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By *ing101 OP   Man
19 weeks ago

london

What’s the best, worse or even funny experience you’ve had during sex?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
19 weeks ago

Durham

We had joined friends in an Air B n B and m husband was having sex with the lady on the bed whilst I was in another bedroom with the gent. Next we heard an almighty crash followed by copious amounts of laughter. They'd only gone and broken the wooden bed.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
19 weeks ago

Reading

Obviously won't describe my worst but I did have an odd thing happen...

Right in the middle of some vigorous sex, he pulled right out of me and without saying a word, he got up, went into the bathroom and took a shower??? He'd forgotten to mention that he had a mild case of OCD and found sweat to be a trigger. He wanted to come back out and get right back to where we were, no questions asked

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By *ing101 OP   Man
19 weeks ago

london

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By *ing101 OP   Man
19 weeks ago

london

That one would have confused the shit out of me.

I had one experience with a couple, the lady decided to take some mushrooms before we had sex and I was giving it to her hard and she told her husband something next thing I know they not feeling it anymore mid sex, I just got up and left. They called me and apologise, apparently she was feeling too sore down there she couldn’t take it

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By *fffunCouple
19 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Funny... Just recently 69, me on top hubby fingering me his face in my pussy and squirted without warning it went on his face which is fine but also up his nose too... Drowning during 69..Hilarious!

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By *estructionDollyWoman
19 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

A guy I was meeting had never given a girl a facial, I said he could do it with me, he proceeded to get copious amounts of cum in both of my eyes 🥹 that was less than pleasant, had to try and walk to the bathroom half blind and wash it all out while he apologised profusely

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
19 weeks ago

little house on the praire

When I was younger I was just having a regular one night stand with a guy. We where in the middle of the bed snagging the next thing I was layed on the floor with him standing over me asking if I was OK I'd slipped straight out of bed knocked the bedside cupboard over, the television had tumbled down on my head and knocked me clean out

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By *avie65Man
19 weeks ago

In the west.

Quite a few years ago I was with a FB. She was lying back on the dining room table with me…when her phone rang. It was her husband. So as not to make the table creak with our thrusts I got on my knees and… Thank gawd it was a fairly short phone call.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
19 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"What’s the best, worse or even funny experience you’ve had during sex? "

Best was tie between a Synergies party where I fucked so much that I thought my cock would drop off and an FFM where we fucked so much I also thought my cock would drop off.

Worst was a husband who had had prostate surgery and watching me have sex with his wife was so turned on he ejaculated when he really, really shouldn’t have. About a pint of blood shot out of his cock, first in a huge powerful spurt and then it just wouldn’t stop bleeding. It was like a murder scene, blood over us all, floor, furniture…

Funniest was a break-in, CNC r&pe fantasy. Everything that could go wrong did… in a comical way, starting with trying to get in the wrong house.. a series of ridiculous calamitous events that makes me laugh any time I think of it. Only did it once, never again.

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By *oomerangboyMan
19 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Years ago, Met a girl while out clubbing, ended up back at her place, after hours of foreplay, we got down to business end of it, me being all grown up reached for the condom, used my teeth to open it, promptly ripping of my new vainers of my two front teeth….. ffs 😂

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By *uttercupWoman
19 weeks ago

Borders


"What’s the best, worse or even funny experience you’ve had during sex?

Best was tie between a Synergies party where I fucked so much that I thought my cock would drop off and an FFM where we fucked so much I also thought my cock would drop off.

Worst was a husband who had had prostate surgery and watching me have sex with his wife was so turned on he ejaculated when he really, really shouldn’t have. About a pint of blood shot out of his cock, first in a huge powerful spurt and then it just wouldn’t stop bleeding. It was like a murder scene, blood over us all, floor, furniture…

Funniest was a break-in, CNC r&pe fantasy. Everything that could go wrong did… in a comical way, starting with trying to get in the wrong house.. a series of ridiculous calamitous events that makes me laugh any time I think of it. Only did it once, never again."

Need to know the full story of the break in situation

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By *ryton 123TV/TS
19 weeks ago

Chatham

Having sex in the bath with my wife and the pizza delivery man rang the doorbell and to whip a towel on soaking wet to answer the door with a massive hardon poking through the towel

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By *otPullingOutMan
19 weeks ago

South East

Getting down to it with a new build sales director in one of the show homes during a tour. Low and behold a stream of prospectus buyers walked in. Hiding in wardrobe turned out to be a terrible idea

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By *he Silver FuxMan
19 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"What’s the best, worse or even funny experience you’ve had during sex?

Best was tie between a Synergies party where I fucked so much that I thought my cock would drop off and an FFM where we fucked so much I also thought my cock would drop off.

Worst was a husband who had had prostate surgery and watching me have sex with his wife was so turned on he ejaculated when he really, really shouldn’t have. About a pint of blood shot out of his cock, first in a huge powerful spurt and then it just wouldn’t stop bleeding. It was like a murder scene, blood over us all, floor, furniture…

Funniest was a break-in, CNC r&pe fantasy. Everything that could go wrong did… in a comical way, starting with trying to get in the wrong house.. a series of ridiculous calamitous events that makes me laugh any time I think of it. Only did it once, never again.

Need to know the full story of the break in situation "

OMG Buttercup, it was an absolute farce best retold over a glass of wine in a safe space.

I was wearing a chest mounted GoPro so we’d need to huddle around a screen together - comedy gold

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By *a LunaWoman
19 weeks ago

o o OO o o

My then boyfriend called me by another woman’s name as he was balls deep inside me.

He wasn’t inside me for long after that!

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By *he Silver FuxMan
19 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"My then boyfriend called me by another woman’s name as he was balls deep inside me.

He wasn’t inside me for long after that! "

His first rodeo… aaah bless.

He won’t make that mistake again

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
19 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Best? When they cum hard and the orgasm is so intense, you're sure their soul left their body. 🥵

It's also a bit funny. 🤭

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By *ing101 OP   Man
19 weeks ago

london

Haha that’s funny

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By *ing101 OP   Man
19 weeks ago

london

Haha hey atleast now you both can say you’ve done a full facial lol

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By *ynamite500Man
19 weeks ago

Angus

Was in the throes of passion with ex partner, both in bed, kissing, getting all steamy and excited. She was wet, I was hard. Our minds were buzzing...it was on big time! She switched the bedside light off, so it was nice and dark to enhance the touchy feely moments. goosebumps were prone and just as the light went off and it went pitch black ... Me in all my wisdom, thinking it would be funny.. decided to do my Peter Griffin laugh..eeeeeeeeeeee!!! Needless to say, it killed the fucking moment! 😠

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