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"Bonk " this bonk works well with quim ... ![]() | |||
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"Nobody says…”Up yours!” anymore 🤷🏽♂️" Or 'get lost' | |||
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"WTF is chebs? I miss a good bonk." Chebs are boobs | |||
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"WTF is chebs? Chebs are boobs" I have never heard this either | |||
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" Fanny" My (female) GP says fanny | |||
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"Dick Splat" Is he a friend of yours ? | |||
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"Dick splat" Or it’s close relation, dick splash | |||
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"Dick Splat Is he a friend of yours ? " Nope, maybe just a South London thing I guess! | |||
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"Flid 🥪" ? Please explain | |||
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"Dick splat" Belle and Sebastian have a song called "Judy is a Dick Slap", wonder if that's a Scottish variation on the term. | |||
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"Knob head, Bell end, " Still used on a daily basis in north west | |||
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"Knob head, Bell end, Still used on a daily basis in north west" And in Wales 😄 | |||
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"I think I live under a rock, I don't recognise most of these. Are we making stuff up and I didn't understand the joke? ![]() I think they're all genuine, maybe you're not an old codger like the rest of us, there's another, 'old codger' ![]() | |||
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"the penis stands up erect head bobbing and pulsing excitedly in the pursuit of pleasure The mongoose stands up erect on its hind legs head bobbing and twitching as it looks around its environment alerted by the calls of the wild hence vomiting mongoose " If you can't discern the difference between penis and mongoose, it's not surprising you're celibate. | |||
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"Knob head, Bell end, Still used on a daily basis in north west And in Wales 😄" it's used often in our house, her pet name for me is knobhead 😂 | |||
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"the penis stands up erect head bobbing and pulsing excitedly in the pursuit of pleasure The mongoose stands up erect on its hind legs head bobbing and twitching as it looks around its environment alerted by the calls of the wild hence vomiting mongoose If you can't discern the difference between penis and mongoose, it's not surprising you're celibate. " wise words Sini wan kin -asshole i will demonstrate it to you later ...make sure you bring honey and a fish slice please .... oh and maybe a fiesty female friend | |||
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"Flid 🥪 ? Please explain " I was used a lot when at school. Somebody cumbersome or awkward would be called it. Or if a mate said something ridiculous It is out of date in same way as spaz and mong. Flid came from thalidomide | |||
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"the penis stands up erect head bobbing and pulsing excitedly in the pursuit of pleasure The mongoose stands up erect on its hind legs head bobbing and twitching as it looks around its environment alerted by the calls of the wild hence vomiting mongoose If you can't discern the difference between penis and mongoose, it's not surprising you're celibate. wise words Sini wan kin -asshole i will demonstrate it to you later ...make sure you bring honey and a fish slice please .... oh and maybe a fiesty female friend " Don't try and charm me you bum fixated fiend. | |||
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"the penis stands up erect head bobbing and pulsing excitedly in the pursuit of pleasure The mongoose stands up erect on its hind legs head bobbing and twitching as it looks around its environment alerted by the calls of the wild hence vomiting mongoose If you can't discern the difference between penis and mongoose, it's not surprising you're celibate. wise words Sini wan kin -asshole i will demonstrate it to you later ...make sure you bring honey and a fish slice please .... oh and maybe a fiesty female friend Don't try and charm me you bum fixated fiend. " well that's harsh i was only trying to be your friend Roland... thats an old joke for the old fuckers that you younger fuckers probably wont get .... read it and weep biatches Texas Hold Em | |||
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"the penis stands up erect head bobbing and pulsing excitedly in the pursuit of pleasure The mongoose stands up erect on its hind legs head bobbing and twitching as it looks around its environment alerted by the calls of the wild hence vomiting mongoose If you can't discern the difference between penis and mongoose, it's not surprising you're celibate. wise words Sini wan kin -asshole i will demonstrate it to you later ...make sure you bring honey and a fish slice please .... oh and maybe a fiesty female friend Don't try and charm me you bum fixated fiend. well that's harsh i was only trying to be your friend Roland... thats an old joke for the old fuckers that you younger fuckers probably wont get .... read it and weep biatches Texas Hold Em " I went Rat first, then Grange Hill. I got there eventually. ![]() | |||
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"Flid 🥪 ? Please explain " As an thalidomide victim/"disability". Not a very pleasant term. | |||
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" Minge " My mum asked today "why does it say minge on your calendar ?". I was baffled then I realised M is my daughter's initial and "inj" meant her three monthly injection. | |||
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"the penis stands up erect head bobbing and pulsing excitedly in the pursuit of pleasure The mongoose stands up erect on its hind legs head bobbing and twitching as it looks around its environment alerted by the calls of the wild hence vomiting mongoose If you can't discern the difference between penis and mongoose, it's not surprising you're celibate. wise words Sini wan kin -asshole i will demonstrate it to you later ...make sure you bring honey and a fish slice please .... oh and maybe a fiesty female friend Don't try and charm me you bum fixated fiend. well that's harsh i was only trying to be your friend Roland... thats an old joke for the old fuckers that you younger fuckers probably wont get .... read it and weep biatches Texas Hold Em I went Rat first, then Grange Hill. I got there eventually. ![]() i had faith in you sin you never let me down..... giz a big kiss gumbo | |||
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"Pillock Berk Fanny" Berk is just rhyming slang for cunt ![]() | |||
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"Twat " A personal favorite of mine x | |||
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"Pillock Berk Fanny Berk is just rhyming slang for cunt ![]() Berkshire Hunt? | |||
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"I think I live under a rock, I don't recognise most of these. Are we making stuff up and I didn't understand the joke? ![]() ... no you are ok i have heard of most of them just hardly ever used. ![]() | |||
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"Knob head, Bell end, " Used a fair bit in the forum ![]() | |||
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"Haven’t heard anyone called a bastard in years " I say it regularly... 😁 | |||
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" Minge My mum asked today "why does it say minge on your calendar ?". I was baffled then I realised M is my daughter's initial and "inj" meant her three monthly injection. " 🤭🤭🤭 | |||
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"Bonk " I use it all the time, I'll have to yell it in the direction of Windsor ![]() | |||
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"Arsewipe isn't used enough " How is old Bo Jo? ![]() | |||
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"Arsewipe isn't used enough How is old Bo Jo? ![]() Probably laughing at us still for lockdown and mental health walks 🤣 | |||
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"Arsewipe isn't used enough How is old Bo Jo? ![]() He's laughing cos we're paying the bastard's pension, he doesn't even need to work. How the other half live... | |||
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"Pillock Berk Fanny Berk is just rhyming slang for cunt ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I must be behind the times, with the exception of a couple I’ve never heard of, most of these are in regular use within my circles" Same. And mainly used by me ![]() | |||
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"I must be behind the times, with the exception of a couple I’ve never heard of, most of these are in regular use within my circles Same. And mainly used by me ![]() Well we always knew you were a potty mouth 🤬 | |||
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"Bollox I'm sure only i say it these days " No I say it quite a bit.. ![]() | |||
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"Bollox I'm sure only i say it these days " Another user here, but bollocks, without the X | |||
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