Ringo. Lesson learnt" Ahhhhhh I feel your pain! | |||
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"The coffee machine was broke from the place I get my morning coffee while on my work break.... that and I hate my job now. Toss up between those two I think. " Perhaps they are related 🤷♀️ | |||
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"Got put in a call wait list, checked the call wait list and the cancel callback was just below check callback time.. It flashed up I was 4th, to then thank me for using the service and cancelling the call. I'd waited from around 10 until around 3:30 " That phone would have been defenestrated if it were me! ![]() | |||
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"Number plate fell off my brand new, 6 day old car. Not a clue where it is!" 😭 | |||
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"I was in too much of a hurry grating parmesan tonight and managed to grate my fingernails at the same time. And my thumb. So now there’s blood in my macaroni cheese and a hole in my thumb." Urgh that made me shiver all over 😬 | |||
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