FabSwingers.com forum: Drinks are on me No.5 Cheers

By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

No bar tonight, it's a mobile drinks trolley, but well stocked. What yer' having fabsters?

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By *ife NinjaMan
20 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Baby Guinness to kick the night off fella 👍🤓

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By *IXEN200Woman
20 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

"Baby Guinness to kick the night off fella 👍🤓"

I've not had one of those in years may I have one too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"Baby Guinness to kick the night off fella 👍🤓

I've not had one of those in years may I have one too"

2 Baby Guinness coming right up. Are and Fife Ninja on a date?

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By *IXEN200Woman
20 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

"Baby Guinness to kick the night off fella 👍🤓

I've not had one of those in years may I have one too

2 Baby Guinness coming right up. Are and Fife Ninja on a date? "

In my dreams maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"Baby Guinness to kick the night off fella 👍🤓

I've not had one of those in years may I have one too

2 Baby Guinness coming right up. Are and Fife Ninja on a date?

In my dreams maybe

It's his bath pics isn't it! Enjoy your tipples together in your dream.

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By *lubchuckerMan
20 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Could i have a Roast Coffee Kraken with Ginger Ale please

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By *inxy777Woman
20 weeks ago

essex

Mojito please x

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Would love Negroni .. cheers 🍸

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Barti and please, need to drown that game out of my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"Could i have a Roast Coffee Kraken with Ginger Ale please"

Of course Sir.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"Mojito please x"

Pouring it now Madam.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"Would love Negroni .. cheers 🍸"

Coming right up Sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"Barti and please, need to drown that game out of my head"

There you go. Enjoy. What game are drowning your sorrows over?

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

"Barti and please, need to drown that game out of my head

There you go. Enjoy. What game are drowning your sorrows over? "

The welsh and now watching the French threatening to throw it away to the English, second thoughts leave the bottle 🥲

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By *illy IdolMan
20 weeks ago

Midlands

I'll have an espresso martini please

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

May I have a pint of brewdog punk and a nip of balvienie doublewood please 1 cube of ice. Please kind sir?

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
20 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

Mrs will have a JD neat and Mr will have a Butty 😊

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"Barti and please, need to drown that game out of my head

There you go. Enjoy. What game are drowning your sorrows over?

The welsh and now watching the French threatening to throw it away to the English, second thoughts leave the bottle 🥲"

That wouldn't be too terrible outcome.

I'll leave the bottle anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"I'll have an espresso martini please "

Shaken about the place or stirred Sir?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"May I have a pint of brewdog punk and a nip of balvienie doublewood please 1 cube of ice. Please kind sir? "

Well seeing as you ordered so eloquently. Indeed, enjoy Sir.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"Mrs will have a JD neat and Mr will have a Butty 😊"

On their way. Bottoms up.

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By *elloWoman
20 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Redheaded slut shot please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"Redheaded slut shot please"

Naughty! Coming right up.

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By *illy IdolMan
20 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'll have an espresso martini please

Shaken about the place or stirred Sir?

Shaken, please 00🔫

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"I'll have an espresso martini please

Shaken about the place or stirred Sir?

Shaken, please 00🔫 "

(Good work on thwarting the 'Ban boob pics on the web corporation' Enjoy your drink Mr Bond.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

I recently discovered Rockfall. Guinness, spiced rim, cola, Kahlua. Can I get one of those please? And crisps. Salty. Like me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"I recently discovered Rockfall. Guinness, spiced rim, cola, Kahlua. Can I get one of those please? And crisps. Salty. Like me. "

Making it now for you Madam.... Bit of an issue with the crisps,.... Not get any.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"I recently discovered Rockfall. Guinness, spiced rim, cola, Kahlua. Can I get one of those please? And crisps. Salty. Like me.

Making it now for you Madam.... Bit of an issue with the crisps,.... Not get any.

Peanuts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"I recently discovered Rockfall. Guinness, spiced rim, cola, Kahlua. Can I get one of those please? And crisps. Salty. Like me.

Making it now for you Madam.... Bit of an issue with the crisps,.... Not get any.

Peanuts? "

I thought my bulge looked more impressive? ....

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"I recently discovered Rockfall. Guinness, spiced rim, cola, Kahlua. Can I get one of those please? And crisps. Salty. Like me.

Making it now for you Madam.... Bit of an issue with the crisps,.... Not get any.

Peanuts?

I thought my bulge looked more impressive? ...."

Looking at your trolley is giving me thirst.

Where did we land on the peanuts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"I recently discovered Rockfall. Guinness, spiced rim, cola, Kahlua. Can I get one of those please? And crisps. Salty. Like me.

Making it now for you Madam.... Bit of an issue with the crisps,.... Not get any.

Peanuts?

I thought my bulge looked more impressive? ....

Looking at your trolley is giving me thirst.

Where did we land on the peanuts?

To be honest I do have some nuts, but they're not displayed on the trolley.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"I recently discovered Rockfall. Guinness, spiced rim, cola, Kahlua. Can I get one of those please? And crisps. Salty. Like me.

Making it now for you Madam.... Bit of an issue with the crisps,.... Not get any.

Peanuts?

I thought my bulge looked more impressive? ....

Looking at your trolley is giving me thirst.

Where did we land on the peanuts?

To be honest I do have some nuts, but they're not displayed on the trolley.

This trolley sucks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"I recently discovered Rockfall. Guinness, spiced rim, cola, Kahlua. Can I get one of those please? And crisps. Salty. Like me.

Making it now for you Madam.... Bit of an issue with the crisps,.... Not get any.

Peanuts?

I thought my bulge looked more impressive? ....

Looking at your trolley is giving me thirst.

Where did we land on the peanuts?

To be honest I do have some nuts, but they're not displayed on the trolley.

This trolley sucks. "

"Pst. All the other guests are occupied with their beverages. I'm re-stocking the drinks trolley in the staff only room. I've left the door ajar, I'll show you the nuts I've got for you."

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By *elloWoman
20 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Game of darts anyone ?

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By *ynamite500Man
20 weeks ago

Angus

"No bar tonight, it's a mobile drinks trolley, but well stocked. What yer' having fabsters?

Malt whisky please my dear. Mucho Gracia's.x☺️

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"Game of darts anyone ? "

Ok fellas, she's ready to play. Try and hit the bullseye.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"I recently discovered Rockfall. Guinness, spiced rim, cola, Kahlua. Can I get one of those please? And crisps. Salty. Like me.

Making it now for you Madam.... Bit of an issue with the crisps,.... Not get any.

Peanuts?

I thought my bulge looked more impressive? ....

Looking at your trolley is giving me thirst.

Where did we land on the peanuts?

To be honest I do have some nuts, but they're not displayed on the trolley.

This trolley sucks.

"Pst. All the other guests are occupied with their beverages. I'm re-stocking the drinks trolley in the staff only room. I've left the door ajar, I'll show you the nuts I've got for you."

Wait I’m not gonna get palmed off with twiglets am I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"No bar tonight, it's a mobile drinks trolley, but well stocked. What yer' having fabsters?

Malt whisky please my dear. Mucho Gracia's.x☺️"

On it's way to you. Mucho Enjoyias.

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By *elloWoman
20 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"I recently discovered Rockfall. Guinness, spiced rim, cola, Kahlua. Can I get one of those please? And crisps. Salty. Like me.

Making it now for you Madam.... Bit of an issue with the crisps,.... Not get any.

Peanuts?

I thought my bulge looked more impressive? ....

Looking at your trolley is giving me thirst.

Where did we land on the peanuts?

To be honest I do have some nuts, but they're not displayed on the trolley.

This trolley sucks.

"Pst. All the other guests are occupied with their beverages. I'm re-stocking the drinks trolley in the staff only room. I've left the door ajar, I'll show you the nuts I've got for you."

Wait I’m not gonna get palmed off with twiglets am I? "

Urgh they'll give you smelly fingers and leave a nasty taste in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"I recently discovered Rockfall. Guinness, spiced rim, cola, Kahlua. Can I get one of those please? And crisps. Salty. Like me.

Making it now for you Madam.... Bit of an issue with the crisps,.... Not get any.

Peanuts?

I thought my bulge looked more impressive? ....

Looking at your trolley is giving me thirst.

Where did we land on the peanuts?

To be honest I do have some nuts, but they're not displayed on the trolley.

This trolley sucks.

"Pst. All the other guests are occupied with their beverages. I'm re-stocking the drinks trolley in the staff only room. I've left the door ajar, I'll show you the nuts I've got for you."

Wait I’m not gonna get palmed off with twiglets am I? "

The reference has been made before, but no. Proper nuts I promise.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"I recently discovered Rockfall. Guinness, spiced rim, cola, Kahlua. Can I get one of those please? And crisps. Salty. Like me.

Making it now for you Madam.... Bit of an issue with the crisps,.... Not get any.

Peanuts?

I thought my bulge looked more impressive? ....

Looking at your trolley is giving me thirst.

Where did we land on the peanuts?

To be honest I do have some nuts, but they're not displayed on the trolley.

This trolley sucks.

"Pst. All the other guests are occupied with their beverages. I'm re-stocking the drinks trolley in the staff only room. I've left the door ajar, I'll show you the nuts I've got for you."

Wait I’m not gonna get palmed off with twiglets am I?

Urgh they'll give you smelly fingers and leave a nasty taste in your mouth"

Awful.

But twiglets are alright though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"I recently discovered Rockfall. Guinness, spiced rim, cola, Kahlua. Can I get one of those please? And crisps. Salty. Like me.

Making it now for you Madam.... Bit of an issue with the crisps,.... Not get any.

Peanuts?

I thought my bulge looked more impressive? ....

Looking at your trolley is giving me thirst.

Where did we land on the peanuts?

To be honest I do have some nuts, but they're not displayed on the trolley.

This trolley sucks.

"Pst. All the other guests are occupied with their beverages. I'm re-stocking the drinks trolley in the staff only room. I've left the door ajar, I'll show you the nuts I've got for you."

Wait I’m not gonna get palmed off with twiglets am I?

Urgh they'll give you smelly fingers and leave a nasty taste in your mouth

Awful.

But twiglets are alright though?

These nuts I've got don't leave a nasty taste or leave any finger odour.....

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
20 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"Redheaded slut shot please"

I'll have what she's having ...sounds perfect!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
20 weeks ago

"Redheaded slut shot please

I'll have what she's having ...sounds perfect!"

You know when men drink this, it will make them sexier on Fab? .... Are you ready for the yellow inbox frenzy!? .... Okay here you go. Enjoy.

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