FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Vs Reality

By *sWyld OP Woman
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Currently I'm not prancing about in lingerie, not bent over a balcony and sadly not on a glorious beach in the sun.

The reality .. I'm in spotty blue pj's, scrolling vinted and ignoring my messages.

What is your fab vs reality?

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By *elloWoman
13 weeks ago

alpha centauri

I'm laying in bed in my Spiderman knickers and black vest, a cat asleep on my chest (covering me in spinster glitter) and horror films on the telly

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
13 weeks ago

South Wales

Sat in my dressing gown drinking tea and I haven’t even brushed my hair yet! Xx 😄

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
13 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I'm laying in bed naked. Scrolling the forums and having an interesting conversation

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By *eyond PurityCouple
13 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I’m about to go on a bike ride and C is meeting her dad for a dog walk…she won’t be in lingerie and I won’t be naked

We did have early morning sex though so Ying and Yang

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By *aveyougotmymarblesMan
13 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

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By *aveyougotmymarblesMan
13 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

That I wish I was as popular in real life

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By *ealitybitesMan
13 weeks ago

Belfast

Reality.....bites.

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By *aomilatteCouple
13 weeks ago

Midlands

Lots of washing, ironing and housework. Not waiting for WWE Men who can lick pussy for hours to come around.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
13 weeks ago

Next Door

Shorts and a t shirt. They are covered in paint, polyfiller, sealant etc.

I'm looking hot 😉😉

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By *rystalsswingCouple
13 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands

I'm prepping a Sunday roast! But I do have my green undies on, in support of mh friend St.Patrick of course!

☘️☘️☘️

Kinda sexy when only you and he knows 😈

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
13 weeks ago

South Wales

Doing a tip run. Peak vanilla, but who doesn't love a tip run!

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By *an8iMan
13 weeks ago

Bilston

Sat on the settee wearing an old Nike tracksuit and big fluffy slipper socks not a pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Standing nude in the bathroom with a hair removal cream on my pussy waiting for it work it magic and scrolling on the fab forums

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By *NormalMan01Man
13 weeks ago

Harrogate

I’m not currently in a towel, my cock isn’t rock hard and I’m not overly fussed about meeting… I’m doing lunches for the kids, settling them after a morning of sports and making sure homework’s done and wondering if I’ll get a chance to sort the garden out…

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Fab: smooth, reclining in my sexiest basque in a dark, candlelit boudoir, or showing off my legs and highest heels.

Really? Right now I'm in jeans, t-shirt and boots, I have a 2 month old beard and I'm about to go to the shops to buy a few things to cook brunch before doing some gardening.

Sexyyyyyyy...

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
13 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge

In satin pjs lay in bed doing a little bit of work and dipping into fab every now and then. A walk is on the cards after lunch

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By *a LunaWoman
13 weeks ago

o o OO o o

Just look a hormonal wreck to be honest. My time of the month has visited twice this month and my hair looks like I’ve been electrocuted.

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By *electableicecreamMan
13 weeks ago

The West

I woke up to a very sexy message from a lover and then received an even sexier and very teasing video. I reciprocated of course.

Was feeling frisky so I took a photo to put on fab

Then I had a delicious full body orgasm.

All before my kids woke up and I had to cook breakfast, cook a stew, fold laundry and get the youngest ready for a play date.

Fab life.

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By *rystalsswingCouple
13 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands

"Standing nude in the bathroom with a hair removal cream on my pussy waiting for it work it magic and scrolling on the fab forums "

😁😁 Winner 👏👏

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By *rystalsswingCouple
13 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands

"Doing a tip run. Peak vanilla, but who doesn't love a tip run!"

I'm sure ye are rocking it 😎😎

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By *ife NinjaMan
13 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Laying on the settee, waiting for my teenager to get up, so we can go out. Still in my pj's 🤓

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"Standing nude in the bathroom with a hair removal cream on my pussy waiting for it work it magic and scrolling on the fab forums

😁😁 Winner 👏👏"

Thanks 🤩

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By *a LunaWoman
13 weeks ago

o o OO o o

"Laying on the settee, waiting for my teenager to get up, so we can go out. Still in my pj's 🤓"

He should be up by 3pm, plenty of time to relax!

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By *sWyld OP Woman
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Doing a tip run. Peak vanilla, but who doesn't love a tip run!"

I love a tip run!

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By *hampersDarlingWoman
13 weeks ago

Norwich

I'm in my slightly dubious dressing gown, in bed putting off the inevitable house chores.

So sexy it hurts!

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By *ife NinjaMan
13 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Laying on the settee, waiting for my teenager to get up, so we can go out. Still in my pj's 🤓

He should be up by 3pm, plenty of time to relax!

That early 🤭

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By *sWyld OP Woman
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Just look a hormonal wreck to be honest. My time of the month has visited twice this month and my hair looks like I’ve been electrocuted.

I feel your pain!

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Packing my stuff for another week working away.

Thinking about making a sausage casserole for dinner later

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By *sWyld OP Woman
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"I’m not currently in a towel, my cock isn’t rock hard and I’m not overly fussed about meeting… I’m doing lunches for the kids, settling them after a morning of sports and making sure homework’s done and wondering if I’ll get a chance to sort the garden out… "

Standard Sunday right there

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"I'm laying in bed in my Spiderman knickers and black vest, a cat asleep on my chest (covering me in spinster glitter) and horror films on the telly

Can I swap places with cat

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By *inky MelissaTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Aberdeen

So nothing like my fab portrayal at the moment..

Several days face stubble, several weeks since my legs were shaved!

Thick socks, steel toe caps and dirty boiler suit, outside cutting up some scrap metal in between rain showers.

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By *sWyld OP Woman
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Standing nude in the bathroom with a hair removal cream on my pussy waiting for it work it magic and scrolling on the fab forums "

Love the honesty!

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I am roaming the halls of my mansion naked whilst being served champagne by dark dusky maidens.

As if

I'm sat at my PC playing Fallout 4 Storywealth Edition in jeans and tee, trying to decide if it's worth going to Starbucks and finish chores whilst being endlessly shouted at by a gobby moggy

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By *midnight-Woman
13 weeks ago

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Drying my hair

Will take all afternoon and evening 🫨

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By *sWyld OP Woman
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Fab: smooth, reclining in my sexiest basque in a dark, candlelit boudoir, or showing off my legs and highest heels.

Really? Right now I'm in jeans, t-shirt and boots, I have a 2 month old beard and I'm about to go to the shops to buy a few things to cook brunch before doing some gardening.

Sexyyyyyyy...

Ooo what's for brunch?

Heels are overrated

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By *tr8MrEMan
13 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"Drying my hair

Will take all afternoon and evening 🫨"

I thought you waxed 🤣🤣🤣

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By *unxxx9911Man
13 weeks ago

Redhill

Sports kit on from doing kids rugby training, running around after kids that seem to leave mess everywhere and need to get some of the ironing done - wishing I was 30 something again and heading for an all day session that finishes with a sexy night with a gorgeous stranger …..

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Not currently wearing lingerie and fishnets, or sitting on a chair putting on a show for my fwb...

I'm wearing cargo trousers, a fleece and walking boots, armed with a trowel and a carrier bag and psyching myself up to deal with all the cat poo in the raspberry bed

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By *nnandElleCouple
13 weeks ago

Brackley

"Doing a tip run. Peak vanilla, but who doesn't love a tip run!"

Love it! About to do the same thing here - so therapeutic!

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
13 weeks ago

Hatfield

"I'm laying in bed in my Spiderman knickers and black vest, a cat asleep on my chest (covering me in spinster glitter) and horror films on the telly

What is your go to horror film ?

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By *hilly1515Man
13 weeks ago

coastal

done my clothes washing hung it out had a brew and off out on my bike very shortly for a blast ,,,

be rude not to .. laters taters .xxxxxxxx.

share em

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By *ros40Man
13 weeks ago

Bedford

I'm not in black and white

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Was woken up by a friend via my lovense with filthy voice notes before they went to work.

Up now though and gearing myself up with coffee to go to the gym and to do the food shop.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
13 weeks ago

Hatfield

"Not currently wearing lingerie and fishnets, or sitting on a chair putting on a show for my fwb...

I'm wearing cargo trousers, a fleece and walking boots, armed with a trowel and a carrier bag and psyching myself up to deal with all the cat poo in the raspberry bed

So basically living your best life?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Fab: smooth, reclining in my sexiest basque in a dark, candlelit boudoir, or showing off my legs and highest heels.

Really? Right now I'm in jeans, t-shirt and boots, I have a 2 month old beard and I'm about to go to the shops to buy a few things to cook brunch before doing some gardening.

Sexyyyyyyy...

Ooo what's for brunch?

Heels are overrated "

For walking in, yes. For turning guys on, very useful 😜

I'm making thick pancakes, bacon and maple syrup.

😁

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By *egguy6969Man
13 weeks ago

purley

Sat watching a recording of the rugby yesterday, looking out the window thinking how the grass needs cutting. Perhaps I’ll get on it later 😂

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By *sWyld OP Woman
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Was woken up by a friend via my lovense with filthy voice notes before they went to work.

Up now though and gearing myself up with coffee to go to the gym and to do the food shop. "

I feel like I need one of these in my life . The lovesense and a filthy voice noting friend to use it !

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By *agic tongue mike.Man
13 weeks ago

Canterbury

Chopping veg for a Sunday roast, dagged out in me greens. X

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By *agic tongue mike.Man
13 weeks ago

Canterbury

Ooh and me favourite hat too. Lol. X

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By *avexxMan
13 weeks ago

cheshire

workout this morning. washed to cars, now making a nice stew

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By *oodmessMan
13 weeks ago

yumsville

Brilliant. Sat in my dress gown, rubbing flaky skin on my forehead, scrolling mattresses as internet blips out

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By *etwife8230Couple
13 weeks ago

Newport

Sat in an oversized hoodie with pink slippers on debating whether to put the washing on the line or in the dryer

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By *upanovaMan
13 weeks ago

Sheffield

Finally had a shower after playing with my daughter all morning. She is demanding and bossy! Jeans,sweatshirt, tighty whities ( as always 😉). Early lunch and play centre this afternoon, she has too much energy!

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"Was woken up by a friend via my lovense with filthy voice notes before they went to work.

Up now though and gearing myself up with coffee to go to the gym and to do the food shop.

I feel like I need one of these in my life . The lovesense and a filthy voice noting friend to use it !"

One million percent recommend! It's alot of fun whether at home or out and about. The friend does help alot with that though it wouldn't be the same otherwise.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
13 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Sat in my pyjamas, drinking coffee and flicking between here, googling St Patrick and his Welsh routes, and deciding whether to relocate myself to Glasgow or Birmingham. 🤔

I’m tired now I need a nap.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
13 weeks ago

Hatfield

"Sat in my pyjamas, drinking coffee and flicking between here, googling St Patrick and his Welsh routes, and deciding whether to relocate myself to Glasgow or Birmingham. 🤔

I’m tired now I need a nap. "

I’d happily read you a bed time story …

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By *ynamicnatureMan
13 weeks ago

Doncaster

I'm at work babysitting d*unken man child football fans,😊

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
13 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I'm not generally in monochrome with a splash of colour placed somewhere.

I'm currently sat in an airport looking rather sophisticated in technicolour whilst people around me make me look and feel much better too 😂

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By *entula malarkeyMan
13 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Just woke up after a long nightshift, standing in my socks, just had a pee and dribbled my boxers.Needing the magical rejuvenating powers of tea and toast.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
13 weeks ago

Castlebar

Currently sweaty, spotty and tired on the Crosstrainer trying to get through the day whilst feeling "wierd"

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By *entleman_spyMan
13 weeks ago

nearby

Sat in a hot flight suit in an uncomfortable crew room waiting for my turn to fly.

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By *olo180Man
13 weeks ago

West London

"Doing a tip run. Peak vanilla, but who doesn't love a tip run!"

But it’s not a Bank Holiday….surely tip runs are reserved for those ha

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By *ellhungvweMan
13 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Walking back from the gym and wondering whether I need to buy some chicken thighs and milk. I probably do.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
13 weeks ago

North West

I am currently in yoga scruffs feeling grumpy because tween boy used the last of the milk last night and didn't say. So I've got back from yoga and can't have milk in my coffee. If I'd known I could've picked some up on my way back. 🙄

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By *lubchuckerMan
13 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Sat on my yacht being served champagne and canapès by scantily clad maidens

In reality i'm lolloping on the sofa contemplating whether to go and make another cuppa

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
13 weeks ago

Leeds

My reality is totally different from fab, I think people can forget we don't walk around/sit around in lingerie all day horny waiting for that special cock - nope I'm in my comfies, enjoying the quiet life with zero interest in anything other than my family time, now and then when the feelings are right, we'll enjoy a bit of fab, but fab is just a little tiny snippet of our reality, it's far from a lifestyle, we don't search people out or even seek anyone.

Don't get me wrong we've met some amazing people (of course 😉), made some great friends & had some amazing experiences, but fab isn't that high on our priorities & that's the way I like it.

I'll get back to my sexy black floor length oodie and mocha and continue my scrolling 😂

Mrs

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By *zeroMan
13 weeks ago

Glasgow

Fab image: smartly dressed and well presented

Reality: a scruff who's debating doing the dishes before or after he goes to the gym.

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By *ustMe123xWoman
13 weeks ago

East London

Laying in bed naked (I know I’m a lazy cow) eating chocolate and crisps (and a pig) while shaking my head at some of the statuses and flicking back and fourth to TikTok

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
13 weeks ago

Neverland

Still in prams, chicken roasting in oven 🤤, washing on...typical Sunday really 😅

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
13 weeks ago

Neverland

Pjams ha! Not prams

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
13 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Sat in my pyjamas, drinking coffee and flicking between here, googling St Patrick and his Welsh routes, and deciding whether to relocate myself to Glasgow or Birmingham. 🤔 I’m tired now I need a nap. "

I vote for Glasgow. Just sayin’.

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
13 weeks ago

Voldsøy

After a terrible nights' sleep and waking up a hormonal mess... I'm sat in bed, granny-knickers on, bra off, and a t-shirt that says "NOPE. Not today." (Very apt.) While I eat Doritos and watch a poly podcast.

Happy Sunday!

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By *ad NannaWoman
13 weeks ago

East London

I'm not gagging for a huge penis down my throat.

I'm gagging for a fat roast followed by apple pie and custard.

I won't get either for a long time

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By *a LunaWoman
13 weeks ago

o o OO o o

"Sat in my pyjamas, drinking coffee and flicking between here, googling St Patrick and his Welsh routes, and deciding whether to relocate myself to Glasgow or Birmingham. 🤔

I’m tired now I need a nap. "

Glasgow. Scottish men are 🔥

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By *eoBloomsMan
13 weeks ago

Springfield

Cooking all morning; I'm hot stuff either way.

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By *bitofaslutWoman
13 weeks ago

Cannock

I'm in a Powerpuff girls nightie thinking about writing my memoir, ignoring my bladder, blood sugar and stuffed nose and need to refill my vape

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
13 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Glasgow. Scottish men are 🔥"

Thanks Luna. Your fiver’s in the post.

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By *anielpiercedMan
13 weeks ago

In my garage trying to fit some nylon polybushes to a Bmw rear axle. I keep surfing Fab while I have multiple coffee breaks as an hours job has turned into a four hour job so far and I'm stressed

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By *ottmCouple
13 weeks ago

Nottingham

That has made me laugh so much ‘spinster glitter’ I haven’t heard that before

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By *olinOfBathMan
13 weeks ago

Corsham

I'm leaning on the bar of The Bell, a pint of Gem at my elbow, while the Patsy Gamble Blues Collective runs through their sound check.

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By *aulupforitMan
13 weeks ago

Corbridge

Been food shopping and sitting back and watching football,Rugby and ice hockey later x

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By *ot so needyMan
13 weeks ago

Galway

Sitting in a train on the way to meet my baby girl.

Its going to be a fun few days.🥵😈❣️

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By *allandathleticMan
13 weeks ago

Asgard

Fab - half naked, look decent.

Reality- clothed, covered in dust. Look like an wildebeest

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
13 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Glasgow. Scottish men are 🔥

Thanks Luna. Your fiver’s in the post."

I feel like my destiny is to run off into the highlands with a big bearded man in a kilt. I dunno. It’s calling me.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
13 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

A couple of big bearded men in kilts, surely? Why settle for one?

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By *eliWoman
13 weeks ago

I'm not bent over in cute knickers. Alas.

The reality is I'm currently sporting a cardi/vest top/pyjama shorts and a fetching face mask whilst I take a break from Spring cleaning. I prefer the fantasy.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Oh those heels came off at some point last night 🤣

Now in leather leggings & a tshirt. In recovery mode.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
13 weeks ago

Manchester

Feeling super sexy today: hungover in my pyjamas on the sofa after about 5 hours sleep, hair scraped up in a bun, stubborn eyeliner still forming a shadow round my eyes.

Form a queue!

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By *fffunCouple
13 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Reality rn waiting for my flight back home

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Not wearing a satin little robe with brushed hair. Sat in my normal dressing gown with my hair in a towel trying to get an ingrown hair

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By *iss DevilWoman
13 weeks ago

Bedford

Oversized hoodie, pj bottoms ("Mother Nature" around grrrr), hair not brushed yet as not going anywhere. Playing my PC game while lurking on the forum

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By *orphia2003Woman
13 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Jeans and oversized hoodie, no make-up, comfy bra and trainers covered in mud from wandering over wet fields.

I also have a cold. My nose is very red.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"Doing a tip run. Peak vanilla, but who doesn't love a tip run!"

We done all that stuff yesterday Mrs loves when we get lots of that kinda stuff done and I love it because I can relax for the next 6 months 😂

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
13 weeks ago

Leeds

Yeah I look like I have my shit together, when in reality I’m just a muppet.

The mr

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
13 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I hardly ever wear shirts.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
13 weeks ago

Reading

I'm just home and I'm huddled under my blanket to get warm. My hair is all windswept and feels horrible.

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By *teff_RedTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Greenhouse or Attic

"Currently I'm not prancing about in lingerie, not bent over a balcony and sadly not on a glorious beach in the sun.

The reality .. I'm in spotty blue pj's, scrolling vinted and ignoring my messages.

What is your fab vs reality?"

Not in lingerie, not shaved, not dressed feminine, so basically a hairy arsed man on a Sunday chilling on the settee😂

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By *eddy004Man
13 weeks ago

Toy Town

Clearing out the garage into Tesco crates in the hope of being able to find stuff when required. In my dog walking jacket, luminous beany jogging bottoms and work boots that the sole is becoming detached, much like my interest in doing the job in hand hence distracted on fab forums

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By *rafter69Man
13 weeks ago

upminster

Old tracksuit clearing out my shed.

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By *naswingdressWoman
13 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Tatty clothes, rocking my resting bitch face

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
13 weeks ago

your head

No heels or stockings here. Sat in jeans, jumper and slippers. Chilling and cooking after a productive morning of housework and a 4 mile walk with the gremlins.

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By *nterblueMan
13 weeks ago

manchester

Will be playing out the profile pic soon by taking a shower but will have to fantasise about who will help me dry off.

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By *oiluvfunMan
13 weeks ago

Penrith

Out with my son on a cycle ride, and I’ve seen more women in an hour than a month in Fab…..

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By *entlemanH666Man
13 weeks ago

Here, there….

"I'm in my slightly dubious dressing gown, in bed putting off the inevitable house chores.

So sexy it hurts!

With a profile name like that I’d expect one to have a butler for that?

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By *rdere OpusCouple
13 weeks ago

Brum - ish

Sitting in trackie bottoms and a hoodie, popping in and out of the kitchen making Sunday dinner.

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By *entlemanH666Man
13 weeks ago

Here, there….

"I'm not gagging for a huge penis down my throat.

I'm gagging for a fat roast followed by apple pie and custard.

I won't get either for a long time

I have three out of the four things mentioned and available here

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
13 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Today O.P. I have mostly been farting whilst hand painting second hand chairs.

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By *olinOfBathMan
13 weeks ago

Corsham

Watching the footie, where Liverpool are going to open the scoring but Newcastle will win the match.

Remember who told you...

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
13 weeks ago

Altrincham

"Currently I'm not prancing about in lingerie, not bent over a balcony and sadly not on a glorious beach in the sun.

The reality .. I'm in spotty blue pj's, scrolling vinted and ignoring my messages.

What is your fab vs reality?"

FAB - I'd be walking around BFs house wearing his shirt, crotchless lacy bodysuit, holdup stockings & high heels

Reality - I'm in black leggings, black hoodie, slippers, under a blanket on the couch, watching the Cup Final with Hubby

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By *sWyld OP Woman
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I've gone from Pj's to dog walking attire . I did put some make up on though!

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By *ackdaw52Man
13 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Sat in my hobby room doing a project.

This is what I do between gym selfies, toilet dick pics and posing with fish.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
13 weeks ago

kent

Fab, I would be posed in a white shirt, rolled sleeves with ripped forearms and sensual hands, with the hat perched rakishly on my head, looking at you with eyes that say: ‘I want to fuck you roughly against a wall.’

Reality, slouched on the sofa in Costa, with a laptop on my knees, glasses perched on my head instead of a hat, trying to finish some writing before meeting my mum and dad for a cuppa.

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By *Silver-Man
13 weeks ago

North Wales

Just finished work, covered in 100yr old dust and cobwebs from crawling under the floor space of an old church

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
13 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I've gone from Pj's to dog walking attire . I did put some make up on though!"

Make-up to walk the dog? Fancy lady.

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By *olinOfBathMan
13 weeks ago

Corsham

"Watching the footie, where Liverpool are going to open the scoring but Newcastle will win the match.

Remember who told you..."

Crikey.

Howay the lads...

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
13 weeks ago

nearby

Oh the fab me (Mrs) and the reality me are two different creatures! But I do always wear lingerie regardless of whatever leggings, sweatshirt and messing mum bun I'm sporting for the day, so that counts for something right?

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By *sWyld OP Woman
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"I've gone from Pj's to dog walking attire . I did put some make up on though!

Make-up to walk the dog? Fancy lady."

My dog doesn't want to be shown up!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
13 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Fab, naked.

Reality, not naked.

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By *ife NinjaMan
13 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Fab - lounging in a hot tub

Reality - waiting for the bath water to warm up 🤓

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By *nnCeeWoman
13 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Fab - possibly semi naked somewhere

IRL - on my parents sofa, full of roast dinner, in slightly mismatched leggings and t-shirt, definitely no sex on the cards

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By *urls and DressesWoman
13 weeks ago

Somewhere near here

Fab - boobs out on the beach, in a field and such like.

Reality - Curled up in bed with my duvet, blanket, slipper socks, woolly jumper, oodie and my doggy - and still freezing old

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By *oeBeansMan
13 weeks ago

Derby

I'm not in my boxers, flexing so my muscles look more defined. I'm in my joggers and sweatshirt watching football

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By *eviant loversCouple
13 weeks ago

west mids

Lay in bath having just checked out the op and thinking she’s so sexy

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By *lexm87Man
13 weeks ago

Various

"Just finished work, covered in 100yr old dust and cobwebs from crawling under the floor space of an old church"

That's not dust...

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By *enuine MikeMan
13 weeks ago

Guildford

Fab vs Reality.....

A profile containing pics of hot women fucking and wanting to meet; the reality is that the account is run by a low life bloke still living at home with his mum.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
13 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Fab: Unloading over your tits.

Reality: Unloading the dishwasher.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
13 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Fab: Sex, drugs and rock & roll.

Reality: Chipped mugs and sausage rolls.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
13 weeks ago

your head

"Fab: Sex, drugs and rock & roll.

Reality: Chipped mugs and sausage rolls."

Can't beat a good sausage roll

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Just got back from taking the children back to their mum’s. I hate it more than anything in the world.

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By *sWyld OP Woman
13 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Just got back from taking the children back to their mum’s. I hate it more than anything in the world.

Hugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"Just got back from taking the children back to their mum’s. I hate it more than anything in the world.

Hugs."

Thank you for caring xx

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By *nnCeeWoman
13 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Fab: Sex, drugs and rock & roll.

Reality: Chipped mugs and sausage rolls."

Urgh! No chipped mugs here, thanks!

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By *heffstarMan
13 weeks ago

Sheffield

"Fab: Sex, drugs and rock & roll.

Reality: Chipped mugs and sausage rolls.

Urgh! No chipped mugs here, thanks!"
absolutely not

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By *ilver_foxxx69Man
13 weeks ago

Falkirk

Currently in my boxers and dressing gown and walking funny to go make a coffee

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By *ewboy50Man
13 weeks ago

Carlisle

Naked on sofa trying to find shit to watch to fill in my day like normal

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I bet your tits still look great x

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

In work, should be working, taking a sly peek as to whos on , a bit like flitting through the old thick littlewoods catalogue years ago

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
13 weeks ago

Ipswich

Sat in dressing gown drinking coffee pondering on shifting my fat arse for shower then work

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Still in lounge clothes, sitting at my desk at home and pretending to work while perving on here and reddit!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
13 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Well this morning I used a sky remote for it's intended purpose 😂

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
13 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Well this morning I used a sky remote for it's intended purpose 😂"

Pervert.

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By *ust_jackMan
13 weeks ago

Plymouth

I don’t browse through my friends on Facebook and instagram’s pictures liking all of their stuff with my pants down

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
13 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"Well this morning I used a sky remote for it's intended purpose 😂

Pervert.

I'm quite the rebel hey 😂😂

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