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"so far tonight ive had the following one liner messeges, no hello or nothing..my replies in brackets..Im sure many get the same on here also. I want you in those boots.. (im already in them) Ring me to chat.. (phone a friend) Love to fill you up.. (be easier to fill your car with petrol) I want your pussy. (aint fekin got one!!) Do you suck cock?.... (im gay so stupid question!) "I just love fab for this type of comedy. This has made my weekend I'm Lmao. I've had a few like that Happy fabbing. | |||
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"So glad I'm straight lol I don't get or want sad one liners lol but this has made me chuckle how sad some people are lol thank you for sharing "they the kind of messeges from some single guys that they send to women/tv/ts on here..ya gotta laugh. and they wonder why messeges get deleted or sarcasm back and then moan they dont get anywhere. Thank god not all single guys are like that  | |||
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"I've had " how tights your arse" from a bloke
Block & delete "id of replied.. "loose at the min as ive just done a poo" then blocked | |||
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"I've had " how tights your arse" from a bloke
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id of replied.. "loose at the min as ive just done a poo"
then blocked "Lol dam it why didn't I think of that | |||
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"I've had " how tights your arse" from a bloke
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id of replied.. "loose at the min as ive just done a poo"
then blocked
Lol dam it why didn't I think of that " | |||
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"I've had " how tights your arse" from a bloke
Block & delete
id of replied.. "loose at the min as ive just done a poo"
then blocked
Lol dam it why didn't I think of that "i always send a responce back.just not one they expect..plus gives me a laugh too if cant think of anything then i do just delete and block | |||
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"This thread has made me laugh so much in a short space of time. When I first came on here got asked if I wanted my cock sucking. I turned round and said to him does a knee to the nuts offend. Didn't get any more messages after that from him. Don't know why lol " You kinky sod, maybe that's not his type of kink with knee to balls  | |||
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"I once had a message (from a woman) asking me 'what are you looking for?)I sent one back saying I was looking for someone to hold the ball of wool whilst I knitted a cardigan for my elderly mother. " thats the way to do it...be quick and respnd with something they wouldnt expect | |||
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