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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago

Latte glasses -

Why have a tall conical shaped mug made out of glass with the fupping handle near the bottom to make it fupping wobbly while drinking latte?

Can anyone help help me this design?

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By *vonne5exMan
21 weeks ago

Doncaster

Atomic bomb

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By *ddie1966Man
21 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Designer square tea cups.

Total waste of money as the tea leaks out the sides and down your chops.

Sure, they may look good but that's about it.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"Designer square tea cups.

Total waste of money as the tea leaks out the sides and down your chops.

Sure, they may look good but that's about it."

You’re meant to drink from a corner..

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By *each loverMan
21 weeks ago

Bradwell

Mobile phone , enough said

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By *tr8MrEMan
21 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Social media

Should be called Anti social media !!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

God

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
21 weeks ago

Reading

Turkish delight

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
21 weeks ago

little house on the praire

social media

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By *eoBloomsMan
21 weeks ago

Springfield

Vibrators. Caused terrible job losses in the penile sector.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
21 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Fbook I’m not sure if you can say the full word on here but that it’s soooo fake people competing against each other who got the best life just no

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By *midnight-Woman
21 weeks ago

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"Latte glasses -

Why have a tall conical shaped mug made out of glass with the fupping handle near the bottom to make it fupping wobbly while drinking latte?

Can anyone help help me this design?

"

It's why I always drink my coffee out of a takeaway cup

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
21 weeks ago

belfast

Religion

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
21 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Leaf blowers, noisy and pointless.

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By *ddie1966Man
21 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Designer square tea cups.

Total waste of money as the tea leaks out the sides and down your chops.

Sure, they may look good but that's about it.

You’re meant to drink from a corner.."

When the handle is on a flat side you look like a contortionist trying to do that.

The plates stack nicely in the cupboard though..

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By *oeBeansMan
21 weeks ago

Derby

Processed foods with high sugar and fat content

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By *uddy laneMan
21 weeks ago

dudley

Reliant robin 850 S.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Wilkinson Sword razors (with the protector wire) ..... You can not get a close shave with it.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
21 weeks ago

North West

Wooden sticks to stir your coffee with that they also expect you to deal with the tea bag with meaning you need 10 sticks. Give me a fucking tea spoon!!!

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By *eoBloomsMan
21 weeks ago

Springfield

Mobile phones with no headphone socket.🙉

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By *eroLondonMan
21 weeks ago

Covent Garden

There's one person on this thread that I've jettisoned from my Høtlïst for what she has said. I take no 'Delight in this matter. 😕

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"Vibrators. Caused terrible job losses in the penile sector. "

brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

The government

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
21 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Guns

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By *litlicker77Man
21 weeks ago

dirty old town

Internet

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By *r Mind CandyMan
21 weeks ago

Cheshire


"Leaf blowers, noisy and pointless. "

What they are a brilliant idea, I wait for next door to go out then blow all the leaves over to their side, they then rake them all up for me. 😁

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"Designer square tea cups.

Total waste of money as the tea leaks out the sides and down your chops.

Sure, they may look good but that's about it.

You’re meant to drink from a corner.."

I've tried standing in a corner but still spills down my chops

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By *d4funtimesMan
21 weeks ago

Cambridge

Mary Anne Trump fucked up when designing Donald.

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By *adacroMan
21 weeks ago

Falkirk

Money

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By *ou only live onceMan
21 weeks ago

London


"Latte glasses -

Why have a tall conical shaped mug made out of glass with the fupping handle near the bottom to make it fupping wobbly while drinking latte?

Can anyone help help me this design?

"

If we could do away with lattes, the stupid glasses could follow.

If you want a hot milk, have a hot milk, but don't pretend it's a coffee!

🤣

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By *abluesbabyMan
21 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Money, organised-religion, war & politics are the usual suspects. But paper straws have got to be added to that group.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
21 weeks ago

Home

Social media

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By *each needs some creamWoman
21 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

The American Republican party.

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By *utteredBreadMan
21 weeks ago

Manchester


"The American Republican party.

"

This could just be more broadly any party that is conservative/reactionary.

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By *each needs some creamWoman
21 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"The American Republican party.

This could just be more broadly any party that is conservative/reactionary."

At the moment they are the ones that are the biggest threat to world peace.

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By *ivpoolmanMan
21 weeks ago

Liverpool


"The American Republican party.

"

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
21 weeks ago

Willenhall

IZAL medicated toilet paper.

They had this evil fucking stuff in the toilets of my primary school. Seriously, it was like trying to wipe your arse with tracing paper. It wasn't absorbent, the edges were sharp, it was uncomfortable as hell to use and you just couldn't get yourself clean with it - it just left your arsehole really sore after use.

A parachute that opens on impact would have been more useful than that stuff. I suspect you need to be 40+ to understand how truly bloody awful it really was.

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
21 weeks ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

Social Media

Our interdependent economic system

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By *ynamicnatureMan
21 weeks ago

Doncaster

Plastics has to be up there, its probably more harmful to us than we currently know.

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By *orksRockerMan
21 weeks ago

Bradford


"The American Republican party.

This could just be more broadly any party that is conservative/reactionary.

At the moment they are the ones that are the biggest threat to world peace. "

Yessss

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Sex toys.

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By *oughmanMan
21 weeks ago

Sunderland

I have to say the Internet unfortunately.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
21 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"IZAL medicated toilet paper.

They had this evil fucking stuff in the toilets of my primary school. Seriously, it was like trying to wipe your arse with tracing paper. It wasn't absorbent, the edges were sharp, it was uncomfortable as hell to use and you just couldn't get yourself clean with it - it just left your arsehole really sore after use.

A parachute that opens on impact would have been more useful than that stuff. I suspect you need to be 40+ to understand how truly bloody awful it really was. "

Ha ha, yeah you just moved it around as opposed to wiping it off

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

21 weeks ago

East Sussex

Humans.

They've caused more damage to each other than any subsequent invention

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By *ripfillMan
21 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Oddly I read not long ago the biggest number of deaths globally is caused by diesel fumes … so the worst invention that’s been proven to be the biggest killer is diesel

Rudolf Diesel, who patented the compression ignition engine in 1892

Just a thought !

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By *pthillMan
21 weeks ago

st shithole

Religion

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By *ripfillMan
21 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant


"Plastics has to be up there, its probably more harmful to us than we currently know."

Especially micro plastics now evident in fish we eat

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By *oodmessMan
21 weeks ago

yumsville

Updates for phones, pc's, apps, sites... you're nice and comfy, just about able to use them then there's a shuffle around so what was there isn't there or in some hived off place, or it will no longer work unless it has financial records, a blood sample and five finger prints to do the same job it did before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"Latte glasses -

Why have a tall conical shaped mug made out of glass with the fupping handle near the bottom to make it fupping wobbly while drinking latte?

Can anyone help help me this design?

If we could do away with lattes, the stupid glasses could follow.

If you want a hot milk, have a hot milk, but don't pretend it's a coffee!

🤣"

Ooo ya philistine

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
21 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"Oddly I read not long ago the biggest number of deaths globally is caused by diesel fumes … so the worst invention that’s been proven to be the biggest killer is diesel

Rudolf Diesel, who patented the compression ignition engine in 1892

Just a thought ! "

I should read again

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

The internal combustion engine.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
21 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Latte glasses -

Why have a tall conical shaped mug made out of glass with the fupping handle near the bottom to make it fupping wobbly while drinking latte?

Can anyone help help me this design?

If we could do away with lattes, the stupid glasses could follow.

If you want a hot milk, have a hot milk, but don't pretend it's a coffee!

🤣"

Amen !!

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By *olinOfBathMan
21 weeks ago

Corsham

Rugby League.

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By *arksjamesMan
21 weeks ago

Warwick

So called talent shows.....who told you you could sing!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Thomas Midgley Jr.

He invented leaded petrol which did a lot of harm. Then just when you thought he'd done enough, he then invented CFCs, which trashed the ozone layer.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Nations.

But I have lipstick a close second.

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By *uskymotoMan
21 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Thomas Midgley Jr.

He invented leaded petrol which did a lot of harm. Then just when you thought he'd done enough, he then invented CFCs, which trashed the ozone layer. "

He probably caused more global damage than anyone else in history.

He had polio and invented a machine with straps to turn him over and around in bed so he could sleep. One night the machine went haywire and str@ngled him to death.

Probably a good outcome, lol

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By *ansoffateMan
21 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Private property.

Just to be clear here, not reasonable personal property.

But the idea the idea that every resource on this planet and theoretically beyond can be owned by an individual and then every other person or living creature can have their natural rights to the means of survival withheld from them or be held to ransom. And then this situation can be maintained by the rule of force.

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By *illy IdolMan
21 weeks ago

Midlands

Selfie sticks

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By *eckard25Man
21 weeks ago

North West Durham

Those lids on plastic bottles that are attached so that they stay on for recycling. They just make it difficult to drink from the bottle and surely everyone who recycles put the lids in the recycling anyway.

Solving a problem that didn't exist and making my life harder in the process.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"Private property.

Just to be clear here, not reasonable personal property.

But the idea the idea that every resource on this planet and theoretically beyond can be owned by an individual and then every other person or living creature can have their natural rights to the means of survival withheld from them or be held to ransom. And then this situation can be maintained by the rule of force."

You’re spitting here ngl

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By *ansoffateMan
21 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Private property.

Just to be clear here, not reasonable personal property.

But the idea the idea that every resource on this planet and theoretically beyond can be owned by an individual and then every other person or living creature can have their natural rights to the means of survival withheld from them or be held to ransom. And then this situation can be maintained by the rule of force.

You’re spitting here ngl "

I ain't shook, gnome saying?

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By *nkymikeyMan
21 weeks ago

Andover

Paper straws.

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By *orny PTMan
21 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Social media

Should be called Anti social media !!"

I was going to give a thumbs up as I agree with you, but saw the ironic gaff in that one.

Yeah, I hate the whole zombie fodder platforms and aren't on any.

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By *orny PTMan
21 weeks ago

Peterborough


"IZAL medicated toilet paper.

They had this evil fucking stuff in the toilets of my primary school. Seriously, it was like trying to wipe your arse with tracing paper. It wasn't absorbent, the edges were sharp, it was uncomfortable as hell to use and you just couldn't get yourself clean with it - it just left your arsehole really sore after use.

A parachute that opens on impact would have been more useful than that stuff. I suspect you need to be 40+ to understand how truly bloody awful it really was. "

My O-level history paper was printed on it.

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By *orny PTMan
21 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Oddly I read not long ago the biggest number of deaths globally is caused by diesel fumes … so the worst invention that’s been proven to be the biggest killer is diesel

Rudolf Diesel, who patented the compression ignition engine in 1892

Just a thought !

I should read again "

When lead was added to petrol, that made the pollution even more deadly, more deadly than war.

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By *ergus1622Man
21 weeks ago

Dundee


"Leaf blowers, noisy and pointless. "

They blow leafs and debris away. Also good for snow clearance

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By *ergus1622Man
21 weeks ago

Dundee

Content makers!

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By *ackformore100Man
21 weeks ago

Tin town

Internet / social media

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By *oomerangbobMan
21 weeks ago

stanhope

Work

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By *orny PTMan
21 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Thomas Midgley Jr.

He invented leaded petrol which did a lot of harm. Then just when you thought he'd done enough, he then invented CFCs, which trashed the ozone layer.

He probably caused more global damage than anyone else in history.

He had polio and invented a machine with straps to turn him over and around in bed so he could sleep. One night the machine went haywire and str@ngled him to death.

Probably a good outcome, lol"

The irony: inspiration, aspiration, inhalation, exhalation, expiration. e can start to breathe better now that he has gone...gone like the wind.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Reality tv

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By *ools and the brainCouple
21 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Lip fillers.

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By *orny PTMan
21 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Thomas Midgley Jr.

He invented leaded petrol which did a lot of harm. Then just when you thought he'd done enough, he then invented CFCs, which trashed the ozone layer.

He probably caused more global damage than anyone else in history.

He had polio and invented a machine with straps to turn him over and around in bed so he could sleep. One night the machine went haywire and str@ngled him to death.

Probably a good outcome, lol

The irony: inspiration, aspiration, inhalation, exhalation, asphyxiation, expiration. e can start to breathe better now that he has gone...gone like the wind."

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By *orny PTMan
21 weeks ago

Peterborough

smoking and vaping.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"Private property.

Just to be clear here, not reasonable personal property.

But the idea the idea that every resource on this planet and theoretically beyond can be owned by an individual and then every other person or living creature can have their natural rights to the means of survival withheld from them or be held to ransom. And then this situation can be maintained by the rule of force.

You’re spitting here ngl

I ain't shook, gnome saying?

"

Dfkm please

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By *annyDanielleMan
21 weeks ago

Street, Somerset

Agriculture.

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By *orny PTMan
21 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Agriculture. "

Monocultural farming, has ruined the eco systems, both home and abroad.

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By *orny PTMan
21 weeks ago

Peterborough

Lobbying, is just wholesale bribery and corruption on a grand (in every envelope) scale.

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By *annyDanielleMan
21 weeks ago

Street, Somerset


"Agriculture.

Monocultural farming, has ruined the eco systems, both home and abroad. "

Not just monocultural. Agriculture in general has provided us with the means to increase our numbers well beyond that which local ecosystems can sustain and has given us the freedom to develop technologies that have allowed us to increase those numbers still further to a point where we knowingly and freely continue to destroy our environment to our own eventual detriment.

As if that's not bad enough it has also introduced us to a diet well documented to be injurious towards us.

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By *mf123Man
21 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Internets

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By *ambridgezwingerMan
21 weeks ago

Cambridge

Not an invention, more a discovery. Has to be smoking (for a fair number of reasons).

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Central

The bronze age. I only like gold

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