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"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm. ![]() Wow in 2 weeks you'll be like action man | |||
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"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm. ![]() Wonder if he gets a tank. And a helicopter? | |||
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"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm. ![]() Lol I always liked the scuba diving one | |||
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"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm. ![]() I'll look like Mikel Artetta but manage a football team better. ![]() | |||
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"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm. ![]() I want a gunship! (sulk) ![]() | |||
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"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm. ![]() Well he’ll get his dick wet at least | |||
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"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm. ![]() 👏🤣 | |||
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"Will you then need to change your pronouns?" He’s gonna be Fiddletwigs first. | |||
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"Imagine if that happened to Big Harold! He'd have no dick left by 2037. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So you basically have two weeks! ![]() Yes indeed. This is a very serious situation I find myself in. ![]() | |||
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"Imagine if that happened to Big Harold! He'd have no dick left by 2037. ![]() 2038? I think you've miscalculated? ![]() | |||
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"So you basically have two weeks! ![]() ![]() Can you make your hands smaller? Just thinking aloud now. Trying to help. | |||
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"Will you then need to change your pronouns?" Yes. Any suggestions? ![]() | |||
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"Will you then need to change your pronouns? Yes. Any suggestions? ![]() Were/Was ![]() | |||
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"Will you then need to change your pronouns? He’s gonna be Fiddletwigs first. " You're such a meanie! ![]() | |||
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"So you basically have two weeks! ![]() ![]() I've got a pair of small hands, evidence of this is in my photo gallery, i don't mind lending a hand or two | |||
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"So you basically have two weeks! ![]() ![]() Are you any good at fingertips or two. ![]() | |||
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"Will you then need to change your pronouns? Yes. Any suggestions? ![]() ![]() Almost nearly might of been ![]() | |||
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"Will you then need to change your pronouns? Yes. Any suggestions? ![]() ![]() ![]() Almost nearly might of peen? | |||
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"Will you then need to change your pronouns? Yes. Any suggestions? ![]() ![]() ![]() (I need to have a word with you in private) Gosh I'm cross with you, and got my peen out! ![]() | |||
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"Will you then need to change your pronouns? Yes. Any suggestions? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I imagine you’re probably cute when you’re cross. | |||
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"Will you then need to change your pronouns? Yes. Any suggestions? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Cute!! No. I turn into the 'Incredible Sulk'. ![]() | |||
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"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm. ![]() Well at least he'll get to come in a box ![]() | |||
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"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm. ![]() I remember you telling me before Christmas x | |||
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