FabSwingers.com forum: It's all in the name...

By *olly_chromatic OP TV/TS
13 weeks ago

ilkley and Stockport

Thread for forumites to give a little explanation for the profile name they are using. Sometimes it's pretty obvious, but sometimes it's obscure and would need an degree in ancient languages to understand.

In my case, I openly use Polly as my day to day name, and I tend to be quite colourful. It used to be my rainbow wigs, but since my hair has grown out that's usually only a single tone (currently a pale blue as the "lasts 10 washes" temporary colour that I put in at Christmas is proving impossible to shift 🤣🤣🤣). My dress styling has always been quite polychromatic though!

Tell us the story behind your fab name?

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I’m a biker. 3 Harley’s now and a push biker

My name is Jack

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
13 weeks ago

Voldsøy

It was DoubleSwing because it's the first thing that came to my head, I hated it right away. I changed it to what we have now because it was bugging me enough that it HAD to go. Maybe we'll come up with something more creative, Idk.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
13 weeks ago

Cardiff

I was Cortney cocks thought it sounded like a porn name 😂 but got sick of it so changed it to foxxx because it rhymed with cocks

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By *lueDressWoman
13 weeks ago

Bath

Blue dress because it’s the name of a song by my favourite band. I also have deep blue eyes. And people used to call me Blue

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By *bitofaslutWoman
13 weeks ago

Cannock

I've been in one relationship or another for 33 years. I'm claiming my independence and having a long overdue slut phase.

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By *eoBloomsMan
13 weeks ago

Springfield

Taken from the film The Producers which in turn took it from the novel Ulysses.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I'm a guy.....with a thick vein in my cock

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By *_Mia_XTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Ilkeston

My names Mia 🤷🏼‍♀️

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By *oeBeansMan
13 weeks ago

Derby

I'm really into coffee which is referred to as a cup of "joe", hence JoeBeans

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Davina

innit?

Actually, I was OxonDavina, but I changed it to DavinaTV in memory of JennieTV when she got forcibly excluded. 😥

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By *fffunCouple
13 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

We thought ours was obv _fffun as we searching for some mff fun... However the omission of the space means regularly in the chatrooms/cam we can be referred to as muffin

we accept

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"We thought ours was obv _fffun as we searching for some mff fun... However the omission of the space means regularly in the chatrooms/cam we can be referred to as muffin

we accept

There's nuffin like a muffin... 😄

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By *oughmanMan
13 weeks ago

Sunderland

I'm not very creative with names and I thought at the time I looked like the Pillsbury Doughboy. Lucky I have a little better self image and working on my weight problem.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
13 weeks ago

South Wales

We didn’t want to oversell xx

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By *oeBeansMan
13 weeks ago

Derby

"We didn’t want to oversell xx "

Under promise and over deliver, right? 😉

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By *fffunCouple
13 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

[Removed by poster at 18/03/25 12:55:19]

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By *fffunCouple
13 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

"We thought ours was obv _fffun as we searching for some mff fun... However the omission of the space means regularly in the chatrooms/cam we can be referred to as muffin

we accept

There's nuffin like a muffin... 😄"

A sausage and egg

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By *outhern77Man
13 weeks ago

Birmingham

I'm boring in my name..

I'm a Southern Import to Birmingham and been kicking around since 77

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
13 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge

Exactly what it says on the tin, I have curves and I’m a mischievous little madam

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
13 weeks ago

little house on the praire

It's a song by the Boomtown rats that reminds me of my younger self apart from the killing herself bit

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By *estructionDollyWoman
13 weeks ago

Manchester

I couldn't think of anything decent when I quickly joined up years ago. I'm a bit kinky and I'm very curvy so 🤷🏻‍♀️

I didn't realise I'd end up staying on here as long as I have, and as much as I don't really like my username now I use it for events and clubs and many people know me by that username so I've stuck with it.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
13 weeks ago

North West

JulieAndBeef came about as they're characters in a little known sitcom. Anyone who recognised it would be 'our people' off the bat.

Someone used Julie Scrumptious on a veri on our couple's account and I really liked the play on words so it was a no brainer when I started my solo account. 😁

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By *allipygousMan
13 weeks ago

Leicester

Years ago someone I was seeing from here described my arse as callipygian.

Definition of _allipygous - adjective - pertaining to or having finely developed buttocks.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
13 weeks ago

Reading

Oh lord. You don't even want to know how many people message me about my name.

'You're cute, don't delete' 'You're still here so guess you haven't deleted it yet'

UGH.

I didn't realise people weren't aware of a very common caption on social media is 'felt cute might delete later' usually for selfies where you're feeling good in the moment but that might wear off and general self loathing might make you delete it later. It's a thing.

And not as many people as I'd like know it

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By *atte Lover 82Man
13 weeks ago

BERWICK-UPON-TWEED

I love a latte and the year I was born.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
13 weeks ago

North West

Hopefully obvious + we joined in 2020

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By *he Silver FuxMan
13 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

I was The Lotlessmonster a few years ago but two female Norwegian colleagues didn’t get the wordplay and decided it didn’t sound very friendly or the remotest bit sexy.

I think Fab was on The Silver Fox1385 by then so they came up with The Silver Fux. Hoots of laughter at their witty satiric misspelling and malapropism. We were all quite pissed at the time (£12 for a small glass of wine FFS. Thank goodness for company expenses).

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By *oomerangboyMan
13 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I’ve been a few connotations over the years, but think mine is self explanatory now ! X

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
13 weeks ago

Swansea

We are both very active, hence the Sporty part of our name, and we also enjoy the occasional naughtiness that Fab brings to us, hence the Naughty part of our name.

Some people think that one of us is Sporty and the other is Naughty, yet we are both.

Mrs

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By *ude LawMan
13 weeks ago

Harrogate

I'm a famous actor with a penchant for typos.

I starred in The Grand Rudapest Hotel and Final Cunt.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
13 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"I’ve been a few connotations over the years, but think mine is self explanatory now ! X"

You’ve got a really bendy cock? 🤔

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

I was going to be Special Special Snowflake but decided on Glow Up Doll as Glow Up pertains to makeup, Doll I could probably drop if I wanted to tweak things.

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By *all_Dark_DirtyMan
13 weeks ago

all over

I’m tall, dark and haven’t washed in a fortnight

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By *allandathleticMan
13 weeks ago

Asgard

Mine is because

ShortandAverage was already taken.......🤔

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By *he Silver FuxMan
13 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"I'm a famous actor with a penchant for typos.

I starred in The Grand Rudapest Hotel and Final Cunt."

I loved you in Gatacar

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By *illy IdolMan
13 weeks ago

Midlands

When I first joined, I was Blue Eyed Boy, but I enjoyed the names that were a play of words on someone famous. I also wanted a name that wasn't already taken and required hyphens or numbers.

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By *midnight-Woman
13 weeks ago

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Mine originally was Black Midnight I think, linked to my hair colour which was blue-black and sparkled like the galaxy. I can't remember where the midnight bit came in - maybe it was the name of the hair dye 🤣🤣

I attracted a fairly frightening stalker in my early days and in an attempt to shake them I've been through a series of names, but I love being midnight and have finally returned to it

I added the dashes to make it harder to find me

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By *aldy321Man
13 weeks ago

Huddersfield

I don't have a lot / any hair...

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By *antam AvershiresMan
13 weeks ago

Falme

Mine was originally BoulderingBear as I climb and am a larger fellow, I also used it on the Fetish site but was advised a more serious make might bet me taken more seriously and have better luck especially for finding a sub.i went with an incredibly obscure villain with a sophisticated sounding name and the advice had turned out to be true.

Have a flogging session with the sub later this week.

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By *eo PublicMan
13 weeks ago

Lincoln

I like to think there's life left in the old dog.

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By *erry bull1Man
13 weeks ago

doncaster

I’m like a bull in a china shop

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By *nsanityBohemianstyleWoman
13 weeks ago

Worsley, Manchester

Honestly couldn’t think of anything - hubby came up with the name as a semi throwback to when we we were on here years ago as a couple. Still don’t like it but a change is incoming! Suggestions on a postcard x

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By *lofeldMan
13 weeks ago

Redhill

Because I'm bald and I like cats.

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By *sWyldWoman
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

It's because I'm not Wyld at all

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By *obilebottomMan
13 weeks ago

All over

Just easy, the name not me, and easily shortened to MB too

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By *olinOfBathMan
13 weeks ago

Corsham

My name is Colin. I was born in Bath.

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By *empest2KMan
13 weeks ago

Derby

Mine is based on one of my favourite video games on the Atari Jaguar from 1994...

Tempest 2000 (or Tempest 2K, for short).

📺🎮🕹️💥🔫🚀

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

It is what it is because that's what I am, what I have, and where I am.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
13 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I blame Austin Powers......🤷‍♂️

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
13 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I blame Austin Powers......🤷‍♂️"

I think you’d rock that velvet suit 👌

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

It let’s people know roughly where we are without having to look at our profile

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By *eroLondonMan
13 weeks ago

Mayfair

I took my name from the high street coffee chain: Caffé Nero™.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
13 weeks ago

Leeds

I like to ride a horse wearing a full suit of armour, and then sit around a very large table, belittling peasants with other people also wearing armour whilst drinking coffee.

The mr

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
13 weeks ago

Cardiff

"I took my name from the high street coffee chain: Caffé Nero™."
was you there having a coffee when you joined?

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By *hellebelleWoman
13 weeks ago

ashford

My grandad would be turning in his grave .. he was the very first person to call me Shellebelle when I was a tot and it just stuck and everyone calls me it, on and off here

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By *uri00620Woman
13 weeks ago

Croydon

Mine has no story really. I was setting up an account whilst rabbit sitting and Zuri was its name. Shortly after it took a chunk out of my havianas and i had to chuck them.

Twat.

The number I can't recall, I just imputed anything as I thought it would be an account I'd have for a day or so, so it didn't really matter.

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By *carlettsWoman
13 weeks ago

Harpenden

Used to be a redhead

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By *eroLondonMan
13 weeks ago

Mayfair

"I took my name from the high street coffee chain: Caffé Nero™.

was you there having a coffee when you joined?"

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I'm there most mornings, holding court! ☕ 🙂

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
13 weeks ago

Cardiff

"I took my name from the high street coffee chain: Caffé Nero™.

was you there having a coffee when you joined?

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I'm there most mornings, holding court! ☕ 🙂"

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By *heTattooedDomMan
13 weeks ago

Winnersh

I have tattoos and I’m a Dominant (if that is what someone wants), same name that I use on the kink scene. Though I have been told by people on the swing and kink scene that I should change it to Santa.

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By *edSirenWoman
13 weeks ago

magic mountain

Red headed Siren. Luring men and women to their pleasure since… well a long time 😁

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By *oeBeansMan
13 weeks ago

Derby

"Red headed Siren. Luring men and women to their pleasure since… well a long time 😁"

Pleasure's not the only thing sirens lead people to though 😳

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
13 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I like the closeness of praying to and being prey to something.

It's also a lyric from an ugly song about body image and conforming to nonconformity that sang to me around the time I needed a name for something many years ago.

And since finding the song Rev 22:20 by Puscifer almost feels like my theme song with it's lyrics and this name, I've not wanted to move back to another 💜

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By *inger_SnapWoman
13 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'm ginger and I'm prone to snapping

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By *elman15Man
13 weeks ago

Farnham

Given the nickname by a friend 🦒

and it's the number I wear when I play football ⚽

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

My first job was selling oranges during theatre performances. That got a bit dull, so I blagged my way into acting, and eventually into the bed of Charles II. True story.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
13 weeks ago

Hull

I liked the idea that Snow White seems so innocent when underneath she has a very naughty side and the triple xxx added to that

Either that or I secretly want a gang bang with 7 guys

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Someone once misheard my name, and the nickname stuck. Years on its now my alterego

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By *usty kayWoman
13 weeks ago

Burnham on Sea

It was given to me when I joined an agency to do work on a paying site. Kept meeting people I wanted to stay on touch with so brought the profile over here so they could find me. I wasn't good at making money from them 🤣

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By *lacKingSizedMan
13 weeks ago

Salford

I'm black, a king and its king-sized downstairs

As clean cut as you're going to get haha

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By *he Silver FuxMan
13 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"I like to think there's life left in the old dog."

So not Life Left as in dead then?

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By *ude LawMan
13 weeks ago

Harrogate

"I liked the idea that Snow White seems so innocent when underneath she has a very naughty side and the triple xxx added to that

Either that or I secretly want a gang bang with 7 guys

Do you usually feel Happy?

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By *eo PublicMan
13 weeks ago

Lincoln

"I like to think there's life left in the old dog.

So not Life Left as in dead then?"

Hmm, hadn't thought of that...

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By *elloWoman
13 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Mine was I thought it would be easier for people to remember.

'what was the name of that crazy big boobed lady who came over and said HELLO'?.

OH yeah it was 'HELLO'

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By *riar BelisseWoman
13 weeks ago

Holibobs

I went for 'thorny beauty' this year to amuse myself

I'll change it in August as I invariably will get bored with it

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By *ealitybitesMan
13 weeks ago

Belfast

My previous profile was named after a TV show I was watching but I hadn't been online for over a year. I logged in and deleted that one despite it having 30-40 verifications and decided to start with a clean slate.

I set up this profile and thought about using the name of another TV show but the term reality bites appeared in the last paragraph of a book I was reading at the time and I thought it would be very apt.

It was only a long time later that I discovered it was also the name of a movie but that has no significance.

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By *usurrusCouple
13 weeks ago

North West.

We like words. Susurrus is a great word. Whisper it...

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By *issmorganWoman
13 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Mines quite boring, I am a miss & Morgan was a family pets name I liked and stole.

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By *hortyscotWoman
13 weeks ago

Glasgow

Short and Scottish

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By *icolerobbieCouple
13 weeks ago

walsall

Bob and Sue was already taken

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By *ools and the brainCouple
13 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Thread for forumites to give a little explanation for the profile name they are using. Sometimes it's pretty obvious, but sometimes it's obscure and would need an degree in ancient languages to understand.

Tell us the story behind your fab name?"

She's jools and I'm thick

Jools and the thicko didn't sound right so as a tribute to pinky and the brain.

One of us is a genius the other is insane will leave it up-to you too decide which.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
13 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

I nicked it from the bass player from cradle of filth ...but replaced robin with Robyn...

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By *ositiveVibesWoman
13 weeks ago

here there and everywhere

My friends always sarcastically say I’m full of positive vibes… cos I’m always anticipating the worst… it was the first thing that came to mind when I needed a username

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By *wilight_Muse.Woman
13 weeks ago

La La Land

I'm terrible at thinking of fun or unusual names and Lou is my middle name so it's what I went with..... Boring I know

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By *edSirenWoman
13 weeks ago

magic mountain

"Red headed Siren. Luring men and women to their pleasure since… well a long time 😁

Pleasure's not the only thing sirens lead people to though 😳"

😁 pay no attention to the duct tape and shovel in my boot 😁

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By *oeBeansMan
13 weeks ago

Derby

"Red headed Siren. Luring men and women to their pleasure since… well a long time 😁

Pleasure's not the only thing sirens lead people to though 😳

😁 pay no attention to the duct tape and shovel in my boot 😁"

I'd much rather pay attention to other things you have 😏 ...oh no! It's working! 😱

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By *eo PublicMan
13 weeks ago

Lincoln

Just changed mine, Joe Public had gone ("This is Joe Public speaking"), but Geo is short for my name anyway.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
13 weeks ago

London

"I took my name from the high street coffee chain: Caffé Nero™."

I thought they took it from you.

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
13 weeks ago

Bristol

Our previous name was very unmemorable, I (Mrs) love a pun and the song is special to us.

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
13 weeks ago

Reading

I came back to fab after splitting with my ex and it felt right to have a name that recognised I was on my own now.

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By *ildbillkidMan
13 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Wild bill Hickock billy the kid ,and my name is bill

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By *orthern StarsCouple
13 weeks ago

Durham

We are from the north and we feel we have sparkling personalities.

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By *uke_silverMan
13 weeks ago

London

Parks and Recreation reference - I find the character of Ron Swanson really funny. His quotes can also be inspiring - I had built an app to get them as notifications in the morning and there's always something relevant.

Here's one for this site: "I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food."

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I was a busman

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Central

I'm Sophie and I've been enjoying myself, quite a lot

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By *tacie-JaneTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Birmingham

Stacie from the Eastenders character but spelt differently…I added Anne…but Jane scanned better.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
13 weeks ago

Bedfuck

I used to work in the defence industry, we had a code name for a device that went in one of the aircraft, that's where my name comes from.

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By *abluesbabyMan
13 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

I love many kinds of music but my favourite is the blues

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By *cotsman269Man
13 weeks ago

Falkirk

I’m Scottish and I like to 69

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By *imiTheSweetMan
13 weeks ago

Halesowen

Friends told me I give off Jimi Hendrix vibes and I like his music TBF I've also been called the sweetest as in nice guy the name came to me watching GoT everyone was "...the... " Hence Jimi The Sweet it actually became my stage name!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
13 weeks ago

Willenhall

I'm an electronic music loving blue hedgehog who hails from Birmingham.

Or something like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I was born in 1977 I’m single and I like to mingle among people

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By *EAT..85Woman
13 weeks ago

Nottingham

When people meet me all becomes clear. Otherwise I'm just hot

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By *empest2KMan
13 weeks ago

Derby

"I was a busman

And not just any busman, but the 199th one! 😜

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
13 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I'm LittlemissFlirty - voted number one flirter on the forums 😏🤣 married but open relationship, I like to travel about lol

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By *ommy trucker1Man
13 weeks ago

anywhere near you

Well I drive a lorry and I couldn't find anything to go with lorry so I thought of . Tommytrucker1

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I googled 'funny risqué usernames' and this one made me chuckle more than the others so went for it. I usually go for some form of pun

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By *edSirenWoman
13 weeks ago

magic mountain

"Red headed Siren. Luring men and women to their pleasure since… well a long time 😁

Pleasure's not the only thing sirens lead people to though 😳

😁 pay no attention to the duct tape and shovel in my boot 😁

I'd much rather pay attention to other things you have 😏 ...oh no! It's working! 😱"

😁 as I said… Red headed Siren 😜

Disclaimer: should any future Siren play result in death; or serious injury; it wasn’t intentional, I don’t have a body disposal boot, I have not yet started a (dead) body count.

By yet I mean I have no intention to

I now feel like I’m making it worse

To self ‘Shut up Red, they’ll never know…’

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By *oeBeansMan
13 weeks ago

Derby

"Red headed Siren. Luring men and women to their pleasure since… well a long time 😁

Pleasure's not the only thing sirens lead people to though 😳

😁 pay no attention to the duct tape and shovel in my boot 😁

I'd much rather pay attention to other things you have 😏 ...oh no! It's working! 😱

😁 as I said… Red headed Siren 😜

Disclaimer: should any future Siren play result in death; or serious injury; it wasn’t intentional, I don’t have a body disposal boot, I have not yet started a (dead) body count.

By yet I mean I have no intention to

I now feel like I’m making it worse

To self ‘Shut up Red, they’ll never know…’"

Honestly? I don't know if I find the challenge of being your first sex-related death to be incredibly hot or foolish? 🤔😂

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By *ornycougaWoman
13 weeks ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

Mine is pretty obvious! I have a big appetite and joined looking for cubs to drag back to my lair

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By *edSirenWoman
13 weeks ago

magic mountain

"Honestly? I don't know if I find the challenge of being your first sex-related death to be incredibly hot or foolish? 🤔😂"

Well I mean.. there would be no repeats. I may be into a lot of things but I draw the line at necrophilia 😅 soooo there’s that.

I’m sorry. I feel like I may have just pissed on your dreams with that bombshell.

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By *oeBeansMan
13 weeks ago

Derby

"Honestly? I don't know if I find the challenge of being your first sex-related death to be incredibly hot or foolish? 🤔😂

Well I mean.. there would be no repeats. I may be into a lot of things but I draw the line at necrophilia 😅 soooo there’s that.

I’m sorry. I feel like I may have just pissed on your dreams with that bombshell."

I think this is something we can work through. Just simply don't shag me to death 😜😂

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By *he MinionMan
13 weeks ago

I'm a despicable person.

Or so someone I used to care for, once told me. It was meant in a jovial way, at the time. Probably more in a literal way now though 🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
13 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I'm a despicable person.

Or so someone I used to care for, once told me. It was meant in a jovial way, at the time. Probably more in a literal way now though 🤣"

Are you sure you're not yellow? 🤣🤣

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By *edSirenWoman
13 weeks ago

magic mountain

"Honestly? I don't know if I find the challenge of being your first sex-related death to be incredibly hot or foolish? 🤔😂

Well I mean.. there would be no repeats. I may be into a lot of things but I draw the line at necrophilia 😅 soooo there’s that.

I’m sorry. I feel like I may have just pissed on your dreams with that bombshell.

I think this is something we can work through. Just simply don't shag me to death 😜😂"

😁 I’ll try not to! 🤣🤣🤣

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By *oeBeansMan
13 weeks ago

Derby

"Honestly? I don't know if I find the challenge of being your first sex-related death to be incredibly hot or foolish? 🤔😂

Well I mean.. there would be no repeats. I may be into a lot of things but I draw the line at necrophilia 😅 soooo there’s that.

I’m sorry. I feel like I may have just pissed on your dreams with that bombshell.

I think this is something we can work through. Just simply don't shag me to death 😜😂

😁 I’ll try not to! 🤣🤣🤣"

You're too kind, but still... Don't go easy 😈

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By *ust want fun 888Man
13 weeks ago

nearby

Mine is simple, exactly what I’m looking for

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By *ack1971Man
13 weeks ago

Cork

Birth year and nickname of the people in the place I was born in from outsiders!

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By *BWbunnyWoman
13 weeks ago

New Milton

I’m a BBW who loves bunnies. No rocket science here

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By *BWbunnyWoman
13 weeks ago

New Milton

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By *2000ManMan
13 weeks ago

Worthing

2000 Man is a song on the Kiss album called Dynasty. It's actually a cover by the Rolling Stones.

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By *ags73Man
13 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

It was Ragnar but get called Rags on forum so made sense to shorten

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I think my username is self explanatory...l think it is anyway 🤣🤣

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By *parkle1974Woman
13 weeks ago

Leeds

Always been told my eyes sparkle...so here I am

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By *ags73Man
13 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Always been told my eyes sparkle...so here I am

Ooooh. Love to see.

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By *nkymikeyMan
13 weeks ago

Andover

Tattoos and name Mike.

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By *ornyguyMan
13 weeks ago

Hillsborough, NI

I like the band Korn, I can be corny and I'm a guy.

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By *imples24Man
13 weeks ago

tamworth

I have Dimples and joined in 2024 and no imagination 🤣

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By *elix SightedMan
13 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Because, when you’re talking to me, you will.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
13 weeks ago

Cardiff

"Because, when you’re talking to me, you will."
now I actually got that 🤪

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
13 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Because, when you’re talking to me, you will."

Honestly it took me sooo long to work it out 🤣🤣🤣

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