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By *hampersDarling OP   Woman
13 weeks ago

Norwich

Mine was:

You must look and smell nice and I will do the same.

You must have a good PH balance and taste great.

***************

That one caught me off guard!

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

🤷🤷🤷

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By *exxyyDy11Man
13 weeks ago

North West

I did see a bio where a woman only wanted a man who was earning over 70k a year. Did have a good chuckle with that.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
13 weeks ago

Manchester


"Mine was:

You must look and smell nice and I will do the same.

You must have a good PH balance and taste great.

***************

That one caught me off guard!

"

Now I'm imagining them sampling it, like when you get to sample wine in a restaurant before it's poured to check it's not tainted

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By *naswingdressWoman
13 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

When I first joined, I saw "I know what soap is" with reasonable regularity. (I know what a machine gun is. I've never used one. Just saying)

On one of these profiles - wanting recognition, at minimum, for basic hygiene - the profile owner demanded that the women he met wore a specific shade of red lipstick. The kind you buy in Selfridges, not Superdrug.

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By *hampersDarling OP   Woman
13 weeks ago

Norwich


"Mine was:

You must look and smell nice and I will do the same.

You must have a good PH balance and taste great.

***************

That one caught me off guard!

Now I'm imagining them sampling it, like when you get to sample wine in a restaurant before it's poured to check it's not tainted "

Haha or gets the litmus paper out!

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By *hampersDarling OP   Woman
13 weeks ago

Norwich


"I did see a bio where a woman only wanted a man who was earning over 70k a year. Did have a good chuckle with that. "

How does that impact anything? I'm trying to understand that!

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By *exxyyDy11Man
13 weeks ago

North West


"I did see a bio where a woman only wanted a man who was earning over 70k a year. Did have a good chuckle with that.

How does that impact anything? I'm trying to understand that! "

Doesn't impact anything really but I don't know anyone earning over 70k a year hence why I was chuckling. But each to their own.

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By *ad NannaWoman
13 weeks ago

East London


"When I first joined, I saw "I know what soap is" with reasonable regularity. (I know what a machine gun is. I've never used one. Just saying)

On one of these profiles - wanting recognition, at minimum, for basic hygiene - the profile owner demanded that the women he met wore a specific shade of red lipstick. The kind you buy in Selfridges, not Superdrug."

I once wrote on a previous profile I love a shower, and I'm not averse to a little bit of soap now and then.

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By *hampersDarling OP   Woman
13 weeks ago

Norwich


"I did see a bio where a woman only wanted a man who was earning over 70k a year. Did have a good chuckle with that.

How does that impact anything? I'm trying to understand that!

Doesn't impact anything really but I don't know anyone earning over 70k a year hence why I was chuckling. But each to their own. "

No I meant how does that make a difference to her? When I meet someone their bank balance doesn't really come into it. Yes each to their own though. A nice introduction to Fab for you though! 🤣

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By *eo PublicMan
13 weeks ago

Lincoln


"I did see a bio where a woman only wanted a man who was earning over 70k a year. Did have a good chuckle with that. "

Would you have to provide 3 payslips to prove it?

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By *estructionDollyWoman
13 weeks ago

Manchester


"I did see a bio where a woman only wanted a man who was earning over 70k a year. Did have a good chuckle with that.

Would you have to provide 3 payslips to prove it?"

Bank statements via email before agreeing to a meet

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By *hampersDarling OP   Woman
13 weeks ago

Norwich

Yes and proof of credit rating!

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By *naswingdressWoman
13 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"When I first joined, I saw "I know what soap is" with reasonable regularity. (I know what a machine gun is. I've never used one. Just saying)

On one of these profiles - wanting recognition, at minimum, for basic hygiene - the profile owner demanded that the women he met wore a specific shade of red lipstick. The kind you buy in Selfridges, not Superdrug.

I once wrote on a previous profile I love a shower, and I'm not averse to a little bit of soap now and then."

I always got the impression with the line I quoted that it was inadvertently damning with faint praise.

Ladies. Ladies. Form an orderly queue. I... wash.

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By *hampersDarling OP   Woman
13 weeks ago

Norwich

I wash, I'm imagining a flannel! 🤣🤢

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By *exxyyDy11Man
13 weeks ago

North West


"I did see a bio where a woman only wanted a man who was earning over 70k a year. Did have a good chuckle with that.

How does that impact anything? I'm trying to understand that!

Doesn't impact anything really but I don't know anyone earning over 70k a year hence why I was chuckling. But each to their own.

No I meant how does that make a difference to her? When I meet someone their bank balance doesn't really come into it. Yes each to their own though. A nice introduction to Fab for you though! 🤣"

Oh I'm sorry haha. Early night for me I think.

Well it was a lovely introduction. Should have taken a pic of payslip. Then again only tike I earn over 70k is in my dreams 😂

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By *exxyyDy11Man
13 weeks ago

North West


"Yes and proof of credit rating! "

Each credit score website seems to rate credits differently. So may cause confusion 😂

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By *bitofaslutWoman
13 weeks ago

Cannock


"When I first joined, I saw "I know what soap is" with reasonable regularity. (I know what a machine gun is. I've never used one. Just saying)

On one of these profiles - wanting recognition, at minimum, for basic hygiene - the profile owner demanded that the women he met wore a specific shade of red lipstick. The kind you buy in Selfridges, not Superdrug."

I mean, if he's buying....

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By *eroLondonMan
13 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I did see a bio where a woman only wanted a man who was earning over 70k a year. Did have a good chuckle with that. "

Wait! Do you mean that not everyone earns £70k per annum??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
13 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Mine was:

You must look and smell nice and I will do the same.

You must have a good PH balance and taste great.

***************

That one caught me off guard!

"

Does the Pineapple thing count with women too though? 🤷‍♂️😆

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
13 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"Wait! Do you mean that not everyone earns £70k per annum?? "

Well if they did, there wouldn't be enough Molton Brown shower-gel to go round, so thank your lucky stars mate! 😉

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By *midnight-Woman
13 weeks ago

...


"I did see a bio where a woman only wanted a man who was earning over 70k a year. Did have a good chuckle with that.

How does that impact anything? I'm trying to understand that!

Doesn't impact anything really but I don't know anyone earning over 70k a year hence why I was chuckling. But each to their own. "

I'm sure you know plenty, but just don't realize it

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By *mf123Man
13 weeks ago

with one foot out the door


"Mine was:

You must look and smell nice and I will do the same.

You must have a good PH balance and taste great.

***************

That one caught me off guard!

"

is that a silent p or silent h

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By *erfHerder74Man
13 weeks ago

Inverclyde

The men who are bi-curious but have over a dozen verification from men 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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By *hampersDarling OP   Woman
13 weeks ago

Norwich


"The men who are bi-curious but have over a dozen verification from men 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️"

In all fairness it might be easier to find men on here rather than ladies who will meet you.

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By *adbod2godbodMan
13 weeks ago

Manchester

Exceptional people only.

Well my mum says I am

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
13 weeks ago

Ipswich

Only professional people may apply

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