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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Today, whilst i was raging about some stupid stuff, i managed to drip honey from a slice of toast all over my handbag and car door. As you may imagine, this enraged me further.

What ridiculous things have happened to you whilst you were very very cross?

Mrs TMN x

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By *ude LawMan
19 weeks ago

Harrogate

Bet that Rowsed you even more.

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By *onbons_xxMan
19 weeks ago

Bolton

What a sticky mess

I am a member of the irrational rage club, today’s entry was due to my inability to not understand the defrost function on a microwave doesn’t equal heat, when I was already running late and the tea had gone cold already

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By *ildTimes.Man
19 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Why were you eating toast in the car? is my next question ...🥪

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By *ools and the brainCouple
19 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I fell out of bed in the middle of the night, I was dreaming about getting away from a huge spider next thing CRASH !! hit the bedroom floor sideways hip first also smacking my head on the bedside drawer.

Back is fucking killing me now.

Not happy!

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
19 weeks ago

Voldsøy

I kicked the front door because it wouldn't open (it was locked 🫣), while I was already fuming... Broke my big toe, didn't I!? 👀🤣

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By *eroLondonMan
19 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I managed to drip honey from a slice of toast all over my handbag..."

I bet you're Prada yourself now. 👜

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
19 weeks ago

Voldsøy


"I managed to drip honey from a slice of toast all over my handbag...

I bet you're Prada yourself now. 👜"

Dior not think she's feeling bad enough about this? 🫢

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Bet that Rowsed you even more."

Answer the question, please, my learned friend.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"What a sticky mess

I am a member of the irrational rage club, today’s entry was due to my inability to not understand the defrost function on a microwave doesn’t equal heat, when I was already running late and the tea had gone cold already "

Urgh, cold tea

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By *ude LawMan
19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Bet that Rowsed you even more.

Answer the question, please, my learned friend."

I don't get cross. I get even.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Why were you eating toast in the car? is my next question ...🥪"

What was your first question?

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I fell out of bed in the middle of the night, I was dreaming about getting away from a huge spider next thing CRASH !! hit the bedroom floor sideways hip first also smacking my head on the bedside drawer.

Back is fucking killing me now.

Not happy!"

Oh lord! Hope you’re feeling better soon.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I kicked the front door because it wouldn't open (it was locked 🫣), while I was already fuming... Broke my big toe, didn't I!? 👀🤣"

Bet you felt much less cross after that. Oh wait…

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I managed to drip honey from a slice of toast all over my handbag...

I bet you're Prada yourself now. 👜

Dior not think she's feeling bad enough about this? 🫢"

For the record, I don’t have a designer handbag

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Bet that Rowsed you even more.

Answer the question, please, my learned friend.

I don't get cross. I get even."

What if you’re cross with yourself?

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
19 weeks ago

Voldsøy


"I kicked the front door because it wouldn't open (it was locked 🫣), while I was already fuming... Broke my big toe, didn't I!? 👀🤣

Bet you felt much less cross after that. Oh wait…"

Still seething now... It's still not right! 🫣

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By *ude LawMan
19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Bet that Rowsed you even more.

Answer the question, please, my learned friend.

I don't get cross. I get even.

What if you’re cross with yourself?"

Then I better watch out.

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By *eedsmale36Man
19 weeks ago

Leeds


"I managed to drip honey from a slice of toast all over my handbag...

I bet you're Prada yourself now. 👜

Dior not think she's feeling bad enough about this? 🫢"

Chanel your anger in a positive manner.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Bet that Rowsed you even more.

Answer the question, please, my learned friend.

I don't get cross. I get even.

What if you’re cross with yourself?

Then I better watch out."

Watch out, Nude Law’s about…

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I kicked the front door because it wouldn't open (it was locked 🫣), while I was already fuming... Broke my big toe, didn't I!? 👀🤣

Bet you felt much less cross after that. Oh wait…

Still seething now... It's still not right! 🫣"

Eek, you poor thing!

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By *eroLondonMan
19 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I managed to drip honey from a slice of toast all over my handbag...

I bet you're Prada yourself now. 👜

Dior not think she's feeling bad enough about this? 🫢

Chanel your anger in a positive manner. "

·

Loewe™ and behold we have a winner..🩶

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By *WANDTGCouple
19 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

I was out late from work , then found I had a parking ticket in a bike bay. £40 fine for a £1.09p all day bay . I was rushing first thing so forgot to do Ringo. Lesson learnt

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By *ude LawMan
19 weeks ago

Harrogate


"I was rushing first thing so forgot to do Ringo."

This was the initial first line to Paperback Writer.

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By *reative-mindMan
19 weeks ago

exeter

The coffee machine was broke from the place I get my morning coffee while on my work break.... that and I hate my job now.

Toss up between those two I think.

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By *oodmessMan
19 weeks ago

yumsville

Got put in a call wait list, checked the call wait list and the cancel callback was just below check callback time.. It flashed up I was 4th, to then thank me for using the service and cancelling the call. I'd waited from around 10 until around 3:30

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By *oveandfastWoman
19 weeks ago

Bromsgrove

Number plate fell off my brand new, 6 day old car. Not a clue where it is!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
19 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I was in too much of a hurry grating parmesan tonight and managed to grate my fingernails at the same time. And my thumb. So now there’s blood in my macaroni cheese and a hole in my thumb.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I was out late from work , then found I had a parking ticket in a bike bay. £40 fine for a £1.09p all day bay . I was rushing first thing so forgot to do Ringo. Lesson learnt"

Ahhhhhh I feel your pain!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"The coffee machine was broke from the place I get my morning coffee while on my work break.... that and I hate my job now.

Toss up between those two I think. "

Perhaps they are related 🤷‍♀️

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Got put in a call wait list, checked the call wait list and the cancel callback was just below check callback time.. It flashed up I was 4th, to then thank me for using the service and cancelling the call. I'd waited from around 10 until around 3:30 "

That phone would have been defenestrated if it were me!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Number plate fell off my brand new, 6 day old car. Not a clue where it is!"
😭

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
19 weeks ago

Ipswich

Tits out Tuesday and none in my inbox

No 98-99 women about pffft

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I was in too much of a hurry grating parmesan tonight and managed to grate my fingernails at the same time. And my thumb. So now there’s blood in my macaroni cheese and a hole in my thumb."

Urgh that made me shiver all over 😬

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