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Just had some bad news from my GP....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago

My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm.

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By *elloWoman
21 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm. "

Wow in 2 weeks you'll be like action man

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

🔍

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm.

Wow in 2 weeks you'll be like action man "

Wonder if he gets a tank. And a helicopter?

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By *elloWoman
21 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm.

Wow in 2 weeks you'll be like action man

Wonder if he gets a tank. And a helicopter? "

Lol I always liked the scuba diving one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm.

Wow in 2 weeks you'll be like action man "

I'll look like Mikel Artetta but manage a football team better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm.

Wow in 2 weeks you'll be like action man

Wonder if he gets a tank. And a helicopter? "

I want a gunship! (sulk)

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm.

Wow in 2 weeks you'll be like action man

Wonder if he gets a tank. And a helicopter?

Lol I always liked the scuba diving one "

Well he’ll get his dick wet at least

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By *rank.blackMan
21 weeks ago

Woolwich

So you basically have two weeks!

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By *s-two-75Couple
21 weeks ago

clubs only

Will you then need to change your pronouns?

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By *eoBloomsMan
21 weeks ago

Springfield


"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm.

Wow in 2 weeks you'll be like action man

Wonder if he gets a tank. And a helicopter?

Lol I always liked the scuba diving one

Well he’ll get his dick wet at least "

👏🤣

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"Will you then need to change your pronouns?"

He’s gonna be Fiddletwigs first.

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By *eoBloomsMan
21 weeks ago

Springfield

Imagine if that happened to Big Harold! He'd have no dick left by 2037.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"Imagine if that happened to Big Harold! He'd have no dick left by 2037. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"So you basically have two weeks! "

Yes indeed. This is a very serious situation I find myself in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"Imagine if that happened to Big Harold! He'd have no dick left by 2037. "

2038? I think you've miscalculated?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"So you basically have two weeks!

Yes indeed. This is a very serious situation I find myself in. "

Can you make your hands smaller? Just thinking aloud now. Trying to help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"Will you then need to change your pronouns?"

Yes. Any suggestions?

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By *eoBloomsMan
21 weeks ago

Springfield


"Will you then need to change your pronouns?

Yes. Any suggestions? "

Were/Was

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"Will you then need to change your pronouns?

He’s gonna be Fiddletwigs first. "

You're such a meanie!

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By *elloWoman
21 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"So you basically have two weeks!

Yes indeed. This is a very serious situation I find myself in.

Can you make your hands smaller? Just thinking aloud now. Trying to help. "

I've got a pair of small hands, evidence of this is in my photo gallery, i don't mind lending a hand or two

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"So you basically have two weeks!

Yes indeed. This is a very serious situation I find myself in.

Can you make your hands smaller? Just thinking aloud now. Trying to help.

I've got a pair of small hands, evidence of this is in my photo gallery, i don't mind lending a hand or two"

Are you any good at fingertips or two.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"Will you then need to change your pronouns?

Yes. Any suggestions?

Were/Was "

Almost nearly might of been

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"Will you then need to change your pronouns?

Yes. Any suggestions?

Were/Was

Almost nearly might of been "

Almost nearly might of peen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"Will you then need to change your pronouns?

Yes. Any suggestions?

Were/Was

Almost nearly might of been

Almost nearly might of peen? "

(I need to have a word with you in private) Gosh I'm cross with you, and got my peen out!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"Will you then need to change your pronouns?

Yes. Any suggestions?

Were/Was

Almost nearly might of been

Almost nearly might of peen?

(I need to have a word with you in private) Gosh I'm cross with you, and got my peen out! "

I imagine you’re probably cute when you’re cross.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"Will you then need to change your pronouns?

Yes. Any suggestions?

Were/Was

Almost nearly might of been

Almost nearly might of peen?

(I need to have a word with you in private) Gosh I'm cross with you, and got my peen out!

I imagine you’re probably cute when you’re cross. "

Cute!! No. I turn into the 'Incredible Sulk'.

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By *abluesbabyMan
21 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Awww sorry to hear that Justin... or Tintin as it will be soon...

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm.

Wow in 2 weeks you'll be like action man "

Well at least he'll get to come in a box

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Durham


"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm. "

I remember you telling me before Christmas x

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