FabSwingers.com forum: Have you ever tried to be sexy but realised...

By *urvyLady4BlackMen OP Woman
19 weeks ago

Norwich

So I thought wearing a t-shirt without a bra would be liberating, but then realised my nipples are wonky and retreated back into my bra.

What has made you think twice about trying to feel sexy?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Trying to do that lip biting or lip licking thing. I look deranged.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ucka39Man
19 weeks ago

Newcastle

Nope I never stretch that far long as I feel comfortable how I dress. I don't dress to make someone else think wow

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By *exyScientistsCouple
19 weeks ago

Castlebar

Did a video once sucking an ice lolly. Not sexy

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By *estructionDollyWoman
19 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Any time I try and film a video of me trying to be sexy I usually end up cringing watching myself back and deleting it

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By *urvyLady4BlackMen OP Woman
19 weeks ago

Norwich

"Nope I never stretch that far long as I feel comfortable how I dress. I don't dress to make someone else think wow "

Neither do I! I think you misread my post.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
19 weeks ago

Reading

Yes. I've long tried to be sexy but then realised ... my face, my body, my personality, everything really just revolts against it.

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By *zeroMan
19 weeks ago

Glasgow

I once tried slicking my hair back like some 50s greaser. All it did was draw attention to the fact I have a big forehead.

I also took a shirtless photo of me leaning back in bed. Deleted it instantly.

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By *urvyLady4BlackMen OP Woman
19 weeks ago

Norwich

"Trying to do that lip biting or lip licking thing. I look deranged.

Mrs TMN x"

I would too! 🤣

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By *urvyLady4BlackMen OP Woman
19 weeks ago

Norwich

"Any time I try and film a video of me trying to be sexy I usually end up cringing watching myself back and deleting it "

I'd be the same. I can just about cope with a voice note!

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By *ucka39Man
19 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Nope I never stretch that far long as I feel comfortable how I dress. I don't dress to make someone else think wow

Neither do I! I think you misread my post. "

I understood it 😀 I don't do anything,I'm in my own shell but if it captures someone just being me then they've noticed something

Far too many end up biting their lips and I sense they must be hungry 🤣😂

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"So I thought wearing a t-shirt without a bra would be liberating, but then realised my nipples are wonky and retreated back into my bra.

What has made you think twice about trying to feel sexy? "

Knowing that I'm not 🤣

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By *inky MelissaTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Any time I try to do a standing pose wearing skirt or dress.

It usually makes me look like one of the characters from the '70s cartoon Bod

Either that or awkward man-spreading

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By *fffunCouple
19 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

"Trying to do that lip biting or lip licking thing. I look deranged.

Mrs TMN x"

Haha.. I'm sure you don't... Something for everyone.. I do it on cams but hubby doesn't get it.. But I love it and there people out there that love it... Just enjoy it then u stop thinking how u look... It just goes up a gear X

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By *fffunCouple
19 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

"Any time I try and film a video of me trying to be sexy I usually end up cringing watching myself back and deleting it "

Record it and then slow the speed you'd be surprised how much sexier it looks... I saw it on another person's gallery.. Slowed the pace in editing and voila.. X try it.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
19 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Record it and then slow the speed you'd be surprised how much sexier it looks... I saw it on another person's gallery.. Slowed the pace in editing and voila.. X try it.

Sneaky! I like it.

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By *fffunCouple
19 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Going out with no knickers thought I was being, sneaky easy access or free to give hubby a sexy peek ... Did a massive sneeze and being a mother of 2 you can image what happened next! So unsexy!

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By *parkle1974Woman
19 weeks ago

Leeds

Anytime I've tried to take a picture! x

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By *hank you sirMan
19 weeks ago

colchester

I surprised my other by buying a nice fitted pair of latex boxers.

Got them on amd realised they were ass-less. We both laughed

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By *uriousscouserWoman
19 weeks ago

Wirral

"Any time I try and film a video of me trying to be sexy I usually end up cringing watching myself back and deleting it "

Me too! I'm not someone that can do sexy, though I do a great line in comic relief.

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By *urvyLady4BlackMen OP Woman
19 weeks ago

Norwich

"I surprised my other by buying a nice fitted pair of latex boxers.

Got them on amd realised they were ass-less. We both laughed "

That would have made me chuckle too! 🤣

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
19 weeks ago

Voldsøy

I just can't be deliberately sexy! 🤣

Videos when I've tried to be seductive, like sucking on a finger or something. Or lip biting/licking. Yeah, no. I can't. 🫣

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By *ucka39Man
19 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Anytime I've tried to take a picture! x"

You just click your fingers 😝 x

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By * and R cple4Couple
19 weeks ago

swansea

Everytime i have a drink and pose for a picture at the time i think I'm doing a sexy pose but when i look back on the pictures i just look deranged 😂..

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By *hunky GentMan
19 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

I'm too sexy for my shirt,

too sexy for my shirt,

So sexy it hurtsssss.

Being sexy for me is 100% natural.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
19 weeks ago

kent

Have you ever tried to be sexy but…

This basically sums up my entire adult life.

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By *sWyldWoman
19 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I try and fail a lot.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
19 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

"Any time I try and film a video of me trying to be sexy I usually end up cringing watching myself back and deleting it

Record it and then slow the speed you'd be surprised how much sexier it looks... I saw it on another person's gallery.. Slowed the pace in editing and voila.. X try it.

I might give it a go and see if I hate it less 😂 thank you for the tip 😉

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
19 weeks ago

North West

So. Many. Times.

The striptease video where my tights just wouldn't come off. They just kept stretching and stretching 😂

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By *eoBloomsMan
19 weeks ago

Springfield

"Going out with no knickers thought I was being, sneaky easy access or free to give hubby a sexy peek ... Did a massive sneeze and being a mother of 2 you can image what happened next! So unsexy!

🤣

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By *hilly1515Man
19 weeks ago

coastal

"So I thought wearing a t-shirt without a bra would be liberating, but then realised my nipples are wonky and retreated back into my bra.

What has made you think twice about trying to feel sexy? "

Its actually not that easy looking sexy and eating a cheese butty i can tell you that much ..

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

It only works in the dark. Or when nobody is looking.

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By *hilly1515Man
19 weeks ago

coastal

You cant make a cheese butty in the dark you with get it everywhere except on the bread ... how am i supposed to look sexy with no cheddar in my butty?

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By *oodmessMan
19 weeks ago

yumsville

Was taking a bath with a buddy and stuck my head under. I wasn't trying to be sexy but realised when I got out the Timotei look I thought I had was more like Captain Sparrow.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Central

Most of my explorations never leave the privacy of my bathroom or bedroom. It's involved shoes, new dresses, new hair styles and a host of other things. I cringe but I'm sure some people, somewhere could have liked the revolutionary looks.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
19 weeks ago

your head

My new leggings. Tried them on earlier and thought Ooo, I'll take a pic and get another opinion as I wasn't 100% sure about them but they made my bum look okay.

Took about 10 different pics and gave up, decided I'm sending them back 😂

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Bradford and Stockport

If I pose for a picture, it's hideous. But there has been the occasional nice photo where somebody else has just snapped me while I'm unaware.

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By *edSirenWoman
19 weeks ago

magic mountain

Not so much sexy. But I always thought I took a decent selfie. Until I looked up once and my daughters were just staring at me.

Did the obligatory ’what?’

And got ‘why does your face change when you do that? You look crazy’…

right. Soooo apparently my sexy eyes are actually psychotic 😩

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By *all_Dark_DirtyMan
19 weeks ago

all over

Biting into a magnum for a profile picture on here, it’s terrible and will never see the light of day.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
19 weeks ago

Doncaster

Any time I try taking a pic, video or voice recording of myself and I look back at it, I can't help but cringe 🫣

It never ceases to amaze me how different I look at sound in my mind compared to reality,

Oh well

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By *bitofaslutWoman
19 weeks ago

Cannock

Most of the time when I think I look sexy I take a pic and it comes out looking like a string bag full of potatoes.

This is why I take, like, 10 outfits to choose from when I have a hotel for a swingers club night.

I can know what I want to wear for a fortnight before hand, put it on, look in the mirror and just go "nope!"

To be fair though, I can do that just to pop to Asda.

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By *bitofaslutWoman
19 weeks ago

Cannock

"So. Many. Times.

The striptease video where my tights just wouldn't come off. They just kept stretching and stretching 😂"

I'm convinced there's no dignified way of removing tights.

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By *onbons_xxMan
19 weeks ago

Bolton

It’s all the lighting right!? I just am not good at lighting

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By *ynamicnatureMan
19 weeks ago

Doncaster

I once got an idea in my head about a pic I wanted to take.

It involved using a love heart shaped paddle and placing it between my butt cheeks. In my mind I was convinced it would look sexy as hell.

So I made sure to take pics from all the angles.

About 20 pics later, feeling pretty chuffed with myself, I sat down to have a look.

They couldn't of come out any worse if I tried,😦 it looked like the paddle was stuck up my arse,😂

Those pics will never see the light of day

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By *allySlinkyWoman
19 weeks ago

Leeds

I tried to take some sexy pics with an ice pop inside me. Unfortunately I chose a yellow one and it looked like I had wet the bed

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By *urvyLady4BlackMen OP Woman
19 weeks ago

Norwich

"I once got an idea in my head about a pic I wanted to take.

It involved using a love heart shaped paddle and placing it between my butt cheeks. In my mind I was convinced it would look sexy as hell.

So I made sure to take pics from all the angles.

About 20 pics later, feeling pretty chuffed with myself, I sat down to have a look.

They couldn't of come out any worse if I tried,😦 it looked like the paddle was stuck up my arse,😂

Those pics will never see the light of day

Now I kinda want to see them! 🤣

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By *exxyyDy11Man
19 weeks ago

North West

Does trying to do sexy voicenotes count? If so done it many times, then listened back and cringed.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
19 weeks ago

Doncaster

"I once got an idea in my head about a pic I wanted to take.

It involved using a love heart shaped paddle and placing it between my butt cheeks. In my mind I was convinced it would look sexy as hell.

So I made sure to take pics from all the angles.

About 20 pics later, feeling pretty chuffed with myself, I sat down to have a look.

They couldn't of come out any worse if I tried,😦 it looked like the paddle was stuck up my arse,😂

Those pics will never see the light of day

Now I kinda want to see them! 🤣"

I couldn't delete them quick enough,🤣

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By *tudleyGoodfuckMan
19 weeks ago

Durham

Having sex in front of the mirror, won't be doing that again 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Six inch platform heels in a busy club. Small flight of steps (3)- in my head I was going to sashay up to them, elegantly navigate them and turn a few heads.

In reality I fell flat on my arse like a giraffe on roller-skates and then couldn't get myself up.

As sexy as root canal surgery

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By *alm_one4Man
19 weeks ago

RM16

I look in the mirror.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
19 weeks ago

Doncaster

"Six inch platform heels in a busy club. Small flight of steps (3)- in my head I was going to sashay up to them, elegantly navigate them and turn a few heads.

In reality I fell flat on my arse like a giraffe on roller-skates and then couldn't get myself up.

As sexy as root canal surgery

🤣🤣🤣 I have no idea how you ladies get around in heels.

It's most appreciated though,😁

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By *es not the MessiahMan
19 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

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By *es not the MessiahMan
19 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

I am sexy though

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By *ou only live onceMan
19 weeks ago

London

No, I know my limits.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
19 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

I try most days …..

I fail most days ….

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By *oeBeansMan
19 weeks ago

Derby

"Not so much sexy. But I always thought I took a decent selfie. Until I looked up once and my daughters were just staring at me.

Did the obligatory ’what?’

And got ‘why does your face change when you do that? You look crazy’…

right. Soooo apparently my sexy eyes are actually psychotic 😩"

I'm the same! I thought I pulled off an incredible cheeky smirk until I one day took a selfie doing it and saw that I looked like I was having a stroke 💀😭

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By *tr8MrEMan
19 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"So I thought wearing a t-shirt without a bra would be liberating, but then realised my nipples are wonky and retreated back into my bra.

What has made you think twice about trying to feel sexy? "

Think twice? I didn't even get to once. I know I'm about as sexy as a turd in a litter tray!!

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