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By *a LunaWoman
20 weeks ago

o o OO o o

Shellfish.

Tasty or Food poisoning inducing….it’s all down to the cooking, which is a road filled with potholes!

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By *arnayguyMan
20 weeks ago

Durham Tees

Slagsyouoffbehindyourback Pie

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By *rdere OpusCouple
20 weeks ago

Brum - ish

Mushrooms. The appearance, the texture, the taste, the smell. They’re mugging us off.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
20 weeks ago

Holibobs

Spicy 🥵

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By *a LunaWoman
20 weeks ago

o o OO o o

"Slagsyouoffbehindyourback Pie"

Is that the Chicken and Mushroom or Beef and Onion pie?

Asking for a friend…..

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By *ife NinjaMan
20 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Slagsyouoffbehindyourback Pie

Is that the Chicken and Mushroom or Beef and Onion pie?

Asking for a friend….."

Never seen that in M&S 🤓

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By *icolerobbieCouple
20 weeks ago

walsall

Any shop with a just eat or uber eats sign outside. Every time I see a newspaper article about a takeaway being closed down due to filthy practices, they always seem to have one of those signs!

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By *uri00620Woman
20 weeks ago

Croydon

Blueberries. I mean I like them when they're good but they're deceiving and an awful slushy one can follow straight after a delicious one.

Definitely given me trust issues.

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By *oeBeansMan
20 weeks ago

Derby

The chicken shop. It's an unusual phenomenon because every city has one, and you know which one it is and it's the only place you can get "chicken", chips and a drink for 4 quid and they'll have it ready in 30 seconds...

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Olives. I just don't get it!?

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

"The chicken shop. It's an unusual phenomenon because every city has one, and you know which one it is and it's the only place you can get "chicken", chips and a drink for 4 quid and they'll have it ready in 30 seconds..."

In only 30 seconds, wow, you'd be clucked if you ate that!

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By *lynJMan
20 weeks ago

Morden

"Shellfish.

Tasty or Food poisoning inducing….it’s all down to the cooking, which is a road filled with potholes!"

Never had a problem with things like prawns, shrimps and langoustine - but oysters I wouldn't trust as far as I can throw them.

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By *ensualbicockMan
20 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Any fish in a tin

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By *elly and daveCouple
20 weeks ago

gateshead

Anything that's still moving on the plate...lol

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By *obilebottomMan
20 weeks ago

All over

"Blueberries. I mean I like them when they're good but they're deceiving and an awful slushy one can follow straight after a delicious one.

Definitely given me trust issues. "

Made me laugh but true

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Central

Seafood

Increasingly, more food is potentially suspect than in the past

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By *ermite12ukMan
20 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

Takeaway pizza:

Wtf would you trust anything that started off round. Gets cut up into triangles. Then gets put in a square box?

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By *eoBloomsMan
20 weeks ago

Springfield

"Blueberries. I mean I like them when they're good but they're deceiving and an awful slushy one can follow straight after a delicious one.

Definitely given me trust issues.

Made me laugh but true

Avocado also. Either have the consistency of a smoothie or a cricket ball.

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By *ickedtiesWoman
20 weeks ago

limerick

Prawns, any shellfish 😱

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
20 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Shellfish.

Tasty or Food poisoning inducing….it’s all down to the cooking, which is a road filled with potholes!

Never had a problem with things like prawns, shrimps and langoustine - but oysters I wouldn't trust as far as I can throw them."

I went out for a meal in a Welsh pub a few years back, my mate had the prawns, about 2 in the morning most of the campsite we were staying at were awoken to the sound of him heaving his guts up. 🤮

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
20 weeks ago

South Wales

Baked beans……I don’t like the way they move xx 😄

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By *uri00620Woman
20 weeks ago

Croydon

"Blueberries. I mean I like them when they're good but they're deceiving and an awful slushy one can follow straight after a delicious one.

Definitely given me trust issues.

Made me laugh but true

Avocado also. Either have the consistency of a smoothie or a cricket ball."

Exactly that.

Unripe, unripe, unripe.

Ripe for 2.5 seconds

And now it's bad

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
20 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Sushi

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By *a LunaWoman
20 weeks ago

o o OO o o

"Shellfish.

Tasty or Food poisoning inducing….it’s all down to the cooking, which is a road filled with potholes!

Never had a problem with things like prawns, shrimps and langoustine - but oysters I wouldn't trust as far as I can throw them.

I went out for a meal in a Welsh pub a few years back 🎶 Eastenders theme starts up 🎶my mate had the prawns 🎶 dramatic boof boof boof🎶 about 2 in the morning most of the campsite we were staying at were awoken to the sound of him heaving his guts up. 🤮🎶Sad Eastenders theme fades out🎶"

It would be a Welsh pub wouldn’t it…

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
20 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

I was told not to eat in the floating markets in Thailand for the very reason the food isn't to be trusted, but 1) I'll eat anything, 2) when in Rome... and 3) I'm a mug, so of course, I ate at the floating market.

Three fucking days my guts weren't right!! It was so worth it though, absolutely delicious!!

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By *eoBloomsMan
20 weeks ago

Springfield

Snakes from Wuhan Market.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
20 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Shellfish.

Tasty or Food poisoning inducing….it’s all down to the cooking, which is a road filled with potholes!

Never had a problem with things like prawns, shrimps and langoustine - but oysters I wouldn't trust as far as I can throw them.

It would be a Welsh pub wouldn’t it…

It was down near the coast, just below Llandow, so I’m guessing it was Welsh, nobody else spells names like that

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough

Oats. Instant Bisto. No, not the gravy: the symptoms. intolerances are evil.

To paraphrase Peter Gabriel 'It's rear is so contagious, it must be the work of the Devil'.

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By *a LunaWoman
20 weeks ago

o o OO o o

"Shellfish.

Tasty or Food poisoning inducing….it’s all down to the cooking, which is a road filled with potholes!

Never had a problem with things like prawns, shrimps and langoustine - but oysters I wouldn't trust as far as I can throw them.

It would be a Welsh pub wouldn’t it…

It was down near the coast, just below Llandow, so I’m guessing it was Welsh, nobody else spells names like that

Ooooo. I used to live near there

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
20 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"Shellfish.

Tasty or Food poisoning inducing….it’s all down to the cooking, which is a road filled with potholes!

Never had a problem with things like prawns, shrimps and langoustine - but oysters I wouldn't trust as far as I can throw them.

It would be a Welsh pub wouldn’t it…

It was down near the coast, just below Llandow, so I’m guessing it was Welsh, nobody else spells names like that

Ooooo. I used to live near there

I still do ...give or take

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Celery, Why? Just Why?🤮🤮

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By *a LunaWoman
20 weeks ago

o o OO o o

"Shellfish.

Tasty or Food poisoning inducing….it’s all down to the cooking, which is a road filled with potholes!

Never had a problem with things like prawns, shrimps and langoustine - but oysters I wouldn't trust as far as I can throw them.

It would be a Welsh pub wouldn’t it…

It was down near the coast, just below Llandow, so I’m guessing it was Welsh, nobody else spells names like that

Ooooo. I used to live near there

I still do ...give or take"

Do you?! Strewth….. we might know each other

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Anything from a burger van after a night out on the pop.

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By *ynamite500Man
20 weeks ago

Angus

Prawns, get a bad one of those and it's definitely toilet time!!

Can't stand the wee critters!😠

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Shellfish.

Tasty or Food poisoning inducing….it’s all down to the cooking, which is a road filled with potholes!

Never had a problem with things like prawns, shrimps and langoustine - but oysters I wouldn't trust as far as I can throw them.

It would be a Welsh pub wouldn’t it…

It was down near the coast, just below Llandow, so I’m guessing it was Welsh, nobody else spells names like that

Ooooo. I used to live near there

There are a few English towns with Welsh names!

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By *eo PublicMan
20 weeks ago

Lincoln

Tomato, horrible things deserve being squashed and pulped to make ketchup or puree. Then and only then will they be edible.

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By *ou only live onceMan
20 weeks ago

London

Cheese. It's just milk that's gone off.

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By *ddie1966Man
20 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Gregs sausage rolls.

Simply, because.....

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By *arnayguyMan
20 weeks ago

Durham Tees

"Slagsyouoffbehindyourback Pie

Is that the Chicken and Mushroom or Beef and Onion pie?

Asking for a friend….."

Rumpy Pumpkin...

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By *abluesbabyMan
20 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

BBQ'd chicken that thinks its a Baked Alaska. You are gonna get the squits. End of.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
20 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"BBQ'd chicken that thinks its a Baked Alaska. You are gonna get the squits. End of. "
similar any "cooked" chicken on the bone especially BBQ food very very warey

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By *eavenNhellCouple
20 weeks ago

carrbrook stalybridge

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Raw fish why

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

"Mushrooms. The appearance, the texture, the taste, the smell. They’re mugging us off.

Yes mushrooms can't be trusted at all

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Margarine.

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By *ikeValentinaCouple
20 weeks ago

London

Honey melon. I always get food poisoning from them. Or rather twice out of three attempt. I’ll never eat one again.

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
20 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Seafood. All the nopes! 🤢

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By *eoBloomsMan
20 weeks ago

Springfield

Kebabs. Lock up your cats !

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By *reat Guy BazMan
20 weeks ago

Rustington

Got to be liver & kidneys for me! Yuck!

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
20 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

Pussy.

(What?

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By *ortyairCouple
20 weeks ago

Wallasey

Genitalia, not sure you won't get the cheesy or fishy kind... yuck,

Mrs x

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Bradford and Stockport

Cucumber. The work of the Devil.

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By *ooBulMan
20 weeks ago

SNottingham

The one fish staring at you from a fish tank - oooh, let me see.... Yeah, that one!!!

No thank you - do one!!!!

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By *olarbear73Man
20 weeks ago

Glasgow

Oysters 🤢

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
20 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Mushrooms. The appearance, the texture, the taste, the smell. They’re mugging us off.

Yes mushrooms can't be trusted at all

Well clearly you're not a fun guy 🤣🤣

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By *midnight-Woman
20 weeks ago

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Ketchup.. one false squirt and you are covered

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Any thing that has a slimy texture.. mushrooms, shellfish, avocado, olives... just no....

My noise is tuned into smells, if it don't like it, I ain't putting it near my mouth... goes with food and anything else for that matter.. 😁

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By *adeiteWoman
20 weeks ago

Stafford

Bananas

They look like they have a good texture but its all a lie 😂😂

Bananas are for banana cake only

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By *eoBloomsMan
20 weeks ago

Springfield

"Cock..one false squirt and you are covered "

💦

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By *tevebipiMan
20 weeks ago

blackwater

Celery. Vile

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By *ikesEmBigMan
20 weeks ago

Herts

Mushrooms

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By *layfullsamMan
20 weeks ago

Solihull

Vindaloo always gives me a snide look like it’s up to no good

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By *dd_soxMan
20 weeks ago

Suffolk

Kebabs. How can it be safe if the 'meat' is left in the open and constantly heated and cooled?

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By *layfullsamMan
20 weeks ago

Solihull

"Kebabs. How can it be safe if the 'meat' is left in the open and constantly heated and cooled?"

I think the alcohol consumed counters the 3amdodgy kebab

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
20 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Cockles & Mussels you can get in a jar 🤮

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Slagsyouoffbehindyourback Pie

Is that the Chicken and Mushroom or Beef and Onion pie?

Asking for a friend…..

Rumpy Pumpkin..."

Fish wife pie?

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
20 weeks ago

Bromley

Rice pudding

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By *ife NinjaMan
20 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Seafood 🤢

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By *cotsman269Man
20 weeks ago

Falkirk

Sweetcorn ! I mean it comes out the same as it went in ! Not to be trusted

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Sweetcorn ! I mean it comes out the same as it went in ! Not to be trusted

Wait until you rent an onion bhaji , even the temperature's the same.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
20 weeks ago

North West

"Sweetcorn ! I mean it comes out the same as it went in ! Not to be trusted

This was exactly what I was going to write.

Devil’s food!!

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By *illy IdolMan
20 weeks ago

Midlands

Jellied eels. I'll try most things, but that doesn't look or sound trustworthy.

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Jellied eels. I'll try most things, but that doesn't look or sound trustworthy. "

I like food that tastes like it has never been chewed before I eat it.

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough

Horrid stuff.

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