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By *onda Cox OP   Man
22 weeks ago

West Yorks

Why do females' profiles on here sound so bossy and demanding? Don't say this, don't do that, don't ask me this, etc? Phew !!

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By *nsanityBohemianstyleWoman
22 weeks ago

Worsley, Manchester

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
22 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Just skip those ones by if your not compatible with them

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

‘Females’

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By *ucka39Man
22 weeks ago

Newcastle

Hiya op

Because they can it's there preferences and should meet those requirements

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

22 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Why do females' profiles on here sound so bossy and demanding? Don't say this, don't do that, don't ask me this, etc? Phew !!"

Because 'women' get a lot of very crude and demanding messages so they try to mitigate that by being clear about what they'll accept. There are some who are just entitled though.

I think it's best to avoid any profiles that you aren't compatible with.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
22 weeks ago

Next Door

Because we can just like you could if you want.

Just move on to another profile OP,

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By *eneralKenobiMan
22 weeks ago

North Angus

Because they can

Being handsome myself I reserve the right to be fussy

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By *hunky GentMan
22 weeks ago

Stamford

One word - NEXTTTTT

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By *_Mia_XTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Ilkeston

Because they can

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By *uddy laneMan
22 weeks ago

dudley


"Why do females' profiles on here sound so bossy and demanding? Don't say this, don't do that, don't ask me this, etc? Phew !!"

Are these single profiles, take a moment and think about it OP.

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By *naswingdressWoman
22 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Imagine this. You join a site. You add some pictures, you write a short bio.

You're bombarded by messages. Some make you feel less than human. Some involve anatomical pictures that are almost as involved as what you'd see if you were going down on the person. Many contradict your clear concise preferences. If you say no, no matter how politely, you get abuse or people trying to change your mind.

Some of the messages you receive are nauseating. Some are vaguely threatening. Some even involve illegal activity.

It never ends. There's just so much of this.

Maybe, you might say, I need to be more explicit. You write some dos and don'ts, hopefully to help aid in compatibility.

You realise over time that your profile has become demanding - but the onslaught of god awful doesn't subside.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

They can afford to be choosey and having seen and read some of my fwb's old profile messages, I can fully understand why. I'd be the same tbh

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By *issmorganWoman
22 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Everyone can have what they want in their bio op, if it's not for you it just means you won't be compatible.

It's often a response to not having people read profiles or respect their preferences though.

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By *naswingdressWoman
22 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"They can afford to be choosey and having seen and read some of my fwb's old profile messages, I can fully understand why. I'd be the same tbh "

Everyone can afford to be choosey.

Choosing a novel and an early night is always an option

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By *iFruityCoupleCouple
22 weeks ago

Watermouth

If you don't want what we want, move on.

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By *riel13Woman
22 weeks ago

Northampton

To attempt to stop fuckwits that can't read preferences from messaging

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"They can afford to be choosey and having seen and read some of my fwb's old profile messages, I can fully understand why. I'd be the same tbh

Everyone can afford to be choosey.

Choosing a novel and an early night is always an option "

Well that's also true of course

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By *naswingdressWoman
22 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"To attempt to stop fuckwits that can't read preferences from messaging "

It's futile, but ultimately that's why we try it

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By *electableicecreamMan
22 weeks ago

The West

I tend to take a pass on profiles that lean into the negative.

If it's a long list of don'ts and wont's they are likely not for me.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
22 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

why do forum posts that....

...ah, fuck it. Crack on.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Central

With thousands of people to pick, you filter out the unsuitable. This can partly be achieved by presenting a profile that clearly shows you are not matched. Stopping potential problems at source, is the intelligent approach. Who else is going to deal with it?

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By *midnight-Woman
22 weeks ago

...


"Why do females' profiles on here sound so bossy and demanding? Don't say this, don't do that, don't ask me this, etc? Phew !!"

You could always take the diy option

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By *uchessdoeWoman
22 weeks ago

Northampton


"Why do females' profiles on here sound so bossy and demanding? Don't say this, don't do that, don't ask me this, etc? Phew !!"

Why do males on Fab spend so much time and energy complaining about women not being sexually-available to them at all times?

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I don’t think mine is. The annoying thing is that hardly anyone bothers to take the time to read them.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
22 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Why do females' profiles on here sound so bossy and demanding? Don't say this, don't do that, don't ask me this, etc? Phew !!"

Because some of us are bossy and demanding. If you don't like it, you can move on to the next profile 💜

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By *iss DevilWoman
22 weeks ago

Bedford

Because "females" can make their profiles as shouty and demanding as they want to. There will still be people who'd be attracted to those, and plenty who couldn't even bother to read.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
22 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Why do females' profiles on here sound so bossy and demanding? Don't say this, don't do that, don't ask me this, etc? Phew !!

Why do males on Fab spend so much time and energy complaining about women not being sexually-available to them at all times?"

Because us demanding bossy bitches aren't giving them a better outlet for that time and energy.

Personally I'd rather have a wank than have a moan 💜

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Soho

My dear OP, it took me but a picosecond to figure out where you're going awry with this Fåb malarky. Disregard the "females" on here, for they are not worth the tuppence of anyone's time (they're not to be trusted either).

Instead, focus on the women. They are less unhinged and less demanding, and worth more than a farthing. There are some lovely women on here, allegedly.

When you have reached your zenith move onto the ladies. They are prized specimens and they know it. I've even bonked one¹ or three³.

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By *uchessdoeWoman
22 weeks ago

Northampton


"Why do females' profiles on here sound so bossy and demanding? Don't say this, don't do that, don't ask me this, etc? Phew !!

Why do males on Fab spend so much time and energy complaining about women not being sexually-available to them at all times?

Because us demanding bossy bitches aren't giving them a better outlet for that time and energy.

Personally I'd rather have a wank than have a moan 💜"

Aww we're all so mean to the poor, precious males and their egos 😢

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By *eliWoman
22 weeks ago

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Because females are such grumpy things. Far too much effort. Save yourself the headache and stock up on lube and socks.

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
22 weeks ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

Mate, we are the beggars.

They are the choosers.

And that’s life in the Fab Universe 🤷🏽‍♂️

IRL on the other hand…

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By *mmaleiaWoman
22 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Doesn’t matter how precise you have written your bio, men will send messages regardless of what you, the female want, they want to get their dick wet & will go all out to message you with their boner.

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By *naswingdressWoman
22 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Doesn’t matter how precise you have written your bio, men will send messages regardless of what you, the female want, they want to get their dick wet & will go all out to message you with their boner."

Yes. It's why I eliminated my do/don't list. The people who ruin my experience here (when my filters are open) don't read it anyway.

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By *inkShyWoman
22 weeks ago

near Windsor

You say 'bossy and demanding', we say 'trying to reduce the vulgarity in our inboxes'

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
22 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Why do females' profiles on here sound so bossy and demanding? Don't say this, don't do that, don't ask me this, etc? Phew !!"

Fucking nightmares mate. Then when you don't say it they moan you're not talking to them, when you don't do it they want it done and when you don't ask they think you don't care.

Are you taking friend requests at the minute, with a view to booking in for a massage?

Thanks. 🦊

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

To filter out people who aren't suitable

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
22 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Not all of them do

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By *estinysswingersCouple
22 weeks ago

Worsley

At least they’ve got some decent content.

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By *parkle1974Woman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

Why did you put "oral relief if required"......

Because you can, just like ladies or gents for that matter can put what they like on their profiles.

If you don't like what someone has written...move on. No need to make a thread about it...

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By *orksRockerMan
22 weeks ago

Bradford


"Why do females' profiles on here sound so bossy and demanding? Don't say this, don't do that, don't ask me this, etc? Phew !!"

If you don't like it... There's a obvious thing to do

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By *abble-onMan
22 weeks ago

Wheddon Cross

Didn't realise anyone needed a reason to be choosy

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By *cLovin2Man
22 weeks ago

London


"Imagine this. You join a site. You add some pictures, you write a short bio.

You're bombarded by messages. Some make you feel less than human. Some involve anatomical pictures that are almost as involved as what you'd see if you were going down on the person. Many contradict your clear concise preferences. If you say no, no matter how politely, you get abuse or people trying to change your mind.

Some of the messages you receive are nauseating. Some are vaguely threatening. Some even involve illegal activity.

It never ends. There's just so much of this.

Maybe, you might say, I need to be more explicit. You write some dos and don'ts, hopefully to help aid in compatibility.

You realise over time that your profile has become demanding - but the onslaught of god awful doesn't subside."

Vaguely threatening? Really? what did the nob say?

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By *naswingdressWoman
22 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Imagine this. You join a site. You add some pictures, you write a short bio.

You're bombarded by messages. Some make you feel less than human. Some involve anatomical pictures that are almost as involved as what you'd see if you were going down on the person. Many contradict your clear concise preferences. If you say no, no matter how politely, you get abuse or people trying to change your mind.

Some of the messages you receive are nauseating. Some are vaguely threatening. Some even involve illegal activity.

It never ends. There's just so much of this.

Maybe, you might say, I need to be more explicit. You write some dos and don'ts, hopefully to help aid in compatibility.

You realise over time that your profile has become demanding - but the onslaught of god awful doesn't subside.

Vaguely threatening? Really? what did the nob say?"

The most common variety is something like this. Let's pretend my first initial, which I used on my profile at the time, is S. (It's not, but I'm doing S for Swing)

"Hey Sandra, bet the boss would love to know you're on here"

(We'll ignore the fact that my name is, say, Samantha, and I'm self employed. It's an implicit thing to hold over my head, something many people wouldn't want out at work)

I've had messages like that more times than I can count.

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By *cLovin2Man
22 weeks ago

London


"Imagine this. You join a site. You add some pictures, you write a short bio.

You're bombarded by messages. Some make you feel less than human. Some involve anatomical pictures that are almost as involved as what you'd see if you were going down on the person. Many contradict your clear concise preferences. If you say no, no matter how politely, you get abuse or people trying to change your mind.

Some of the messages you receive are nauseating. Some are vaguely threatening. Some even involve illegal activity.

It never ends. There's just so much of this.

Maybe, you might say, I need to be more explicit. You write some dos and don'ts, hopefully to help aid in compatibility.

You realise over time that your profile has become demanding - but the onslaught of god awful doesn't subside.

Vaguely threatening? Really? what did the nob say?

The most common variety is something like this. Let's pretend my first initial, which I used on my profile at the time, is S. (It's not, but I'm doing S for Swing)

"Hey Sandra, bet the boss would love to know you're on here"

(We'll ignore the fact that my name is, say, Samantha, and I'm self employed. It's an implicit thing to hold over my head, something many people wouldn't want out at work)

I've had messages like that more times than I can count. "

Some guys are just charmers

It's all they understand, before they have to go use the 5 fingered relief.

And I thought I had bad chat up lines

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By *inkShyWoman
22 weeks ago

near Windsor


"Imagine this. You join a site. You add some pictures, you write a short bio.

You're bombarded by messages. Some make you feel less than human. Some involve anatomical pictures that are almost as involved as what you'd see if you were going down on the person. Many contradict your clear concise preferences. If you say no, no matter how politely, you get abuse or people trying to change your mind.

Some of the messages you receive are nauseating. Some are vaguely threatening. Some even involve illegal activity.

It never ends. There's just so much of this.

Maybe, you might say, I need to be more explicit. You write some dos and don'ts, hopefully to help aid in compatibility.

You realise over time that your profile has become demanding - but the onslaught of god awful doesn't subside."

100% this.

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By *naswingdressWoman
22 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Imagine this. You join a site. You add some pictures, you write a short bio.

You're bombarded by messages. Some make you feel less than human. Some involve anatomical pictures that are almost as involved as what you'd see if you were going down on the person. Many contradict your clear concise preferences. If you say no, no matter how politely, you get abuse or people trying to change your mind.

Some of the messages you receive are nauseating. Some are vaguely threatening. Some even involve illegal activity.

It never ends. There's just so much of this.

Maybe, you might say, I need to be more explicit. You write some dos and don'ts, hopefully to help aid in compatibility.

You realise over time that your profile has become demanding - but the onslaught of god awful doesn't subside.

Vaguely threatening? Really? what did the nob say?

The most common variety is something like this. Let's pretend my first initial, which I used on my profile at the time, is S. (It's not, but I'm doing S for Swing)

"Hey Sandra, bet the boss would love to know you're on here"

(We'll ignore the fact that my name is, say, Samantha, and I'm self employed. It's an implicit thing to hold over my head, something many people wouldn't want out at work)

I've had messages like that more times than I can count.

Some guys are just charmers

It's all they understand, before they have to go use the 5 fingered relief.

And I thought I had bad chat up lines "

I've had worse. But that's the most common in the genre of "potential threat" I've seen.

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By *elloWoman
22 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"Why do females' profiles on here sound so bossy and demanding? Don't say this, don't do that, don't ask me this, etc? Phew !!"

If you think what we write is bossy and demanding don't ever meet us, there is a reason why most of us are single and wasting time on sites like this, we're a fucking nightmare but we've got boobies so I guess that makes up for it

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
22 weeks ago

Altrincham


"Why do females' profiles on here sound so bossy and demanding? Don't say this, don't do that, don't ask me this, etc? Phew !!"

Because we get an insane amount of messages and 99% of those messages are dickpix, no text & just rude

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By *herest KhanMan
22 weeks ago

The Jungle


"Why do females' profiles on here sound so bossy and demanding? Don't say this, don't do that, don't ask me this, etc? Phew !!

If you think what we write is bossy and demanding don't ever meet us, there is a reason why most of us are single and wasting time on sites like this, we're a fucking nightmare but we've got boobies so I guess that makes up for it "

boobies make the world go round.

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By *ruebameMan
22 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Why do females' profiles on here sound so bossy and demanding? Don't say this, don't do that, don't ask me this, etc? Phew !!

If you think what we write is bossy and demanding don't ever meet us, there is a reason why most of us are single and wasting time on sites like this, we're a fucking nightmare but we've got boobies so I guess that makes up for it "

But can you oil them up and roll sausage in them

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By *elloWoman
22 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"Why do females' profiles on here sound so bossy and demanding? Don't say this, don't do that, don't ask me this, etc? Phew !!

If you think what we write is bossy and demanding don't ever meet us, there is a reason why most of us are single and wasting time on sites like this, we're a fucking nightmare but we've got boobies so I guess that makes up for it

But can you oil them up and roll sausage in them "

Sausage roll pfft I can roll a family sized beef wellington with just 1 boob

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By *ruebameMan
22 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Why do females' profiles on here sound so bossy and demanding? Don't say this, don't do that, don't ask me this, etc? Phew !!

If you think what we write is bossy and demanding don't ever meet us, there is a reason why most of us are single and wasting time on sites like this, we're a fucking nightmare but we've got boobies so I guess that makes up for it

But can you oil them up and roll sausage in them

Sausage roll pfft I can roll a family sized beef wellington with just 1 boob "

Gosh well I was just going to message you but I'm afraid 34dd is my limit the rest is waisted

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By *elloWoman
22 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"Why do females' profiles on here sound so bossy and demanding? Don't say this, don't do that, don't ask me this, etc? Phew !!

If you think what we write is bossy and demanding don't ever meet us, there is a reason why most of us are single and wasting time on sites like this, we're a fucking nightmare but we've got boobies so I guess that makes up for it

But can you oil them up and roll sausage in them

Sausage roll pfft I can roll a family sized beef wellington with just 1 boob

Gosh well I was just going to message you but I'm afraid 34dd is my limit the rest is waisted "

Damn it , I've scared another one away . The men on this site really like to play hard to get don't they

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I thought females on fab was a myth?

And that in reality, they’re just cops sitting & waiting.

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By *bi HaiveMan
22 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Why do females' profiles on here sound so bossy and demanding? Don't say this, don't do that, don't ask me this, etc? Phew !!"

I'm a guy and I've been told mine is 'demanding', too long and full of dose and don't.

It works great for me as a filter. 🤷‍♂️

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By *ruebameMan
22 weeks ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Why do females' profiles on here sound so bossy and demanding? Don't say this, don't do that, don't ask me this, etc? Phew !!

If you think what we write is bossy and demanding don't ever meet us, there is a reason why most of us are single and wasting time on sites like this, we're a fucking nightmare but we've got boobies so I guess that makes up for it

But can you oil them up and roll sausage in them

Sausage roll pfft I can roll a family sized beef wellington with just 1 boob

Gosh well I was just going to message you but I'm afraid 34dd is my limit the rest is waisted

Damn it , I've scared another one away . The men on this site really like to play hard to get don't they "

Aww don't be like that I'm starting to think i should have offered a pity fuck now

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By *electableicecreamMan
22 weeks ago

The West


"Because females are such grumpy things. Far too much effort. Save yourself the headache and stock up on lube and socks."

Does the lube go in the sock? I feel like it should be lightly microwaved too.

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By *ife NinjaMan
22 weeks ago

Dunfermline

They've got it, we want it. That's the game. Buyers market 🤓

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Thank goodness I'm not a female. They just got a right good ticking off!!

👀

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