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By *eckard25 OP   Man
20 weeks ago

North West Durham

Norks

Nookie

Chebs

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By *inkShyWoman
20 weeks ago

near Windsor

Bonk

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 12/03/25 11:14:09]

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Oh misunderstood

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By *hilly1515Man
20 weeks ago

coastal

Quim

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By *hilly1515Man
20 weeks ago

coastal


"Bonk

"

this bonk works well with quim ...

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
20 weeks ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

Nobody says…”Up yours!” anymore 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *eckard25 OP   Man
20 weeks ago

North West Durham


"Nobody says…”Up yours!” anymore 🤷🏽‍♂️"

Or 'get lost'

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By *sxboy69Man
20 weeks ago

Rayleigh

WTF is chebs?

I miss a good bonk.

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By *9 kisses.Man
20 weeks ago

clacton on sea

Knob head,

Bell end,

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By *lofeldMan
20 weeks ago

Redhill

Pillock

Berk

Fanny

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By *eckard25 OP   Man
20 weeks ago

North West Durham


"WTF is chebs?

I miss a good bonk."

Chebs are boobs

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By *orthernman71Man
20 weeks ago

N

Mot

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By *allySlinkyWoman
20 weeks ago

Leeds


"WTF is chebs?

Chebs are boobs"

I have never heard this either

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By *allySlinkyWoman
20 weeks ago

Leeds


"

Fanny"

My (female) GP says fanny

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By *leaningdutiesMan
20 weeks ago

South London

Dick splat

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By *allySlinkyWoman
20 weeks ago

Leeds


"Dick Splat"

Is he a friend of yours ?

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By *rafter69Man
20 weeks ago

upminster

Gash or faf

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By *irty-pairCouple
20 weeks ago

Essex


"Dick splat"

Or it’s close relation, dick splash

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By *leaningdutiesMan
20 weeks ago

South London


"Dick Splat

Is he a friend of yours ?

"

Nope, maybe just a South London thing I guess!

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By *orny PTMan
20 weeks ago

Peterborough

manhood.

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By *ynamite500Man
20 weeks ago

Angus

Cock drop, or fanny batter

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By *ildTimes.Man
20 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Flid 🥪

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By *uggy 555Man
20 weeks ago

Swansea Valley

Wanger

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By *allySlinkyWoman
20 weeks ago

Leeds


"Flid 🥪"

?

Please explain

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By *amera man 25Man
20 weeks ago

Honley Huddersfield

One eyed trouser snake?

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By *eckard25 OP   Man
20 weeks ago

North West Durham


"Dick splat"

Belle and Sebastian have a song called "Judy is a Dick Slap", wonder if that's a Scottish variation on the term.

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By *oldsteel007Man
20 weeks ago

jarrow

Snatch

Wank splat

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By *ete hMan
20 weeks ago

Penzance

Todger

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By *ustangguyMan
20 weeks ago

chester

Wank stain as an insult was popular in my youth

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By *ustangguyMan
20 weeks ago

chester


"Knob head,

Bell end,

"

Still used on a daily basis in north west

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
20 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Pleb

Dip stick

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By *hilly1515Man
20 weeks ago

coastal

the vomitting mongoose ....

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
20 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Twat

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
20 weeks ago

South Wales


"Knob head,

Bell end,

Still used on a daily basis in north west"

And in Wales 😄

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By *oodguy71pMan
20 weeks ago

Steventon

Rumpy pumpy

Minge

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By *oodguy71pMan
20 weeks ago

Steventon

What a Wally

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
20 weeks ago

Reading

I think I live under a rock, I don't recognise most of these. Are we making stuff up and I didn't understand the joke?

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By *dc1Man
20 weeks ago

essex and all over the south

Flip

Blow

And blast

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By *oodguy71pMan
20 weeks ago

Steventon


"I think I live under a rock, I don't recognise most of these. Are we making stuff up and I didn't understand the joke? "

I think they're all genuine, maybe you're not an old codger like the rest of us, there's another, 'old codger'

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By *inkShyWoman
20 weeks ago

near Windsor

Arsewipe isn't used enough

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By *hilly1515Man
20 weeks ago

coastal

the penis stands up erect head bobbing and pulsing excitedly in the pursuit of pleasure

The mongoose stands up erect on its hind legs head bobbing and twitching as it looks around its environment alerted by the calls of the wild

hence vomiting mongoose

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By *oodguy71pMan
20 weeks ago

Steventon

Plonker

wank stain

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By *r SensualMan
20 weeks ago

London

Japs eye

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
20 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"the penis stands up erect head bobbing and pulsing excitedly in the pursuit of pleasure

The mongoose stands up erect on its hind legs head bobbing and twitching as it looks around its environment alerted by the calls of the wild

hence vomiting mongoose "

If you can't discern the difference between penis and mongoose, it's not surprising you're celibate.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
20 weeks ago

Cardiff

Pissflaps.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
20 weeks ago

Cardiff


"Knob head,

Bell end,

Still used on a daily basis in north west

And in Wales 😄"

it's used often in our house, her pet name for me is knobhead 😂

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By *hilly1515Man
20 weeks ago

coastal


"the penis stands up erect head bobbing and pulsing excitedly in the pursuit of pleasure

The mongoose stands up erect on its hind legs head bobbing and twitching as it looks around its environment alerted by the calls of the wild

hence vomiting mongoose

If you can't discern the difference between penis and mongoose, it's not surprising you're celibate. "

wise words Sini wan kin -asshole i will demonstrate it to you later ...make sure you bring honey and a fish slice please .... oh and maybe a fiesty female friend

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By *awpleasureMan
20 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield


"Flid 🥪

?

Please explain "

I was used a lot when at school. Somebody cumbersome or awkward would be called it. Or if a mate said something ridiculous

It is out of date in same way as spaz and mong.

Flid came from thalidomide

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By *un guy300Man
20 weeks ago

Swansea

Follow me to the ladys

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
20 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"the penis stands up erect head bobbing and pulsing excitedly in the pursuit of pleasure

The mongoose stands up erect on its hind legs head bobbing and twitching as it looks around its environment alerted by the calls of the wild

hence vomiting mongoose

If you can't discern the difference between penis and mongoose, it's not surprising you're celibate.

wise words Sini wan kin -asshole i will demonstrate it to you later ...make sure you bring honey and a fish slice please .... oh and maybe a fiesty female friend "

Don't try and charm me you bum fixated fiend.

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By *omblingFreeCouple
20 weeks ago

The Village

wazzock

twonk

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By *hilly1515Man
20 weeks ago

coastal


"the penis stands up erect head bobbing and pulsing excitedly in the pursuit of pleasure

The mongoose stands up erect on its hind legs head bobbing and twitching as it looks around its environment alerted by the calls of the wild

hence vomiting mongoose

If you can't discern the difference between penis and mongoose, it's not surprising you're celibate.

wise words Sini wan kin -asshole i will demonstrate it to you later ...make sure you bring honey and a fish slice please .... oh and maybe a fiesty female friend

Don't try and charm me you bum fixated fiend. "

well that's harsh i was only trying to be your friend Roland... thats an old joke for the old fuckers that you younger fuckers probably wont get ....

read it and weep biatches Texas Hold Em

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
20 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"the penis stands up erect head bobbing and pulsing excitedly in the pursuit of pleasure

The mongoose stands up erect on its hind legs head bobbing and twitching as it looks around its environment alerted by the calls of the wild

hence vomiting mongoose

If you can't discern the difference between penis and mongoose, it's not surprising you're celibate.

wise words Sini wan kin -asshole i will demonstrate it to you later ...make sure you bring honey and a fish slice please .... oh and maybe a fiesty female friend

Don't try and charm me you bum fixated fiend.

well that's harsh i was only trying to be your friend Roland... thats an old joke for the old fuckers that you younger fuckers probably wont get ....

read it and weep biatches Texas Hold Em "

I went Rat first, then Grange Hill.

I got there eventually.

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By *hief ScoutMan
20 weeks ago

Wild Border Country of Herts & Middx/West London !


"Flid 🥪

?

Please explain "

As an thalidomide victim/"disability".

Not a very pleasant term.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
20 weeks ago

Leeds


"

Minge

"

My mum asked today "why does it say minge on your calendar ?". I was baffled then I realised M is my daughter's initial and "inj" meant her three monthly injection.

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By *hilly1515Man
20 weeks ago

coastal


"the penis stands up erect head bobbing and pulsing excitedly in the pursuit of pleasure

The mongoose stands up erect on its hind legs head bobbing and twitching as it looks around its environment alerted by the calls of the wild

hence vomiting mongoose

If you can't discern the difference between penis and mongoose, it's not surprising you're celibate.

wise words Sini wan kin -asshole i will demonstrate it to you later ...make sure you bring honey and a fish slice please .... oh and maybe a fiesty female friend

Don't try and charm me you bum fixated fiend.

well that's harsh i was only trying to be your friend Roland... thats an old joke for the old fuckers that you younger fuckers probably wont get ....

read it and weep biatches Texas Hold Em

I went Rat first, then Grange Hill.

I got there eventually.

"

i had faith in you sin you never let me down..... giz a big kiss gumbo

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By *teveanddebsCouple
20 weeks ago

Norwich


"Pillock

Berk

Fanny"

Berk is just rhyming slang for cunt

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By *pacecowboy99Man
20 weeks ago

Near You

Bint

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
20 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Nosh. 🤢

My mam uses this word for food but, when I was in high school, it meant something slightly different.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Jism

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By *TWboyMan
20 weeks ago

kings Lynn

Dinner at the Y

Land of the Hairy Triangle

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Fur burger

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By *hilly1515Man
20 weeks ago

coastal

i have always licked oops liked no f it licked the the little man in the boat

but can one of you ladies answer where does he keep the paddles ?

is it next to the monkeys heed?

or is that only found next to my purple shiney helmet ?

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Durham


"Twat "

A personal favorite of mine x

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By *ampantRalphMan
20 weeks ago

Rossendale

Spam javelin

Gooch

Clinker

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By *unwithus71Couple
20 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Shaggah

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man
20 weeks ago

Ilford


"Pillock

Berk

Fanny

Berk is just rhyming slang for cunt "

Berkshire Hunt?

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By *romsgrovianMan
20 weeks ago

Cutnal green


"I think I live under a rock, I don't recognise most of these. Are we making stuff up and I didn't understand the joke? "
... no you are ok i have heard of most of them just hardly ever used.

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By *herry.bombWoman
20 weeks ago

basingstoke

Clunge

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By *ewbootsandpanties99Man
20 weeks ago

Darkest South East Surrey

Nice bit of crumpet....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Central


"Knob head,

Bell end,

"

Used a fair bit in the forum

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
20 weeks ago

Bristol

Haven’t heard anyone called a bastard in years

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By *inkShyWoman
20 weeks ago

near Windsor


"Haven’t heard anyone called a bastard in years "

I say it regularly... 😁

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By *uri00620Woman
20 weeks ago

Croydon

Nincompoop

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By *eoBloomsMan
20 weeks ago

Springfield


"

Minge

My mum asked today "why does it say minge on your calendar ?". I was baffled then I realised M is my daughter's initial and "inj" meant her three monthly injection.

"

🤭🤭🤭

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By *hilly1515Man
20 weeks ago

coastal

clunge has a reaction as good or as bad as the Cee yoU Next Tuesday word ... deploy either in the wrong context and oh boy

naughty step central.....

however use them in the correct context and suddenly your a comical genius ...

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By *eoBloomsMan
20 weeks ago

Springfield

Twonk

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
20 weeks ago

SKELMERSDALE

Clout.

Gannet.

Spaff.

The old man in a boat.

Giblets.

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By *jonesMan
20 weeks ago

south west

Tuss

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Bugger

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By *dam1971Man
20 weeks ago

Bedford

Tuppence

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By *eckard25 OP   Man
20 weeks ago

North West Durham

Cunny

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By *orbidden eastMan
20 weeks ago

london dodging electric bikes

Bellend

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
20 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

Shag : Romp

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By *r Mind CandyMan
20 weeks ago

Cheshire

Growler

Gonna boff that growler

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By *cLovin2Man
20 weeks ago

London


"Bonk

"

I use it all the time, I'll have to yell it in the direction of Windsor

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
20 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Spooge.

Mrs TMN x

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By *cLovin2Man
20 weeks ago

London


"Arsewipe isn't used enough "

How is old Bo Jo?

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By *inkShyWoman
20 weeks ago

near Windsor


"Arsewipe isn't used enough

How is old Bo Jo? "

Probably laughing at us still for lockdown and mental health walks 🤣

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By *cLovin2Man
20 weeks ago

London


"Arsewipe isn't used enough

How is old Bo Jo?

Probably laughing at us still for lockdown and mental health walks 🤣"

He's laughing cos we're paying the bastard's pension, he doesn't even need to work. How the other half live...

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

smash it

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By *as7643Man
20 weeks ago

staffs

Bedswerver

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
20 weeks ago

Cheshire

This could be how randy makes a return.

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
20 weeks ago

Mostly in GU24

I've led a sheltered life. I've missed a lot of these mainly becausebi grew up in Africa 100 years ago!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
19 weeks ago

Norwich


"Pillock

Berk

Fanny

Berk is just rhyming slang for cunt

Berkshire Hunt?"

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By *hank you sirMan
19 weeks ago

colchester

Tosser

Up yours

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
19 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I must be behind the times, with the exception of a couple I’ve never heard of, most of these are in regular use within my circles

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By *a LunaWoman
19 weeks ago

o o OO o o


"I must be behind the times, with the exception of a couple I’ve never heard of, most of these are in regular use within my circles"

Same. And mainly used by me

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
19 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"I must be behind the times, with the exception of a couple I’ve never heard of, most of these are in regular use within my circles

Same. And mainly used by me

"

Well we always knew you were a potty mouth 🤬

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By *teveanddebsCouple
19 weeks ago

Norwich

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By *riel13Woman
19 weeks ago

Northampton

I still use alot of these

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Bollox I'm sure only i say it these days

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Bollox I'm sure only i say it these days "

No I say it quite a bit..

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By *urvyLady4BlackMenWoman
19 weeks ago

Norwich

Bellend is definitely still in use. Such a good word too.

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By *layfullsamMan
19 weeks ago

Solihull

Mother fuck.r

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
19 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Cockwomble

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By *tr8MrEMan
19 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Maxineozoomdweebie

Or

Neomaxizoomdweebie

In fact I've only heard it once ever...Thank you John Hughes

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Rats cocks!

Only said by me and the Viz character Fru T Bunn

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By *reedom23Man
19 weeks ago

preston

Gobble

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
19 weeks ago

Central


"Bollox I'm sure only i say it these days "

Another user here, but bollocks, without the X

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
19 weeks ago

Leeds

nincompoop

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
19 weeks ago

Cockwomble

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