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"Earth is actually flat, this has been confirmed by members of the flat earth society all around the globe! Fact!! " Oh I like that one, I'm stealing that ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Women have a secret bladder that holds squirting liquid. " But not all women. Or maybe my secret bladderful hasn't been released yet. It must be fetid after all these years. | |||
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"Earth is actually flat, this has been confirmed by members of the flat earth society all around the globe! Fact!! " Now now, we all know the cats of the world would have pushed everything off the edge by now 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Feet were first invented in Italy sometime in the 12th century by a woman whose shoes kept falling off " They get it | |||
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"Earth is actually flat, this has been confirmed by members of the flat earth society all around the globe! Fact!! Oh I like that one, I'm stealing that ![]() ![]() You’re welcome 🥰 | |||
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"Women have a secret bladder that holds squirting liquid. But not all women. Or maybe my secret bladderful hasn't been released yet. It must be fetid after all these years. " If you need a “hand” finding it I’m particularly skilled in that area! 😉 | |||
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"Earth is actually flat, this has been confirmed by members of the flat earth society all around the globe! Fact!! Now now, we all know the cats of the world would have pushed everything off the edge by now 🤣🤣" No, we thought of this one, the earths rim is lined with cucumbers, and cats are terrified by cucumbers, another well know fact! If you don’t believe me just google cats Vs cucumbers… cute and hilarious! | |||
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"There are twice as meany nippels on earth as there is humans " Correct, because as we know animals don’t have nips…. I got all the facts!! | |||
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"There are twice as meany nippels on earth as there is humans " There must be less. What about people with mastectomies ? | |||
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"There are twice as meany nippels on earth as there is humans There must be less. What about people with mastectomies ?" The third nipple people make up for them | |||
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"There are twice as meany nippels on earth as there is humans There must be less. What about people with mastectomies ?" But there are also people with nubbins | |||
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"I sead it so it's facts 🤨" Alright calm down Mr Trump!! 😂😂 | |||
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"I sead it so it's facts 🤨 Alright calm down Mr Trump!! 😂😂" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Come on people stop “nip” picking Bron has made his case! " Is his case full of lost nipples ? | |||
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"I do love a good ‘fact’, let’s hear your best ones" Musicals and plays are the same | |||
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" Musicals and plays are the same " What are your thoughts on opera ? | |||
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"I do love a good ‘fact’, let’s hear your best ones Musicals and plays are the same " Indeed, I support equality in the theatre! | |||
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"A particularly relevant one for fab… A group of unicorns is called a blessing…. Now that really is a fact, literally and figuratively 😁" I love this ![]() | |||
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" Musicals and plays are the same What are your thoughts on opera ?" I've only seen don Giovanni, it was a modern adaptation but the original songs, a fabulous operatic musical play ![]() | |||
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" Musicals and plays are the same What are your thoughts on opera ?" Na fuck them, they clearly have their knickers in a twist and wound up way too tight! | |||
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"There are twice as meany nippels on earth as there is humans There must be less. What about people with mastectomies ? The third nipple people make up for them " 1 in 18 people have a 3rd nipple. | |||
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" 1 in 18 people have a 3rd nipple." I've only seen one person with a third nipple. Statistically I should have seen a few hundred. | |||
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"Check Norris once delivered an uppercut to a horse. Its now known as a giraffe" 😂😂😂 fucking brilliant! | |||
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"A particularly relevant one for fab… A group of unicorns is called a blessing…. Now that really is a fact, literally and figuratively 😁" The collective noun for a group of bankers is a 'wunch' | |||
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"Earth is actually flat, this has been confirmed by members of the flat earth society all around the globe! Fact!! " I'm sure on there Web paige it used to say that | |||
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"Earth is actually flat, this has been confirmed by members of the flat earth society all around the globe! Fact!! I'm sure on there Web paige it used to say that " Actually that wouldn’t surprise me 🤦🏻♂️ | |||
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"Earth is actually flat, this has been confirmed by members of the flat earth society all around the globe! Fact!! I'm sure on there Web paige it used to say that " I've seen this mentioned on QI I think it is true ![]() | |||
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"Gravy is a soup. " All gravy is a sauce, but not all sauce is a gravy | |||
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"Gravy is a soup. Is custard ?" no that’s just kinky! | |||
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"Gravy is a soup. Is custard ?" Yes, custard is also a soup. | |||
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"A formula one car can drive upside down when going over 90mph due to down force it creating " Upside down force | |||
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"A formula one car can drive upside down when going over 90mph due to down force it creating Upside down force " How does it drive upside down without wheels ? Is it like a hovercraft or a toboggan ? | |||
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"A formula one car can drive upside down when going over 90mph due to down force it creating Upside down force How does it drive upside down without wheels ? Is it like a hovercraft or a toboggan ?" The wheels would be on the ceiling ! 🥪 | |||
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"Why do we cook soup in a saucepan ?" Agreed, we should cook it in a souppan | |||
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"Why do we cook soup in a saucepan ? Agreed, we should cook it in a souppan " ![]() | |||
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" The wheels would be on the ceiling ! 🥪" Is the Formula 1 car being driven over 90mph indoors ? | |||
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"Gravy is a soup. Is custard ? Yes, custard is also a soup." Not the way my mum makes it, you could cut it into slices - definitely a solid. | |||
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"A formula one car can drive upside down when going over 90mph due to down force it creating Upside down force " When upside down the the whole car acts like an aeroplane and therefore creates lift, this is the force acting on it. So the car would have to be travelling upside down on the roof of a tunnel. Only works in a tunnel when the car is upside down travelling along the roof of a tunnel | |||
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" The wheels would be on the ceiling ! 🥪 Is the Formula 1 car being driven over 90mph indoors ?" It's theoretical! He's just saying due to the down force the car produces it could stick to the ceiling at that speed 🥪 | |||
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" Yes, custard is also a soup. Not the way my mum makes it, you could cut it into slices - definitely a solid. " A custard tart | |||
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"Gravy is a soup. Is custard ? Yes, custard is also a soup. Not the way my mum makes it, you could cut it into slices - definitely a solid. " Just be thankful it’s not a gas……. Oh no wait, that’s mustard 🤦🏻♂️ | |||
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"You can’t lick your elbow!" And you shouldn't lick strangers elbows on the train, I've been told by 2 police officers and a judge ![]() | |||
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"In the original draft of IT Stephen King's villain wasn't an evil clown shape-shifter, it was a tech support helpdesk so unhelpful that the people who contacted it voluntarily offed themselves. That's why it was called IT." Ahhh that will explain my compulsion to turn it off and on again! | |||
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"You can’t lick your elbow! And you shouldn't lick strangers elbows on the train, I've been told by 2 police officers and a judge ![]() What are you doing in the forums? Shouldn’t you be down the police station signing that register today? 😝 | |||
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"Gravy is a soup. Is custard ? Yes, custard is also a soup. Not the way my mum makes it, you could cut it into slices - definitely a solid. " ![]() | |||
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" The first ones didn't have ketchup as the red sauce though ![]() Or is it red gravy ? | |||
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" The first ones didn't have ketchup as the red sauce though ![]() I think Mr McCain's finger slipped in with the chips. | |||
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"There are twice as meany nippels on earth as there is humans " No I have found a few more with my grease gun ![]() | |||
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"A particularly relevant one for fab… A group of unicorns is called a blessing…. Now that really is a fact, literally and figuratively 😁" And a bunch wearing moustaches and a hat is a blessing in disguise 🥸🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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" A group of unicorns is called a blessing…. And a bunch wearing moustaches and a hat is a blessing in disguise 🥸🤣🤣🤣🤣" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You can’t lick your elbow!" You haven't seen the size of my tongue ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bees, invented in Manchester in 1824, were developed to make pollination of crops more efficient to feed the rapidly growing population. Before 1824, wasps were responsible for most crop pollination, but since they only really like cocacola and BBQ food, and have a famously laissez faire attitude to work results were haphazard. This was okay on small scale feudal farms but with the advent of intensive agriculture a different solution was required. By combining the sweet tooth, fuzziness and insistence of the fruit fly with the food driven tenacity of the wasp, scientists created what we know as the bee. To this day The University of Manchester still earn a royalty on every bee born, which is how they are able to build such magnificent buildings and why bees are everywhere you look in the city centre. Wasps on the other hand, still salty about losing their jobs, continue t ok take their revenge by making life miserable for people during the summer months, but only when the weather is nice, and they can be arsed. " You learn something new everyday! I’d be interested to know how they mated the fruit fly with the much larger wasp and how bumble bees were developed | |||
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"Who invented the mitten ?" That information has been lost to history. Or possibly in an old coat pocket. | |||
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"We are all ghosts, piloting meat covered skeletons, made of stardust." Nice. | |||
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"Veg oil and cooking oils was marketed and made from surplus engine oil from the war. The marketing was to tell ppl that natural fats like butter, beef dripping and lard was bad for you. But it isnt.there was no fat ppl in the 50s health was alot better than it is now. Liquid cooking oil.is a big player in obesity. It takes 5 yrs for the toxin to leave your body. Alzeimers is on the rise because your brain needs cholesterol to function. Liver makes cholesterol. So eat your good fats and leave the veg/seed oils on the shelf " The fat shaming applies to oils too. The problem with faddy food science, is as bad as big pharma. These ideas come as a trend and end up ingrained into the national psyche. They overstay their welcome even after being debunked. The alt milk makers seem to go quiet on those who have intolerances to nuts and oats. The Mediterranean and Japanese diets have the best outcomes. | |||
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"Bees, invented in Manchester in 1824, were developed to make pollination of crops more efficient to feed the rapidly growing population. Before 1824, wasps were responsible for most crop pollination, but since they only really like cocacola and BBQ food, and have a famously laissez faire attitude to work results were haphazard. This was okay on small scale feudal farms but with the advent of intensive agriculture a different solution was required. By combining the sweet tooth, fuzziness and insistence of the fruit fly with the food driven tenacity of the wasp, scientists created what we know as the bee. To this day The University of Manchester still earn a royalty on every bee born, which is how they are able to build such magnificent buildings and why bees are everywhere you look in the city centre. Wasps on the other hand, still salty about losing their jobs, continue t ok take their revenge by making life miserable for people during the summer months, but only when the weather is nice, and they can be arsed. You learn something new everyday! I’d be interested to know how they mated the fruit fly with the much larger wasp and how bumble bees were developed " Well... Fly sex isn't like you or I would have sex, or even how other people would. It's more like fly bukake 😏. So you just need to surround a female wasp with several horny male fruit flies and Bob's your proverbial uncle. Bumble bees are wasps crossed with the fruit fly's dumber, lazier cousin, the big ole bluebottle. You notice how similarly they boink off the window when they are trapped inside the house. | |||
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"Gravy is a soup. Is custard ?" That's a sauce Brandy sauce (without the brandy) Sauce Anglaise Custard Custard is a major food group, along with cheese | |||
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"Jaffa cakes are a biscuit🤷♂️" Clue's in the name | |||
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"Jaffa cakes are a biscuit🤷♂️ Clue's in the name " But is it | |||
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"Jaffa cakes are a biscuit🤷♂️ Clue's in the name But is it" legally is has been decided for VAT reasons. Cake goes dry when stale, biscuits go soft when stale. QI did a piece on it. | |||
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"Running was invented in 1782 when Lord Runnington III tried to walk twice at the same time" Lol! | |||
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"Jaffa cakes are a biscuit🤷♂️ Clue's in the name " Nope Crush olives get olive oil Crush peanuts get peanut oil Crush sunflower seeds get sunflower oil Crush linseed to get linseed oil Crush Flax to get flaxseed oil So what exactly do you need to crush, in order to make baby oil? Nope! Not that! | |||
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" Musicals and plays are the same What are your thoughts on opera ? I've only seen don Giovanni, it was a modern adaptation but the original songs, a fabulous operatic musical play ![]() There is recitative in Don Giovanni, so it has music, songs and spoken/sung dialogue. It is also rather good. | |||
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"Oh dear, where's my popcorn" Under the seat where you dropped it? | |||
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"If there are 4 billion females on earth why is it so untidy 👀🤣" Because us women are generally rather untidy 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Biting the legs off gingerbread men, does not equate to disabling cookies." If you accept all the cookies, when will they be delivered ? | |||
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"Dogs can't look up. " And the Winchester rifle above the bar is deactivated | |||
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"If there are 4 billion females on earth why is it so untidy 👀🤣 Because us women are generally rather untidy 🤣🤣🤣" We're all too busy giving blow jobs to waste time tidying up | |||
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"Biting the legs off gingerbread men, does not equate to disabling cookies." 🤣🤣 | |||
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"There is more chocolate in space than first thought. Mars, Milky Way and Galaxy!" Not forgetting Magic Stars too (if they still exist?) | |||
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"There is more chocolate in space than first thought. Mars, Milky Way and Galaxy!" Starbar and Milky bar (white chocolate, I know and like it too!) that's before we talk about the foreign ones Apollo: Japan Shuttle snacks and Moon Chocolate: 'Murica Astros: Northern Ireland | |||
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"Biting the legs off gingerbread men, does not equate to disabling cookies. If you accept all the cookies, when will they be delivered ?" When the bastards stop parking in the disabled bay. | |||
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"Underneath their clothes, people are walking around completely naked. " Who knew? | |||
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"E.L.O have announced their disbanding all because the cost of Electricity these days is scandalous " Shocking. | |||
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"Yul Brinner was a Liverpool FC supporter who hated aftershave.Which is why Yul never wore Cologne." Long before Deadpool and his buddy, no not the Aussie, who needs a manicure, bought into Wrecsam. Wacko Jacko was going to buy West Han united, until one of the club directors found out Michael's pet's name... | |||
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"They say the hardest part of a vegetable to eat in the wheelchair If this is what I think it's meant to mean, then just ![]() Totally vile. I will report it. | |||
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"They say the hardest part of a vegetable to eat in the wheelchair If this is what I think it's meant to mean, then just ![]() 🤬 | |||
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"Monkeys discovered how to make tea by accidentally dropping the dried leaves into a hot spa hole." What did have for their break time at the piano moving company before they invented the tea? ![]() | |||
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"Monkeys discovered how to make tea by accidentally dropping the dried leaves into a hot spa hole. What did have for their break time at the piano moving company before they invented the tea? ![]() Nothing too expensive: as they were only paid peanuts. | |||
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"Jogging was invented by Jim Fixx who died age 52 whilst jogging. The Segway was invented by Jimi Heselden who died falling off a cliff into a river whilst riding his Segway. " Dr.Atkins died morbidly obese of heart attack | |||
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"Jogging was invented by Jim Fixx who died age 52 whilst jogging. The Segway was invented by Jimi Heselden who died falling off a cliff into a river whilst riding his Segway. Dr.Atkins died morbidly obese of heart attack " So the Atkins diet, is pretty much similar to an Artic kitchen? | |||
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