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"Firing up the moped. Can you hang on for five hours? " 83% left on the phone... should be OK! | |||
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"OK quick, somebody help me... I've made it to work, bright and breezy, got set up, cleared some emails and made a brew. Have come to the toilet as is customary ("always go on company time; better to be paid to shit than not"!) AND THERES NO F*£%ING BOG-ROLL 😵 ...Third floor, trap one, come pass some under the door eh?!" Just use your hanky and then rinse it in the basin  | |||
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"You didn't check for loo roll before you sat down? Rookie error. Just gonna have to duck walk to the next cubicle. Please wait till someone can film it though 😂" the voice of experience I can tell! 😊 | |||
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"You didn't check for loo roll before you sat down? Rookie error. Just gonna have to duck walk to the next cubicle. Please wait till someone can film it though 😂 the voice of experience I can tell! 😊" Now you know why girls go to the loo in groups | |||
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"Just use your hanky and then rinse it in the basin "I can't. That's my wank-rag, I'm not prepared to taint it. I've had it years, helped me through troubled times that has. | |||
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"Hang your arse over the sink and give it a wash with the hand soap. Nobody will bat an eyelid "...you say that; but the last time I did that I got kicked out of McDonald's | |||
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"Just use your hanky and then rinse it in the basin
I can't. That's my wank-rag, I'm not prepared to taint it. I've had it years, helped me through troubled times that has."Use the tail of your shirt as an alternative. | |||
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"OK quick, somebody help me... I've made it to work, bright and breezy, got set up, cleared some emails and made a brew. Have come to the toilet as is customary ("always go on company time; better to be paid to shit than not"!) AND THERES NO F*£%ING BOG-ROLL 😵 ...Third floor, trap one, come pass some under the door eh?!" Use your socks 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"OK, my legs have gone numb... " Bloody hell that's one big 💩💩 or do you need a dose of laxatives 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"OK quick, somebody help me... I've made it to work, bright and breezy, got set up, cleared some emails and made a brew. Have come to the toilet as is customary ("always go on company time; better to be paid to shit than not"!) AND THERES NO F*£%ING BOG-ROLL 😵 ...Third floor, trap one, come pass some under the door eh?! Just use your hanky and then rinse it in the basin "I'd rather Hanky wasn't used....  | |||
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"Just use your hanky and then rinse it in the basin
I can't. That's my wank-rag, I'm not prepared to taint it. I've had it years, helped me through troubled times that has."😯 | |||
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"Just use your hanky and then rinse it in the basin
I can't. That's my wank-rag, I'm not prepared to taint it. I've had it years, helped me through troubled times that has.
😯"🤣🤣🤣 it's OK, not talking about you! You can help me through a whole new load of troubled times if you like! | |||
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"Use your socks like a normal person would " lol Normal? Not so sure..:.but they do in prison…. | |||
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"Hang your arse over the sink and give it a wash with the hand soap. Nobody will bat an eyelid
...you say that; but the last time I did that I got kicked out of McDonald's"🤣🤣 | |||
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"Just use your hanky and then rinse it in the basin
I can't. That's my wank-rag, I'm not prepared to taint it. I've had it years, helped me through troubled times that has.
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🤣🤣🤣 it's OK, not talking about you! You can help me through a whole new load of troubled times if you like!"Hmm.... 🤔 | |||
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"He has logged out." 🤣🤣 | |||
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Use your pants and go commando. | |||
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"I'M ALIVE! ...Just waited for the battery to die on the phone. Everything had dried up by then, just picked it all off and carried on with my day. Won't lie; spin class was uncomfortable tonight 😵" I was going to suggest flushing then dipping your bum into the bowl. I can't do that, unfortunately, as my bum is too big. | |||
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"I'M ALIVE! ...Just waited for the battery to die on the phone. Everything had dried up by then, just picked it all off and carried on with my day. Won't lie; spin class was uncomfortable tonight 😵" Jesus... my knickers are damper than Blackpool in mid January right now 🥵 | |||
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"Won't lie; spin class was uncomfortable tonight 😵 Jesus... my knickers are damper than Blackpool in mid January right now 🥵" Well, each to their own I suppose?! ...Weirdo!! 🤣 | |||
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"I got caught out in a pub toilet once. So I rang the bar and asked them to send some though to me. Mr" #LEGEND 🫵 | |||
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"I'M ALIVE! ...Just waited for the battery to die on the phone. Everything had dried up by then, just picked it all off and carried on with my day. Won't lie; spin class was uncomfortable tonight 😵" I was going to suggest the dog wipe. Walk along on your hands dragging your arse across the carpet tiles. Bonus points if you just deadeye stare at someone while you do it. | |||
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"Dai, I WAS in Manchester earlier. But I kinda forgot to offer help. Sorry "lost for words! 🥺 | |||
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"Dai, I WAS in Manchester earlier. But I kinda forgot to offer help. Sorry
lost for words! 🥺"I shouldn't forsake a fellow Welshman really, should I?! | |||
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"I got caught out in a pub toilet once. So I rang the bar and asked them to send some though to me. Mr #LEGEND 🫵" To be fair the bar maid who come into the gents to hand me it felt like the real Legend. | |||
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"Reminds of a joke... A bear and a rabbit are in the woods, bear says to the rabbit..."when you have a shit, does it stick to your fur"?? Rabbit says..."no, why"?... Bear doesn't say anything, just picks up the rabbit and wipes his arse!🤣🤣🤣" Reminds me of another joke. Two polar bears are walking through the arctic. One starts groaning uncomfortably prompting the other to ask what is wrong. The first polar replies "Put it this way...if we don't find a wood soon I'm going to fucking shit myself!" | |||
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"Firing up the moped. Can you hang on for five hours? 83% left on the phone... should be OK!" Presumably you at least had the mobile number or email address of someone there being of a suitable gender to enter the toilets? You should have just taken a picture of the empty roll holder, a picture of your brown trout then sent both pictures to them. | |||
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"Use your socks like a normal person would " Mind you don't end up with athlete's arse... | |||
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"Reminds me of another joke. Two polar bears are walking through the arctic. One starts groaning uncomfortably prompting the other to ask what is wrong. The first polar replies "Put it this way...if we don't find a wood soon I'm going to fucking shit myself!"" 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Firing up the moped. Can you hang on for five hours? 83% left on the phone... should be OK! Presumably you at least had the mobile number or email address of someone there being of a suitable gender to enter the toilets? You should have just taken a picture of the empty roll holder, a picture of your brown trout then sent both pictures to them." That has to be the most sensible, practical and logical solution to the conundrum... Where the hell were you when I needed you 16 hours earlier!? | |||
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"Dai, I WAS in Manchester earlier. But I kinda forgot to offer help. Sorry
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I shouldn't forsake a fellow Welshman really, should I?! "Absolutely not! I think I can forgive you, but it's going to be tough! 😉🏴😘 | |||
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