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"I've had too much wine and I'm lying on the sofa unable to go to bed because I'm too shitfaced...I've tried completing the top hot videos of 2024 to try and sober myself up, but I'm still a bit buzzy. Anyone got any sobering solutions?" Scientifically it is possible to drink yourself sober...or try black coffee | |||
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"I've had too much wine and I'm lying on the sofa unable to go to bed because I'm too shitfaced...I've tried completing the top hot videos of 2024 to try and sober myself up, but I'm still a bit buzzy. Anyone got any sobering solutions?" Head under the cold tap! | |||
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"I've always been a coherent d*unk typer, it's one of my superpowers! I think maybe a drinking game is a good idea. Who's in? Is it possible to play cyber strip poker? Someone take my phone away from me...I'm shitfaced, remember " Oh dear. I have a royal flush. Now get ya kit off.  | |||
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"I've always been a coherent d*unk typer, it's one of my superpowers! I think maybe a drinking game is a good idea. Who's in? Is it possible to play cyber strip poker? Someone take my phone away from me...I'm shitfaced, remember Oh dear. I have a royal flush. Now get ya kit off. " I only got 1 card and it's the joker,  who was the cheating dealer | |||
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"I've got two aces ...do I win?" Probably, but I've got a straight 🤣 | |||
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"I've always been a coherent d*unk typer, it's one of my superpowers! I think maybe a drinking game is a good idea. Who's in? Is it possible to play cyber strip poker? Someone take my phone away from me...I'm shitfaced, remember Oh dear. I have a royal flush. Now get ya kit off.
I only got 1 card and it's the joker, who was the cheating dealer "(Whistles innocently).  | |||
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"I've had too much wine and I'm lying on the sofa unable to go to bed because I'm too shitfaced...I've tried completing the top hot videos of 2024 to try and sober myself up, but I'm still a bit buzzy. Anyone got any sobering solutions?" Find out what you future pensions will be like, now that is sobering. As Peter Gabriel once said... The wine's all d*unk and so am I Here with the hoi-poloi, don't ask me why' | |||
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"Are we playing snap? "If we was, she'd win with a pair | |||
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"I've got two aces ...do I win?" Yes as 8 Ace (From VIZ )is a big loser. | |||
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"After 5 everyone say the name of a card and whoever matches has to take off their pants. 1 2 3 4 5 " Tad difficult, I'm naked already | |||
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"After 5 everyone say the name of a card and whoever matches has to take off their pants. 1 2 3 4 5 Tad difficult, I'm naked already "Phwoar   | |||
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"Mrs Bun the baker . Seriously whose messing with my cards "You have great buns too. | |||
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"After 5 everyone say the name of a card and whoever matches has to take off their pants. 1 2 3 4 5 Tad difficult, I'm naked already
Phwoar "I'm crap at cards, so thought if get head start and just let you all catch up🤣🤣 | |||
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"Talking of Mrs Bun the Baker.. Who was the sexiest Cluedo character? I always thought Professor Plum was fitAF" True story - the lead pipe was actually a dildo. | |||
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"Talking of Mrs Bun the Baker.. Who was the sexiest Cluedo character? I always thought Professor Plum was fitAF" Mrs Scarlett, but she had a femme fatale thing going on | |||
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"Talking of Mrs Bun the Baker.. Who was the sexiest Cluedo character? I always thought Professor Plum was fitAF" Yvette from the film clue  hubba hubba | |||
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"Talking of Mrs Bun the Baker.. Who was the sexiest Cluedo character? I always thought Professor Plum was fitAF True story - the lead pipe was actually a dildo. "Knew it! And the rope was to incapacitate during the dildoing? | |||
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"Talking of Mrs Bun the Baker.. Who was the sexiest Cluedo character? I always thought Professor Plum was fitAF Mrs Scarlett, but she had a femme fatale thing going on" I'd forgotten her..I reckon she was fucking Col.Mustard | |||
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"Talking of Mrs Bun the Baker.. Who was the sexiest Cluedo character? I always thought Professor Plum was fitAF True story - the lead pipe was actually a dildo.
Knew it! And the rope was to incapacitate during the dildoing?"Nooo, that was so the game would relate to bondage players too | |||
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"Talking of Mrs Bun the Baker.. Who was the sexiest Cluedo character? I always thought Professor Plum was fitAF True story - the lead pipe was actually a dildo.
Knew it! And the rope was to incapacitate during the dildoing?"And the candlestick is a buttplug. | |||
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"Talking of Mrs Bun the Baker.. Who was the sexiest Cluedo character? I always thought Professor Plum was fitAF Mrs Scarlett, but she had a femme fatale thing going on I'd forgotten her..I reckon she was fucking Col.Mustard" Defo had him tied up in the library with the rope. | |||
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"Talking of Mrs Bun the Baker.. Who was the sexiest Cluedo character? I always thought Professor Plum was fitAF Mrs Scarlett, but she had a femme fatale thing going on I'd forgotten her..I reckon she was fucking Col.Mustard" Their son would be 'Master Orange' | |||
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"Professor Plum and miss scarlett, in the drawing room with the lead pipe, some rope, a pinwheel, lube and a fist. "Resulting in ruined ejaculation | |||
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"Professor Plum and miss scarlett, in the drawing room with the lead pipe, some rope, a pinwheel, lube and a fist. "Oooft  I'm going to show my innocence...what's a pin wheel?! | |||
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"Professor Plum and miss scarlett, in the drawing room with the lead pipe, some rope, a pinwheel, lube and a fist.
Oooft I'm going to show my innocence...what's a pin wheel?!"It's exactly what it says it is | |||
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"Professor Plum and miss scarlett, in the drawing room with the lead pipe, some rope, a pinwheel, lube and a fist.
Oooft I'm going to show my innocence...what's a pin wheel?!"Well........... Ermmmmmmm......... | |||
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"I can't remember the other pieces. Was there a scotty dog and a boot or am I imagining it?" Now we've gone from cluedo to Monopoly | |||
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"Professor Plum and miss scarlett, in the drawing room with the lead pipe, some rope, a pinwheel, lube and a fist.
Oooft I'm going to show my innocence...what's a pin wheel?!
It's exactly what it says it is "Thanks for clearing that up | |||
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"Professor Plum and miss scarlett, in the drawing room with the lead pipe, some rope, a pinwheel, lube and a fist.
Oooft I'm going to show my innocence...what's a pin wheel?!"It's a small metal tool with a wheel that has points. Imagine lying naked and blindfolded with someone running it gently over your skin. It feels really quite nice. | |||
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"I can't remember the other pieces. Was there a scotty dog and a boot or am I imagining it? Now we've gone from cluedo to Monopoly " Ha oh yeah. Wait for when I do the swerve to Mousetrap | |||
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"I can't remember the other pieces. Was there a scotty dog and a boot or am I imagining it? Now we've gone from cluedo to Monopoly Ha oh yeah. Wait for when I do the swerve to Mousetrap" Kinky.... | |||
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"I can't remember the other pieces. Was there a scotty dog and a boot or am I imagining it? Now we've gone from cluedo to Monopoly Ha oh yeah. Wait for when I do the swerve to Mousetrap" Can I be the naked dude on the diving board?? | |||
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"Haha defo. I'm sat in the cage that was always falling down and fucking up the flow of the game " Wasn't that the end of the game when the cage came down? | |||
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"Yeah but I like to wait at the end till the funs over. Well this has done the trick, I'm sober and ready for bed. Thanks for keeping me company. If someone could put a blackcurrant squash with ice by my bed for when I wake that would be lovely. Night night love you all xxxxbyeeeeee" Sleep well, hope your head is OK in the morning. | |||
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