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By *lyce and Mister M OP   Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

I was having a laugh earlier my daughter has a doll, and she told me her name, I thought she said Dildo.... and said to her, you can't call your dolly that it's really not a good name for a dolly.... got myself a bit flustered and realised she was eating, asked her again with no food in her mouth and she said WILLOW lol..... Sheesh!

My mum decided on fb one day to tell everyone she was going for a haircut, as apparently she resembled the DUREX dog...... lmao.... of course she meant dulux but I didn't correct her.

Anyone else had any faux pas with words ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i get words mixed up sometimes or say something totaly different! true story this and wanted to just vanish!!...

was 17, working in hairdressers..anyways, was doing a perm..and we use protective cream to stop irratation of skin.

So im explaining as i go along what im doing and say to this lady....

"im just going to put some cream on your FORSKIN"

Soon as i said it..i put down the cream and walked off..went and sat in the loo for 5 mins...shocked but laughing my head off. lets just say my boss never liked me after that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Was speaking to a call centre operative who was from The Philippines, I thought she said Milton Keynes

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By *lyce and Mister M OP   Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

LOL at ForSkin !!

My daughter picked up a tube of cream in my grandmas bathroom, I told her just to put it back. Later that day at lunch whilst we were all sat round table she asked my grandma, "Granny do you have a dry vagina".....

My cousin also went to pick up medication for my granddad whilst young, and told the pharmacist it was for his "cute vagina"..... he had acute angina lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL at ForSkin !!

My daughter picked up a tube of cream in my grandmas bathroom, I told her just to put it back. Later that day at lunch whilst we were all sat round table she asked my grandma, "Granny do you have a dry vagina".....

My cousin also went to pick up medication for my granddad whilst young, and told the pharmacist it was for his "cute vagina"..... he had acute angina lol!!"

thats well funny!!

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