FabSwingers.com forum: Are dwarfs lucky?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a theory that dwarfs are lucky. Everyone know this. But I cannot check my lottery until I see one. If I ever see one riding across a sunny meadow on a Shetland pony I would be sure to win. If you are a dwarf and would like to go halvesies ( I will find the dumpy horse) pm me love love mwah mwah xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Until my uncle shorty bent over to pick up a four leaf clover and got bashed up the ass by a four wheeled Rover we thought HE was lucky

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Blick Bashful Huckepack Axlerod Biddy Grouchy Blossom Friday Gorm Butcher Beith Bashful Flick Doc Naseweis Bartholomew Diddy Klutzy Critterina Monday Knirps Chuckles Coll Doc Glick Dopey Packe Cornelius Fiddy Lazy Marina Saturday Niffel Grimm Duir Dopey Plick Grumpy Pick Dexter Giddy Sloopy Moonbeam Sunday Quarx Grub Gort Dreamy Grumpy

Quee Happy Puck Eustace Iddy Smiley Muddy Thursday Querx Half Pint Muir Happy Snick Sleepy Purzelbaum Ferdinand Kiddy Tubby Sunburn Tuesday Schrat Napoleon Nion Sleepy Whick Sneezy Rumpelbold George Liddy Thunderella Wednesday Wichtel Wolf Quert Sneezy Gus

Over the years The Seven Dwarves have had many names, not one though, I am sorry to inform you, has ever been called Lucky

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Lucky if the prize isn't on the top shelf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blick Bashful Huckepack Axlerod Biddy Grouchy Blossom Friday Gorm Butcher Beith Bashful Flick Doc Naseweis Bartholomew Diddy Klutzy Critterina Monday Knirps Chuckles Coll Doc Glick Dopey Packe Cornelius Fiddy Lazy Marina Saturday Niffel Grimm Duir Dopey Plick Grumpy Pick Dexter Giddy Sloopy Moonbeam Sunday Quarx Grub Gort Dreamy Grumpy

Over the years The Seven Dwarves have had many names, not one though, I am sorry to inform you, has ever been called Lucky

Well that's lucky then

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Over the years The Seven Dwarves have had many names, not one though, I am sorry to inform you, has ever been called Lucky

You musta known that ... Otherwise you wouldnt have done a list......that's strange info to have stored..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had a right pervy thing about dwarves for few years now

Are there any on fab..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive had a right pervy thing about dwarves for few years now

Are there any on fab..?"

I've been called dopey and grumpy in the past if that helps?

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"Ive had a right pervy thing about dwarves for few years now

Are there any on fab..?"

I'm here, Oh Sexy Princess.

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By *rnyashellcplCouple
over a year ago

Haydock

they are lucky if they like tall men n love sucking cock

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Ive had a right pervy thing about dwarves for few years now

Are there any on fab..?"

I'm scared of dwarves (shudders)! I almost got knocked down by a bus trying to avoid the dwarf clown handing out flyers for Zippos circus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dwarfs an leprachauns (prob spelt wrong) are different things fact !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work with a dwarf when I worked at the Estee Lauder distribution centre in my youth, he was on the good-in desk which is a stand-up work station. He was at said desk one day when he sneezed and in doing so headbutted the table.

I nearly emptied myself with laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dwarfs an leprachauns (prob spelt wrong) are different things fact !"

Difference being that leprechauns are mythical!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I used to work with a dwarf when I worked at the Estee Lauder distribution centre in my youth, he was on the good-in desk which is a stand-up work station. He was at said desk one day when he sneezed and in doing so headbutted the table.

I nearly emptied myself with laughter"

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to go school with one and no one messed with her she would just punch you full force in your belly if you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dwarfs an leprachauns (prob spelt wrong) are different things fact !

Difference being that leprechauns are mythical!

Not according to some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive had a right pervy thing about dwarves for few years now

Are there any on fab..?"

I am a 6'2" dwarf. Wanna sit on my face and call me Happy?

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I saw my dwarf neighbour standing at the bus stop today, so I stopped and said, "Jump in, I'll take you home."

"Piss of you prick," he replied.

I said, "Fine, suit yourself."

So I zipped up my backpack and kept on walking.

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