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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets ?" #dont say paper bag , don't say paper bag, don't say paper bag Erm Plastic bag? Damn it,  | |||
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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets ? #dont say paper bag , don't say paper bag, don't say paper bag Erm Plastic bag? Damn it, "WARNING: PLEASE MAKE SURE PLASTIC BAG HAS AIR HOLES! | |||
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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets ? #dont say paper bag , don't say paper bag, don't say paper bag Erm Plastic bag? Damn it,
WARNING: PLEASE MAKE SURE PLASTIC BAG HAS AIR HOLES!"There’s plenty of air holes on here. Ugly man should be ok | |||
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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets ? #dont say paper bag , don't say paper bag, don't say paper bag Erm Plastic bag? Damn it, "Hahahaha, so funny🤣🤣x | |||
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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets ? #dont say paper bag , don't say paper bag, don't say paper bag Erm Plastic bag? Damn it,
WARNING: PLEASE MAKE SURE PLASTIC BAG HAS AIR HOLES!
There’s plenty of air holes on here. Ugly man should be ok"Phew! When I find one, I'll let him know.  | |||
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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets ?" Send her a picture of Tom hardy and convince her it's you...I've never met a woman yet that won't eat that guy alive!😁 | |||
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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets ? #dont say paper bag , don't say paper bag, don't say paper bag Erm Plastic bag? Damn it, "Fail! the correct answer is a Sainsbury's carrier bag. | |||
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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets ?" Even Quasimodo scored with ezmerelda...I wouldn't get the hump about it  | |||
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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets ? #dont say paper bag , don't say paper bag, don't say paper bag Erm Plastic bag? Damn it,
Fail! the correct answer is a Sainsbury's carrier bag."So, a plastic bag? | |||
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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets ? #dont say paper bag , don't say paper bag, don't say paper bag Erm Plastic bag? Damn it,
Fail! the correct answer is a Sainsbury's carrier bag.
So, a plastic bag?"Hope it's a recyclable one!🤨 | |||
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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets ? #dont say paper bag , don't say paper bag, don't say paper bag Erm Plastic bag? Damn it,
Fail! the correct answer is a Sainsbury's carrier bag.
So, a plastic bag?"Make sure you get child friendly ones...no one wants a dead ugly person on there hands | |||
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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets ?" Chloroform | |||
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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets ? #dont say paper bag , don't say paper bag, don't say paper bag Erm Plastic bag? Damn it,
Fail! the correct answer is a Sainsbury's carrier bag.
So, a plastic bag?
Make sure you get child friendly ones...no one wants a dead ugly person on there hands"Pffft | |||
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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets?" · You stand next to an uglier guy than you. That will improve your chances. | |||
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"Here's me thinking glory hole, wtf is wrong with me 🤦🏽♂️" End of the week mate, end of the week!😆 | |||
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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets ?" Specsavers | |||
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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets? · You stand next to an uglier guy than you. That will improve your chances. " But I don't know the guy | |||
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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets ? #dont say paper bag , don't say paper bag, don't say paper bag Erm Plastic bag? Damn it, "Oi. That's not right....... It's 2 paper bags. In case the first one falls off. 😆 🤣 😂 | |||
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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets? · You stand next to an uglier guy than you. That will improve your chances. " I'm seeing you soon. Is this the reason!? 😭 | |||
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"Easy. Find a photo on Hotpics and send a direct message inquiring their hourly rate.... And that you drive a porche and really rich. "That worked really well for me until some incredibly hot gold digger pointed out I'd spelt "PORSCHE" wrong | |||
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"Easy. Find a photo on Hotpics and send a direct message inquiring their hourly rate.... And that you drive a porche and really rich.
That worked really well for me until some incredibly hot gold digger pointed out I'd spelt "PORSCHE" wrong "A lucky escape for you mate. Imagine if said lady was as precise in before sex? "No I'm sorry, I've just measured it and it isn't over 14". I can't make a video with that thing! | |||
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"Easy. Find a photo on Hotpics and send a direct message inquiring their hourly rate.... And that you drive a porche and really rich.
That worked really well for me until some incredibly hot gold digger pointed out I'd spelt "PORSCHE" wrong "Reminds me of school an acquaintance created a poster about Porsche cars. He had two spelling mistakes in the only title word. He called it poche
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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets ?" Pay | |||
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"In a club dark room? 🤔 Seriously though...'Ugly' is subjective. Maybe focus on the positives, write a decent profile, take some interesting photos and see what happens. 🤷♂️"  | |||
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"Use a blank avatar, tell them that you can’t share photos due to the fact you are a professional and that you are into blindfold meets." Be a tricky social though. You'd both have to feel your way to the bar. "Hey nice to met you, your boobs feel just as firm as I imagined" ..... "...Sorry, who are you, and why are you squeezing my husband's pecs?!" | |||
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"Use a blank avatar, tell them that you can’t share photos due to the fact you are a professional and that you are into blindfold meets. Be a tricky social though. You'd both have to feel your way to the bar. "Hey nice to met you, your boobs feel just as firm as I imagined" ..... "...Sorry, who are you, and why are you squeezing my husband's pecs?!" "Sounds like you've had a personal experience | |||
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"Use a blank avatar, tell them that you can’t share photos due to the fact you are a professional and that you are into blindfold meets. Be a tricky social though. You'd both have to feel your way to the bar. "Hey nice to met you, your boobs feel just as firm as I imagined" ..... "...Sorry, who are you, and why are you squeezing my husband's pecs?!"
Sounds like you've had a personal experience "Sorry if I squeezed to tightly. (Let's just pretend it never happened) | |||
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"Use a blank avatar, tell them that you can’t share photos due to the fact you are a professional and that you are into blindfold meets. Be a tricky social though. You'd both have to feel your way to the bar. "Hey nice to met you, your boobs feel just as firm as I imagined" ..... "...Sorry, who are you, and why are you squeezing my husband's pecs?!"
Sounds like you've had a personal experience
Sorry if I squeezed to tightly. (Let's just pretend it never happened) "Too late, the moment has lived with me since it happened | |||
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"Use a blank avatar, tell them that you can’t share photos due to the fact you are a professional and that you are into blindfold meets. Be a tricky social though. You'd both have to feel your way to the bar. "Hey nice to met you, your boobs feel just as firm as I imagined" ..... "...Sorry, who are you, and why are you squeezing my husband's pecs?!"
Sounds like you've had a personal experience
Sorry if I squeezed to tightly. (Let's just pretend it never happened)
Too late, the moment has lived with me since it happened "Oh no! Try and forget it. Imagine I looked like any extra in a vintage german gangbang movie. Utterly forgettable, you'll be ok. | |||
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"Use a blank avatar, tell them that you can’t share photos due to the fact you are a professional and that you are into blindfold meets. Be a tricky social though. You'd both have to feel your way to the bar. "Hey nice to met you, your boobs feel just as firm as I imagined" ..... "...Sorry, who are you, and why are you squeezing my husband's pecs?!" "Wait..those aren’t boobs…there Big Harold’s balls! | |||
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"What’s the best way for an ugly guy to get meets ? Pay " Just don't offer to pay then call the person you're offering to pay ugly 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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