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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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21 weeks ago

East Sussex

As soon as I don my rubber gloves and am up to my neck in muck and bullets my nose starts to itch and I can't scratch it 😬😱👃🐽🤥.

What really annoying thing has happened to you recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

My hair itching me but I can’t itch it because it’s in canerows. So I have to pat it

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By *rdere OpusCouple
21 weeks ago

Brum - ish

Waiting all morning and past lunch to go to the gym and it’s still busy 😞🏋🏼‍♀️

L

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"My hair itching me but I can’t itch it because it’s in canerows. So I have to pat it "

. Can't you use a knitting needle?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
21 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"As soon as I don my rubber gloves and am up to my neck in muck and bullets my nose starts to itch and I can't scratch it 😬😱👃🐽🤥.

What really annoying thing has happened to you recently? "

Are there many muck and bullets situations in East Sussex OP? I'm intrigued ...

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Waiting all morning and past lunch to go to the gym and it’s still busy 😞🏋🏼‍♀️

L"

I solve that problem by simply not going to the gym

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By *rdere OpusCouple
21 weeks ago

Brum - ish


"Waiting all morning and past lunch to go to the gym and it’s still busy 😞🏋🏼‍♀️

L

I solve that problem by simply not going to the gym "

I’m doing life wrong aren’t I…

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"As soon as I don my rubber gloves and am up to my neck in muck and bullets my nose starts to itch and I can't scratch it 😬😱👃🐽🤥.

What really annoying thing has happened to you recently?

Are there many muck and bullets situations in East Sussex OP? I'm intrigued ..."

It's full of 'em. You can barely move for wading through muck with bullets whizzing past your ears.

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By *mf123Man
21 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Same but carrying a bag of dog shit

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Waiting all morning and past lunch to go to the gym and it’s still busy 😞🏋🏼‍♀️

L

I solve that problem by simply not going to the gym

I’m doing life wrong aren’t I… "

I suspect 'tis I who have got it all wrong not you

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By *obilebottomMan
21 weeks ago

All over

Two deliveries (small stuff) have gone missing this week . I smell a rat

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
21 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"As soon as I don my rubber gloves and am up to my neck in muck and bullets my nose starts to itch and I can't scratch it 😬😱👃🐽🤥.

What really annoying thing has happened to you recently?

Are there many muck and bullets situations in East Sussex OP? I'm intrigued ...

It's full of 'em. You can barely move for wading through muck with bullets whizzing past your ears. "

Sounds like you need wellies and a pith helmet.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Same but carrying a bag of dog shit"

Oh .

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Two deliveries (small stuff) have gone missing this week . I smell a rat "

And boy do rats smell!

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"As soon as I don my rubber gloves and am up to my neck in muck and bullets my nose starts to itch and I can't scratch it 😬😱👃🐽🤥.

What really annoying thing has happened to you recently?

Are there many muck and bullets situations in East Sussex OP? I'm intrigued ...

It's full of 'em. You can barely move for wading through muck with bullets whizzing past your ears.

Sounds like you need wellies and a pith helmet. "

It's my go to outfit when the going gets tough.

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By *mf123Man
21 weeks ago

with one foot out the door


"Same but carrying a bag of dog shit

Oh . "

its like a street chicken dance trying to get my elbow to my nose while getting dragged down the road

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By *sWyldWoman
21 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Situations and people I can't help

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Same but carrying a bag of dog shit

Oh . its like a street chicken dance trying to get my elbow to my nose while getting dragged down the road"

Could you rub your nose on a passing stranger?

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Situations and people I can't help "

oh dear

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By *awpleasureMan
21 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

If I bet on Mullins he loses. If I don't, he wins Grrr

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By *illy IdolMan
21 weeks ago

Midlands


"Two deliveries (small stuff) have gone missing this week . I smell a rat "

The postman with an erection should be a giveaway

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By *obilebottomMan
21 weeks ago

All over


"Two deliveries (small stuff) have gone missing this week . I smell a rat "

This is so spooky. Minutes after these both arrived when they were meant to be here last Thursday

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
21 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Two deliveries (small stuff) have gone missing this week . I smell a rat

This is so spooky. Minutes after these both arrived when they were meant to be here last Thursday "

Postie loves the forums

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By *obilebottomMan
21 weeks ago

All over


"Two deliveries (small stuff) have gone missing this week . I smell a rat

This is so spooky. Minutes after these both arrived when they were meant to be here last Thursday

Postie loves the forums "

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
21 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"As soon as I don my rubber gloves and am up to my neck in muck and bullets my nose starts to itch and I can't scratch it 😬😱👃🐽🤥.

What really annoying thing has happened to you recently?

Are there many muck and bullets situations in East Sussex OP? I'm intrigued ...

It's full of 'em. You can barely move for wading through muck with bullets whizzing past your ears.

Sounds like you need wellies and a pith helmet.

It's my go to outfit when the going gets tough. "

I rather like your boobies in chains underwear, that's a Go To outfit to be envied.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
21 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Left my charger at someone’s house… hundreds of miles away 😬

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By *oeBeansMan
21 weeks ago

Derby

Anyone read the OP and suddenly feel their nose start to itch? 😂

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"If I bet on Mullins he loses. If I don't, he wins Grrr"

I don't know who Mullins is but get a friend to place a bet on your behalf. You might trick the universe

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"As soon as I don my rubber gloves and am up to my neck in muck and bullets my nose starts to itch and I can't scratch it 😬😱👃🐽🤥.

What really annoying thing has happened to you recently?

Are there many muck and bullets situations in East Sussex OP? I'm intrigued ...

It's full of 'em. You can barely move for wading through muck with bullets whizzing past your ears.

Sounds like you need wellies and a pith helmet.

It's my go to outfit when the going gets tough.

I rather like your boobies in chains underwear, that's a Go To outfit to be envied. "

No good in the trenches but I'm glad you like it

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Left my charger at someone’s house… hundreds of miles away 😬"

Grrr that's really annoying!

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By *awpleasureMan
21 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield


"If I bet on Mullins he loses. If I don't, he wins Grrr

I don't know who Mullins is but get a friend to place a bet on your behalf. You might trick the universe"

It's just happened again FGS

(Cheltenham)

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By *arkus1812Man
21 weeks ago

Lifes Departure Lounge in NN9

Just got into the shower this morning when the door bell rang.

Ignored it.

Parcel left on doorstep.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"If I bet on Mullins he loses. If I don't, he wins Grrr

I don't know who Mullins is but get a friend to place a bet on your behalf. You might trick the universe

It's just happened again FGS

(Cheltenham)"

Oh darn it!

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Just got into the shower this morning when the door bell rang.

Ignored it.

Parcel left on doorstep."

Always the way Tarkus

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By *hunky GentMan
21 weeks ago

Stamford

It's damn annoying that I didn't win the euromillions last night.

Oh well, back to work for a few more days.

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By *parkle1974Woman
21 weeks ago

Leeds

While in the MRI scanner recently, I had a hair blowing across my face...couldn't move to get rid of the little bugger!!

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By *oeBeansMan
21 weeks ago

Derby

People messaging me on Teams expecting me to do work while I'm WFH

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
21 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"People messaging me on Teams expecting me to do work while I'm WFH "

Work? How very dare they ? 🤣

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By *lynJMan
21 weeks ago

Morden

Getting called in to an all day meeting to review a document and getting dragged down the rabbit holes of too much detail.

At least I'm WFH and can browse Fab

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"It's damn annoying that I didn't win the euromillions last night.

Oh well, back to work for a few more days. "

You didn't either ? I'd already spent it, there's some tough questions going to be asked by my bank manager...

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"While in the MRI scanner recently, I had a hair blowing across my face...couldn't move to get rid of the little bugger!!"

Oh my goodness! That's really annoying. I have to really concentrate to keep my terror at bay in those things, a hair on my face would finish me off

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"People messaging me on Teams expecting me to do work while I'm WFH "

Dammit! Don't they know you have better things to do.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Getting called in to an all day meeting to review a document and getting dragged down the rabbit holes of too much detail.

At least I'm WFH and can browse Fab "

Is there that one person who insists on every detail being looked at microscopically ?

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"My hair itching me but I can’t itch it because it’s in canerows. So I have to pat it

. Can't you use a knitting needle? "

What an excellent idea! Where do I get one?

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"My hair itching me but I can’t itch it because it’s in canerows. So I have to pat it

. Can't you use a knitting needle?

What an excellent idea! Where do I get one? "

I have loads but that's no good to you. Go to a knitting shop discreetly scratch your head with one then leave.

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By *lynJMan
21 weeks ago

Morden


"Getting called in to an all day meeting to review a document and getting dragged down the rabbit holes of too much detail.

At least I'm WFH and can browse Fab

Is there that one person who insists on every detail being looked at microscopically ? "

Yes there is and it's because he couldn't be bothered to read the document and he thinks he needs to know the details. He really doesn't - so busy with details he misses the overall complexities. He also happens to be my manager. 🙄

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By *hunky GentMan
21 weeks ago

Stamford


"It's damn annoying that I didn't win the euromillions last night.

Oh well, back to work for a few more days.

You didn't either ? I'd already spent it, there's some tough questions going to be asked by my bank manager..."

If I win of Friday I'll send you a few quid. Xx

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By *uri00620Woman
21 weeks ago

Croydon

Ran out of condoms. I needed 8 more.

Not really annoying. But annoying.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Getting called in to an all day meeting to review a document and getting dragged down the rabbit holes of too much detail.

At least I'm WFH and can browse Fab

Is there that one person who insists on every detail being looked at microscopically ?

Yes there is and it's because he couldn't be bothered to read the document and he thinks he needs to know the details. He really doesn't - so busy with details he misses the overall complexities. He also happens to be my manager. 🙄"

I feel your pain.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"It's damn annoying that I didn't win the euromillions last night.

Oh well, back to work for a few more days.

You didn't either ? I'd already spent it, there's some tough questions going to be asked by my bank manager...

If I win of Friday I'll send you a few quid. Xx"

Ta. You won't miss it

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Ran out of condoms. I needed 8 more.

Not really annoying. But annoying. "

Darn it!

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By *lynJMan
21 weeks ago

Morden


"Getting called in to an all day meeting to review a document and getting dragged down the rabbit holes of too much detail.

At least I'm WFH and can browse Fab

Is there that one person who insists on every detail being looked at microscopically ?

Yes there is and it's because he couldn't be bothered to read the document and he thinks he needs to know the details. He really doesn't - so busy with details he misses the overall complexities. He also happens to be my manager. 🙄

I feel your pain. "

Thank you. It's over now 🤔 At least I was at home and had a very short walk to a darkened room. 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"My hair itching me but I can’t itch it because it’s in canerows. So I have to pat it

. Can't you use a knitting needle?

What an excellent idea! Where do I get one?

I have loads but that's no good to you. Go to a knitting shop discreetly scratch your head with one then leave. "

No I think you should send me them. I’ll message you my address

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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21 weeks ago

East Sussex


"My hair itching me but I can’t itch it because it’s in canerows. So I have to pat it

. Can't you use a knitting needle?

What an excellent idea! Where do I get one?

I have loads but that's no good to you. Go to a knitting shop discreetly scratch your head with one then leave.

No I think you should send me them. I’ll message you my address "

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