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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire

I know, I know what a boring topic but help a lady out

I adore Molton Brown shower gel - various scents- just gorgeous but it's a little on the pricey side, so looking for alternatives

So what's your favourite go-to shower gel?

Thanks lovelies 😘

S xxx

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
20 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Soap and glory. Love it!

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Soap and glory. Love it!"

Thank you lovely - will have a look at this 😌

S xxx

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By *ceKweenWoman
20 weeks ago

Bolton

Dove. Not expensive, smells lovely and moisturising, job done

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By *ou only live onceMan
20 weeks ago

London

Yes, MB does seem to have got much more expensive. Still love the scents though.

I use a lot of Korres - they're really good value for the quality, I think!

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Dove. Not expensive, smells lovely and moisturising, job done "

I do like dove - can't really go wrong with it 😌

S xxx

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Yes, MB does seem to have got much more expensive. Still love the scents though.

I use a lot of Korres - they're really good value for the quality, I think!"

Yeah it has just gone up again so thought it was time to start looking around - do really love the stuff though 😌

Not heard of Korres before but will definitely have a look into it

S xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

I steal the stuff from fancy hotels, but I feel this may be a false economy.. 🤔

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By *egDaySkipperMan
20 weeks ago

nw

The one that's on sale

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago


"Soap and glory. Love it!"

Second this it smells gorgeous

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By *ikesEmBigMan
20 weeks ago

Herts

Used to love black mint original source. The standard one isn't quite the same

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By *ou only live onceMan
20 weeks ago

London


"I steal the stuff from fancy hotels, but I feel this may be a false economy.. 🤔"

£200 a night for the miniatures. Maths seems sound to me!

🤣

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By *ibblepilotMan
20 weeks ago

Preston

Original source minty tea tree stuff - makes yer balls and bum tingle!

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Original source minty tea tree stuff - makes yer balls and bum tingle! "

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Soap and glory. Love it!

Second this it smells gorgeous "

Definitely need to go and try this !

S xxx

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By *WANDTGCouple
20 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

We stayed at a hotel last summer and they had Baylis & Harding pud, cedar and amber body wash . We literally went out and bought 6 bottles from Waitrose (it was on special)

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"We stayed at a hotel last summer and they had Baylis & Harding pud, cedar and amber body wash . We literally went out and bought 6 bottles from Waitrose (it was on special)"

Ooooo Baylis and Harding - really good shout 👏 will have a look at these - thank you

S xxx

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20 weeks ago


"We stayed at a hotel last summer and they had Baylis & Harding pud, cedar and amber body wash . We literally went out and bought 6 bottles from Waitrose (it was on special)

Ooooo Baylis and Harding - really good shout 👏 will have a look at these - thank you

Get it on your wish list I’m

Sure guys be happy to buy for you

S xxx"

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
20 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Sol de Janeiro, Brazilian 4 Play.

Or...

Dove, pomegranate and lemon verbena scent.

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By *a LunaWoman
20 weeks ago

o o OO o o

I love Lush shower gels.

Particularly Karma and Zesty

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By *avexxMan
20 weeks ago

cheshire

im a dove man

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By *elloWoman
20 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Whatever is on offer for under a quid, doesn't smell too sweet or flowery, I quite like musky scents, I'm using a blue one from imperial leather at the moment

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By *illy IdolMan
20 weeks ago

Midlands

Baylis and Harding is meant to be a copy of Molton Brown.

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Whatever is on offer for under a quid, doesn't smell too sweet or flowery, I quite like musky scents, I'm using a blue one from imperial leather at the moment "

I'm the same- prefer the musky scents so will have a look at that one - thank you 😊

S xxx

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Baylis and Harding is meant to be a copy of Molton Brown."

Just found 3 x 500 ml bottles online too

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Baylis and Harding is meant to be a copy of Molton Brown.

Just found 3 x 500 ml bottles online too "

For £9 - bargain!!

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By *illy IdolMan
20 weeks ago

Midlands


"Baylis and Harding is meant to be a copy of Molton Brown.

Just found 3 x 500 ml bottles online too "

Certainly worth a try🤓

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Baylis and Harding is meant to be a copy of Molton Brown.

Just found 3 x 500 ml bottles online too

Certainly worth a try🤓"

Most definitely 😊

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By *illy IdolMan
20 weeks ago

Midlands


"Baylis and Harding is meant to be a copy of Molton Brown.

Just found 3 x 500 ml bottles online too

Certainly worth a try🤓

Most definitely 😊"

You can shag me later

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By *illy IdolMan
20 weeks ago

Midlands


"Baylis and Harding is meant to be a copy of Molton Brown.

Just found 3 x 500 ml bottles online too

Certainly worth a try🤓

Most definitely 😊

You can shag me later"

*thank me later

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Baylis and Harding is meant to be a copy of Molton Brown.

Just found 3 x 500 ml bottles online too

Certainly worth a try🤓

Most definitely 😊

You can shag me later"

I'll smell lovely

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By *outhernC0mfortMan
20 weeks ago

Cumbria

I use an olive oil soap. It doesn't have a strong smell but I like it and it's natural.

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By *8warrenMan
20 weeks ago

.

I use Molton Brown shower gel, can’t believe it £25 now, may have to use another but don’t really like the scents off other

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"I use Molton Brown shower gel, can’t believe it £25 now, may have to use another but don’t really like the scents off other "

I've just ordered the Baylis and Harding Oud,cedar and Amber - looking forward to trying it

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By *aybeLadyWoman
20 weeks ago

West Dublin

Sanex. Good lather, lovely smells.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
20 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"Original source minty tea tree stuff - makes yer balls and bum tingle! "

I remember some woman did a hilarious online product review for that once! Had to go find it....

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Um, Original Source… can we talk?

I’d like to take you back to around 6.45am this morning, when I stepped into my bath, and found that my usual, rather innocuous bottle of shower gel (Waitrose essentials, Rose) had run out. A tad irritating, but fortuitously, I had a solution close to hand. A brand new, unopened bottle of your very own Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel. My bodily cleanliness was assured once more. I breathed a sigh of relief.

I took the Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel and began to work it into a lather. I applied it to first one leg, then the other, and shaved them diligently. (Yes, feel free to be impressed at my commitment to body defoliation at 6.45am on a Wednesday morning. I was too.) So far, so good.

I washed my arms and shaved underneath them. I washed my neck, breasts, stomach and back. Thus far, it had been a positively first class bathing experience.

And then.

AND THEN.

Oh. Dear. God.

MY VAGINA WAS ABLAZE.

For a moment, I wasn’t entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch?

BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT.

Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute fucking liability. MY FLAPS WERE ON FUCKING FIRE. I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline. It did not. There was a warning though. ‘KEEP AWAY FROM EYES.’ Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Frankly, my eyes were the least of my problems right now.

I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce. ‘7,929 tingling leaves’ claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling? TINGLING? This wasn’t tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking bush fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.)

Some twelve hours later, my front bottom has finally calmed down, though may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD. My eyes have eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interests of public safety, I thought I would pen you this missive.

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Original source minty tea tree stuff - makes yer balls and bum tingle!

I remember some woman did a hilarious online product review for that once! Had to go find it....

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Um, Original Source… can we talk?

I’d like to take you back to around 6.45am this morning, when I stepped into my bath, and found that my usual, rather innocuous bottle of shower gel (Waitrose essentials, Rose) had run out. A tad irritating, but fortuitously, I had a solution close to hand. A brand new, unopened bottle of your very own Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel. My bodily cleanliness was assured once more. I breathed a sigh of relief.

I took the Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel and began to work it into a lather. I applied it to first one leg, then the other, and shaved them diligently. (Yes, feel free to be impressed at my commitment to body defoliation at 6.45am on a Wednesday morning. I was too.) So far, so good.

I washed my arms and shaved underneath them. I washed my neck, breasts, stomach and back. Thus far, it had been a positively first class bathing experience.

And then.

AND THEN.

Oh. Dear. God.

MY VAGINA WAS ABLAZE.

For a moment, I wasn’t entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch?

BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT.

Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute fucking liability. MY FLAPS WERE ON FUCKING FIRE. I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline. It did not. There was a warning though. ‘KEEP AWAY FROM EYES.’ Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Frankly, my eyes were the least of my problems right now.

I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce. ‘7,929 tingling leaves’ claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling? TINGLING? This wasn’t tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking bush fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.)

Some twelve hours later, my front bottom has finally calmed down, though may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD. My eyes have eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interests of public safety, I thought I would pen you this missive.

"

Hahahahaha

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By *WANDTGCouple
20 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

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By *edSirenWoman
20 weeks ago

magic mountain


"Original source minty tea tree stuff - makes yer balls and bum tingle!

I remember some woman did a hilarious online product review for that once! Had to go find it....

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Um, Original Source… can we talk?

I’d like to take you back to around 6.45am this morning, when I stepped into my bath, and found that my usual, rather innocuous bottle of shower gel (Waitrose essentials, Rose) had run out. A tad irritating, but fortuitously, I had a solution close to hand. A brand new, unopened bottle of your very own Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel. My bodily cleanliness was assured once more. I breathed a sigh of relief.

I took the Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel and began to work it into a lather. I applied it to first one leg, then the other, and shaved them diligently. (Yes, feel free to be impressed at my commitment to body defoliation at 6.45am on a Wednesday morning. I was too.) So far, so good.

I washed my arms and shaved underneath them. I washed my neck, breasts, stomach and back. Thus far, it had been a positively first class bathing experience.

And then.

AND THEN.

Oh. Dear. God.

MY VAGINA WAS ABLAZE.

For a moment, I wasn’t entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch?

BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT.

Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute fucking liability. MY FLAPS WERE ON FUCKING FIRE. I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline. It did not. There was a warning though. ‘KEEP AWAY FROM EYES.’ Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Frankly, my eyes were the least of my problems right now.

I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce. ‘7,929 tingling leaves’ claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling? TINGLING? This wasn’t tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking bush fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.)

Some twelve hours later, my front bottom has finally calmed down, though may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD. My eyes have eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interests of public safety, I thought I would pen you this missive.

"

😂 pretty sure there was a similar one done for hair removal cream!

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
20 weeks ago

North West

Original source lemon or I love a coconut one

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By *WANDTGCouple
20 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich


"Baylis and Harding is meant to be a copy of Molton Brown.

Just found 3 x 500 ml bottles online too

For £9 - bargain!! "

Yes, Waitrose had 3 for 2 at 3.50 each

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Baylis and Harding is meant to be a copy of Molton Brown.

Just found 3 x 500 ml bottles online too

For £9 - bargain!!

Yes, Waitrose had 3 for 2 at 3.50 each"

Thank you for the heads up about this- it sounds just what I'm looking for

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By *edSirenWoman
20 weeks ago

magic mountain


"I know, I know what a boring topic but help a lady out

I adore Molton Brown shower gel - various scents- just gorgeous but it's a little on the pricey side, so looking for alternatives

So what's your favourite go-to shower gel?

Thanks lovelies 😘

S xxx"

Rituals showers gels are gorgeous! The red one, ritual of Ayurveda, smells amazing

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"I know, I know what a boring topic but help a lady out

I adore Molton Brown shower gel - various scents- just gorgeous but it's a little on the pricey side, so looking for alternatives

So what's your favourite go-to shower gel?

Thanks lovelies 😘

S xxx

Rituals showers gels are gorgeous! The red one, ritual of Ayurveda, smells amazing"

Oooh another one I've not heard of - thank you

S xxx

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
20 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff


"😂 pretty sure there was a similar one done for hair removal cream!"

Yeah, there's a brilliant one for a clit sucking vibrator too, well worth a search... 🤣🤣 (and you'll want to spend your money!😜)

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By *eroLondonMan
20 weeks ago

Covent Garden

The Ordinary™ — for every day mild cleansing, and doesn't strip the skin of its natural oils.

Also, the Eau d'Orange shower cleanser from Hermés™, which complements their cologne.

I also find most shower gels from L'Occitane™ quite approachable and luxuriant and, price per ml, cheaper than Molton Brown™. (or 'Molton' Lava as I call them, as they burn a hole through my wallet). 🙂👣

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

I second this! Rituals shower gels are nice

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"The Ordinary™ — for every day mild cleansing, and doesn't strip the skin of its natural oils.

Also, the Eau d'Orange shower cleanser from Hermés™, which complements their cologne.

I also find most shower gels from L'Occitane™ quite approachable and luxuriant and, price per ml, cheaper than Molton Brown™. (or 'Molton' Lava as I call them, as they burn a hole through my wallet). 🙂👣"

What a wonderful review if 3 differing brands - tjank you

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"The Ordinary™ — for every day mild cleansing, and doesn't strip the skin of its natural oils.

Also, the Eau d'Orange shower cleanser from Hermés™, which complements their cologne.

I also find most shower gels from L'Occitane™ quite approachable and luxuriant and, price per ml, cheaper than Molton Brown™. (or 'Molton' Lava as I call them, as they burn a hole through my wallet). 🙂👣

What a wonderful review if 3 differing brands - tjank you

"

Please excuse the spelling mistakes

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"I second this! Rituals shower gels are nice "

Will definitely have a look at these

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By *eliWoman
20 weeks ago

.

I'm not sure they're much cheaper but I love Philosophy. Great shower gels, the cinnamon bun one smells incredible. And Lush - Lord of Misrule/Snow Fairy in particular. Oh and Sanctuary spa for a cheaper option.

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By *ave WolvesMan
20 weeks ago

Wolves

Pecksniffs. Lidl & Aldi do copies of Loccitan, Lush, Jo Malone etc

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By *tr8MrEMan
20 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Usually go with anyone's version of Mint and Tea Tree Oil...makes the testicles tingle

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By *eroLondonMan
20 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Pecksniffs. Lidl & Aldi do copies of Loccitan, Lush, Jo Malone etc"

·

The 'copy' is limited to the scent and nothing more. The composition, how little they actually lather up and how much more dispensing into your palm is required is quite evident, on top of conditioning your skin, or lack thereof.

Copying a tin of Heinz™ beans is one thing, but my skin deserves more than to smell similar to L'Occitane but feel like B&Q sandpaper as a consequence.

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Thanks so much everyone for all your help - you really are a lovely, gorgeous smelling bunch

S xxx

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By *tr8MrEMan
20 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Thanks so much everyone for all your help - you really are a lovely, gorgeous smelling bunch

S xxx"

Aaaaawww thankies, but I've just farted

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Thanks so much everyone for all your help - you really are a lovely, gorgeous smelling bunch

S xxx

Aaaaawww thankies, but I've just farted "

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By *ray_BTWMan
20 weeks ago

Worcester

Molton Brown very little goes a long way so works out great value.

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Molton Brown very little goes a long way so works out great value. "

Have to agree on that- a bottle f

Does last me a very long time

S xx

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By *arnayguyMan
20 weeks ago

Durham Tees

Sqezy washing up liquid.

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By *oveToPlay. OP   Couple
20 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"Sqezy washing up liquid. "

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By *oeBeansMan
20 weeks ago

Derby

I just use Dove for Men. Because it's manly! Now if you'll excuse me, there's a tree I have to go and chop down. Grrrrr...

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
20 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Soap and glory. Love it!

Thank you lovely - will have a look at this 😌

S xxx"

It smells divine the original scent is my fave I always ask for a gift set at Xmas

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Central

I just use the Sanex range. I've done without the luxurious scents, to get something that's probably kinder to my skin and is fairly low cost and frequently on offer too

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
19 weeks ago

Pembrokeshire

Sanex sensitive

Cant use anything else, or my skin goes into melt down.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
19 weeks ago

Durham

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By *orthern StarsCouple
19 weeks ago

Durham

I'm afraid I'm the same as you OP in that I love Molton Brown, Fiery Pink Pepper being my absolute favourite. I buy it but only use it when I'm going out somewhere nice etc, definitely not for daily use.

My daily one I like Imperial Leather Bergamot and Sea Salt.

Ruby

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
19 weeks ago

La La Land


"Original source minty tea tree stuff - makes yer balls and bum tingle! "

Makes my balls tingle too

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Not in your area


"Original source minty tea tree stuff - makes yer balls and bum tingle!

I remember some woman did a hilarious online product review for that once! Had to go find it....

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Um, Original Source… can we talk?

I’d like to take you back to around 6.45am this morning, when I stepped into my bath, and found that my usual, rather innocuous bottle of shower gel (Waitrose essentials, Rose) had run out. A tad irritating, but fortuitously, I had a solution close to hand. A brand new, unopened bottle of your very own Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel. My bodily cleanliness was assured once more. I breathed a sigh of relief.

I took the Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel and began to work it into a lather. I applied it to first one leg, then the other, and shaved them diligently. (Yes, feel free to be impressed at my commitment to body defoliation at 6.45am on a Wednesday morning. I was too.) So far, so good.

I washed my arms and shaved underneath them. I washed my neck, breasts, stomach and back. Thus far, it had been a positively first class bathing experience.

And then.

AND THEN.

Oh. Dear. God.

MY VAGINA WAS ABLAZE.

For a moment, I wasn’t entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch?

BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT.

Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute fucking liability. MY FLAPS WERE ON FUCKING FIRE. I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline. It did not. There was a warning though. ‘KEEP AWAY FROM EYES.’ Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Frankly, my eyes were the least of my problems right now.

I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce. ‘7,929 tingling leaves’ claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling? TINGLING? This wasn’t tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking bush fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.)

Some twelve hours later, my front bottom has finally calmed down, though may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD. My eyes have eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interests of public safety, I thought I would pen you this missive."

Genuinely, I've had a similar experience with the Original Source Mint, but obviously involving the sensitive areas of the penis instead. I won't buy or use it.

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By *orcsmatMan
19 weeks ago

Kidderminster

Shower gel is a total con. Most of it washes off instantly.

A decent hard soap is much more economical.

We love and use Mysore Sandalwood soap which we buy in India. Cheap over here but very expensive in the UK at around £5 per bar.

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By *ustincider888Man
19 weeks ago

Preston Ish

I prefer to use Pine Tar Soap instead of shower gel.

I do use gels when I run out of the soap, but only cheap supermarket brands

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Use French soap with olive oil

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By *carlettsWoman
19 weeks ago

Harpenden


"Original source minty tea tree stuff - makes yer balls and bum tingle!

"

I like original source, coconut, lemon and the rhubarb and strawberry

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Fairy washing up liquid 👀

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By *orthfieldsNickMan
19 weeks ago

West London

Cowshed, also pricy though

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By *viatrixWoman
19 weeks ago

Redhill

I am definitely a soap person (and so much cheaper!) but for now I am adoring my Le Labo Rose 31 shower gel. It is £48 a bottle lol so not really a cheaper alternative!

Love, love Dove soap and Safeguard I bring from the US.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
19 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Avon white lilly I find has a nice smell to it for a cheaper alternative

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Tennesse Whiskey from Bath and Body works.

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