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By *eroLondon OP Man
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

Ladiës, Non-Binariës, Gentlemën and Whateveriës... ...

You're heading out for a most splendid evening of cocktails and dinner, but you've suddenly experienced two arbitrary wardrobe/grooming malfunctions: your shoes AND your hair! But you can only 'fix' one.

What would it be?

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By *uchessdoeWoman
15 weeks ago

Northampton

Hair! I only rotate 3 pairs of shoes, whereas if my hair's wrong I look like a demented scarecrow

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Oh Noes!

What a dilemma!

What to do?

I guess hair, because I'd look a right if it were obviously wrong.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Let me think

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Let me think "

Is this going to take long?

😝

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By *ohnnie4Man
15 weeks ago

Glasgow

Hair obviously. No one looks at your shoes otherwise Andy Dufresne never would have escaped.

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By *wilight_Muse.Woman
15 weeks ago

La La Land

How bad are the shoes. Are we talking crocks?

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
15 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

"Hair obviously. No one looks at your shoes otherwise Andy Dufresne never would have escaped."

love that film

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Tough one. I would say hair because that’s what would be most obvious. I’ve got a fair bit of it so if it’s a birds nest it’s very noticeable. Not everyone pays attention to shoes and the people that do really really make a point of telling you it’s the first thing they notice on people which is bullshit

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By *oeBeansMan
15 weeks ago

Derby

The shoes. They tie the whole outfit together whereas I reckon I can get away with a bad hairstyle with fake confidence

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By *estructionDollyWoman
15 weeks ago

Manchester

Hair 100%. Nobody really looks at your shoes very much, your hair is way more noticeable.

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By *isskxxyvWoman
15 weeks ago

Reading

My hair. It’s down to my arse and very noticeable. I’ll just sit under a table the whole night

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By *r Mind CandyMan
15 weeks ago

Cheshire

"My hair. It’s down to my arse and very noticeable. I’ll just sit under a table the whole night

While ya down there!! 😉

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By *aybeLadyWoman
15 weeks ago

West Dublin

Hair

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By *hyguy187Man
15 weeks ago

Maybe near to you!

"Hair obviously. No one looks at your shoes otherwise Andy Dufresne never would have escaped."

Hahaha love it!

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
15 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge

Hair … the shoes can always come off

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By *eroLondon OP Man
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Hair! I only rotate 3 pairs of shoes, whereas if my hair's wrong I look like a demented scarecrow

Only three³ pairs of shoes!?

ㅤㅤ

❣️🙂

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By *eroLondon OP Man
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Let me think

Is this going to take long?

😝"

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By *uchessdoeWoman
15 weeks ago

Northampton

"Hair! I only rotate 3 pairs of shoes, whereas if my hair's wrong I look like a demented scarecrow

Only three³ pairs of shoes!?

ㅤㅤ

❣️🙂"

I'm low maintenance*

*lies

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By *eroLondon OP Man
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Hair obviously. No one looks at your shoes otherwise Andy Dufresne never would have escaped."

That's a top tip for the renegades amongst us.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

"How bad are the shoes. Are we talking crocks?"

I'm often accused of taking croc. I'm inclined to agree. 🥴

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By *ansoffateMan
15 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Emergency hat and shoes that one only uses for such occasions.

It's part of the gentleman's bug out survival kit.

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By *viatrixWoman
15 weeks ago

Redhill

Hair.

Almost no one looks down. Almost.

*swish*

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By *eroLondon OP Man
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Tough one. I would say hair because that’s what would be most obvious. I’ve got a fair bit of it so if it’s a birds nest it’s very noticeable. Not everyone pays attention to shoes and the people that do really really make a point of telling you it’s the first thing they notice on people which is bullshit

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I've seen you Jåmie. In real life. I will admit my gaze was directed elsewhere...but not towards your footwear.

#BirdsNestBarnet

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By *illan-KillashMan
15 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Ladiës, Non-Binariës, Gentlemën and Whateveriës... ...

What would it be?"

Shoes.

Obvs........

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By *he MinionMan
15 weeks ago

Sort the shoes wear a hat ✅️

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By *an8iMan
15 weeks ago

Bilston

Easy!! shoes for my because I'm bald

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
15 weeks ago

Markfield

Oh gosh, I have to have comfy feet. Don’t care about my hair cos no one would be looking at that but if my shoes are uncomfortable I’ll be sad.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

Hair. I can get away without shoes

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By *obilebottomMan
15 weeks ago

All over

Hair and do a 'Sandy Shaw' shoe wise

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By *ickshawedCouple
15 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Neither. They'll only be looking at my boobs anyway

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By *eroLondon OP Man
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

"The shoes. They tie the whole outfit together whereas I reckon I can get away with a bad hairstyle with fake confidence

Joe, I could put you through a Large Hadron Collider (LHC) and you would still come up looking fresh as a daisy...you cutie pie.

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By *ad NannaWoman
15 weeks ago

East London

My hair. Most people don't look down while dining and my feet will be hidden under the table.

I'll wear trainers and say I'm starting a new trend.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

"My hair. It’s down to my arse and very noticeable. I’ll just sit under a table the whole night

You wouldn't look out of place with a pair of ghd™ gracing your flowing locks. 🪮

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By *ee69Man
15 weeks ago

glasgow

Bald so just the shoes to fix lol

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By *eliWoman
15 weeks ago

Hair. Undo an extra button, they won't notice the shoes.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Hair … the shoes can always come off "

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Ahem, sometimes heels are best left on. Everything else can come off of course. 👠

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By *eroLondon OP Man
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Hair! I only rotate 3 pairs of shoes, whereas if my hair's wrong I look like a demented scarecrow

Only three³ pairs of shoes!?

ㅤㅤ

❣️🙂

I'm low maintenance*

*lies

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I've heard contrariwise. 🙂

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Hair, shoes can be hidden under a fine table cloth

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By *aughty driverMan
15 weeks ago

Romford

Has to be the shoes. My hairstyle barely changes.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Emergency hat and shoes that one only uses for such occasions.

It's part of the gentleman's bug out survival kit.

I've never heard that term before - Bug Out Survival Kit. I shall Google™... 🙂

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By *ife NinjaMan
15 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Shoes. Hair has already left the building 👍

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
15 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'm lucky.

I'd only ever have to worry about one anyway. 🤷‍♂️

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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By *eroLondon OP Man
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Hair.

Almost no one looks down. Almost.

*swish* "

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I look down...your Christian Louboutin™ shoes are most noticeable. 👠👠....💥

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By *eroLondon OP Man
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Sort the shoes wear a hat ✅️"

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I liked your Red Hat, the one that you wore to the MLS. It suited you very much. I'm going to nickname you "Linux". ♦️♦️

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Central

Hair

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By *riar BelisseWoman
15 weeks ago

Holibobs

Hair, most people talk to my tits anyway and that's closest

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
15 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

The shoes.

I can deal with my hair misbehaving. My footwear risking injury is a different matter 💜

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By *eroLondon OP Man
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Hair, shoes can be hidden under a fine table cloth "

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My dear fellow even the finest of tablecloths are hard to come by. Most are not up to the job. 🩶

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By *midnight-Woman
15 weeks ago

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Shoes .. I wear a hat, so the hair is doomed anyway

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By *rincipessaWoman
15 weeks ago

your wildest dreams,

Shoes without a doubt. My hair wouldn’t malfunction as I never do it myself so the hairdresser would have done it that afternoon.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Shoes without a doubt. My hair wouldn’t malfunction as I never do it myself so the hairdresser would have done it that afternoon."

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I never took you for a sybarite. Your very own hairdresser! 🪮

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By *eroLondon OP Man
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Hair, most people talk to my tits anyway and that's closest

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Compy, I always talk to your belly button. It's as far as I go. 😘

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By *effdelightMan
15 weeks ago

Grimsby

I literally cut into my ball sack trying to groom once 😂 hence the hairy cock 🤭

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By *eroLondon OP Man
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

"I'm lucky.

I'd only ever have to worry about one anyway. 🤷‍♂️

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"

Øbi, you're a prince amongst men. I think you outdo us all. 👞👞

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By *effdelightMan
15 weeks ago

Grimsby

"Shoes without a doubt. My hair wouldn’t malfunction as I never do it myself so the hairdresser would have done it that afternoon."

Your pics are incredible lady

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By *ariaxxxxWoman
15 weeks ago

London

I'd fix my hair, the shoes can come off ✌️

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By *tr8MrEMan
15 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Hold on, I've been invited out? Never!!

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By *eroLondon OP Man
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Hair. Undo an extra button, they won't notice the shoes."

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Mèlí, when you undo your extra button I feel that your breasts are making a break for the border.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Hair most definetly!

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By *eroLondon OP Man
15 weeks ago

Mayfair

She walks barefoot to all her dates. ⬆️... ...👣

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